So who has alcohol in them right now?

[poplopo]

I'm drunk on air

Amount of sense made = 0

[ChronoSamurai]

Redwine. I love it. Best thign after a shitty day at work. yum

[Doofaeus]

My mom just bought me so many glassses of wine and got me so intoxicated. What was she thinkibng?

Whenever I come back home my dad tries to get me drunk so that I will tell them what i've been doing with myself.

I have no complaints.

[ChronoSamurai]

started on the redwine again then moved to straight whiskey. gotta be up for work in 5 hours. uhnnnnnn shit.

[pirrou]

Bacardi Dragonberry is so fucking good.

[GrisHarlequin]

ALRIGHTYYYY

Drunk discussion time.
Does getting drunk give you any particular kind of emotion? I know most of the time it amplifies your particular emotion at the current point in time, but I was wondering if people had other results/experiences.

FOR SCIENCE.
Drunk Science. The best kind.

According to my previous post, I get talkative/tipey.

[aggressiveTurtle]

Guys... drinkign alone is like a party where you can watch TV and do internet things instead of pretending to enjoy peoples' company.

Tonight I've got a bottle of the cheapest bourbon money can buy, 2 liters of Sterling Ginger Ale, and nothing but fucking time~

[Sruixan]

Oh hey I remembered this is a thing so hey. I am not exactly an accustomed or experienced consumer of alcohol but hey results day is a thing that is celebrated with alcohol and it turns out cider and I are okay with each other and so Dorset is a very good place to live if you have that particular preference.

I need to remember to check up on somebody tomorrow morning... later today to see if he hasn't just forgone sleep in favour of drinking. This is my reminder. I know I don't take my tipple too well and I am sensibke enough to stop when it becomes apparent I'm not going to get anything more out of it overall but good grief I need to figure out how certain people consume as much as they do without keeling over frothing and foaming under the umbrella of "morbid curiosity'.

Also once again it has been proven that I become even more loquacious when I am intoxicated (how is that possible how can I manage 'more"); maybe not so much in text because autocorrect is being helpful for the third time ever right now though that is more likely the not-sleeping. I probably should be doing the sleeping but people are still out there and they are fun to talk to whilst they are still in this window of caring about messages they receive. Next time I get drunj it needs to be closer to a piano. I'll air that tomor- today. Screw it let's sleep I need to ge back to unfucking my life tom- later. Goodnight.

[ChronoSamurai]

Oh hey I remembered this is a thing so hey. I am not exactly an accustomed or experienced consumer of alcohol but hey results day is a thing that is celebrated with alcohol and it turns out cider and I are okay with each other and so Dorset is a very good place to live if you have that particular preference.

I need to remember to check up on somebody tomorrow morning... later today to see if he hasn't just forgone sleep in favour of drinking. This is my reminder. I know I don't take my tipple too well and I am sensibke enough to stop when it becomes apparent I'm not going to get anything more out of it overall but good grief I need to figure out how certain people consume as much as they do without keeling over frothing and foaming under the umbrella of "morbid curiosity'.

Also once again it has been proven that I become even more loquacious when I am intoxicated (how is that possible how can I manage 'more"); maybe not so much in text because autocorrect is being helpful for the third time ever right now though that is more likely the not-sleeping. I probably should be doing the sleeping but people are still out there and they are fun to talk to whilst they are still in this window of caring about messages they receive. Next time I get drunj it needs to be closer to a piano. I'll air that tomor- today. Screw it let's sleep I need to ge back to unfucking my life tom- later. Goodnight.

Sounds like you had a good time! Cider is much better from down westcountry way! I was drinking Westons cider last night. Hoooo boy its strong :P Also tried a couple of bottles of Double Chocolate Stout. That stuff was TASTY.

Also if you're from England, are you aware of /britstuck? We've organised 2 large meetups (about 80 people at each one!) and a lot of smaller ones. We're organising another large meet for sometime next year which you can come to if you're interested And its not just for facebook users either, thats just a convenient platform we're working from ATM.
Apologies if you already know all this, your username does look slightly family so maybe you were actually already at one of the previous meets hahaha

[spaceTerrorist]

I'm jealous of the people in this thread right now. It's Ramadan so I can't drink until the holiday is over.

But when I do drink, which is pretty frequently, I tend to love screwdrivers and a drink I made up called the Davesprite. I also tend to drink with friends over Pesterchum and Skype. I wouldn't call it drinking alone, just drinking together at a distance.

[luxuriousHellraiser]

im so fucking drunk right now.

[slyfan64]

oh man, my parents opened up this WONDERFUL napa red wine, love living in California.

[ArcFour]

Straight rum, here. Quite a bit of it, actually! Funny story; I misspell less when I drink, not more. I am the Anti-Roxy. It's me.

I'd wonder if that says anything about my story-writing skills, but the siren call of more booze is beckoning instead.

[pirrou]

God I love drinking coffee and alcohol at the same time. What a great activity.

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

I got this cheapo cuban spirit. On the rocks. Interesting how it tastes better alone than with friends.

[subjectDisavowed]

I'm jealous of the people in this thread right now. It's Ramadan so I can't drink until the holiday is over.

But when I do drink, which is pretty frequently, I tend to love screwdrivers and a drink I made up called the Davesprite. I also tend to drink with friends over Pesterchum and Skype. I wouldn't call it drinking alone, just drinking together at a distance.

What's in a Davesprite? Does it have Sprite? I have a Sprite. Where the fuckballs is my stupig bourbon?

[Bandages]

Sixpack of "red hoptober" in spirit of Fall

Besides with a name like that, how could I resist

[whtwlf]

What's in a Davesprite? Does it have Sprite? I have a Sprite. Where the fuckballs is my stupig bourbon?

These burning questions must be answered!

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

Sixpack of "red hoptober" in spirit of Fall

Besides with a name like that, how could I resist

True that.

God I need a porter. It's not even 1 PM WHAT THE FUCK.

[subjectDisavowed]

These burning questions must be answered!

Okay, I'm totes going to make something up.
1 oz. of White Rum
1 oz. of Old Crow Bourbon
2 oz. of Orange Faygo (added ironically)
2 oz. of Sprite (meta-ironically)
3 drops of bitters (un-ironically, for flavor)

serve over ICE XI
garnish with an orange and cherry with a cocktail sword through

Watch out for stares, dawg.

[proserpine]

I have just discovered that a strong mix of nighttime theraflu, brandy and honey is both great tasting AND swift to knock me into incoherency.

[Descriptor]

Hey guys, I think this is the perfect time to introduce myself to this thread. As a very first time drinker, I have found that due to my generous carriage (Ie, moderate obesity), the effects of the alcohols seem to kick in later, long after the actual consumption, and therefore after my friends have all parted ways. This is rather dissapointing.
Any suggestions?

[Bandages]

Hey guys, I think this is the perfect time to introduce myself to this thread. As a very first time drinker, I have found that due to my generous carriage (Ie, moderate obesity), the effects of the alcohols seem to kick in later, long after the actual consumption, and therefore after my friends have all parted ways. This is rather dissapointing.
Any suggestions?

Drink alcohol with higher alcholol/liter content or drink faster or some combination. The more food you have inside ya, the more dilute the effects of the booze will be. Also, experiment. I've only HURLED twice from overdrinking, and those were relatively STUPID moments (The first time was because I asked a friend of mine to make me a rum and coke after I was sufficiently drunk, and he made it like 80/20. The other time was due to chugging some Elderberry vodka at a BBQ over a year ago)

I do prefer other substances to alcohol, but forum rules stipulate that I can't talk about them. I think knowing how to safely use drugs by personal experimentation in a controlled manner is probably the best thing you can do, but most of the response to drugs/alcohol is complete censorship and avoidance or reckless overuse due to never really learning about them.

tl;dr: Find your limits, carefully. The more/faster you drink and the less full you are, the more you'll get drunk. ENJOY THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF ALCOHOL, DESC

[Descriptor]

That's what I was thinking, but I must do this scientifically, in a more controlled setting.
I'm kicking myself for not taking notes.
I actually seem to have some form of Balmer's Peak going on, as my focus and attentiveness actually seemed to improve for most of the time.
I believe further study is needed to confirm these findings...

[pirrou]

Yeah, def eat early if you plan on drinking later so your stomach isn't still full of contents. I always feel a lot more up to getting intoxicated in general if I'm not full of food, too.

Drinking expired wine. It tastes so bad that I couldn't finish it fast enough. It also tastes so bad that I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it is adversely affected by being expired, which is a plus in this situation.