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    Hey Neddie. [s] P2: Ambush



    Your name is Neddie. You are on a marvelous adventure. This is all you can remember right now.

    You are not 100% sure wether you are a Cat or a Squirrel.



    You find yourself in a metal shaft, the chill wind from above suggests it is part of a ventilaion system.

    There are no obvious exits, you have no idea how you even got in here.

    What will you do?
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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    >Read label above box
    >Smash open box with shears
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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Smash the purple box with the hedge clippers, thus beginning your reign of wanton destruction.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    > Yawn, real cute like, exposing all your widdle teeth.

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    Use the pliers to castrate yourself. You're obviously an abomination against nature and do not need to reproduce.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    > Get TWEEZERS.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Quote Originally Posted by empireomega
    > Get TWEEZERS.

    You pick up the heavy duty metal cutters off the floor.

    Quote Originally Posted by CCCXLII
    > Yawn, real cute like, exposing all your widdle teeth.
    Yaaargghhh.


    Quote Originally Posted by BigBurkhart
    Use the pliers to castrate yourself. You're obviously an abomination against nature and do not need to reproduce.
    Thanks to your brief career as a Beloved Pet you've already been 'fixed'. It is a sore subject with you.

    Quote Originally Posted by engineclock
    Smash the purple box with the hedge clippers, thus beginning your reign of wanton destruction.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerok12
    >Read label above box
    >Smash open box with shears

    You don't remember seeing a hatch anywhere, but you break the glass regardless.


    Just before you press the button you hear a noise. It seems to be coming from the other side of the vent.

    What do you do?

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    >Cut the vent open
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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Mourn the loss of your nads, then eat whatever is in the vent.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    >Gon' wan' open dem vents, boy.
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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    >Look into the vent before wantonly cutting anything

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    ctrl-shift-t to enter TRICKSTER MODE.
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Check the vent.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    > Rip of VENT with MAN-SQUIRREL-CAT POWERS.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Be prepared to see a bomb in the vent; that metal cutter's obviously for cutting metal wires. AND IN ANY WAY DO NOT CHOOSE THE RED WIRE!

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danfish77
    >Look into the vent before wantonly cutting anything

    You look into the vent, but it is too dark to make anything out.

    A thunderous crash comes from the other side.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aerok12
    >Cut the vent open

    The cutters only work on Heavy Duty Metals. The vent cover is made out of light aluminium, dash it all!
    Quote Originally Posted by KawaiiMelon
    ctrl-shift-t to enter TRICKSTER MODE.

    You don't have a keyboard!

    Quote Originally Posted by empireomega
    > Rip of VENT with MAN-SQUIRREL-CAT POWERS.

    Using all your mutant strength you prepare to wrench the vent cover off the wall.


    Huh, turns out it was hinged all along.

    Wait, what is this?



    The vent contains a POSTER DEFINED ITEM.

    You remember PDI's very well, within their thick shells lies a pure creative force. They can hatch into anything you could possibly imagine, the catch being that mysterious forces beyond your control get to decide it's contents for you.

    This one feels light, almost as if it contains and idea or concept, rather than something physical. However, previous experience has taught you that the weight of the PDI often doesn't match it's contents.

    In any case, this PDI is ready to hatch. What will it's contents be?

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Fried eggs
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    >Mysterious powers granted to you by your squirrelcat heritage

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    >A sexy female squirrel cat named Susan

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    the hookshot A grapple gun.

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    >A crowbar.
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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    A toothpick.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xander
    the hookshot A grapple gun.
    Yeah I'd go with this.

    But make sure it's worn on your wrist than just being a gun.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    > A sack filled with an unlimited amount of bombs.
    And matches, of course.

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    Re: Hey Neddie.

    a magical 8 ball

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