Time Cop!

[Danfish77]

>Time Cop: Don't obey even your own instincts! Travel further into the past and punch out some nautiluses or something

[omegawill]

TC: Go west, make life more peaceful there.

[Lankie]

TC: Go west, make life more peaceful there.

You head west, while Reminiscingabout both your fathers. Both were legendary Time Cops, as such the agency expected you to be some kind of ultra god of time. You can't handle that kind of pressure! Sometimes you wish your father were not so famo-



You appear to be falling to your death.

[omegawill]

Don't worry. It's just a Quantum Leap of Faith.

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Also, hooray! It's back!

[SNeakyRobot]

> Time travel! There are geological shifts that occur over the millenia. Chances are, theres a time when there is ground inches below you. Your fall won't be very far if you do it now.

[Lankie]

> Time travel! There are geological shifts that occur over the millenia. Chances are, theres a time when there is ground inches below you. Your fall won't be very far if you do it now.

You promptly GTFO to a timeline with some form of ground below you.



Ow.



You wouldn't call this very geological. More like geounlogical.

[omegawill]

Investigate.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>You teleported back before you stopped the Dinosaurs killer! Watch the dino-less timeline in horror.

[Lankie]

Investigate.

Looks like you went to the future.
What time? One with flying cruise ships you guess.
All these futures look the same to you to be honest.

>You teleported back before you stopped the Dinosaurs killer! Watch the dino-less timeline in horror.

Wait! you never stopped the Dino killings! What does this mean for the future!?



"YOU! Tell me about dinosaurs! Apatosaurus'! Pachycepholosaurus'! Anything!"



"What's a dinosaur?"



My god. It's worse than you could possibly imagine.
You think you're going to be sick.

[omegawill]

Wait... In a world that never knew about dinosaurs, that's a world that never had Jurassic Park!

You could make millions!

[starburst98]

no, no one would watch a movie with imaginary monsters. which is what dino's would be to these people. travel back slightly farther so you can team up with yourself and fight the dino killers.

[omegawill]

no one would watch a movie with imaginary monsters

... For exhibit A I would like to present to the court: THE ENTIRE HORROR GENRE

[Danfish77]

>Be sick
>Go back in time and punch that guy before he can say it to you
>Make out with yourself in the near past

[Dizu]

Maybe you are back in time? Even before the existence of Dinosaur's?!
this means You are in the negative timeworld, everything that happened BEFORE 0(so before the beginning of time, where time goes backwards or something?)

[Asmodemus]

> Head for the dinosaur killings again.

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> Head for the dinosaur killings again.

>make sure your at a place with land to walk on.

[Lankie]

>Be sick
>Go back in time and punch that guy before he can say it to you
>Make out with yourself in the near past

*a variety of throw up noises*

This will not stand! You feel like time punching this guy in the face, multiple times, in the face, with your gun.



Wait. Is that?



No. it can't possibly be her. Thats impossible. There is no way...
although...

[starburst98]

who could it be? clean yourself up so you don't smell of puke and go say hi.

[SNeakyRobot]

> You have no time to waste! Just grab her and go back to the dinosaurs so you can stop Time Anti Cop! Or the Time Bandit. I can't remember which one.

[Danfish77]

Yes! It's that underwear model from that advertisement you once saw in 7th grade!
>Hand her a note that says "i like u do u like me y/n"

[Asmodemus]

> Go back in time before you vomited and ignore that guy in favor of talking to her this time.

[Zaffa]

And who might she be...?

[Gnauga]

Go back in time to collect an assortment of flashback scenes for expositionary usage, and then warp straight back to where you are now.

[Schazer]

This is great

Go back in time to collect an assortment of flashback scenes for expositionary usage, and then warp straight back to where you are now.

This, but accidentally have your time-travelling device to "random" so it turns out all the memories of her were just interactions from this point in (your) time.

[Dfaran]

>It can't possibly be her because she IS a dinosaur. That's just a clever disguise she's wearing.