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You are a BACKPACKER. You are trying to infiltrate a high security COMPLEX. The rest of your TEAM is already inside but you are stuck outside the SECURITY GATE. You're going to have to find a way past the SECURITY GUARD before you can enter.
What will you do?
Last edited by GhostPikmin; 08-04-2010 at 04:09 AM.
Triple backflip!
> Challenge security guard to a game of limbo using gate as limbo stick.
Dance. What else would you do in an adventure called "Breakin"?
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Check inventory.
> Triple backflip!
You attempt to do a triple backflip over the TOLLBOOTH, but your BACKPACK makes you somewhat BACK-HEAVY. Instead you barely leave the ground and fall over.
> Challenge security guard to a game of limbo using gate as limbo stick.
You begin to hatch another brilliant SCHEME. However, you quickly realize that not only will your impressive BACKPACK prove to be a handicap in a LIMBO-OFF, but you're also not sure if TRADEMARK NONSPECIFIC PLASTIC BUILDING BLOCK LEGS can bend backwards that far, although why TRADEMARK NONSPECIFIC PLASTIC BUILDING BLOCKS apply to you at all is a mystery for another day.
search out loose TRADEMARK NONSPECIFIC PLASTIC BUILDING BLOCKS
build a staircase over the guard building on the side without a window.
> Ask the guard if he'll open the gate for you... Please?
> Hijack the next vehicle trying to go into the gate and steal that person's identification badge to gain access.
> Do it 007 style.
Use precious BACKPACK as a +1 Bludgeon to incapacitate the guard.
> Attempt to trade your head with the security guard's head.
this.Originally Posted by ekalmid
Unfortunately, no vehicles are scheduled to approach any time in the next few hours according to the extensive SURVEILLANCE performed by a member of your trusted TEAM, also the reason you planned your OPERATION at this time in the first place. And that BIKE over there is what you rode here on. It's out of gas and completely USELESS for the time being.
While your BACKPACK alone is hefty enough to be used as a +5 BLUDGEON, you'd feel more comfortable wielding it if you had something heavier inside of it, perhaps something USELESS to you at the moment.
This would be a quick and relatively painless way to solve this problem, but unfortunately you are not the member of the TEAM that specializes in this sort of thing! You'll have to try something else.
Disassemble USELESS BIKE and stuff it into BACKPACK to create +20 BIKEPACK OF THE AHOGCALYPSE.
Take security guard's weapon and use it for murdering purposes only.
this. then this.
This.this. then this.
> Take a wheel off the USELESS motorcycle and knock the guard over the head with it.
Also what everyone else said up there.
Except for the head thing. What did that security guard ever do to anyone but do his job? Poor fella. He looks nice too.
> Make awkward, cheerful conversation with the guard in hopes of getting him to trust you.
>Put some flames in the holes on the side of your backpack to turn it into a jetpack.
You don't bother disassembling the USELESS BIKE. There's more than enough room in your BACKPACK and you are not skilled in the art of REASSEMBLY. It is now a +20 BLUDGEON.
That would be so awesome. However, your MIGHTY BACKPACKER STRENGTH is not enough to rip a person's head off. You might be able to BLUDGEON his head off in the unlikely event that you just so happened to have something like THE WEAPON THAT YOU JUST MADE BY PUTTING A MOTORCYCLE INTO A BACKPACK, hypothetically speaking of course.
DAMNIT, GP, I DIDN'T SAY HIS HEAD, I SAID TAKE HIS WEAPON. HIS WEAPON.
Also, bludgeon guard to death with backpack.
Kindly request that the good sir temporarily lend you his head so that you might use it exclusively for murdering purposes of justice.
> Hit him over the head with your amazing backpack weapon you fine looking lego man you.
Hi, I'm Dave. I do the pictures 'round these parts. I also have a webcomic.
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You ask him if you can borrow his head. Lucky for you, he mishears you and thinks you want to borrow his hat. Being a kind SECURITY GUARD, he seems happy to help out a headgearless fellow.
You then promptly bludgeon him to death.
The attack causes some slight damage to the structural integrity of the contents of your BACKPACK. You think that, hypothetically speaking, hitting something that is larger or harder will generally cause more damage to the contents of your backpack, and hitting something that is smaller or softer will generally cause less. You also think that if the contents of your BACKPACK become completely busted up and mangled, then the BACKPACK will have to be refilled with new INTACT things in order for it to be used as a weapon.
Actually, you don't think this. You know this. You know it deep down in the innermost recesses and little zippered sub-pockets of your heart. You are a BACKPACK EXPERT and this shit is second nature to you.
>Hide the corpse in the booth and look for the gate controls
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