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    You have been confined in this room for the past three months, give or take a couple weeks. It's difficult to be sure, as there are no windows and the light never changes.

    It is too bad you do not have a thermometer, because you have the worst case of cabin fever never recorded. You are so stir crazy, you apparently cannot remember your name.


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    > Your name is Bleehblehbloobluhblurblahblowblay Smith.

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    Is your name by chance, Sarah Williams?

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    Your name is Slob by the looks of things! Jeneane L. Slob.

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    You are Sarah. You would write this down to prevent forgetting it again, but you have no pen. You are not crazy enough to use your own body effluence in problem-solving, like certain other imprisoned adventurers.

    You cannot help not looking your best! They took your clothes away and left you with these. At least the pants fit okay.
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    Well in that case, examine that thing on the wall behind you.

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    >admire shading and art style. Wonder how much time it affects during production.

    OR

    >use door handle, bed, and sheets to make a fort.

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    > Run in circles for three straight hours, flapping your arms and shouting "I'm free! I'm a bird! Look at me fly, Mommy! Squack squack!"

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    Well in that case, examine that thing on the wall behind you.


    This is a food dispenser and disposal unit. One button releases a meal from the top compartment, the other will send any garbage in the bottom compartment to parts not your room.

    >use door handle, bed, and sheets to make a fort.

    The resulting tent is kind of small. You're not sure you want to climb in there.

    > Run in circles for three straight hours, flapping your arms and shouting "I'm free! I'm a bird! Look at me fly, Mommy! Squack squack!"

    There is not enough room in this cell to run in circles! Anyway you are feeling sort of antsy about doing that sort of thing, given the security camera up there.
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    Try to fit in the disposal compartment.

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    >Disable camera. Hide behind door with sheets, ready to throw them over the guard's head. Unless you had no other option but to use the sheets to "disable" the camera by covering it.

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    >Urinate on the sheets to strengthen them, then use them to pull the handle off the door. Use handle as a club to disable the camera and anyone who comes in.

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    > KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!
    alternatively
    > Realize that you are fluent in more than one language. In fact, you're fluent in all languages!
    All the cool signatures were already taken.

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    Try to fit in the disposal compartment.


    This is obviously the best method of escape. OBVIOUSLY.

    However, only your arm can fit, and... wow, ew. You know your memory is on the fritz, but you are pretty sure you would remember if you ever had to dispose some kind of black grainy liquid. Which was never.

    This is pretty gross.

    > Realize that you are fluent in more than one language. In fact, you're fluent in all languages!


    Indeed you are! This is due to the hearing aid-esque object you were given when you were incarcerated here. It allows you to understand any language you hear. It is completely useless since no one has spoken to you since that day.

    But it feels pretty good to imagine it is from any personal effort or will.

    >Urinate on the sheets to strengthen them, then use them to pull the handle off the door. Use handle as a club to disable the camera and anyone who comes in.


    That would be even more gross and you don't even feel like peeing! On the other hand, you did tie that knot securely and the blanket fabric is pretty sturdy, so let's try it!

    YEAAH





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    Investigate the grainy toilet like structure through the door.

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    >Look for hinges.

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    Go in and take a shower to cool you down
    Never say you have to do it.
    Instead, say you want to do it.

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    Investigate the grainy toilet like structure through the door.


    You are in a bathroom. There is a shower stall and a lavatory. There are indeed hinges on the door.

    Considering you do regularly use this room and you've never seen any janitor or orderly enter the room, this place is oddly clean.

    Go in and take a shower to cool you down


    You guess you could, but...

    You should be used to the cameras by now, you guess, but they still weird you out. What the hell do they expect you to do, blow the door open with liquid soap and toilet paper?

    You are not going to shower until you are grimy enough to need one.
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    Not with liquid soap, but with SOLID soap! Muahahahahaa!
    *couch* seriously though, wet up some toilet paper and stick them to the cameras, just because
    Never say you have to do it.
    Instead, say you want to do it.

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    > Rinse off hand, accuse the people watching through the cameras of being perverts for having a camera in a bathroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asmodemus
    > Rinse off hand, accuse the people watching through the cameras of being perverts for having a camera in a bathroom.
    But say it in Japanese for best effect.

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    Smother disposal shoot grime onto all the cameras.

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    The... V sign?

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    It looks like there is light sources in both rooms.
    >Check whether there are windows or lamps.
    >Make a shield out of toilet cover.
    >Make war paintings to face with that black liquid.
    >Pick up toilet paper. All of it.
    >Flush the toilet many times so that the one who put you there has to pay dearly for doing that!

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    >Start pulling out paper towels

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