Grand Battle Babies! - Episode 1: Jimmy an' Simian

[bobthepen]

This is a grand battle, but only characters from existing grand battles and grand battle spin-offs may be used.

They do not have to be your original characters (though permission to use another persons character should be obtained)

They must be age-regressed to an infant/toddler state, but they can still retain simple child-like logic and speech patterns appropriate for the character. Think Muppet Babies.

Just fill this out!

Username:
Name:
Gender:
Race:
Color:
Toys/Abilities:
Description:
Biography:


EXAMPLE:

Username: BTP
Name: Sammy Therion
Gender: little tyke
Race: baby karmist
Colour: indigo
Toys/Abilities: widdle Sammy Therion can sense the flow of Kama (though he doesn't really know what that means). Sometimes he gets a boo-boo but he can give other things that boo-boo and he gets better.
Description: Sammy Therion is a tricky little tyke that wants all the toys. Sometimes he cries A LOT especially when he has to stare into the mean old abyss of nothingness which is the ultimate ouchie. He's pretty spoiled and is mommy's little snuggums, so he has a hard time getting along well with other kids. Also he's not allowed to play with toy guns; the way he plays scares his mommy.
Biography: Sammy is an only child. His mommy kept trying to have more babies after him, but the stork just kept losing them along the way! So Sammy's mommy thinks of him as her precious little angel.

PREMISE:
Your Grand Battle Baby is enjoying themselves doing whatever they tend to do when all of the sudden they have to go for a "ride" and are dropped off at Sunny Oaks Daycare! oh nooooooo!

Entrants:
1. Asteirella - Wojjie!
2. Konky Rar - Dragon Fogel
3. Tommy Packston - Pinary
4. Gadget Jr. and Whir - cyber95
5. Little Max Deakon - Sruixan
6. Baby The Sunset
7. Sister Clawa
8. Tiny Sen
(maybe more!)


NOTE: The rounds here will probably be considerably shorter than those from a typical Grand Battle. These kids don't have very good attention spans after all.

[Dragon Fogel]

I am having a hard time deciding which of my characters would be most ridiculous as a baby.

[Baphomet]

So you're going to kill a bunch of babies?

[andanotherone]

I've always wanted to try one of these things.

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username:Andanotherone
Character namehristopher Babyman
Gender:I haven't bothered to check yet
Race:Adorable baby
Color:this one
Toys/Abilitieshristopher Babyman is really adorable, so he always gets what he wants. (ALWAYS) He also has a really big imagination so he sees and hears weird things sometimes.
Description:It is a very adorable baby. It has a flower taped to his head and a string with a key on it tied around It's arm.
Backstory: When Christopher Babyman was born, the doctor passed out seconds after seeing Christopher Babyman's face. After an incredibly long series of shenanigans and hi-jinks due to Christopher Babyman's immense adorablosity, Christopher Babyman was captured by the government and taken to a top-secret facility in the middle of the ocean, where science people studied Christopher Babyman for hours on end to find the source of Christopher Babyman's absolutely insane levels of baby-style cuteness. They never found it, as Christopher Babyman was not treated very well in the facility, and for this reason, Christopher Babyman went insane boosted Christopher Babyman's imagination to very high levels. Oh and Christopher Babyman also escaped. Christopher Babyman swam for hours on end, until Christopher Babyman was finally found by a fisherman from china. The fisherman started a cult about Christopher Babyman, because they thought Christopher Babyman was some kind of god of cute babies and ponies. They also did not treat Christopher Babyman very well, and Christopher Babyman had to escape again. Christopher Babyman escaped, but was almost immediatly captured by some old lady, who sent Christopher Babyman to the sunny oaks daycare, where Christopher Babyman currently resides.

[bobthepen]

So you're going to kill a bunch of babies?

Oh no no no!

No one will "die" but they may be sent to "time out" or "nap time".

Grand Battle is full of serious themes, the idea here is to find child-like parallels/analogies for these themes with ridiculous results!

I am having a hard time deciding which of my characters would be most ridiculous as a baby.

Baby Konka Rar with a little wind-up Eximo doll.

I've always wanted to try one of these things.

Well technically this is for pre-existing grand battle characters but I could probably save a spot for Christopher Babyman. HEES JUS SOO CUUTE!

[Wojjan]

If andy's in, I'm out.
No Asteirella for you.

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yes that's the latin form for "little Asteira"

[bobthepen]

If andy's in, I'm out.
No Asteirella for you.

Awwwwww! Well we will miss widdle Asteirella and her adorable dark corrupted heart!

[andanotherone]

I won't bite, I promise. You don't have to skip this because of lil' Christopher Babyman.

[Wojjan]

It's just so very poorly written and last time you played you posted 200 words and got on with your life. I'm expecting this to happen again.
In short, your character is a joke.

[andanotherone]

Fine, I withdraw.

[bobthepen]

I reserve the right to use Christopher Babyman as some sort of final boss.

[andanotherone]

Christopher Babyman is honored to be referred to as such.

[Wojjan]

I stick to my word.

Username: Wojjie!
Character Name: Asteira
Gender: She's a girl!
Race: Ordinary human. (Well, it's what you call ordinary.)
Color: Her colour is more lively right now, as is she.
Toys: She has her little plastic template to teach her the alphabet, a little quill from daddy which was already the cause of many an inkblot, and a stuffed bunny with a loose eye which often gets "pulled out" by "mean bullies" (read: she frames 'em)
Abilities: She is a really good liar for her age, and the kindergarten teachers fall for that, at least.
Description: Asteira's a mean little girl, often the snitch, rarely directly attacking. Regarding her job choice this comes as no surprise. She has her chestnut hair in a small ponytail and looks really kind and honest. She usually puts forth her shoulders and lowers her arms if she's wanting to get something of someone. She looks so adorably corrupted when she does that.
Backstory: Little Asteira, age 4, was walking to her very first lesson. It was upstairs in the house she grew up in, which was quite odd, as she's never ever mustered up the strength and courage to go take a look in the great above. Once she finally caught a little glimpse of daddy's bedroom, she disappeared.

[bobthepen]

woot! Also I'll just add here (and on the first post). These rounds should be considerably shorter than the standard Grand Battle. Mainly because I get bored easily.

[Dragon Fogel]

Okay, here we go.

Username: Dragon Fogel
Name: Konky Rar (his adult version will be so embarrassed by this)
Gender: Male
Race: Cyborg Lich
Color: This one
Toys/Abilities: Little Konky knows magic! A little. He's not very good at it yet. Also, he's a skeleton and has a metal left arm and a weird right eye. They're child-safe, though! He also always carries his little dollaction figure Eximo with him, who does whatever Konky says (and cleans up after him).
Description: Konky is a skeleton with a metal left arm and a weird right eye. He wears an adorable little cloak.
Biography: Konky's daddy came home in a really bad mood one night and poor little Konky was a skeleton afterwards. Then Konka's daddy was in another bad mood, and stuff happened, and Konky lost his arm and one of his eyes. But now Konky has new ones, and they're SO COOL! Then Daddy gave him Eximo and everything is all better. Yay!
(...I have a hard time believing I just wrote that. I am pretty sure I implied some things I'd rather not have.)

[bobthepen]

(...I have a hard time believing I just wrote that. I am pretty sure I implied some things I'd rather not have.)

Heh heh heh. HEARTILY ACCEPTED.

[Aryogaton]

All my characters are boringly normal as children.

[The Dr.]

All my characters are boringly normal as children.

Aegis probably weighed 50 pounds at age 2. He could also lift trucks.

Go crazy.

[Dragon Fogel]

That is pretty much exactly what I found tempting about Baby Arkal.

[Dragon Fogel]

That is pretty much exactly what I found tempting about Baby Arkal.

[Nehh]

My current character, as a baby, would be little more than a collection of dust, with the power to manipulate anything lighter than a single grain of sand.I'm not sure how that would work. He would also be practically immobile, moving in the breeze rather than by free will.

[Nehh]

My current character, as a baby, would be little more than a collection of dust, with the power to manipulate anything lighter than a single grain of sand.I'm not sure how that would work. He would also be practically immobile, moving in the breeze rather than by free will.

[Pinary]

Username: Pinary
Name: Tommy Packston
Gender: Boy
Race: Human
Colour: #008000
Biography: Tommy was born on Cosmand City, a spaceship as big as a city! He was different from the other kids, but he got a sindroam symdone simmodome thing named after him!
Toys/Abilities: Tommy has this many people in his head! Eric talks to people a lot, and Greg thinks a bunch. Bern likes to play but doesn't like to share. Walt likes to explore, and he can do a summer-salt! Tommy's eyes change colour depending on who's doing things.
Description: Tommy is real normal-looking. He doesn't stand out much. (He has a neat t-shirt, though! It's got the logo for Shelly the Shuttle on it!)

[Pinary]

Username: Pinary
Name: Tommy Packston
Gender: Boy
Race: Human
Colour: #008000
Biography: Tommy was born on Cosmand City, a spaceship as big as a city! He was different from the other kids, but he got a sindroam symdone simmodome thing named after him!
Toys/Abilities: Tommy has this many people in his head! Eric talks to people a lot, and Greg thinks a bunch. Bern likes to play but doesn't like to share. Walt likes to explore, and he can do a summer-salt! Tommy's eyes change colour depending on who's doing things.
Description: Tommy is real normal-looking. He doesn't stand out much. (He has a neat t-shirt, though! It's got the logo for Shelly the Shuttle on it!)

[cyber95]

Username: cyber95
Name: Gadget (and Whir)
Gender: Male (and male pronouns but technically genderless)
Race: Chib (and robot)
Color: This (and this)
Toys/Abilities: Gadget's front pocket contains a bunch of plastic tools for pretending to build things like a grown up! Also, he can give life to anything! It's a lot of fun because he gets to make new friends all the time! Whir has the ability of not being a baby, and came to be from Gadget's power. No clue how he was built with Gadget's infantile mind. I suppose he can fly, too.
Description:
Gadget is a curious little tyke! If something catches his eye, he'll tend to start heading for it, regardless of the danger! Whir is the more responsible of the two, acting as a 'babysitter' of sorts for Gadget, making sure that he doesn't get himself into too much trouble.
Biography: Gadget grew up... well, I suppose he didn't grow up! One day he found his way into his dad's workshop and just started bringing everything to life! Including Whir, who he became bestest best friends with, and his mommy and daddy trust Whir to take care of Gadget when they aren't home. Whir is going to have some serious 'splaining to do after this!