Do you identify with your Patron Troll?

[John E]

Being a Leo, I think Nepeta is cool but I am not exactly like her. Although I do like to help my friends find someone to love I do not ship people or like hunting heh. She is cool and adorable, but i do not associate myself with her.

Ditto

[Rhapsody]

Oh, I'm not really like Vriska.

Except these occasional bouts of pure meanness I guess.

But I've never killed.

A human that is.

[laceypendragon]

Absolutely. Being a Virgo, I adore Kanaya. She just exudes class.

Also I too am a big fan of lipstick. Lip gloss is for chumps.

Oh, and her outfits. I love her outfits. I'm a big skirt/dress wearer. I'd wear pretty much all of them.

[Wakor]

I'm a Sagittarius, ahaha. But see, as much as I love Equius, I simply have nary an affinity toward rippling hoofbeasts... le sigh.

Though it's questionable over whether or not I'm a bit socially out of it and say heavily disturbing things.

I'm most definitely not D --> STRONG, I know that for a fact.

But oh god, thigh-high thread socks with cargo shorts and dress shoes? Fuck yeah, I'm all over that stylish shit.

[synestri]

I'm Aquarius, and I think that Eridan is a pretty entertaining match.
Interest-wise, we're pretty similar to each other, sans the genocidal complex.
And it's rather sad how much I can relate to his shambled love life too.

[Catastrocically Scorpio]

I think I'm 99% match for Vriska. ::: When I wuz 8, I found out that my lucky number is 8, and when I started reading homestuck, I realized that my patron troll uses number 8 a LOT. XD I laughed my ass off.
We're just like twins, except long hair and I dont usually fuck with my friends, but maybe thats 'cause of my low selft esteem.
I would so rather be Tavros. Kinda stupid that I want to be Tav even though I'm Vriska... If you know what I mean... ;;;;D

[Emeraldis]

I am Karkat. Except maybe a lot quieter. :o

[gummyrat]

My patron troll is Feferi and I feel like we haven't really gotten a chance to get to know her just yet! So i'm not going to answer this poll right this second ;3; I do see a glimmer of myself in her though! I'm very cheerful and colorful like she is

[Jaspers]

...I'm a little bit like Tavros, but...hmm.

Not much.

[echinoderms]

I'm right on the cusp between Taurus and Gemini, which I think suits me perfectly-- I have all of Tavros's shy submissiveness, though hopefully I manage to one-up him in the eloquence department; and all of Sollux's crankiness, indecisiveness and related self-doubt.... On the bright side, though, I share Tavros's forgiving nature and Sollux's loyalty as well. Never bought into astrology and I still don't, and I remember being supremely disappointed with how vague and surface-level the traditional signs' profiles are, but it's validating how well my sign(s) fit when applied to Homestuck.

[Needlewitch]

i have a pretty bad lisp, wear glasses and get a headache and quite snitchy if i don't wear them for any period of time ,almost never wear matching socks and have a habit of swearing, but thats as far as it goes. i'm far more like terezi, and to a extent, vriska.

[omrifan67]

I find myself to be kind of like Vriska. I hate spiders though, they have always creeped me out because of scary as fuck stories I was told when I was a kid (yet I have enough balls to crush the guys into a painful pulp). I've always had to wear glasses since a young age. My favorite color is blue and maybe that is because people always got me blue things/clothing as a kid. Unlike her I have an odd fascination with odd numbers. I also enjoy RPing alot. I'm also pretty manic..... and have gotten into trouble alot in my youth for beating the tar out of people or breaking noses; often thinking my actions where just or in defense. I also had the worse luck cuz my bros where little shits and picked on me all the time and where my worse bullies; no one really liked me in school or just feared me because I was that kid who beat up that one guy.

I sometimes compare my relationships to how the other trolls act around her. (yet I also find myself creeped out) My boyfriend and my brother are both the same-ish sign which is a Tavros/Aradia cusp, April 19th(bro) and 21st (bf). [my other brother is an Equius (even though I see Gams in him with all the Faygo and jugglo and stuff) but then again he's mad skilled with computers and cars and stuff.]

[Citation]

My patron troll is Vriska. She is one of my favourite characters, but I don't really have anything in common with her, personality-wise, other than that I'm somewhat manipulative, though I am manipulative more in a Dirk way than a Vriska way. We do share a love of spiders, though. I really love spiders. Also, I am somewhat of an apocalypse buff as well. But otherwise? I really cannot relate.

[ChrisSprite]

I guess I'm somewhat like Tavros but not enough to say I can connect with him...
I'm more of Sollux to be honest.

[Scarlet Smiles]

I identify with Gamzee pretty well. My personality can be capricious at times, switching between quiet mode and comedian mode in a heart beat. It's weird when my speech style suddenly changes mid conversation. On the other hand, it makes me pretty verbally flexible, which I like. And yeah, zoning out is a thing I do. A lot. I really need to stop.

[justiceAuthor]

as a rage-filled, yet often pie-calmed highblood subjugglator, I feel a deep connection with gamzee. Like him, I await the vast honk, and the mirthful messiah's gift of some well-deserved pie and mother******* happiness. in the meantime, i will help spread the joy by handing out potions to those in need.

honk HONK.

[Zaltys]

Not even remotely. I'm a Scorpio.
Spiders are awesome. Beyond that, I've got nothing in common with Vriska.

I identify most with Terezi, Sollux and Tavros.

[machiavelli33]

I have to admit, I identify with Gamzee more than I'd like to ever elaborate on.

Or maybe its just pride that it was the Capricorn that got to raise everyone's hairs and freak everyone out.

[Medea]

I relate to Vriska.

Now lemme be matesprits with John waitwhat

In serious note, I wouldn't say if I am like her or not. I mean, if I lived like and where she has... I don't know.

Someone else would have to tell me if there is a resemblance.

[FowlJ]

Well, depending on whether I go by the twelve or thirteen sign zodiac I'm either supposed to be relating to a clinically depressed amphibian who desperately tries to cover his insecurities by roleplaying as the ancestor he has never met, or a dangerously unbalanced clown suffering permanent brain damage from life long drug abuse.

Decisions, decisions.

So, no, I'd have to say I most definitely do not relate to my patron troll.

[Arista]

Tavros is my patron troll. I have some similarities to him, like shyness and sometimes a lack of assertiveness. I most relate to Nepeta, though, and maybe Karkat second; sometimes I relate to Terezi (but on a non-personality note, I taste words like she does, so I love that about her).

[tenaciousAqaurius]

Me and eridan? im not really that much like him...and i cant swim to save my life -.-'' im more like karkat, sollux or vriska.... i dont hit on everyone and i dont tend to be all in your face or better then you so.... yeah. im more like karkat, im a rager i get angry alot and tend to have alot of secrets. im kind of gloomy like sollux and bitchy like vriska soooooooo.... yeah im not like eridan at all...

[Hytheter]

It's strange actually. I've always felt like a bit of an outcast, what with being able to fly and shoot laser beams out of my eyes, but when I started reading Homestuck I was amazed to find this matches up almost perfectly with my patron troll Sollux. It was pretty incredible when I realised this, made me feel a lot better about myself.

[beaUty_and_destrUction]

.>. I adore Nepeta. Since the start of my life I've been quite the lover of tigers and spongebob, both are pasted on my walls. (like posters and paintings and drawling... not real tigers or real spongebob xD) I was using the cat face :3 often until i read homestuck then i did :33 more often. oh gosh i'ven't even scratched the surface of the actually things we compare... oh yesh the shipping. I had a mental note on my own friend for who was with whom and well yeah it's kind of like a shipping grid.. in my head... anyway... um lets see I do try to act annoy-dorable around my GF (No not a chumroll name, my girlfriend) --who thinks i'm the playful sort of person who is similar to a cat but this is beside the point..... I took some sort of test found on tumbler (Can't figure dat tumblr stuff out) and i foudn that I have the heart aspect (sensitivity apparently) so all this odd similarity thing is rather coincidental/ironic (the paranoia is kicking in, man.) Hmm my self and character (matt setsun) are very similar to nepeta.. Hell if this universe was secretly a Sburb session I'd want t meet her and have her as my friend through a space time communication social network.

[aPawnAscending]

Nope. Or not. I don't know really. I am Sagittarius/Ophiuchus. Not sure about the later but def not the previous.