Sirius tore off the toga in disgust. Thankfully, this insane being hadn't replaced his armor with it.
He glared at the Eccentric.
"This is the stupidest..."
His angry retort was interrupted by a pie flying into his face from out of nowhere.
"...arrgh!" He took the pan off his face in disgust, and wiped the filling off with a scrap of the toga. "And here I thought I was already in the worst of all possible worlds. I suppose I underestimated the absurdity of the universe."