> how the hell does he know how many doors you have in your house?! IS HE WATCHING YOU OH MY GOD
> how the hell does he know how many doors you have in your house?! IS HE WATCHING YOU OH MY GOD
> Leslie: Check the back of the lock on the off-chance there's an emergency (pickable) key lock or something.
> Eddie: Check upstairs for your mountain climbing gear. Hope you didn't leave it all in the garage again.
...But it's probably just me.
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Originally Posted by Red Herring
You ask Leslie about the broken window in the bathroom. Post-it guy might have come in through there. Leslie says she doubts it, there was a puddle but no footprints or anything and the ground was soft enough from the rain to be muddy.
weird.
Leslie tells you she has 22 darts left. So that's the last two digits down.
But what the heck was the thing with the doors? You know you have more than ten doors total in your house. Did he mean just on the first floor? Lets see....
FRONT DOOR, BATHROOM DOOR, GARAGE DOOR, BACK DOOR, and CLOSET DOOR are the ones you two can think of. you decide to go with it.
Originally Posted by sfou
You both are too lazy to go check cupboards. you just check every number till one works.
oh for CRYING OUT LOUD
Eddie: STARE OF IMMENSE DISAPPROVAL
Les: Read that gosh-darned note.
*sigh*Originally Posted by Superfrequency
>Fight to contain your growing rage...then do the obvious.
> Say "heck with this" and go watch TV.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
Ah hell no. He did not just say that. BUST DOWN THAT DOOR EDDIE. SHOW HIM YOU'RE BADASS.
> Quickly, to the toilet!
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
Leslie: Calm Big Daddy down and get down to tactics. One should enter the living room from one side and attract attention while the other covers the target in NERF darts.
Originally Posted by sfou
You try your best. You can't really tell if you're successful because he just snorts and twitches kinda creepily. You explain that you'll check out the living room. If you see anything suspicious, you'll holler.
Everything looks on the up and up.
you pick up Eddie's CHAIR. the note mentioned a throne, and Big Daddy unfortunately fit the Gluttonous king remark.
You find the HALLWAY KEY
What, no snarky Post-it?
>Pick nose with key
Unlock the garage door posthaste!
> Unlock the door in a more feminine style.
>Eddie: Entertain the disturbing notion that you have developed a split personality, and are leaving cryptic Post-It Notes for yourself because your other personality has decided to play pranks on you.
>Readers: hang on cliff edge
>Greet Sylvester StalloneOriginally Posted by Danfish77