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[Ikuzo]

Hurp-durp/bluh bluh everybody. post of spectacular coming right up.

EDIT: OH. OHMY. NOW I HAVE A POWER-BOOST MEGA-BAR X2!

PAAAAAAAAGETOPPER!

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Hmm. HMM. HMM!

OH! LOOK AT YOUR VOMIT! It's changing colors!

WHAAAAAAT.

The prismamist must be mixing with the liquid! but why hasn't it affected your lusus's blood it doesn't makeoh the color.

It matches the prismamist. DURR.



Oh well.



Now that you know which wire to cut it's only a matter of not making the prismamist combust.



Steady...

STEADY...

Alright.

1.

2.

2 and a half...

3!



pleasenosplodeypleasenosplodeypleasenosplodey.

And it's a horrible cliffhanger! What will happen! Find out next half a year on VA's Wacky Hive!

[Maxfield-Elite]

(Thanks. It's not my best work, but hey, it looks like her. xD Tavros's mouth was surprisingly perfect. I should probably design her hive too...)

AV: Okay. HP couldn't wait any longer.
AV: He's my SERVER! now.
AV: And I am so ready to do this.
AV: That you would not BELIEVE!
AV: EXCEPT! you would.
AV: Because you know I'm awesome.
SP: -[May I hit Kumbha with a blunt object?]+
SP: -[Tell him that because of his irrationallity, you've got to go in last.]+
SP: -[And stress the 'your fault' part.]+
SP: -[Dammit, I have to go start my plan ALL OVER again.]+
SP: -[Hang tight.]+
AV: But I'm already in. I mean, I'm playing at least.
AV: I'm still in my HIVE! and EVERYTHING! but I'm in the game.
AV: Anyway, don't be too hard on Kumbha. He was just worrying about me. Besides, it's not like I VETOED! him on it. I didn't HAVE! to connect.
AV: EXCEPT! I kind of wanted to LIVE! and it was getting down to ZERO! hour. We waited as long as we could 'cause of your plan, but...
AV: Well anyway, there's nothing anyone can do about it now.
AV: I prototyped with a mannequin like I thought might work. It's okay. But it's not doing anything VERY! interesting. EXCEPT! now all the little dudes look really silly, like with scuba suits and dresses and hats...
AV: You're not really that mad, are you?
SP: -[Only at Kumbha.]+
SP: -[He doesn't listen to ANYTHING I say.]+
SP: -[All he talks to me about is 'WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SERVE ME' and 'YOUR BROTHERS STUP|D.']+
SP: -[WORST of all, he thinks he owns you.]+
SP: -[Er- wait no I didn't say that.]+

((Would you like to join our session, Vyktor and Mascha?))

[hurlingPagan]

AV: Okay. HP couldn't wait any longer.
AV: He's my SERVER! now.
AV: And I am so ready to do this.
AV: That you would not BELIEVE!
AV: EXCEPT! you would.
AV: Because you know I'm awesome.
SP: -[May I hit Kumbha with a blunt object?]+
SP: -[Tell him that because of his irrationallity, you've got to go in last.]+
SP: -[And stress the 'your fault' part.]+
SP: -[Dammit, I have to go start my plan ALL OVER again.]+
SP: -[Hang tight.]+
AV: But I'm already in. I mean, I'm playing at least.
AV: I'm still in my HIVE! and EVERYTHING! but I'm in the game.
AV: Anyway, don't be too hard on Kumbha. He was just worrying about me. Besides, it's not like I VETOED! him on it. I didn't HAVE! to connect.
AV: EXCEPT! I kind of wanted to LIVE! and it was getting down to ZERO! hour. We waited as long as we could 'cause of your plan, but...
AV: Well anyway, there's nothing anyone can do about it now.
AV: I prototyped with a mannequin like I thought might work. It's okay. But it's not doing anything VERY! interesting. EXCEPT! now all the little dudes look really silly, like with scuba suits and dresses and hats...
AV: You're not really that mad, are you?
SP: -[Only at Kumbha.]+
SP: -[He doesn't listen to ANYTHING I say.]+
SP: -[All he talks to me about is 'WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SERVE ME' and 'YOUR BROTHERS STUP|D.']+
SP: -[WORST of all, he thinks he owns you.]+
SP: -[Er- wait no I didn't say that.]+
hP: |_DONT_TH|NK_|_OWN_ANYONE
hP: AND_|_L|STEN_TO_WHAT_YOU_SAY
hP: AND_|_TR|ED_MY_BEST_TO_DO_AS_YOUR_PLAN_REQU|RED
hP: UP_UNT|L_R|ZZA_ALMOST_D|ED

[Maxfield-Elite]

AV: Okay. HP couldn't wait any longer.
AV: He's my SERVER! now.
AV: And I am so ready to do this.
AV: That you would not BELIEVE!
AV: EXCEPT! you would.
AV: Because you know I'm awesome.
SP: -[May I hit Kumbha with a blunt object?]+
SP: -[Tell him that because of his irrationallity, you've got to go in last.]+
SP: -[And stress the 'your fault' part.]+
SP: -[Dammit, I have to go start my plan ALL OVER again.]+
SP: -[Hang tight.]+
AV: But I'm already in. I mean, I'm playing at least.
AV: I'm still in my HIVE! and EVERYTHING! but I'm in the game.
AV: Anyway, don't be too hard on Kumbha. He was just worrying about me. Besides, it's not like I VETOED! him on it. I didn't HAVE! to connect.
AV: EXCEPT! I kind of wanted to LIVE! and it was getting down to ZERO! hour. We waited as long as we could 'cause of your plan, but...
AV: Well anyway, there's nothing anyone can do about it now.
AV: I prototyped with a mannequin like I thought might work. It's okay. But it's not doing anything VERY! interesting. EXCEPT! now all the little dudes look really silly, like with scuba suits and dresses and hats...
AV: You're not really that mad, are you?
SP: -[Only at Kumbha.]+
SP: -[He doesn't listen to ANYTHING I say.]+
SP: -[All he talks to me about is 'WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SERVE ME' and 'YOUR BROTHERS STUP|D.']+
SP: -[WORST of all, he thinks he owns you.]+
SP: -[Er- wait no I didn't say that.]+
HP: |_DONT_TH|NK_|_OWN_ANYONE
HP: AND_|_L|STEN_TO_WHAT_YOU_SAY
HP: AND_|_TR|ED_MY_BEST_TO_DO_AS_YOUR_PLAN_REQU|RED
HP: UP_UNT|L_R|ZZA_ALMOST_D|ED
SP: -[Oh, aren't you just so innocent?]+
SP: -[It couldn't have been you that threatened me if I got any ideas.]+
SP: -[N-not that I have any Ideas. Just hypothetically.]+
SP: -[Anyways, if Rizza needed to get into the medium why didn't she tell everyone?]+

[hurlingPagan]

hP: SHE_SORTA_D|D
hP: ALSO_|_THREATENED_TO_ESTABL|SH_DOM|NANCE
hP: THAT_|S_ALL
hP: |_AM_VERY_|NNOCENT_ALSO

[Maxfield-Elite]

HP: SHE_SORTA_D|D
HP: ALSO_|_THREATENED_TO_ESTABL|SH_DOM|NANCE
HP: THAT_|S_ALL
HP: |_AM_VERY_|NNOCENT_ALSO
SP: -[Which is threating me.]+
SP: +[You're gonna look like such a fool when you lose to a red blood.]-
SP: -[I m-mean hypothetically.]+
SP: -[Cause there's no reason for me to fight.]+
SP: -[Totally hypothetical!]+

[hurlingPagan]

HP: SHE_SORTA_D|D
HP: ALSO_|_THREATENED_TO_ESTABL|SH_DOM|NANCE
HP: THAT_|S_ALL
HP: |_AM_VERY_|NNOCENT_ALSO
SP: -[Which is threating me.]+
SP: +[You're gonna look like such a fool when you lose to a red blood.]-
SP: -[I m-mean hypothetically.]+
SP: -[Cause there's no reason for me to fight.]+
SP: -[Totally hypothetical!]+
hP: |_SEE
hP: YOU_ARE_COMPET|T|ON_TOO
hP: |_W|LL_STR|KE_YOU
hP: MULT|PLE_T|MES_FOR_HERESY
hP: HERESY_AGA|NST_ME
hP: ALSO_YOU_ARE_A_L|AR
hP: PREPARE_TO_BE_SNOUT_STRUCK

[Maxfield-Elite]

HP: SHE_SORTA_D|D
HP: ALSO_|_THREATENED_TO_ESTABL|SH_DOM|NANCE
HP: THAT_|S_ALL
HP: |_AM_VERY_|NNOCENT_ALSO
SP: -[Which is threating me.]+
SP: +[You're gonna look like such a fool when you lose to a red blood.]-
SP: -[I m-mean hypothetically.]+
SP: -[Cause there's no reason for me to fight.]+
SP: -[Totally hypothetical!]+
HP: |_SEE
HP: YOU_ARE_COMPET|T|ON_TOO
HP: |_W|LL_STR|KE_YOU
HP: MULT|PLE_T|MES_FOR_HERESY
HP: HERESY_AGA|NST_ME
HP: ALSO_YOU_ARE_A_L|AR
HP: PREPARE_TO_BE_SNOUT_STRUCK
SP: -[Y'know what, fine.]+
SP: -[Maybe I do kinda like her.]+
SP: -[I'm not going around issuing death threats to You or Hephes, am I?]+
SP: -[No. I'm not. Because that's something only an idiot would do.]+
SP: +[Good luck hitting me from the medium, lusiibrain.]-

[RainbowNinja]

It'd be awesome to join but I'd be SO LOST. Hahaha.

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Allright, first thing's first. You power up your UFOTOP. You take a moment to admire your FIGHTER TROLL GHANDI WALLPAPER. You made it yourself and are quite proud of it. You briefly consider doing wallapaper commissions.

No no no, you admit that this was a terrible idea. SO STUPID.

Now where the hell is that game file?

[Maxfield-Elite]

Well, we'd get you up to speed.

Aquil wants to make sure he gets as many trolls as he can into the session. Maybe make a third team.

[blitzkriegxd1]

SP: O.o Um, okay, this is all great and everything, I'm glad Rizza is safe and all this stuff is happening, but, uh, where do I fit in now? O.o
SP: :/ I'm rather confused and there's meteors starting to hit around me, that doesn't make me very happy :/
SP: ^^; So, ah, no rush, but I'm sorta confused, and if this all could be worked out before I die of meteors that'd be super ^^;
SP: :/ also, I mentioned my knight, never got feedback on that :/
SP: :\ do we have room for him or what? :\

[RainbowNinja]

Sounds Rad. XD askdasdlkamsdl. EXCITEMENT KEYBOARD POUNDING?

[flammingcorn]

Here's my trollsona (as I like to call her) harassing the Wayward Vagabond:



He and Spades Slick!Jack are tied for favourite character for me. XD

[Maxfield-Elite]

SP: O.o Um, okay, this is all great and everything, I'm glad Rizza is safe and all this stuff is happening, but, uh, where do I fit in now? O.o
SP: :/ I'm rather confused and there's meteors starting to hit around me, that doesn't make me very happy :/
SP: ^^; So, ah, no rush, but I'm sorta confused, and if this all could be worked out before I die of meteors that'd be super ^^;
SP: :/ also, I mentioned my knight, never got feedback on that :/
SP: :\ do we have room for him or what? :\
SP: +[We'll start a new team.]-
SP: +[Can you host Edurne?]-
SP: -[Impact is imminent.]+
SP: -[I'm gonna see if Rizza can host me.]+

[UberKryos]

((I would very, very much like to join your session. I'm that knight that Hephes has been blathering on about.))

-- aberrantKnight [AK] began trolling Trollslum. --
AK: --|==> Goode daye everyone.
AK: --|==> My liege instructede me to contacte a mistere Aquile.
AK: --|==> I have beene tolde thate he is the commandinge officere of sortse fore thise rescue operatione.
AK: --|==> I hate to impose upone you, but I muste insiste thate I am allowede to accompanye Lorde Hephese.
AK: --|==> As hise knighte, hise safetye is somewhate my responsibilitye.
AK: --|==> Also, not gettinge killede by meteores woulde be nice.

[JazzTap]

SP: O.o Um, okay, this is all great and everything, I'm glad Rizza is safe and all this stuff is happening, but, uh, where do I fit in now? O.o
SP: :/ I'm rather confused and there's meteors starting to hit around me, that doesn't make me very happy :/
SP: ^^; So, ah, no rush, but I'm sorta confused, and if this all could be worked out before I die of meteors that'd be super ^^;
SP: :/ also, I mentioned my knight, never got feedback on that :/
SP: :\ do we have room for him or what? :\
SP: +[We'll start a new team.]-
SP: +[Can you host Edurne?]-
SP: -[Impact is imminent.]+
SP: -[I'm gonna see if Rizza can host me.]+
AK: --|==> Goode daye everyone.
AK: --|==> My liege instructede me to contacte a mistere Aquile.
AK: --|==> I have beene tolde thate he is the commandinge officere of sortse fore thise rescue operatione.
AK: --|==> I hate to impose upone you, but I muste insiste thate I am allowede to accompanye Lorde Hephese.
AK: --|==> As hise knighte, hise safetye is somewhate my responsibilitye.
AK: --|==> Also, not gettinge killede by meteores woulde be nice.
JT: Greetyngs to thee, AK!
JT: SPa doth yndeed lead one team, Y lead another, and now yt seems we shall be addyng a thyrd.
JT: SPa <- *AV <- *HP | *JT <- *AD <- HF | AS <- SPe ? AK | FW ? JN ? CCo
JT: *: yn the Medyum | <-: clyent-server connectyon | ?: order not planned
JT: CCo ys not to be confused wyth CCa, who was actyve but ys yn a dyfferent sessyon.
JT: FW, JN, and CCo have not been assygned to a team. FW wyll only joyn yf JN does, and Y hath not yet heard word from hym.
JT: Doth thys seem good?

[hapticFeline]

AK: --|==> Goode daye everyone.
AK: --|==> My liege instructede me to contacte a mistere Aquile.
AK: --|==> I have beene tolde thate he is the commandinge officere of sortse fore thise rescue operatione.
AK: --|==> I hate to impose upone you, but I muste insiste thate I am allowede to accompanye Lorde Hephese.
AK: --|==> As hise knighte, hise safetye is somewhate my responsibilitye.
AK: --|==> Also, not gettinge killede by meteores woulde be nice.
JT: Greetyngs to thee, AK!
JT: SPa doth yndeed lead one team, Y lead another, and now yt seems we shall be addyng a thyrd.
JT: SPa <- *AV <- *HP | *JT <- *AD <- HF | AS <- SPe ? AK | FW ? JN ? CCo
JT: *: yn the Medyum | <-: clyent-server connectyon | ?: order not planned
JT: CCo ys not to be confused wyth CCa, who was actyve but ys yn a dyfferent sessyon.
JT: FW, JN, and CCo have not been assygned to a team. FW wyll only joyn yf JN does, and Y hath not yet heard word from hym.
JT: Doth thys seem good?[/FONT]
HF: o gewd! moar peoples to play with!
HF: is gewd to know who is in da medium an who isnt yet!
HF: i is glad that AD and i gotted everything set up so fast!
HF: den again AD helped me figur it out so all credits goes to them!
HF: it wud be so kewl to has anoder team toosssss! c:[ [does is goat horns by da way! not bull horns like some peoples..... ]:/]

[Maxfield-Elite]

SP: O.o Um, okay, this is all great and everything, I'm glad Rizza is safe and all this stuff is happening, but, uh, where do I fit in now? O.o
SP: :/ I'm rather confused and there's meteors starting to hit around me, that doesn't make me very happy :/
SP: ^^; So, ah, no rush, but I'm sorta confused, and if this all could be worked out before I die of meteors that'd be super ^^;
SP: :/ also, I mentioned my knight, never got feedback on that :/
SP: :\ do we have room for him or what? :\
SP: +[We'll start a new team.]-
SP: +[Can you host Edurne?]-
SP: -[Impact is imminent.]+
SP: -[I'm gonna see if Rizza can host me.]+
AK: --|==> Goode daye everyone.
AK: --|==> My liege instructede me to contacte a mistere Aquile.
AK: --|==> I have beene tolde thate he is the commandinge officere of sortse fore thise rescue operatione.
AK: --|==> I hate to impose upone you, but I muste insiste thate I am allowede to accompanye Lorde Hephese.
AK: --|==> As hise knighte, hise safetye is somewhate my responsibilitye.
AK: --|==> Also, not gettinge killede by meteores woulde be nice.
JT: Greetyngs to thee, AK!
JT: SPa doth yndeed lead one team, Y lead another, and now yt seems we shall be addyng a thyrd.
JT: SPa <- *AV <- *HP | *JT <- *AD <- HF | AS <- SPe ? AK | FW ? JN ? CCo
JT: *: yn the Medyum | <-: clyent-server connectyon | ?: order not planned
JT: CCo ys not to be confused wyth CCa, who was actyve but ys yn a dyfferent sessyon.
JT: FW, JN, and CCo have not been assygned to a team. FW wyll only joyn yf JN does, and Y hath not yet heard word from hym.
JT: Doth thys seem good?
HF: o gewd! moar peoples to play with!
HF: is gewd to know who is in da medium an who isnt yet!
HF: i is glad that AD and i gotted everything set up so fast!
HF: den again AD helped me figur it out so all credits goes to them!
HF: it wud be so kewl to has anoder team toosssss! c:[ [does is goat horns by da way! not bull horns like some peoples..... ]:/]
SP: -[No one's using my server order.]+
SP: -[It's migraine inducing!]+
SP: -[I have: SPa* < AV* < HP* < AS(*?) < SPe]+
SP: -[I've given up on server order. Right now I just want everyone away from the meteors.]+

[amnesiaDinosaur]

AD : HF i r3quir3 y0ur 4zziz74nc3

((Go on pesterchum.))

[UberKryos]

AK: --|==> Goode daye everyone.
AK: --|==> My liege instructede me to contacte a mistere Aquile.
AK: --|==> I have beene tolde thate he is the commandinge officere of sortse fore thise rescue operatione.
AK: --|==> I hate to impose upone you, but I muste insiste thate I am allowede to accompanye Lorde Hephese.
AK: --|==> As hise knighte, hise safetye is somewhate my responsibilitye.
AK: --|==> Also, not gettinge killede by meteores woulde be nice.
JT: Greetyngs to thee, AK!
JT: SPa doth yndeed lead one team, Y lead another, and now yt seems we shall be addyng a thyrd.
JT: SPa <- *AV <- *HP | *JT <- *AD <- HF | AS <- SPe ? AK | FW ? JN ? CCo
JT: *: yn the Medyum | <-: clyent-server connectyon | ?: order not planned
JT: CCo ys not to be confused wyth CCa, who was actyve but ys yn a dyfferent sessyon.
JT: FW, JN, and CCo have not been assygned to a team. FW wyll only joyn yf JN does, and Y hath not yet heard word from hym.
JT: Doth thys seem good?
HF: o gewd! moar peoples to play with!
HF: is gewd to know who is in da medium an who isnt yet!
HF: i is glad that AD and i gotted everything set up so fast!
HF: den again AD helped me figur it out so all credits goes to them!
HF: it wud be so kewl to has anoder team toosssss! c:[ [does is goat horns by da way! not bull horns like some peoples..... ]:/]
SP: -[No one's using my server order.]+
SP: -[It's migraine inducing!]+
SP: -[I have: SPa* < AV* < HP* < AS(*?) < SPe]+
SP: -[I've given up on server order. Right now I just want everyone away from the meteors.]+
AK: --|==> Thate arrangemente appearse to be moste suitable.
AK: --|==> You have my gratitude fore allowinge me to connecte directlye to my liege.
AK: --|==> I woulde prefere not to waite too much longer, thoughe.
AK: --|==> As Lorde Hephese has saide, meteores have alreadye impactede nearbye.
AK: --|==> Oh deare.
AK: --|==> I apologize for not noticinge youre commente voidinge the currente arrangementes.
AK: --|==> I will simplye awaite furthere instructiones thene.

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Oh Gog this is hillarious.
MK: All of you freaking out over this game never seases to ammuse me.
MK: I mean seriously, get a load of you guys.
MK: Flipping your shit like it's the end of the world or something.

[crash826]

cC: but !t !2 th3 3nd of th3 world
cC: duh

[Maxfield-Elite]

SP: -[you're dead if you don't find a server]-
SP: -[it's pointless though]-
SP: -[there's an army of imps on the other side]-
SP: -[and everything is against you]-

[crash826]

SP: -[you're dead if you don't find a server]-
SP: -[it's pointless though]-
SP: -[there's an army of imps on the other side]-
SP: -[and everything is against you]-
cC: holy cat2, man
cC: what brought th!2 on?

[Maxfield-Elite]

SP: -[you're dead if you don't find a server]-
SP: -[it's pointless though]-
SP: -[there's an army of imps on the other side]-
SP: -[and everything is against you]-
CC: holy cat2, man
CC: what brought th!2 on?
SP: -[my lusus is dead]-
SP: -[my brothers are probably dead]-
SP: -[and there's an agent named Dashing Dealer who wants me dead]-
SP: -[i'm a dead troll]-