"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
You: |\|3\/3R11
Stranger: 4LW4Y5.
You: 1 )(473 u 50 |\/|uC)(
Stranger: 4WW Y0U~ -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: uh,,,,hI THERE
You: 6R3371|\|65
Stranger: uMMM,,hELLO,,,wHO ARE YOU
You: 1 83|13\/3 4 83773R Qu35710|\| \/\/0u|D 8, \/\/)(0 R u?
Stranger: oH,,,,uH,,,mY NAME IS TAVROS NITRAM,,,,uH NICE TO MEET YOU
You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
You: |\|3\/3R11
Stranger: 4LW4Y5.
You: 1 )(473 u 50 |\/|uC)(
Stranger: 4WW Y0U~ -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: uh,,,,hI THERE
You: 6R3371|\|65
Stranger: uMMM,,hELLO,,,wHO ARE YOU
You: 1 83|13\/3 4 83773R Qu35710|\| \/\/0u|D 8, \/\/)(0 R u?
Stranger: oH,,,,uH,,,mY NAME IS TAVROS NITRAM,,,,uH NICE TO MEET YOU
You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
The novelty title for the General Chat forum stopped being relevant well over a month ago. Did an admin change the title on a whim and then forget about it, or is it genuinely intended to be some kind of semi-permanent tribute to the Big A?
Uh, how come I can't post new threads? The "Posting Permissions" thing at the bottom of the page when I view a forum says I can post replies, but I can't post new threads. Halp!
You're in the wiggler group. It means you have to have 13 posts before you can post threads outside the Cradle (which is for forum adventures).
It's a security measurement against spambots.
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
I'm new to the forums, and I literally have no idea what to do. Is there an introductory thread, or a location where I can post one? Or do I need to make a specific amount of posts to make my own threads?
I'm new to the forums, and I literally have no idea what to do. Is there an introductory thread, or a location where I can post one? Or do I need to make a specific amount of posts to make my own threads?
Here's the introduction thread. You need to make 12 posts to make a thread, but as you should quickly find out we already have a thread for most things you could want to say.
Troll replies? Only mods can delete posts, and we only delete spam posts. If you believe someone is breaking the rules (and trolling is against the rules), then hit the report post button which is under every post. The edit post button will be under every post of yours. I can provide screenshots if you are still having trouble finding those things.
Welcome to the forums! This forum should fill all your fan character needs. Remember to make sure a roleplay is accepting new characters before joining.
Hey, so unlike a lot of people I use my iPhone, missing a lot of awesome pages in the comic and I don't know how to post am I being an idiot or am I not able to get it. heh, awesome.
Oh wait I think I mean threads? Stupid, Stupid. I've never been on a forum.
Last edited by ashdenej; 11-10-2012 at 01:08 AM.
Reason: merging
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
A white ball of fluff with giant tusks feeding on its favourite prey: a white sperm whale who has been bisected from its tail up to its pectoral flippers.