Littlest Homestuck Fan

[Hutlocked1]

Hey guys, long time reader, first time writer, heh. I just thought you should all know that yesterday I was rushed to the hospital to give birth to my first child who I have named John Karkat [surname] in honor of my favourite comic of all time. I was kind of concerned I'd miss the updates but fortunately my luving hubby ( babe) was on hand with his laptop and iphone and we were able to use the hospital wireless, lucky huh? Being able to read the comic to unwind after the stress of labor was a huge relief, though using a laptop is not the easiest thing to do while holding a baby, heh.

Here's a pic of the bouncing baby boy, he came out totally healthy no problems at all but he is kind of big! 9 pounds, wow.



I'm going to totally raise him to be an MSPA fan, I think MSPA has a big potential for educating the youth because of all the advanced words and exciting storytelling though I'll probably skip the unsuitable pages, heh

Anyway that's all I wanted to say, going to go and be with my baby and hubby now. Nice to meet you all!

[Phantos]

You're probably the most dedicated fan I know. Now I have to have children just to show how much I care.

[MyUsernamesMud]

not Zoosmell or Pooplord?

[Claremonster]

congratulations!!

I really really hope he doesn't despise you for it.

[Dark Kevin]

A is for apple, John's item into the medium.
B is for Bro, the coolest guy ever.
C is for Clubs Deuce...
etc.

[Shaon]

Oh, and he's a Cancer, too, so when he grows up to be an angsty teen who resents his middle name's true origin, he can just tell people that Karkat is the sign he was born under in Indian astrology.

Anyway, congratulations on the baby boy and the rockin' choice of names.

[Fruckert]

I doubt he'd hate you for the John part.
That's an alright name.

I applaud you for your good sense in making Karkat the middle name, though.
I know too many people who'd make something like "Equuis" or "Gamzee" the first name.
Which would be silly.

[Marelo]

That's an awesome name no matter its origins and he should be proud to bear it. If he regrets it tell him that someone on the internet thinks he is silly because of said regret.

[Avi]

Congratulations, Hutlocked!
That's an incredible story!

[Ruki]

This is so amazing.

Karkat will be the name of this generation of this century.

[Varinn]

mod edit: wow, congratulations! You must be delighted to have such a great-looking baby!

[Ganonslayer]

for the kids

[Hutlocked1]

Thank you all for the kind comments, even you varinn, i guess he is my own little troll

[secret drinking]

All of the kids named Sephiroth will be teenagers soon. Some are probably 13 already.

There is an outside chance John's middle name is Sephiroth.

The social implications are boggling.

[That Fancy Chap]

Congratulations on the child!

It'd be awesome if Andrew were to send you like, a care package of a mini Green Ghost Slime t-shirt for the baby, and a stuffed bunny...
God, that would be the best thing ever.

[The Z-W]

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for the kids

there is nothing offensive in this picture. all I see is a fine display of art

All of the kids named Sephiroth will be teenagers soon. Some are probably 13 already.

There is an outside chance John's middle name is Sephiroth.

The social implications are boggling.

dad strikes me as more of a dragon quest fan

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

..I'm pretty sure that picture is from google images or something. I've seen it before.

I SMELL A FABRICATION.

[Warriorccc0]

..I'm pretty sure that picture is from google images or something. I've seen it before.

I SMELL A FABRICATION.

I thought all babies looked the same

Anyway, this is inevitable:

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Pose as a team cause shit just got adorable

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

mod edit: stop it.

[MyUsernamesMud]

..I'm pretty sure that picture is from google images or something. I've seen it before.

I SMELL A FABRICATION.

I thought all babies looked the same

Anyway, this is inevitable:

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Pose as a team cause shit just got adorable

Yeah, but they don't tend to produce the exact same image quality in the same pose, making the same face as other babies on a blanket that is basically the same. But, in a completely identical way.

well don't just stand around flapping your gums, get all internet detective on shit.

[Ember]

I doubt this is a troll. Making Karkat the middle name strikes me as too thoroughly sensible for that. This is one of the few instances of naming a baby after a fandom I've ever seen handled tastefully, and for that I applaud you.

[Monodi]

All of the kids named Sephiroth will be teenagers soon. Some are probably 13 already.

There is an outside chance John's middle name is Sephiroth.

The social implications are boggling.

Hahaha holy crap I hadnt thought of that

[Hutlocked1]

Lol, try telling my hubby it's sensible, he wanted to name him after his dad. But I kind of always hated boring names like that, I changed my own name when I first went to college. The John part was a compromise, boring but still references an awesome thing

[Warriorccc0]

If you had a girl what would you name her?

[Ember]

Oh, for the record?

Yeah, it's probably legit.