One day you wake up to find everyone in the world have turned into talking puppies! How will the world go on now that nobody possesses thumbs!?
OTP OF THE DAY: ARDirk
<-Picture by succulentPanda!
Originally Posted by WooMod
And the yoshis grew happier.
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.
He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.
Originally Posted by writerlyAmbition
Turns out the limeblood ability that was too powerful to go un-genocided is MASTERFUL HAIR CARE. Just look at Callie Ohpeee, you think it's easy to dye black hair white? Well it isn't.
An "And Then There Were None" style adventure, where one of a small group of people in an isolated area is a murderer, and you have to find out who by using the variety of characters to find clues and investigate (one of which will of course be the murderer). Use narrative tricks to throw suspicion on the innocent and away from the real murderer, and of course, have some people commit unrelated murders (for example under the assumption that a particular person is the murderer).
The location can be a variety of places:
-Old Mansion on an Island during a Storm (a la "And Then There Were None")
-Plane Crash in the Desert
-Cruise Ship with Sabotaged/Damaged engine
-Out-of-the-way Motor inn (and someone's siphoned out the petrol from the cars)
-Other inventive locales!
there's a very noticeable difference between amusingly shitty and just plain stupid. when we build on eachother's conflicting ideas but keep it vaguley coherent, it comes out as the first. when it's just one process that's all out of order, it's just annoying to read.
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...
WE CONJURE THIS FRIGHTFUL SHITSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE UNEDUCATED EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND DIRTY HOBOS. WE BREATHE HEAVILY THE FUMES OF SOOTY FIRE BILLOWING FROM A HEAPING BOWL OF FETID SEWER TRASH. DISGUSTING WRIGGLING CATERPILLARS ENSCONCE THEMSELVES IN INTELLIGENCE-WEARY SHROUDS OF SHITTY SILK, AND IT IS WITH THESE THAT WE DESPERATELY KNIT TOGETHER THIS INCREDIBLE TRAINWRECK (LITERALLY) OF A STORY. AND WHEN IT UNRAVELS THE LOOMING PILE OF GROSS SHITSTAINED COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS MOST OF THIS FANDOM WILL DESCEND AND SMELL UP THE PLACE SUCH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AFTERWARD, AND THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LAND LORD WILL EVICT YOU HAVING SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN THIS MASTERPIECE WE CALL HOMESUCK.
Everybody is secretly someone else.
Here's a rough draft of who's secretly who, from the Judgement of Gollum-Tavros thread. If something is not on it, it means that we have not figured out who they secretly are. If you insist that you are secretly someone else based on your previous posts, you are a liar who built up their facade to trick us into thinking you were someone, when in reality you are someone else.
Down arrows indicate whom is secretly whom. Lines with a circle indicate a connotation, but they are not secretly them.
If the chart eludes you here is a guide.
Tavros is Hussie who is the Broom, who is Lord english. John is secretly Tavros, and LE tavros.
Hussie is a woman (denoted here as "Mom") who is a horse, who is secretly Equius and Roxy. Equius Roxy. Equius and Roxy are the broom. The Broom is the real Hussie. The Hussie that held it is secretly DemonHead Mobster Kingpin, who has diabetes. Diabetes is actually the Red Miles.
The forumgoers are actually problem sleuth, who is then told to pose as a team because shit just got real. Unfortunately, none of the forumgoers are real.
JBFscotty is actually colwag, who is actually Dave Strider. His character arc is Mituna, who's helmet is bloodyEmissary.
Sawkinator is actually Jack Noir, who's sword is actually ashdenej
Chizita is actually fedoraFreak, who's hat is actually Dad, who is actually VIVI.
Prin Pardus is watching you inside your house while you sleep. Your house is actually recalcitrantIre.
gregariousActinide is actually Doc Scratch, who is secretly Secret Egbert, whose mother is secretly Bearstronaut. All of his different context posts are Fruit Gushers, whom Salamanders are masquerading as. Because Salamanders are Fruit Gushers, this means the Condesce owns the Land of Wind and Shade. But the Condesce is a projection of Meenah's fangirling about her. Meenah is the best troll out of all of them. Coincidentally, all of the trolls are Porrim. Her dress is actually the Green Sun, Which is actually Clubs Deuce's Porn Magazine. DD is secretly the porn knife jack fashioned out of that magazine. One of the spikes outside the window of his Prospit jail cell is Pinkkea.
Coming back to the Salamanders, they're all secretly Serenity, who is actually EvlBluDrgn, who is really gregariousActinide's avatar. His avatar is actually Homestuck.
Homestuck is an Autistic Child's dying dream, and we're all part of it. That Autistic Child is the real life version of Nepeta, dreaming about all of her friends going on a huge adventure. As she dies, every character, item, being... Everything representative of everything in Homestuck, including the fandom, are all around her hospital bed. As Homestuck ends, Nepeta wakes up. She turns to the boy she dreams as Karkat and says "I've always loved you".
She dies, and a sobbing Karkat embraces her corpse and sobs "I love you too. I love you too".
The ending is Meowgon Spengler.
The tears generated from the story are actually Godhead Pickle inspector, who is actually Aradia.
The entire topic is actually Stairs, which beside them is Hella Jeff, who is pretending to be Blaperile. The 3rd largest JPEG artifact in Hella Jeff’s 9th appearance is the true location of Vaulthalla.
The final one is the most important one. This one could possibly solve the single most-asked question in all of Homestuck. Vriska is actually John and Vriska together inside a Vriska suit, which is why everyone thought she was fat. But she wasn't. She was just 2 people, one of which was the real her. The fact that we see her as humongously obese throughout the entire story is indicative of the fact that Johnhad to have been with her in the suit for the entire story, meaning that he originated on Alternia, therefore he is actually a troll. John Vriska.
Also I forgot to put in the graph that Drillgorg is Clubs Deuce, and Clubs Deuce is Drillgorg. Them revealing themselves to be each-other goes on for infinity, and the infinite recursion is p_equals_np. P=NP's pears (P=NP is not pears because he is a lying bastard) are actually phantasmalDexterity.
I beleive at the end of act 7, the curtains will close epically, and slowly in the final flash. *applause*.
Hussie walks through the gap in the curtains, and thanks everyone for watching all of Homestuck. The curtains open again, and every character (even if they have died, because it's a curtain call for all the characters) comes on stage in a curtain call, starting with generic characters like Salamanders and Carapacians, then minor charaacters like Casey and Serenity, then the Main character carapacians, like Jack and AR. Then the felt, including Scratch, English and Snowman. Then the guardians, such as Dad and various Lusii. Then the Cherubs, the A1s, B2s, A2s, and finally, the B1s. Everyone does a final bow, and the curtains close. The curtains open again, the bow again, then Hussie thanks the sound and Art teams, and again thanks the reader for reading Homestuck. Then the curtains close again. The applause eventually dies down. The screen fades to black. "The End".
Originally Posted by Sawkinator
Also this would be the one panel/flash the Kickstarter trolls are in.
You are the luckiest man alive, and you can't do anything without something nice serendepedously happening to you. But you've had enough of nice stuff. It has become monotonous and dreary, and you have decided to commit suicide.
If only luck would stop thwarting your suicide attempts! Kill yourself or die trying!
Along with my space-setting forum adventure, I have many PROJECTS and CONTESTS, as viewed below. I like to think of myself as an ideas man, and an inspirator of others.
You've been assigned to a being called "the Batter". It's his mission to purify the zones of this world. See to it that he gets it done.
Essentially an OFF based adventure where you play the Player! Do stuff and...stuff...sorrythisisliterallystupid.
You are the batter. For a cake. You are getting confused for the main character in that game. How will you deal with... whatever happens in that game. Something with a french cat and whacking ghosts with a baseball bat.
Didn't Mortis Ghost say in the read more for Off that he'd rather not have people make things based on his game, though?
Then again he said that it was because he had plans to make sequels and other things involving that universe but it doesn't seem to be the case anymore according to his FAQ, so his opinion on it may have changed.
also it may only be in the read more for the original french game, i wouldn't know as i haven't played the translation