Eddie: Complete

[Eddie]

EDDIE IS A WINNER! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...y-IT-S-HERE%21 to the winter 2010 awards ceremony. Won: Best Completed Adventure, Best Story

YAY

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Hello! this adventure is completed! some useful links:
http://mspafa.wikia.com/wiki/Eddie is the wiki, if you see anything that needs adding, please feel free to do so!
http://felonia.free.fr/mspfa/?s=88 is the mirror, also incomplete. if you feel particularly altruistic, please help update it!

The fanart for this adventure is scattered throughout the thread. think of it as a reward for reading it in the forum format, rather than the mirror.

And of course, Enjoy!

A man sits in his house on a rainy night. The man's name is Eddie, as evidenced by his seeming protagonistness and the name of the thread in which his story is presented.

The TV is on. What will you do?

[Xander]

stare blankly at tv.

[gloomyMoron]

Be assaulted be a hot chick after finding a super transforming fighting robot machine from the future. Oh and you've totally transformed the giant fighting robot into a car that can transform into a giant fighting robot. You'd so totally not be ripping off anything by doing that, and it's be awesome.

[GreyGabe]

>Eh. Commercials. Go get delicious snacks from the kitchen.

[Tam Lin]

Find giant robot because chicks dig giant robots

[[Azu]]

> Introduce us to your faithful companion, Izzard. Izzard the Lizard.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Headbutt the TV then do a cannonball right out the window.

[Eddie]

Be assaulted be a hot chick after finding a super transforming fighting robot machine from the future. Oh and you've totally transformed the giant fighting robot into a car that can transform into a giant fighting robot. You'd so totally not be ripping off anything by doing that, and it's be awesome.

That would be awesome! However, despite your love of things mechanical and explodey, your search for super transforming fighting robot machines from the future has turned up with nothing. And you don't even have a cowardly friend named Jamie. What a gyp.

>Eh. Commercials. Go get delicious snacks from the kitchen.

To the kitchen! delicious snacks await.

[Xander]

Cue plot event.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Knock over the fridge, smear condiments on your face warpaint style, & scream like a crazy battlefighter.

[GreyGabe]

>How about some chips? Chips are good!

[aimless-void]

>Be assaulted by a gremlin-sabotaged waffle iron.

[Asmodemus]

> Drink Scum Soda, become a giant monster from the Rampage series.

[Eddie]

>How about some chips? Chips are good!

Chips it is!



you get the BBQ 'TATO CHIPS

Cue plot event.

There is a knock at the door.

(A few more pages and then I'm heading to bed guys. Oh, and so far the game universe is pretty normal, so I'm gonna ignore most of the impossible ideas until a certain point in the story. you'll know when we get there.)

[Solaris]

Let someone else get the door.

Make sure to take the chips with you if you answer the door.

[GreyGabe]

>Well, well! Who could be calling at this hour? You should answer the door right quick.

[Miraculous]

> Answer it, but hide your chips!

[Fakeimposter]

Ignore it. Concentrate on your snacks.

[Dudemaster47]

>Open door to find an insanely hot chick who wants nothing more than to have you as her boyfriend.

[romanticistCaveman]

>Answer the door in an incredibly unflattering manner.

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Is it weird that I find Eddie's character design really huggable-looking?

[Eddie]

> Answer it, but hide your chips!

No one will get your tasty BBQ! You quickly store the chips in your HUNGER CACHE where they will be safe.



Wow it's really pouring out there. good thing you don't have to go outside for anything.

Eddie opens the door.

>Open door to find an insanely hot chick who wants nothing more than to have you as her boyfriend.

Your FUNKY FRESH NEIGHBOR is on your doorstep.

(and no, I did not create this character just for that command. She has other desires than girlfriendhood. but it is a weird coincidence )

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>
Is it weird that I find Eddie's character design really huggable-looking?

No, not at all. Fat characters often have high amounts of huggableness. I think it's how they kinda look like plushies.

[Tam Lin]

> Eddie: Be even more huggable. Put on bear costume.

[Ed]

> Sloppy makeouts

> Offer her some snacks

[Asmodemus]

> Say hi and welcome her, invite her in from the rain.

[Eddie]

> Sloppy makeouts

> Offer her some snacks

You offer your FUNKY FRESH NEIGHBOR some of your remaining chips. She declines politely.

It seems that she managed to lock her car and house keys in her car. Again.
She would like to come inside until the storm stops.

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This is it for tonight. I might actually do Eddie in a bear suit later. It's on my list.

Oh, and if you guys want to start thinking of names for Eddie's FUNKY FRESH NEIGHBOR, go ahead. I'ma practice writing her dialogue when I feel like actually letting these guys talk.

Tigerlily Jones is taken.