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    SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF THE, GAME 6


    Released just yesterday, SB&HJTG......... has already become a success.
    Critics are calling it
    "...shit-tacular-lymazing." - Mr.Diskette
    "...the best freeware game ever made..." - Captain Lhurgoyf
    "...honestly somewhat terrifying." - NoobOfLore
    With an average media score paralleling that of another gaming great, Elf Bowling, the game is set to sweep the nation.
    Download it here!

    But now, for the first time ever, you can own an advance copy of SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF THE GAME....... 2 SQUIREL CHASE......... and be the coolest kid on the block!

    Order yours now!

    After having enjoyed hours in the spotlight, SB&HJTG.........2SC....... has been revered as one of the top creations in the history of mankind, including the wheel. In response to this critical success, the makers of the first two SB&HJ games have pooled together painstaking minutes to come up with the latest and greatest in migraine-inducing technology:

    This high-octane multiplayer experience is groundbreaking - not only is it the only game ever released on the Wii with an adults-only rating, but it also has the Nintendo Seal of Quality and has won at least 6 awards (we lost count), ranging from Most Awful Soundtrack to Most Vomit-Inducing Dialog!
    Get yours today!

    You probably didn't ask for it, but we brought it anyway!
    SB&HJTG......... four left 4 THE ANGEL brings your back to one of your favorite episodes of the comic, with Sweet Bro attempting to empty a carton of milk!

    Help Sweet Bro get his pour on with this fully-interactive game of cascading calcium! Adorned with what has been described as one of the most unique scoring systems ever, you can enjoy hours of immersive gameplay trying to determine how the fuck you get points! This title was in fact determined to have such immersive gameplay it had to be released on a system that came out 2 generations ago and imported only from an obscure pirating group located in Japan!
    Aw yeah bitches!

    And now, the wait is finally over! Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 5 is here, bringing an all-new action-packed Christmas-themed game mode and an online scoreboard!

    Help Sweet Bro shove his foot into a conksuck boot! But beware - these boots are possibly made by imigrants, and their devious schemes to keep you out of their furthest reaches will foil you again and again! If you manage to reach the bottom by repeatedly smashing your foot in and out of the boot, however, you can enter yourself in and see the online scoreboard. Guaranteed fun for the whole family!
    Shit. Let's be santa!

    After months of waiting (but not necessarily development), Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 6 has arrived! With the most sophisticated plot line in the series and an exciting new character, "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff The Game 6: SWEET BRO FALLS DOWN FUCKIN PEACHES THE DOG DAWG(6)" might just be the most thrilling addition to the franchise yet.

    This time around, Sweet Bro must avoid falling down Peaches the Dog. Use the space bar to jump! Make sure to read the included story, as it is sure to bring tears to your eyes!
    Is there anything you do that isn't falling down that dog, shithead? Find out today!
    Last edited by TheLastBanana; 09-05-2010 at 03:13 AM.

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    Re: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF THE GAME........

    Game of the fucking year.

    Or games, rather.

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    I lost the game

    If there's a way to do anything in the second, I haven't found it.

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    Re: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF THE GAME........

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCheeze
    I lost the game

    If there's a way to do anything in the second, I haven't found it.
    Mash the left and right arrow keys with wild abandon.

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    What? what. What??????
    Angetaro did a thing: He gets hearts.

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    Damn that fuckass squirell. What is he even doing over there. Apparently he's launching some kind of magic air blast at Bro. Or Bro has two left feet that have been horribly mangled and dismembered.
    I guess it's POSSIBLE they're both running but it doesn't look that way.
    It's in ways succeeeded the glory of the previous installment, but in other ways it appears to have been made to appeal to the younger fans of the series. I can only hope The Gaem III can surpass both.

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    JEGUS FUCK

    I CAN ONLY GET 35 NANCHOS

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    Re: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF THE GAME........

    My favorite part about 2 is that when you play again it adds on to your time.

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    Games this good dont even happen most of the time.

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    ALL-TIME HIGHSCORE
    My name is legendaryBuffoon, and y00 are lIkely to be conf00nded by my c0untenance.

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    Awwww yeah.

    I may have cheated slightly.

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    Re: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF THE GAME........

    time like this is unreal its like it doesnt even happen any of the time


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    gog DAAAAAAAAAAMN

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    Well I didn't cheat that much.

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    It is with great excitement that I bring to you a third installment in this top-notch series. Enjoy!

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    *sweet bro & hella jeff reference*

    seriously though, "great" job with those.

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    I particularly like the way the movement it utterly terrible and skips in the third game. All three bespeak of great attention to detail.

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    This third one was so good I had no idea what I was doing or hearing for the first three plays. You have exceeded every possible expectation with its inherent shittyness. It's so bad it just wrapped around back and burst through the good games door. Accepted in the ranks of the best freeware by some inconceivable "quality cheat".

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    i have certainly made it hapen.


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    Well damn. I'm gonna through all my games in the trash now, because the best games ever have just been released for free.

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    These are amazing.
    http://i52.tinypic.com/2lnuvxw.gif[9:01:34 PM] Tea M: im starting to think

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    You just won all the internets.


    All 93.2% of them.

    How do I move is the 2nd!?!

    God

    dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    I can only possibly quote this post, because it sums it up perfectly:
    Quote Originally Posted by Bwg
    Mash the left and right arrow keys with wild abandon.

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    yes

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