Omniclopia: COMPLETE!

[thetoastking]

You wake up, looking out your window to see a bright and sunny day ahead! but first..

you still need to remember what you look like, your mirror broke a long time ago.. what color was that iris of yours? what was your name? did you bother to turn the oven off today.. these questions burned in your mind.


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by professorlizzard


by Skub


by dfaran

[Dragoshi]

Green, William, and yeah. You did.

[Andorxor]

Red,Sauron,No

[Kajio]

Saya, red, yes.
Diva, blue, no.

The more you know

[Dragoshi]

Funny thing is, I got the reference immediately after seeing the names.

[thetoastking]

Green, William, and yeah. You did.

you remember your name to be william. you feel kind of silly forgetting those personal details like that.

suddenly, your WRIST PDA DEVICE beeps at you! that's right, you have that IMPORTANT MEETING with the MAYOR today! crap! you've been putting this off for so long! you need to get dressed and ready before you set out. obvious exits are WEST, EAST, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

[Dragoshi]

Quickly retrieve clothes from closet, which may or may not be to the west.

And then put them on, of course.

[thetoastking]

you make a mad dash to your room in the west, but suddenly you trip! you grumble and look to see it was a..

duck? ... you remind yourself to get an exterminator when you get back. -1 HP. you open the closet and equip the LIGHT BLUE PARTY HAT. this is embarrassing. you're going to need something much more classy. looks like you'll need to visit that hat store.

[Kajio]

Visit the remains of the burned down hat store.

[Tseralith]

Quickly hide the duck under your hat in embarrassment that someone might find it in your home

[empireomega]

>Wait, what the FRACK is DENNIS?

[SNeakyRobot]

> Get ye flask.

[Asmodemus]

> Consume that duck with your mouth/pupil.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Go DENNIS and tell him to get out of your house the freak!

[thetoastking]

The creator wakes up from a morning siesta to find his thread bombarded with replies. he feels embarrassed, and quickly updates to try and save his first adventure.

> Get ye flask.

you can't get ye flask! you sit down and imagine why in the world you can't get ye flask. you come up with nothing.

Quickly hide the duck under your hat in embarrassment that someone might find it in your home

capital idea! you think to yourself. you place the ANNOYING DUCK under your LIGHT BLUE PARTY HAT. it takes up your available PET space.

for convenience, you use your WRIST PDA to pull up a MAP of your house. you don't know why you'd need a map, but there it is.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Go dennis?.

[Asmodemus]

> Check out the dennis space.

[Tseralith]

Go dennis?ward

[thetoastking]

you head to the door labeled "dennis". there is an odd glow under the door, and quite frankly, the doorknob seems a little hot. it's been far too long since you've opened this door, you've forgotten what's behind it. oh well, no time like the present! besides what could be so-

DENNIS, a SUMATRAN FIRE DRAGON, bursts out of the newly opened door with it's eyes hungrily on you. you're outgunned, outclassed, and possibly, outwitted. you need an escape plan, STAT.

[Tseralith]

"Hey look! A three-headed monkey!"

[Asmodemus]

> "Hi Dennis, how is your day going?"

[thetoastking]

"Hey look! A three-headed monkey!"

you attempt to distract dennis with an absurd claim. not even a flinch.

> "Hi Dennis, how is your day going?"

you decide to swallow your fear and engage dennis in polite conversation. you ask him how his day is. he responds by saying that he caught some rats today, called his pals, and enjoyed his home you made for him a while ago. he asks if you can get him a new house, as this place is starting to cramp up.

[Asmodemus]

> "Glad to hear you're doing well. I'll make sure to put looking for a new house for you on my list of things to do." Then head off to the kitchen to check the oven, make sure it's turned off.

[SNeakyRobot]

> " I will look for a top rate, luxurious dragon cave!"

[Kajio]

> "Tough luck lizard! The economy is in rough times! NO ONE can afford a house right now, but the situation is being helped by the ever-present reassurance that everything is not only completely FUBAR, but is also the free market's fault."