TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[empireomega]

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What I really don't like about some of the latest trolls is that their eyes are TOO HIGH. It makes me cringe every time.

[K25fF]

What I really don't like about some of the latest trolls is that their eyes are TOO HIGH. It makes me cringe every time.

Are my troll's eyes too high?
I can't really tell.

[Maxfield-Elite]

Are my troll's eyes too high?
I can't really tell.

Stand it next to one of the canon trolls. You can compare that way.

[K25fF]

DB: Ii goot aa piictuuree oof wheeree Ii aam?
SP: -[i already see it]-
SP: -[you're onscreen]-
SP: -[duh]-
DB: Weel, thaat waas foor peeooplee whoo caan't seeee mee oon thee screeeen?
SP: -[what do they care]-
DB: Hoow woouuld Ii knoow wheetheer peeooplee waanteed too seeee!
DB: Soo Ii poosteed iit, juust iin caasee?
SP: -[whatever]-
SP: -[just kill those imps]-
SP: -[and get to your gate]-
DB: Iim seettiing oout foor thee fiirst gaatee noow.
DB: Thaanks foor staartiing, buut beefooree yoouu caan buuiild uup proopeerlyy Ii neeeed too kiill soomee iimps?
DB: Luuckiilyy Ii haavee myy Diisooluutiioon Gloovees iin myy Glooveekiind Speeciibuus.
DB: 8]

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[K25fF]

Stand it next to one of the canon trolls. You can compare that way.

Aah, I checked, and there's not much in it that wouldn't be compensated for by the glasses.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

DB: Ii goot aa piictuuree oof wheeree Ii aam?
SP: -[i already see it]-
SP: -[you're onscreen]-
SP: -[duh]-
DB: Weel, thaat waas foor peeooplee whoo caan't seeee mee oon thee screeeen?
SP: -[what do they care]-
DB: Hoow woouuld Ii knoow wheetheer peeooplee waanteed too seeee!
DB: Soo Ii poosteed iit, juust iin caasee?
SP: -[whatever]-
SP: -[just kill those imps]-
SP: -[and get to your gate]-
DB: Iim seettiing oout foor thee fiirst gaatee noow.
DB: Thaanks foor staartiing, buut beefooree yoouu caan buuiild uup proopeerlyy Ii neeeed too kiill soomee iimps?
DB: Luuckiilyy Ii haavee myy Diisooluutiioon Gloovees iin myy Glooveekiind Speeciibuus.
DB: 8]
AD : w4i7 dud3
AD : w3 4r3 g0nn4 b3 7h3r3

[K25fF]

DB: Ii goot aa piictuuree oof wheeree Ii aam?
SP: -[i already see it]-
SP: -[you're onscreen]-
SP: -[duh]-
DB: Weel, thaat waas foor peeooplee whoo caan't seeee mee oon thee screeeen?
SP: -[what do they care]-
DB: Hoow woouuld Ii knoow wheetheer peeooplee waanteed too seeee!
DB: Soo Ii poosteed iit, juust iin caasee?
SP: -[whatever]-
SP: -[just kill those imps]-
SP: -[and get to your gate]-
DB: Iim seettiing oout foor thee fiirst gaatee noow.
DB: Thaanks foor staartiing, buut beefooree yoouu caan buuiild uup proopeerlyy Ii neeeed too kiill soomee iimps?
DB: Luuckiilyy Ii haavee myy Diisooluutiioon Gloovees iin myy Glooveekiind Speeciibuus.
DB: 8]
AD : w4i7 dud3
AD : w3 4r3 g0nn4 b3 7h3r3
DB: Wheeree!
DB: Aand wheen!
DB: Aand briing soomee taapee wheen yyoouu coomee, aas oonee oof theesee 1001iing iimps
goot aat mee beefooree Ii coouuld geet aat iit?

[amnesiaDinosaur]

You are REVYSS YCRODA.

You have a HUGE EGO and AMETEUR THERAPISTS have diagnosed you with MEGALOMANIA, but what do they know? You are a CRAZED COLLECTOR and YOUR HIVE shows this. Lining the WALLS are HUNDREDS OF ANCIENT ARTIFACTS. Your HIVE is deep under the ALTERNIAN OCEANS, quite close to the ABYSS. Your LUSUS is a GIANT OCTOPUS. You call him OCTON and he performs his job quite well and does nearly ANYTHING YOU TELL HIM TO.

You enjoy POETRY, even though most of it is bullshit about TROLLMANCE. The so-called TROLLMANCE NOVELS make you sick. It is total HORSESHIT and everyone knows it. Your other INTERESTS include FLARP, COLLECTING, and WRITING FANTASY NOVELS. Although you know FANTASY NOVELS are fake you still enjoy reading and writing them, sometimes people need some fantasy in their lives.

You are so MANLY that you wear MAKEUP and occasionally CROSSDRESS. That's just how MANLY you are.

Your strife specibus is set to LASERKIND, and your fetch modus is currently set to JAR. The JAR modus puts each item into a digital jar which requires you to open it to retrieve the item. Jars are really hard to open underwater.

Your TROLLTAG is aluminumKing and {You speak in a rather dignified and gramatically correct manner.}

[Maxfield-Elite]

Made a hero mode:

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Background later.

[crash826]

Made a hero mode:

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EFF YES SIGNKIND

[Marionette]

Ooh, looks awesome, Maxfield.

On the subject of art, ffffffu- why do I design things I can't possibly foreshorten? Rizza's head. It is too pointy. Even with her hair in its natural, slightly less pointy state, the horns are still giving me grief. xD

Also, oh my. Do I sense some possible conflict between Reviss and Rizza?

[amnesiaDinosaur]

No you don't.

--aluminumKing [AK] began trolling trollslum--
AK: {Hello, foolish landdwellers. How are your lives?}

[Marionette]

(His hatred of trollmance novels and Rizza's relatively low opinion of poetry. xD Of course, she acknowledges her novels' lameness and doesn't hate poetry, just doesn't think it's that great.)

--aluminumKing [AK] began trolling trollslum--
AK: {Hello, foolish landdwellers. How are your lives?}
AV: Eh. So-so. Things are all CRAZY! but I'll LIVE!
AV: Anyway, AK here kind of needs a SERVER! before he dies.
AV: Who's free?
AV: Does the portion of the chain with Hephes and his knight or WHOEVER! HAVE! an opening?
AV: Maybe he'd fit in there.
AV: Or DB could host him..?

[Zylvera]

--metallicWaves [MW] began trolling trollslum--
MW: so ijust installed this game
MW: Sgrub orsomething
MW: andapparently it requires twoplayers
MW: solame
MW: i do kindof wouldlike to see what itdoes, though

[amnesiaDinosaur]

--metallicWaves [MW] began trolling trollslum--
MW: so ijust installed this game
MW: Sgrub orsomething
MW: andapparently it requires twoplayers
MW: solame
MW: i do kindof wouldlike to see what itdoes, though
AK: {Maybe you could be my "server" and I could be yours.}
AK: {I can not believe I am trusting a land dweller to be my "server" but okay.}

[UberKryos]

Blitz and I have both been busy these last few days, whenever one has free time, the other doesn't. So as soon as our free time coincides, I'll get to pulling him into the medium. Vyktor will need a server though, not sure whether that's what you meant by "AK will need a server." Of course, regardless of which one you were referring to, it's a true statement.

On another note, I finally got off an (admittedly very rough) sketch of Vyktor to my far more artistically inclined friend. My sketch... made him look like a lion, somehow. But that's okay, I sort of like the new look. Not sure when my friend will have something to give back to me, or if she'll need any further input, but there will be a picture up (hopefully) soon.

Feels sort of weird to post out of character, hopefully Blitz is ready soon, because it doesn't seem logical to post anything else in character until then, as Vyktor would be scrambling to save the life of his liege.

Of course, Vyktor will need his life saved too, but that's something to worry about after. He's more of an immediate picture sorta guy.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

She meant me, aluminumKing.

[K25fF]

DB: Heeyy? Ii foouund aa stroongeer eeneemyy?


P.S. My first ever attempt at Hero Mode. K2 done good?

[chimericWilder]

--chimericWilder began trolling Trollslum--
CW: :G:reetings.
CW: [I] am pretty sure i am in trouble, but i should be fine for now. [I] think.
CW: [I] got this <S>grub game, and managed to learn a little about it.
CW: [I]'m stuck now though. [I]f i understand it correctly i will need to host another player and save them. [I] am ready to do this. :P:lease contact me quickly and i will see what i can do.

[K25fF]

--dubiousBinary began trolling chimericWilder --
CW: :G:reetings.
CW: [I] am pretty sure i am in trouble, but i should be fine for now. [I] think.
CW: [I] got this <S>grub game, and managed to learn a little about it.
CW: [I]'m stuck now though. [I]f i understand it correctly i will need to host another player and save them. [I] am ready to do this. :P:lease contact me quickly and i will see what i can do.
DB: Ii'm aalreeadyy iin, buut Ii coouuld hoost yyoouu aand leet yyoouu iintoo thee Meediiuum?
DB: Iis thaat ookaayy!

[chimericWilder]

--dubiousBinary began trolling chimericWilder --
CW: :G:reetings.
CW: [I] am pretty sure i am in trouble, but i should be fine for now. [I] think.
CW: [I] got this <S>grub game, and managed to learn a little about it.
CW: [I]'m stuck now though. [I]f i understand it correctly i will need to host another player and save them. [I] am ready to do this. :P:lease contact me quickly and i will see what i can do.
DB: Ii'm aalreeadyy iin, buut Ii coouuld hoost yyoouu aand leet yyoouu iintoo thee Meediiuum?
DB: Iis thaat ookaayy!
CW: 'U'h,
CW: :B:ut wouldnt that create an incomplete chain, or whatever it was?
CW: [I] think i am supposed to host someone first, but i am not really sure.

[Maxfield-Elite]

CW: :G:reetings.
CW: [I] am pretty sure i am in trouble, but i should be fine for now. [I] think.
CW: [I] got this <S>grub game, and managed to learn a little about it.
CW: [I]'m stuck now though. [I]f i understand it correctly i will need to host another player and save them. [I] am ready to do this. :P:lease contact me quickly and i will see what i can do.
DB: Ii'm aalreeadyy iin, buut Ii coouuld hoost yyoouu aand leet yyoouu iintoo thee Meediiuum?
DB: Iis thaat ookaayy!
CW: 'U'h,
CW: :B:ut wouldnt that create an incomplete chain, or whatever it was?
CW: [I] think i am supposed to host someone first, but i am not really sure.
SP: -[There are a few people lined up to join the loop.]+
SP: -[Edurne and Conspirator.]+
SP: -[If they aren't dead. That is.]+

[chimericWilder]

CW: :G:reetings.
CW: [I] am pretty sure i am in trouble, but i should be fine for now. [I] think.
CW: [I] got this <S>grub game, and managed to learn a little about it.
CW: [I]'m stuck now though. [I]f i understand it correctly i will need to host another player and save them. [I] am ready to do this. :P:lease contact me quickly and i will see what i can do.
DB: Ii'm aalreeadyy iin, buut Ii coouuld hoost yyoouu aand leet yyoouu iintoo thee Meediiuum?
DB: Iis thaat ookaayy!
CW: 'U'h,
CW: :B:ut wouldnt that create an incomplete chain, or whatever it was?
CW: [I] think i am supposed to host someone first, but i am not really sure.
SP: -[There are a few people lined up to join the loop.]+
SP: -[Edurne and Conspirator.]+
SP: -[If they aren't dead. That is.]+
CW: :H:ello to you, too.
CW: [C]an you put me in touch with one of these? \W/ho of them might be in the most trouble?
CW: [I] think i know enough about this server business. [I]'ll figure the interface out once i get to that part.

[Zylvera]

--metallicWaves [MW] began trolling trollslum--
MW: so ijust installed this game
MW: Sgrub orsomething
MW: andapparently it requires twoplayers
MW: solame
MW: i do kindof wouldlike to see what itdoes, though
AK: {Maybe you could be my "server" and I could be yours.}
AK: {I can not believe I am trusting a land dweller to be my "server" but okay.}
MW: isthat howitworks?
MW: i think i will playwith the controlls a bit
MW: thereare some veryinteresting things here

MW deployed the Cruxtruder.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

@Zylvera, do you have pesterchum? If you do get on that with metallicWaves as your handle. It's much easier to RP that way.