> To the Engine room! Rask is armed right?
> To the Engine room! Rask is armed right?
The only constant is Chaos.
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Originally Posted by Asmodemus
Rask is ready for anything, at all times, even while asleep.
Oh. Rasks recognizes these: Cavelings. What are they doing so far from the mountains? They're slightly alarmed by your entrance.
> "Hello".
The only constant is Chaos.
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>Greet them in the manner customary for their people
>Rask- start shooting
>Try rounding up all the dogs! You need to get an accurate count of those things.
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Rask attempts a very embarassing/traditional caveling bow greeting.
The cavelings scurry away quickly.
Rask wonders whether he's out of practice.
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Matahari politely asks Bert to search the ship for all the dogs on board and take stock of them. He complies.
Rask goes off to see why those cavelings didn't like his bowing.
>Check out the gigantic propane tank with the hole in its side
> What're those things on the floor?
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> You should fix the ship. If you could fly it would be really awesome. Ask Donovan for a map with red areas indicating damage along with a description of each point of disrepair.
Originally Posted by Xander
Originally Posted by Asmodemus
You take a look at all this stuff.
Dark matter? Whatever!
This one is filled with springs and a cutting tool.
This one's almost empty but has a slate in it.
Originally Posted by Danfish77
What the heck is this?
Donovan appears.
Captain, that is the dark matter cistern that fuels the ship. 1083 years ago, the cistern ruptured and the little remaining dark matter burst.
You ask Donovan for a complete map of the ship showing damage that prevents the ship from flying.Originally Posted by SNeakyRobot
Yes, captain.
Oh hell.
> Put Dark Matter back in box and close it.
> Examine what's on the slate.
The only constant is Chaos.
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Originally Posted by Asmodemus
You get the sudden urge to tidy this particular room.
You take a look at the slate. It was already set on this entry for some reason.
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> Hey, that could be a pretty good defense for you guys against enemy arrows. Keep slate with you to show to Rask.
> Examine other side of room, across from crates.
The only constant is Chaos.
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You should head topside and tell everyone in the tribe what is going on. If you want to lead your people back into the stars and to prosperity, you will need everybody to work together!
First you need your crew.
The only constant is Chaos.
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> Yes let's get all those guys to help you. Also, chain mail is so low tech compared to the awesome stuff in this ship. Ask donovan where they keep the armor.
Originally Posted by SNeakyRobot
You ask Donovan about the ship's supply of armor.
Sorry captain, but the Nordica's armor stocks were emptied when the original crew left the vessel. However, I can begin manufacturing new armor for you and your crew from the raw minerals adjacent to the vessel. Would you like me to start this process?
You tell him that you would like that very much.
Very well, captain. Producing three sets of armor. Estimated time to completion: Two months, four days, seven hours, 47 minutes, 3 seconds.
Originally Posted by Danfish77
That seems like a good idea. All you need to do is head back to the surface and OH DAMNIT.
Apologies, captain, someone seems to have removed this ladder. Please wait a moment.
Neat!
You gather the villagers and gush about your subterranean discoveries.
You are now Rask a few minutes ago.
You're chasing after those little bastards who didn't like your very polite and embarrassing introduction. They seem to have cut into the ship here. This way probably leads to their mountain-hall. Or field-hall, in this case.
>Draw your weapon. Who knows what mischief they are planning?
> Forget them. Go to the library and read everything there is on the subject of ship repair.
Come to the obvious conclusion that you suck at bowing.
It's probably a hieght thing.
Return to the doggie investigation.
Originally Posted by Danfish77
You round a corner.
Yep, that's a caveling wall alright. Typical ancestral protection glyphs. Except that purple one. You don't recognize it.
There's some guards walking this way. They look annoyed.
You have your CUSTOM WEAPON at the ready.
You are now the other guy.Originally Posted by eerr
Argh!
> The new Captain according to Donovan said something about there being a tribe up top didn't she? Maybe you can get them to take care of these dogs or something by herding them up there.
> Rask: Attempt communication, but be ready as you always are.
The only constant is Chaos.
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> Mark each dog differently and keep a slate handy with a list of marks you have already made. (numbers probably)
Rask: do that bowing thing again, but do it with MORE STYLE! If all else fails, though, just shoot upwards.
>Give the dogs collars and name them
>Names: Drippy, Droolface, Simon Bolivar, Ugly, Rex, Fred, Shnookums, Meat, Yttrium, Mr. Excitement, Garfunkel, and Judith