Right around the time of updates (note, there has been no update), that works, a bit. but you can't really keep up with the topic, because posting frequency is a constant, updates or not. It might actually go FASTER when there hasn't been an update in a while.
I know I'm acting like an old fart here, but I find myself more and more avoiding the comic discussion subforum completely. Even as recently as a year ago, it was fun to read, but it's just not worth keeping up with anymore - the signal to noise ratio is way out of whack with no way to filter it.
Dude. Have you been paying attention to the past week? We barely got through a page of Forum a day.
Also, there are the subforums which are generally dedicated to a certain section of whatever the most recent update is. Like, the Classes and the IDE thread are great for serious paragraphy talking.
And, for the record, if you have something to say, "just ask a question" almost always works.
I apologize if I sound rude, but I am kind of defensive of that thread.
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I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Did you see that I mentioned that I don't go to Ravenholm anymore?
Edited to add: 4 pages today (7 in the last 24 hours), and there's been no update. What topic has had only one page a day?
More edit: Here's some stats! I ran through roughly the last 24 hours of messages in the comic discussion topic, starting with Page 49. "on-topic" means there is at least some connection to the latest update (note, there has been no update). I will note that I was VERY liberal in what I accepted as on-topic. Also - don't count on the numbers adding up. I very likely dropped or added some to the wrong category somewhere along the way.
On-topic: 81
General off-topicness: 28
Fetishes, squidbiscuit (urgh): 44
Homestuck, but not current stuff (ships, zodiac, etc.): 45
I would be perfectly happy with 81 messages in a day, though a lot of those messages are actually one-liners and Ash would probably be handing out cheap cigars on some of them if he wasn't taking a well-deserved vacation.
The fetish topic belongs deep in general chat somewhere, and the other stuff would easily fit into other topics like the dedicated one for ships or IDE/theory. I will say one thing in agreement with Freack that this batch of pages is better than I've seen lately (possibly because my RIP of ignored posts is working well for me, or some persistent noise sources have gone elsewhere), but I think there is still a helluva lot of room for improvement and technical means for doing it are worth discussing.
"on-topic" means there is at least some connection to the latest update (note, there has been no update).
Why? It's not called Discussion Of Latest Update. It's called Comic Discussion.
Everything counts is on-topic as long as it's about Homestuck. Even ships. Because they are HS characters.
And the Skype chat is what made the thread more quiet.
It could be better, that's true, but than again, what couldn't be better?
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
Everything counts is on-topic as long as it's about Homestuck. Even ships. Because they are HS characters.
Heck, even Jailbreak is fair game.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
This kind of thing is why I still think the current Comic Discussion thread should be split into a general MSPA chat thread and an update thread.
Because some people (Petpeeve isn't the only one) want an update discussion thread that's separate from more general chat, while various other people want a place they can just talk about MSPA in freeform fashion. Those are two very different sorts of conversations, and there's no reason they should share the same thread. (The current situation seems sort of like what would happen if, say, the IDE thread didn't exist and you had to talk about theories in the comic discussion thread. You still can talk about them there, but it's good that that topic has its own thread. Same for updates.)
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"It should be understood that competition in chess problems is not really between White and Black but between the composer and the hypothetical solver (just as in a first-rate work of fiction the real clash is not between the characters but between the author and the world), so that a great part of a problem's value is due to the number of 'tries' -- delusive opening moves, false scents, specious lines of play, astutely and lovingly prepared to lead the would-be solver astray." -Vladimir Nabokov (Speak, Memory)
Thanks, exactly the point I'm trying to make. I have no problem with the content, I would just like a place to discuss comic updates (note, still no update) that's not plopped in with discussions of ships, why Sollux isn't your favorite troll, fantartists with a StumpLove fetish (there is not enough shout poles in the universe to put after that!), etc.
I'm not saying don't do it, I'm saying it's fundamentally different than talking about what's going on in homestuck this week. There's really no good place to do that, and that's unlike just about every webcomic on earth. Every one I've ever read that has a forum, has a dedicated place to discuss new material only (note, no new material). This doesn't even have to be a mod headache, it's a common feature of such forums that the first person to see the update (enough of that schtick, you get the idea) sets up the thread, links to the new material, and rings the bell for the moderator to sticky it when they get a chance.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
It could be better, that's true, but than again, what couldn't be better?
Read the rest of that sentence - that technical means for improving it are worth discussing.
I'm not saying don't do it, I'm saying it's fundamentally different than talking about what's going on in homestuck this week. There's really no good place to do that, and that's unlike just about every webcomic on earth. Every one I've ever read that has a forum, has a dedicated place to discuss new material only (note, no new material). This doesn't even have to be a mod headache, it's a common feature of such forums that the first person to see the update (enough of that schtick, you get the idea) sets up the thread, links to the new material, and rings the bell for the moderator to sticky it when they get a chance.
Most comics on the internet also only update once a week, and only one page.
Personally while I would normally be 0kay with an ongoing MSPA General Discussion topic, we have been shown repeatedly that the forum just cannot seem to handle ongoing general topics. They invariably turn into cliques, so I doubt it will happen.
I read 8 webcomics that update 3 times a week or more, including MSPA, and 6 of them have daily comics threads. It's pretty much the rule for active ones.
How about Nostalgiabraist's suggestion, splitting the current discussion in two? Leave "MSPA comic chat" as it is, but have an additional running topic called "current update", and if that goes off topic, the posts get moved to the existing topic.
Rather than starting a new topic with each update, have some rules for gently pointing out updates, such as the first person who notices posts a message with simply UPDATE (no update yet) in it, and a link to the start of the new material. If you get ninjaed on this, you go back and delete your message. All of that can be documented in the topic starter.
As Fish said, while things have improved (I didn't know the really crazy high volume people started a skype conference, good for them!), the conversation is still off in the weeds most of the time, and I think new readers would appreciate a high-signal place as much as the old hands. Give it some thought, I think it's just barely not broken right now, and it was severely broken before this skype thing, which may not last.
Probably me then, too. I've run some similar suggestions past the mods a few times with no luck yet.
Edit: OK, I'm dropping this for now. The comic discussion topic sucks a lot less than it did when I first started suggesting breaking out daily stuff. If it stays this way, we're fine.
Is it possible to put a link to the skype chat in the topic starter so it's easy to direct people at it who want to chat? I don't use skype much.
If you go to settings you can find the option in the side bar.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
She chose to retire. You'd have to ask her for more details.
As far as the actual process, she asked to step down in the mod forum, and once we were sure her duties would be covered by the other mods, she was de-modded.
Originally Posted by Dentrala
You are a human being. We share the same God-given life. Through a series of marvelous coincidences, just the right sperm hit just the right egg to make you exactly the way you are. You are intrinsically worthwhile - no less than anyone else. What qualifies someone for existence? Good deeds? Accomplishment? Being a "better person"? If existence was based on performance (which sadly, our culture tells us) then we would be called Human Doings. Not Human Beings. Quit trying to "Do" to validate your existence. Your existence is validated already because you have been created valid. And as complete personal opinion, from seeing you around and whatever, I'd say you're pretty rad.
Don't let regrets go and spawn more regrets through inaction.
Originally Posted by Dentrala
Also I believe 100% that everyone here was created to live a joy-filled and purposeful life. Happiness is temporary, so it's no wonder that searching for it never turns out too well.
Living a life of joy isn't about what happens to you. It is an internal peace that exudes outwards despite outwards circumstances, and I fully believe that it is both a choice and a discipline.
Originally Posted by SleepingOrange
Blueberry: History's Greatest Fascist???
Originally Posted by Legendary
But that is speculative, and I'm afraid Blueberry will grubfuck me if I make any guesses.
Originally Posted by AIM
[01:08] NotASenator: Blueberry, you are a great mod. Let's have sex.
Originally Posted by kyriaki
so yeah Blueberry is pretty much the raddest.
Originally Posted by Esrever
my mom and i were discussing the forums and i found out that she lurked on here after she read homestuck and she told me that blueberry was the best mod because she's a good feminist and a voice of reason and i started crying profusely and said "I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE MOM" and she just gave me a cold look and said "i know you are, son"
"i don't take too kindly to mod abuse"
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
I am a beautiful swan.
Originally Posted by Hames
i dont know, before you guys turn this into basically every other thread maybe calm down because who cares
Originally Posted by shavingfoams
The first step to banging people you know is talking to strangers!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
if someone is turned off by you spilling a garbage bag you don't want to be with them.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
I can't ever post shirtless pics here because apparently a disproportionate number of on people here are turned on by string bean dudes.
Originally Posted by Esrever
yeah, drillgorg is the best mod, and i am the breast mod, obviously
Originally Posted by OPtimus
That is exactly how sex was for me. At first I was like 'myeh' and then I was 'oh hey' then 'DAYUM' and then it ended and i was sad.
Originally Posted by NotAPumpkin
My toaster is neither brave nor little. I DEMAND A REFUND.
Originally Posted by kyriaki
alright, you win, fine. This won't be the first time i've had reluctant sex for the sake of the universe.
Originally Posted by Esrever's reason for banning a spambot
i wanted cheap viagra, not economic solutions!
Originally Posted by #pesterlite
[18:34] Xingjio: For all we know, Homestuck is a metaphor for Andrew getting his coffee.
Originally Posted by Avi
Now supposedly this project is all about the magic bonds of friendship, the uniqueness of a handwritten letter, and an homage to a fun comic and a ridiculous movie, but at the end of the day we are using a professional musician's webspace to post pictures of our cats.
There is a secret forum not linked to on the main forums page and whose url is only known to those on the forums at moderator-level or above. None of its posts show up in the "new posts" or "post history" or anything like that.
I know that sounds like some kind of silly harmless trolling attempt, but I'm being completely serious.
Below: A nasally-voiced twenty-year old who has just woken up addresses the MSPA Forums with way too many pauses. (Unless tindeck is down right now)
You make it sound more exciting than it really is. I have worked on a web-app that validates specifications for corporation tax submission formats and it has features just like that in it. It's bog-standard webapp stuff.
EDIT: in fact the board gives a different error message for a forum that doesn't exist and one that exists but you are forbidden to access.
EDIT: added data from below.
Yeah, I'm a rebel, posting all these links that normal users can't follow!
There are more than I expected. I guess some of them are art-team-related, and maybe some for a carefully-selected clique who want to avoid all these post-2008 noobs.
---
BTW, I remember now that there is a forum that gets a new thread every time someone reports a post.
Last edited by simon.clarkstone; 07-25-2012 at 07:41 AM.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Its not even that the url is secret, its that it just doesn't show up for standard users. And its not exciting, we have a section for reported posts, a section for infractions, and a section for talking shop.
73, 72 and 89 respectively. 75 is the internal hub.
It really isn't anything much. Two forums of automatically generated all business threads, and one more that is pretty much a general 'talk about forum work stuff' thread (EG: "Hey this person didn't get an activation email" etc) a guidelines reminder/future mod introduction thread, and a couple old relics that don't even show up unless you scroll back in time.
Most of the other forums are most likely the music team's part.
there's art team, music team, and admin forums (separate from the mod forums) and simon you might be right about the Gangbunch subforum, I feel like I remember hearing that existed. I could be wrong though, that is not an official statement or anything. Just theorizing.
Originally Posted by Dentrala
You are a human being. We share the same God-given life. Through a series of marvelous coincidences, just the right sperm hit just the right egg to make you exactly the way you are. You are intrinsically worthwhile - no less than anyone else. What qualifies someone for existence? Good deeds? Accomplishment? Being a "better person"? If existence was based on performance (which sadly, our culture tells us) then we would be called Human Doings. Not Human Beings. Quit trying to "Do" to validate your existence. Your existence is validated already because you have been created valid. And as complete personal opinion, from seeing you around and whatever, I'd say you're pretty rad.
Don't let regrets go and spawn more regrets through inaction.
Originally Posted by Dentrala
Also I believe 100% that everyone here was created to live a joy-filled and purposeful life. Happiness is temporary, so it's no wonder that searching for it never turns out too well.
Living a life of joy isn't about what happens to you. It is an internal peace that exudes outwards despite outwards circumstances, and I fully believe that it is both a choice and a discipline.
Originally Posted by SleepingOrange
Blueberry: History's Greatest Fascist???
Originally Posted by Legendary
But that is speculative, and I'm afraid Blueberry will grubfuck me if I make any guesses.
Originally Posted by AIM
[01:08] NotASenator: Blueberry, you are a great mod. Let's have sex.
Originally Posted by kyriaki
so yeah Blueberry is pretty much the raddest.
Originally Posted by Esrever
my mom and i were discussing the forums and i found out that she lurked on here after she read homestuck and she told me that blueberry was the best mod because she's a good feminist and a voice of reason and i started crying profusely and said "I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE MOM" and she just gave me a cold look and said "i know you are, son"
"i don't take too kindly to mod abuse"
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
I am a beautiful swan.
Originally Posted by Hames
i dont know, before you guys turn this into basically every other thread maybe calm down because who cares
Originally Posted by shavingfoams
The first step to banging people you know is talking to strangers!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
if someone is turned off by you spilling a garbage bag you don't want to be with them.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
I can't ever post shirtless pics here because apparently a disproportionate number of on people here are turned on by string bean dudes.
Originally Posted by Esrever
yeah, drillgorg is the best mod, and i am the breast mod, obviously
Originally Posted by OPtimus
That is exactly how sex was for me. At first I was like 'myeh' and then I was 'oh hey' then 'DAYUM' and then it ended and i was sad.
Originally Posted by NotAPumpkin
My toaster is neither brave nor little. I DEMAND A REFUND.
Originally Posted by kyriaki
alright, you win, fine. This won't be the first time i've had reluctant sex for the sake of the universe.
Originally Posted by Esrever's reason for banning a spambot
i wanted cheap viagra, not economic solutions!
Originally Posted by #pesterlite
[18:34] Xingjio: For all we know, Homestuck is a metaphor for Andrew getting his coffee.
Originally Posted by Avi
Now supposedly this project is all about the magic bonds of friendship, the uniqueness of a handwritten letter, and an homage to a fun comic and a ridiculous movie, but at the end of the day we are using a professional musician's webspace to post pictures of our cats.
As an experienced moderator on other forums, I can safely say that the only thing mildly exciting that ever happens in the staff forums of any website is when we decide whether a member should be banned or not.