Miff's web toys: Troll text / Troll alphabet / Captcha codes

[Elementoid]

This is very nice and will probably make life a lot easier for some people.

I think that a more user-friendly approach to the scrolling textbox would be to just have the box expand to fit text on multiple lines. I'm not sure why, but the way it works now feels... claustrophobic?

[Mizugiwa]

I think this thing's nearly perfect now, it's great. There gonna be a downloadable version?

Also, aC headshot now available. |3

[Majutsukai]

Oh no Andrew retconned AC's typing style.

She turns double-e's into 33s now.

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Has anyone else looked at the source code for the page?



<textarea autofocus="autofocus" id="l4m3_hum4n_1nput"></textarea></p>

<p id="js_disabled">
WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT J4V4SCR1PT

NOT ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH
</p>

It has jqu3ry.js and h3h3h3.js

in h3h3h3.js it has

var input = $('#l4m3_hum4n_1nput').focus();

[Takorii]

Has anyone else looked at the source code for the page?



<textarea autofocus="autofocus" id="l4m3_hum4n_1nput"></textarea></p>

<p id="js_disabled">
WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT J4V4SCR1PT

NOT ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH
</p>

It has jqu3ry.js and h3h3h3.js

in h3h3h3.js it has

var input = $('#l4m3_hum4n_1nput').focus();

Damnit I was just about to come here and talk about that!
All of his variables and comments are written GC style

[Miff]

Updated with more aC goodies.

• Added aC's headshot.[/*:m:3sc06dit]
• Updated aC's typing style. (Thanks Majutsukai.)[/*:m:3sc06dit]
• Made copyright area smaller.[/*:m:3sc06dit]

As always, if the updates don't show up right away, press Ctrl+F5 to update your cache.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

• Made copyright area smaller.[/*:m:16bnpx1h]

You sneaky bastard.

[Martze]

Oh no Andrew retconned AC's typing style.

She turns double-e's into 33s now.

Oh, that's wonderful. For a second, I was worried one of the trolls might be bearable to read.

The trolls actually act like they're 13. But it's probably a good thing that the chums don't.

[Mizugiwa]

Haha, I just wanna say that before I never noticed all the non-inputted text on the page is written in the style of a randomized troll.

That's really neat.

[OrangeAipom]

Oh no Andrew retconned AC's typing style.

She turns double-e's into 33s now.

Oh, that's wonderful. For a second, I was worried one of the trolls might be bearable to read.

The trolls actually act like they're 13. But it's probably a good thing that the chums don't.

How old do the chums act?

[Mizugiwa]

Looks like we've got AA. 100% lowercase, no punctuation, o's become zeros. :3

Also shouldn't Karkat turn !'s and ?'s into periods?

[Miff]

Looks like we've got AA. 100% lowercase, no punctuation, o's become zeros. :3

Also shouldn't Karkat turn !'s and ?'s into periods?

Yes, AA is coming soon.

Also, Karkat still uses ! and ?. See this pesterlog.

[romanticistCaveman]

Looks like TA also turns "together" into "twogether" and "tonight" into "twonight." Maybe the code should have " to" changed to " two" (both with the space in the front). Unless that causes other problems . . .

Also, I really like this. I wish I had a greater supply of things for these guys to say.

[Miff]

Updates keep coming!

• Added aA[/*:m:14dez378]
• tA now changes "to/too" into "two" when it's at the beginning or end of a word, but not in the middle. (Thanks romanticistCaveman.)[/*:m:14dez378]

Again, Control+F5 if you don't see them right away.

And yes, I do know that the position of the troll headshots could use some work. I had to give up a lot of positioning info to get multiple lines working right.

[Mizugiwa]

Ahh, my mistake on the punctuation there.

But it appears that, um, Sollux can type in all caps after all.

[mezzoEmrys]

Well, all of the trolls can type however they want, but they tend to type with a specific quirk.
So yeah.

[KimikoMuffin]

ii faiil two 2ee what you are complaiiniing about. YOU C4N S1MPLY CORR3CT 4NY M1ST4K3S ON YOUR OWN! Also Add Me To The List Of People Requesting That You Make The Text Boxes Automatically Expand

[azureZoosmell]

Variations!

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im c0mmander sheperd and this is my fav0rite tr0ll translat0r 0n the internet

i'M COMMANDER SHEPERD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE TROLL TRANSLATOR ON THE INTERNET,

ii'm commander 2heperd and thii2 ii2 my favoriite troll tran2lator on the iinternet.

I'M COMMANDER SHEPERD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE TROLL TRANSLATOR ON THE INTERNET.

:33 < i'm commander shepurrd and this is my favorite troll translator on the internet.

Im Commander Sheperd And This Is My Favorite Troll Translator On The Internet

1M COMM4ND3R SH3P3RD 4ND TH1S 1S MY F4VOR1T3 TROLL TR4NSL4TOR ON TH3 1NT3RN3T

I'M CoMmAnDeR ShEpErD AnD ThIs iS My fAvOrItE TrOlL TrAnSlAtOr oN ThE InTeRnEt.

[Miff]

Alright, finally. You've asked for it, and I've implemented it...

• Text fields now automatically resize to grant extra room[/*:m:2rur4bqm]

Note that this is still a beta feature though, and being beta has some problems. The main one I've noticed is if the output text is longer then the input text, the output box won't grow until the input one does. I've decided to not do each box individually, but instead only grow the input box and just keep the rest of the boxes at the same size. I hope this makes sense.

[KawaiiMelon]

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wh0 w0uld even make these c0nksuck b00ts anyways imigrants
wHO WOULD EVEN MAKE THESE CONKSUCK BOOTS ANYWAYS,,,,,, iMIGRANTS,,,,
who would even make the2e conk2uck boot2 anyway2...... iimiigrant2??..
WHO WOULD EVEN MAKE THESE CONKSUCK BOOTS ANYWAYS...... IMIGRANTS??..
:33 < who would even make these conksuck boots anyways...... imigrants??..
Who Would Even Make These Conksuck Boots Anyways Imigrants
WHO WOULD 3V3N M4K3 TH3S3 CONKSUCK BOOTS 4NYW4YS 1M1GR4NTS
WhO WoUlD EvEn mAkE ThEsE CoNkSuCk bOoTs aNyWaYs...... iMiGrAnTs??..

[NoobOfLore]

You know what we really need is a Rose translator.

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[zem]

what we really need is a translator that translates everyone else into dave

[RSkin]

You've got a bug with your tA stuff.

tool ton onto into ton toon

twol twon ontwo iinto twon twon

Two things are wrong here:
[list=3:k7rz9vsw][*]Words like "onto" and "into" are changed into "ontwo", but only on the first occurrence.[/*:m:k7rz9vsw][*]Words like "tool" are changed into "twol", which is silly.[/*:m:k7rz9vsw][/list:k7rz9vsw]

I dug into your javascript. The first one is easy to fix: "replace(/too?\b/, 'two')" should be "replace(/too?\b/g, 'two')"

The second one, however, is easy to fix only if you don't mind words like "together" not turning into "twogether". You can use replace(/\btoo?\b/g, 'two') instead of replace(/\btoo?/g, 'two'). Trying to make "together" change while sparing words like "ton" is not easy at all. Either retain "twogether" and deal with "twon" and the like, or rid yourself of both. It's your call.

Nice job on this BTW. Very slick interface.

[zem]

maybe filtering to<consonant> and not to<vowel> would work for most cases

edit: wait nevermind with the 'too' consideration that would still filter 'tool'. i have nothing useful to say

[Miff]

You've got a bug with your tA stuff.

tool ton onto into ton toon

twol twon ontwo iinto twon twon

Two things are wrong here:
[list=3:3owco3wn][*]Words like "onto" and "into" are changed into "ontwo", but only on the first occurrence.[/*:m:3owco3wn][*]Words like "tool" are changed into "twol", which is silly.[/*:m:3owco3wn][/list:3owco3wn]

I dug into your javascript. The first one is easy to fix: "replace(/too?\b/, 'two')" should be "replace(/too?\b/g, 'two')"

The second one, however, is easy to fix only if you don't mind words like "together" not turning into "twogether". You can use replace(/\btoo?\b/g, 'two') instead of replace(/\btoo?/g, 'two'). Trying to make "together" change while sparing words like "ton" is not easy at all. Either retain "twogether" and deal with "twon" and the like, or rid yourself of both. It's your call.

Nice job on this BTW. Very slick interface.

Thanks for the feedback and suggestions.

I've fixed the regex that was missing a global flag (seriously, why does Javascript even have those, I haven't seen any other language with them), and just deleted the second regex altogether. (Although, I was considering changing it into /\btoo/g, but then decided against it.)