Breakin (Unarmistice)

[SonicLover]

>Slip past them while they're fighting

[GhostPikmin]

>Slip past them while they're fighting

You don't feel like wasting any more valuable HUMAN MEAT on the sharks, so you decide to cross the river while they fight over the HEAD. You carefully balance your BACKPACK on your HAT because you'd rather not get it wet.

By adding on to your HAT your HAT SKILL increases to +3.



The victorious SHARK swims away well-fed. The other SHARK begins to eye you on the other side.



The SHARK begins swimming to the shore. This is making you slightly disconcerted even though it's not like it can do anything on land besides flop around.



OH GOD WHO WOULD GIVE SHARKS LEGS

[Gustave]

>Quick, give the other shark your legs.

[Yoshi]

>Run zig-zag! Sharks can't make quick turns!

[ManualSearch]

BATTLE SEQUENCE!

[Draslushee]

> Choose Pikachu.

[Dave Rapp]

>Run zig-zag! Sharks can't make quick turns!

You attempt to evade the SHARK by running in a zig-zag. Unfortunately, the SHARK just runs in a straight line and is able to keep up! Oh no!




It looks like you're going to have to BATTLE the SHARK!

BATTLE SEQUENCE!

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Urgh. First stop motion I've done in well over a year. Future animation will hopefully suck less hard.

[Advocate]

>Take off backpack and turn around with it very quickly, using the momentum to bludgeon the shark.

[ManualSearch]

Perry attack!

[GhostPikmin]

>Take off backpack and turn around with it very quickly, using the momentum to bludgeon the shark.

If there's one thing you have in common with LANDSHARKS, it's that you can't turn around very quickly either. You have no choice but to go to the BATTLE MENU.

[Draslushee]

> Screw learning! Use SOLO ATTACK on the TUTORIAL button.

[ManualSearch]

Remember when I said 'check your inventory'?

CHECK YOUR DAMN INVENTORY.

[SonicLover]

>Grab the HUD and throw it at the shark piece by piece!

[Advocate]

Remember when I said 'check your inventory'?

CHECK YOUR DAMN INVENTORY.

This, definitely this.

[GhostPikmin]

Remember when I said 'check your inventory'?

CHECK YOUR DAMN INVENTORY.

You check your DAMN INVENTORY. You prefer to travel light, aside from your ridiculously heavy and spacious BACKPACK. You currently have your HAT, a FILLET KNIFE which belongs to your TEAMMATE, and your BACKPACK and the contents it holds.

[ManualSearch]

Pummel the shit out of it with your martial weapon.

[Draslushee]

> Use FILLET KNIFE to create delicious SHARK SASHIMI. Your friend will surely understand.

[Gustave]

>Put shark in backpack.

[kahbn]

force-feed motorcycle to shark, then

>Put shark in backpack.

[Dave Rapp]

Pummel the shit out of it with your martial weapon.

force-feed motorcycle to shark

You perform SOLO ATTACK: BACKPACK CONTENTS BLUDGEON, which basically just means you beat someone to death with something from your backpack rather than just the whole backpack itself.

Specifically you target the LANDSHARK's mouth. You remember reading somewhere that the inside of a shark's mouth is kind of sensitive, although you're not sure if LANDSHARKS count.




The LANDSHARK eats the motorcycle's wheel. It gains some health, while the total weight of your backpack decreases, along with the maximum integrity.

GOD DAMN IT.

Good news is, the LANDSHARK seems to be momentarily distracted while chewing the tough rubber and metal, so you should be able to get in one more attack before it eats you to death.

[ManualSearch]

Run behind the landshark, grab its tail, spin it around for momentum and throw it, just like Mario.

[GhostPikmin]

Run behind the landshark, grab its tail, spin it around for momentum and throw it, just like Mario.

Throw... the LANDSHARK? You don't understand how you can be expected to throw something not shaped like a BACKPACK. Unlike other members of your TEAM, you're not nearly good enough with ANIMALS to do something like that.





The LANDSHARK smacks you with a massive TAIL WHIP, and you crash through the wall from the impact. Just because it can't use it's mouth right now doesn't mean it can't kill you.

You take a big hit to your HEALTH meter. Cave walls hurt.



You land in a secret room which is clearly in no way going to have any PLOT or PUZZLE RELATED significance. The room is slightly flooded.

You hear the LANDSHARK outside finish chewing the WHEEL. You'll have to think of something fast before it tears you to shreds.

[Draslushee]

> Wear the suit. Become the Diver. Claim the shark's head.

[Dave Rapp]

Dave: Something occurs to me
Dave: Tail Whip doesn't do damage is just lowers your defense
pkmnghst: THIS ISN'T POKEYMANS

[Yoshi]

>Put on the Heavy Lifting Suit and make it rain barrels on that shark.