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[absoluteCertainty]

crazy crossover convo is silly
contains umineko spoilers. i am sorry if the person who plays gamzee ever wanted to read/watch umineko
if you play this song it will be awesome while you read

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-- mirageCoordinator [MC] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 11:36 --

MC: hey you
MC: why are you so angry bro
MC: i thought you were supposed to be mr chill
TC: HaHa WhAt?
TC: yEaH bRoThEr, I'm ChIlL.
MC: my indicator shows you being the most rancorous person on my chumroll
MC: this is not silly ):
TC: HaHa Oh ThAt!
TC: wElL sHiT lEmMe ExPlAiN.
TC: I'm JuSt LiKe ThAt On ThAt PeRcEpTiOn Of PeStErChUm...I tHiNk.
TC: bEcAuSe AlL oF uS tRoLlS aRe LiKe ThAt Yo.
MC: oh that is weird
MC: trolls probably have little troll horns on their icons
MC: and their icons are all grey
TC: HaHa I dO.
MC: what colour does a troll turn when it is angry?
MC: or when it's chocking
MC: .... choking
TC: oH wE dOn'T cHaNgE cOlOr ReAlLy.
MC: oh r34lly?
TC: We JuSt ExPrEsS tHaT sHiT.
TC: uSuAlLy ViOlEnTlY hAhA.
MC: but what if someone grabs you by the throat and shakes you around and you can't br34the
MC: humans turn blue
MC: and then purple
TC: WhOoOaH...
MC: y34h but usually if you turn purple you die
MC: it's not r34lly a good thing
TC: oH mAn.
TC: WeLl I dOn'T rEaLlY kNoW, tHe OnLy OnE wHo TrIeD tO cHoKe Me Is Kk AnD hE wAs JuSt TrYiNg To HuG mE.
MC: oh mr angry doucheface
MC: he is such a prick
TC: hAhA hE's CoOl, JuSt ReAlLy UpSeT a LoT.
MC: you should sn34k him some sopor slime
TC: Oh SoPoR? fUuUcK tHaT mAkEs HiM aWeSoMe.
TC: iT's A sHaMe He DoEsN't DiG iT.
MC: i know i don't enjoy anything that tastes nasty
TC: It'S wOnDeRfUl ThOuGh!
MC: besides i don't trip on miracles
MC: bernkastel is miss witch of miracles
MC: and because she is my mortal enemy
MC: i'm not allowed any
MC: it's okay though, she's a double crossing bitch.
TC: wHo'S tHaT?
MC: she doesn't use pesterchum as far as i know
MC: you could ask ressurectedReplayer if you want
MC: he is usually the person she double crosses
MC: sabotaging him trying to figure out who killed his family...
MC: rigging spells that kill his little sister when he figures out her identity...
MC: at l34st i don't tell lies
MC: partial truths are NOT LIES OK
MC: rokkenjima is so annoying
MC: i want this game to be over so i can start a new one
MC: i never want to see another chessboard again <
TC: HaHa It'Ll EnD iN tImE.
TC: sO sHe DoUbLe CrOsSeS yOuR sHiT?
TC: AnD fUcKs EvErYtHiN uP?
MC: pretty much
MC: before we were witches i b34t her a lot at games
TC: fUuUcK tHaT sUcKs!
MC: but the winning conditions were that she only had to win once
MC: i managed to take out her friend though, but she was some kind of demon thing so that doesn't count
MC: i guess she was some kind of time based shrine maiden thing
MC: oh y34h and by the way my name is lambdadelta!
MC: it is a silly name
MC: but witches name themselves after things
MC: my r34l name was 34 something or other
MC: after so many y34rs you forget things
TC: lAmBdAdElTa?
TC: HaHa ThAt'S a CoOl NaMe Yo.
MC: i know
MC: at l34st i'm not a drunkard who named themselves after their favourite wine
MC: like bernkastel
MC: seriously, it is a r34l wine
MC: and it is not even that good
TC: wHaT's AlL tHaT sHiT aBoUt DeMoNs AbOuT?
TC: ReAlLy?
MC: y34h\
TC: fUcK i GoTtA cHeCk ThAt ShIt.
MC: some stupid red wine
MC: when i was b34ting her in that first game when we met
MC: she would chug like a bottle a night
MC: and her demon friend got drunk too
MC: it was amusing because both of them were in the bodies of 8 y34r olds at the time
MC: even though bern was around 250ish and f34therine was probably around 1000 or so, i don't know r34lly
MC: or her witch form is f34therine augustus aurora
TC: HuH, tHaT's FuCkIn WeIrD.
MC: but all she does is sit in chairs and be an invalid because she is so old
MC: y34h after this game is over i'm going to find a nice dimension with pink everywhere and rainbow candies that rain from the sky to chill in
TC: aN iNvAlId?
MC: like
TC: FuCkIn NiCe IdEa.
MC: y34h i guess
MC: although invalidness because of age is r34lly bad
MC: at l34st you can get to a load gaper by yourself
TC: hAhA.
MC: the only thing keeping her alive is magic
MC: which is ok i guess up to a point
MC: but she should seriously think of retirement
TC: YoU mEaN mIrAcLeS?
MC: she is bern's bff for life
MC: so probably
MC: after all, she does write the rules for the gameboards that bern loves so much
MC: it only makes sense that she should want something in return
MC: miracles are the exact opposite of me though
TC: wAiT wHoA wHoA gAmEbOaRdS?
MC: y34h
TC: WhAt YoU mEaN oPpOsItE?
TC: aRe YoU a ScIeNtIsT?
MC: i am the witch of certainty
MC: lol no, science is like witchbane
MC: gogdamn dlanor
MC: but miracles is the ability to make anything you want happen, even if the chances are 0%
MC: certainty is the ability to make anything you want to happen happen as long as you put your h34rt into it and work for it
TC: oHh OkAy!
TC: WeLl As LoNg As YoU aIn'T a ScIeNtIsT.
MC: she is kind of... hax
MC: science is for people who don't solve enough logic errors
MC: although they could use science to fix the logic error
TC: sCiEnCe JuSt HaMpErS mIrAcLeS iN mY oPiNiOn.
MC: y34h
TC: FuCkIn MaGiC aNd MiRaClEs Is WhErE iT's FuCkIn At.
MC: it's too bad bern doesn't like computers all that much
MC: she prefers to ambush people to talk to them
MC: and she usually only talks to you if she wants to use you as a piece on her gameboard or something
MC: and you should say no if she offers because you are probably going to die and be revived rep34tedly
MC: ... fuckin miracles.
TC: bLuH sHe SoUnDs LiKe A hUgE bItCh!
TC: LiKe AlL bEiNg MeAn FoR tHe SaKe Of BeIn MeAn Yo.
MC: y34h pretty much
MC: she figures that since she can cr34te infinite instances of all situations
MC: it doesn't matter if you die infinite times if you survive once.
TC: hUh.
MC: then again, that was what she went through in our first game, but it's her fault because she picks the scenarios herself
TC: FuCk ThAt MuSt Be A lOt Of WoRk.
MC: it is
MC: and that is probably why she guzzles wine all the time
MC: she should chill more often, and get some pastries from bronove
MC: i wonder who the gamemaster of sgrub is
MC: i m34n, it's a game, it needs an overseer to make sure nobody br34ks any golden rules
MC: it could make the game crash
TC: HaH, i'M nOt SuRe.
TC: tHaT's A gOoD qUeStIoN.
MC: like i know your "hacker dude" likes to play with the code and stuff
TC: YoU mEaN sOlLuX?
MC: y34h, that guy
MC: i m34n he got it to work so your messaging client can talk to everyone
MC: not just trolls
MC: or humans now that i think about it
MC: man it is weird to be 34rth bound
MC: but uh
TC: hAhA cRaZy IsN't It?
MC: y34h
MC: bern isn't very cr34tive so her gameboards are usually just mockups of r34l places
MC: whoever made sgrub is awesome
MC: they made a weird random planet system thing
MC: and titles and such
TC: FuCk, ThAt'S pReTtY cOoL!
MC: that is some powerful troll/witch/person/etc
MC: hey
MC: when that meteor hit your house
MC: what colour was it
MC: oh, sorry
MC: ~hivestem
MC: or just hive
MC: i am losing track of the places you build your hives
TC: Oh UhH.
TC: i DuNnO!
MC: since your planet has weird colours
MC: i thought fire might be different too
TC: NaW, tHe MeTeOrS wErE rEd WhEn CoMiNg DoWn.
MC: aw
MC: red is a pretty cool colour i guess
TC: oH yEaH tErEzI lOvEs ThAt CoLoR
MC: i wonder if that's why she likes karkat
MC: hee
TC: Oh YeAh.
TC: sHe FuCkIn DiGs HiM!
MC: i was surprised she didn't move into that empty lawnring
TC: HaHa HeR tReE hOuSe Is AwEsOmE tHoUgH.
MC: i wonder how she gets back up after she goes down
TC: eLeVaToR mIrAcLeS i ThInK.
MC: i don't think terezi is one to believe in miracles
MC: she is more like me
MC: even if the person is innocent she can prosecute them with certainty
TC: YeAh, ShE iS aLl FoR tHaT lAw sHiT.
MC: terezi is like me like vriska is like bern
MC: they can both be ruthless at games but vriska is a tool
MC: i am surprised that kanaya hasn't made her w34r her load gaper as a hat yet
TC: hAhA i ThInK i GeT tHaT mOrE!
TC: WeLl KaNaYa CaReS fOr VrIsKa.
TC: sHe'S lIkE tHaT oNe ThInG iN yOuR hEaD tHaT gOeS "dOn'T dO tHaT.
TC: I gOtTa Go NoW, sLeEp Is NeEdEd HaHa.
TC: lAtEr Yo.
MC: okay
MC: night miracle guy

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HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
ME AND CLORIN DEDUCED THAT THE UNIVERSE IS A FUCKING VIKING.

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Joe says:
HEYYOHELLOHIHOLA
CS says:
OH HAY
Joe says (16:56):
HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY?
CS says (16:56):
GETTING READY TO GO
:V
AND YOU?
Joe says:
TO GO HAVE FUN SOMEWHERE?
MY DAY HAS BEEN FILLED WITH AWESOME SO FAR.
CS says:
MOST CERTAINLY--AND I AM GLAD FOR YER AWESOME PUMPED DAY
Joe says:
SHITYESHAVEFUN. MY DAY WAS ALMOST AT THE PEAK OF MOST AWESOMEHEIM, THATS HOW AWESOME IT WAS.
CS says:
WERE THERE EXPLOSIONS?
Joe says:
IF I HAD BEEN AS AWESOME AS MY DAY WAS I COULD JUST SAY "EXPLOSION" AND SHIT WOULD EXPLODE AROUND ME, AND I'D PULL A POSE CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
CS says:
THAT IS SO HARDCORE
MAN
WOULD THERE BE VIKINGS INCOLCES?
CS says:
*INVOLVED?
Joe says:
YES.,
VIKINGS
VIKINGS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
NO
EXPLODING VIKINGS.
THEY RUN FULL PELT AT STUFF AND EXPLODE
BUT THEY DONT DIE
THEY EXPLODE.
CS says:
AND THEN THEY EXPLODE AGAIN
Joe says:
A NEVER ENDING VIKING-EXPLOSION. AXES AND SWORD 'SPLOSIONS
YEEEAAH
CS says:
BOOOOOOOOOOM
LOTS OF MIGHTY SHIT GOING DOWN
Joe says:
PASSERBYS GETTING PELTED BY AXES AND EXPLOSIONS
CS says:
PASSERBYS EXPLODING FROM AWESOME EXPOSURE
Joe says:
HOLY SHIT.
YES.
THEY GET THE VIKING CURSE OF AWESOME
AND THEY EXPLODE.
AND BECOME EXPLODOVIKINGS
OR SOMETHING
CS says:
THEY ALL WILL BE ON FIRE.
IT IS SO COOL AND AWESOME.
Joe says:
MAN, THAT WOULD BE OVER THE PEAK OF MOUNT AWESOMEHEIM, THAT'S HOW FUCKING AWESOME IT WOULD BE.
CS says:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO AWESOME IN HERE
Joe says:
NOTHING IS NEVER TOO AWESOME.
IT CAN ONLY KEEP GETTING MORE AWESOMER.
Joe says:
NO RIGHT, WHEN THINGS GET SO FUCKING AWESOME, THEY BACK TRACK UP MOUNT AWESOMEHEIM AND START TO FUCKING FLY AND EXPLODE.
MAN.
CS says:
:V
I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
CS says:
THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH AWESOME
Joe says:
ASFHDSEHANED
I CAN't THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TOO ADD TO THE AWESOME
UNLESS THE VIKINGS GREW WINGS
BUT FUCK WINGS
CS says:
NEITHER CAN I------FUUUCK WINGS
YESSSSSSS
Joe says:
I DREW THE JACK WITH WINGS
AND I JUST WROTE
"FUCK WINGS" IN THEM
CS says:
BWAHAHA
Joe says:
I THINK I HAVE IT SOMEWHERE
1 SEC
Joe says:
>JACK: FONDLY REGARD WI-
http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/a.../FUCKWINGS.png
CS says:
BWAHAHA
Joe says:
YEEEEEAAAAH
CS says:
IMAGINE SOARING OVER THE MASSES WITH THOSE ASSHOLES
Joe says:
HAHAHAA
YOU LOOK UP AT THEM
AND YOU SEE
FUCK WINGS
Joe says:
THEN YOUR EYES EXPLODE
CS says:
AND IT RAINS VIKINGS?
Joe says:
BUT NOT ALL BLOODY
LIKE LITERAL EXPLOSIONS
VIKINGS ARE BORN FROM EXPLOSIONS.
TWO PER FACE.
CS says:
SO LITTLE MINI EYEBALL VIKINGS
Joe says:
SHIT YES
THE LITTLE BLIGHTERS GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND EXPLODE ON THEM
CS says:
AND GIVE BIRTH TO MORE VIKINGS
Joe says:
MINATURE MINI VIKINGS
AND THE LOOP CONTINUES TILL THEY ARE THE SIZE OF ATOMS
AND THEN THE ATOMS EXPLODE
CS says:
UNTIL THEY MAKE UP ATOMS
THEY ARE THE ATOMS
Joe says:
VIKINGS ARE ATOMS
CS says:
THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE OLD ATOMS
AND JUST TOOK THEIR PLACE
Joe says:
AND THEY'RE ALL EXPLODING IN THEIR FACES N SHIT
THEY SHOUT
AND THEY EXPLODE
BUT NOT THE VIKINGS
Joe says:
WHATEVER THEY SHOUT AT
CS says:
EVERYTHING IS JUST CONSTANTLY EXPLODING
Joe says:
ALL THE TIME
CS says:
THIS MUST MEAN THE UNIVERSE IS A VIKING
Joe says:
HOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
THE UNIVERSE IS A VIKING
CONSTANTLY EXPLODING
NOT EXPANDING
EXPLODING
Joe says:
HE EXPLODES SO HARD HE CREATES UNIVERSES
HE IS THE BIGBANG
CS says:
HE IS CONSTANTLY THE BIG BANG
BANGING SHIT UP
Joe says:
BANGING SHIT SO HARD HE CAN'T HELP BUT BANG HIMSELF EVERY SO OFTEN
Joe says:
I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT
CS says:
IT'S COOL
SOMETHING SO AWESOME
IT IS HARD TO RESIST EVEN YOURSELF
OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY DREAM
Joe says:
OH GOG
CS says:
THANK YOU :V
Joe says:

CS says:
THIS IS AWESOME
Joe says:
THATS OK CLORIN
I AM THE DREAM REMINDER

Clorin then told me about her dreams and then she had to leave

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-- usefulUmeces [UU] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] at 6:48 --

UU: hheeeyy hhaaarrrryy ppotteeerr
CA: wwhat do you wwant
CA: and it aint harry potter god damn
UU: yyeeess yyouuu aaarreee
UU: wweeell nnno
UU: bbuuut yyouuurreee aaa wwiizzaaarrddd
CA: fuck off wwith your harry potter shit

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] blocked usefulUmeces [UU] at 6:48 --

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering combineOverseer [CO] at 8:17 --

CG: HEY YOU.
CG: HEY FUCKFACE.
CG: NO YOU KNOW WHAT.
CG: I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU GET KILLED.
CG: ENJOY THE HOLE IN YOUR ABDOMEN.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering combineOverseer [CO] at 0:50 --

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering combineOverseer [CO] at 8:17 --

CG: HEY YOU.
CG: HEY FUCKFACE.
CG: NO YOU KNOW WHAT.
CG: I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU GET KILLED.
CG: ENJOY THE HOLE IN YOUR ABDOMEN.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering combineOverseer [CO] at 0:50 --

oh god that was hilarious

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This is funny with context. Basically, my buddy CG here kept telling me to troll people but I did not want to. He kept going on about his many exploits and posting logs and bluh bluh. So, getting annoyed, I decided to try it. (I went undercover with another color at first, btw.)

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-- serpentStriker [SS] began pestering cosmicGambler [CG] at 9:43 --
SS: mUCH BETTER
CG: Hello there
CG: you have entered the GAMBLE ZONE
SS: hEY YOU
CG: where everything i$ the highe$t of $take$
SS: i HEaRD YOURE a TROLL
SS: bUT a PIECE OF CRaP ONE
SS: aHaHaHaHa
CG: I'm the be$t troll
SS: oH PLEaSE
CG: the greate$t of troll$
CG: the mo$t lucky of total troll$
SS: yOU'RE LIKELY SOME BUTTWaRT HUMaN THaT COULDN'T TROLL TO SaVE HIS LIFE
SS: kISS MY BONE BULGE
CG: That i$ $lander $ir
SS: aHaHaHa
CG: unbefitting of a gambler
CG: you $ee $ophi$ticated gambler$
CG: only ri$k again$t fitting opponent$
SS: wHICH YOU aRENT
SS: bUT MaYBE YOU CaN PROVE YOURSELF
CG: you've never gambled
CG: NEVER
SS: i DONT NEED TO
CG: but I alway$ will $how my talent$
CG: to the le$$er$
SS: i HaVE EXTREME ROLE PLaYING
SS: wHICH IS a GaMBLE
CG: UNDER$TANDABLE
CG: only if it i$ the mo$t ri$ky of roleplay$
SS: haHa YEaH
SS: aLMOST LOST aN aRM
CG: fuck yeah
CG: $ound$ ri$ky enough
SS: sOME DUMBaSS TEaL THREW a LUSUS aT ME
SS: iT WaS a MaNTIS OR SOME SHIT
SS: bIG aSS SCYTHES
CG: did it eat you
CG: are you in$ide it?
SS: aRE YOU a DUMBaSS
SS: oMG
SS: hUMaNS
SS: yOU CaNT GET a CONNECTION FROM INSIDE LUSUS
CG: NOT ALL OF YOU
CG: but part$ can
SS: paRTS OF WHaT
SS: cONNECTIONS DONT HaVE PaRTS
SS: i DUNNO WHaT ITS LIKE ON WHaTEVER MUDBaLL YOURE FROM
CG: li$ten
CG: for it to make $en$e
SS: bUT TROLL CONNECTIONS aRE aLL ONE SIGNAL
CG: to your dumbne$$$
CG: i$ that a part of you
SS: aHaHaHaHa
CG: can be eaten
CG: but the re$t
CG: can not
CG: thu$ being in two place$ at once
CG: I won many a gamble
CG: u$ing that method
SS: I just did.
SS: ]:)
CG: ^>:(

-MEANWHILE ON MY MAIN TAG-

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literaryAllegory [LA] & cosmicGambler [CG]

CG: I'M GETTTING TROLL'D
LA: Oh?
LA: By whom?
CG: $erpent$triker
LA: Really.
CG: yep
CG: it may be the troll$ona
CG: of the guy I funi$hed trolling
LA: I see.
LA: What's he saying?
CG: he'$ better than me :|
LA: Really?
CG: yeah
CG: he'$ good
LA: Then I can tell you that he is me.
LA: sTUPID HUMaN aHaHaHa
CG: BUTT$
LA: You told me to troll
LA: so I did.
CG: well done madame
CG: well done
LA: <3
LA: CG: thu$ being in two place$ at once
LA: That line was so perfect.
CG: :P
CG: IT'$ JU$T THAT MO$T OF THE TROLL$
CG: ARE NOT GOOD
CG: my $kill$ were ru$ty
CG: LA$
CG: i$ a grate troll
LA: lol

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-- usefulUmeces [UU] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 0:39 --

UU: hhaaa hhaaa hhaaaaaa
TT: What's up?
UU: ii totaaallyy kkiilleeeddd jjjohhnnn
TT: No you didn't, he's here with me.
UU: thhaaatss aaa rrobbot
TT: Hmm, fascinating.
TT: When did you pull this heist off?
UU: aaa ffeeeww mmiinnnuuuteeess aaago
TT: Hmm, so would he remember the things that happened a few hours a go, and earlier?
UU: yyeeess
UU: ii bbuuuiilt thheee rrobbot aaa wwhhiileee aaago
UU: iitss ccaaalleeeddd pplaaannnnnniinnng aaahheeeaaaddd
TT: I see.
TT: And how did you manage this?
UU: sshheeennnaaannniigaaannnss
TT: Good answer.
TT: So what's the difference between this robot and the original John?
UU: nnnothhiinnng
UU: eeexxxcceeeppt thheee rrobbot
UU: iiss sseeet to eeexxxpplodddeee aaat aaa rraaannndddomm tiimmeee
UU: thheeennn rreeebbuuuiilddd iitsseeelff
UU: aaannnddd ssteeeaaal aaall yyouuurr sstuuuffff
TT: Hmmm.
TT: Obviously I have no choice but to drown him.
UU: yyeeess
TT: This could be difficult, I expect he'll plead and cry.
TT: Excuse me a moment.
TT: He managed to run away and hide, though not before throwing up some blood on me.
UU: thhaaatss rreeeddd mmotorr oiil
UU: ddduuuhhhhhhhh
UU: okkaaayy kkiill thheee rrobbot wwiithh laaasseeerrss ii dddonnnt ccaaarreee
TT: Why did you make the robot so strong?
UU: ddduuunnnnnno
UU: to kkiill sstuuuffff
TT: I can hear it crying.
UU: zzaaapp iit
UU: iit iiss eeeviil
TT: You've programmed John's emotions quite impressively.
TT: I don't have a laser on hand.
UU: rreeeaaal ssorrrryy fforr mmaaakkiinnng iit kkiill sstuuuffff
UU: okkaaayy thheeennn uuuhhhhhh
UU: geeet ssommeeethhiinnng sshhaaarrpp
TT: You're talking to John like he's a robot, too?
TT: That's just odd of you.
UU: yyeeess
UU: iit iiss aaa jjjokkeee
UU: okkaaayy kkiill thheee rrobbot nnnoww
UU: wwhho off ccouuurrsseee iiss thheee onnneee yyouuu trriieeeddd to dddrrowwnnn
TT: Why would you want me to drown your robot, anyway?
UU: bbeeeccaaauuusseee iit wwaaass eeeviil
TT: That's what makes this whole scenario ubelievable.
UU: rreeeaaal ssorrrryy fforr iit
UU: jjjuuusst bbloww uuupp thheee rrobbot orr ssommeeethhiinnng iitss aaa nnnuuuiissaaannncceee
TT: I haven't done anything to John, of course.
TT: Sorry.
UU: ohh ccommeee onnn bbloww iit uuupp
UU: orr ssmmaaasshh hhiimm wwiithh ssommeeethhiinnng
UU: thheee eeexxxpplossiionnn wwiill bbeee ccool
TT: You would have been very lucky for this trick to work.
UU: wwhhaaat trriicckk
TT: Come on now.
UU: ?????
UU: wwhhaaat
UU: ohh
UU: trriicckkiinnng yyouuu iinnnto dddeeesstrroyyiinnng aaa rrobbot
UU: sso ii wwouuuldddnnnt hhaaaveee to
TT: You aren't very fast on your feet, are you?
UU: wwhhaaat

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-- usefulUmeces [UU] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 0:11 --

UU: wwuuuhh ohhhhhhhh
UU: yyouuurreee iinnn aaa
UU: trriippleee
UU: trruuuffffleee
UU: sshhuuuffffleee
UU: ssccuuuffffleee!
EB: oh crud!
UU: yyeeeaaahh mmaaannn
EB: i don't have the hit points to survive that!
EB: oh no!
UU: ssouuunnnddd thheee aaalrrmm
UU: aaalaaarrmm
UU: iitss aaa trriippleee trruuuffffleee sshhuuuffffleee ssccuuuffffleee
UU: hhaaahhaaahhaaa
UU: kkaaabbooooooooooooooooomm
EB: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
UU: mmyyaaahhaaahhaaahhaaahhaaa
EB: you have destroyed the john.
EB: you get nothing.
UU: aaawwww
EB: bad ending.
UU: nnno mmaaannn
UU: goooooddd
EB: beep boop beep.
EB: beep boop boop.
EB: john-bot reactivating.
UU: wwhhaaat
UU: yyouuurreee ssuuupppposseeeddd to bbeee bblowwiinnng uuupp ppeeeoppleee
UU: wwaaaiit
UU: yyouuu aaarreee pprreeeteeennndddiinnng to bbeee thheee rrobbot aaarreeennnt yyouuu
UU: orr aaarreee yyouuu
UU: ohh goddd
UU: wwaaaiit nnno yyouuu gottaaa bbeee thheee rrobbot
UU: ssiinnncceee ii kkiilleeeddd yyouuu
EB: john-bot directive. protect rose lalonde! destroy everything else!
UU: okkaaayy ddduuudddeee nnno
UU: yyouuu got to
UU: ffliipp iit tuuurrnnnwwaaayyss
EB: destroy everything else! protect rose lalonde!
UU: nnno mmaaannn
UU: ffliipp iit tuuurrnnnwwaaayyss
EB: !ednolal esor tcetorp !esle gnihtyreve yortsed
UU: nnno uuuhh
UU: go sseeelff dddeeesstrruuucct iinnn aaa ffiieeelddd
EB: no you
UU: nnno yyouuu
EB: no! tu!
UU: nnnuuuhh uuuhh
UU: yyouuu
EB: i am biligual john-bot! yo quero queso por me escuela!
UU: iinnndddeeeeeeddd
EB: tienes churros?
EB: no tengo churro!
UU: nnno hhaaabblo eeessppaaannnol
EB: que esta pesando con los gatos y los chimichangas!
UU: cchhiimmiicchhaaannngaaass?
UU: yyeeess ppleeeaaasseee
EB: no tengo chimichangas!
EB: tienes los chimichangas?
UU: okkaaayy
EB: don't lie to me!
UU: wwhhaaat
EB: john-bot activate liar death kill mode!
UU: ii dddonnnt ssppeeeaaakk ssppaaannniisshh
UU: wwoaaahh wwhhaaat
UU: wwhheeennn dddiiddd ii lii
UU: liieee
EB: you have angered my chimi-processor!
UU: wwhhaaat
UU: ii dddonnnt eeeveeennn uuunnndddeeerrsstaaannnddd ssppaaannniisshh
EB: i understand that you have no chimis!
UU: ii ccaaannn mmaaakkeee ssommeee
EB: self destruct is the only answer!
EB: you will be the chimis.
EB: all of them!
UU: wwhhaaat
UU: okkaaayy yyouuu sseeelff dddeeesstrruuucct
UU: yyeeeaaahh
EB: naw i'm good.
UU: okkaaayy
UU: sso yyouuurreee nnnot goiinnng iinnnto aaa mmuuurrdddeeerrouuuss rraaageee
EB: john-bot can't self destruct because he is too busy being real john laughing at all this.
UU: nnnuuuhh uuuhh
EB: uh huuuh.
UU: nnnuuuhh uuuhh
EB: uh huh!
UU: nnnuuuhh uuuhh

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AK if you are reading this I still wub you.

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-- aluminumKing
[AK]
began pestering garrulousOrnithopter
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GO: Yo

AK: {Hello.}

GO: I'm embarking on a quest of signature related confusion

GO: I refuse to give out details in case you are when of the potential confused people

GO: you are one*

AK: {What?}

AK: {I didn't catch that.}

GO: What's not to catch :U

GO: Let me rephrase that

GO: and by rephrase I mean say the exact thing

GO: I'm embarking on a quest of signature related confusion

GO: good so far?

AK: {Can you paraphrase?}

GO: okay lets move on

GO: I refuse to explain the details of this because then you wouldn't be confused

AK: {Wut}

GO: and usually when in a quest of confusion one wants people to be confused

AK: {lolwut}

GO: Using the scientific method (!) I deduce that you have a problem with the word confuse/d

GO: I'd say it confuses you!

AK: {Um, no.}

AK: {You are just confusing me with your nonsensical nosense.}

GO: It is not nonsesiccal nosense there is no such thing

GO: nonsensical*

AK: {Yes it is.}

AK: {I am royalty so shut the fuck up.}

GO: What's nonesensical about it

GO: also lol rping

GO: I LOL AT YOUR RPING EFFORTS

GO: Although really I just kind of

GO: smirk

AK: {Wait. WHat?}

AK: {I am not RPing right now.}

AK: {Glub}

GO: Oh you're like prince of england

GO: or something

GO: denmark

AK: {Noooo.}

GO: I hear lots of europian countries still have that thing going on

AK: {Nigeria.{

GO: Shit let me get my credit card info

AK: {And Iwant to give you money, so give me your credit card number.}

GO: SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME EARLIER

AK: {glub}

GO: glubglubglubglub

GO: I get it

GO: you're pretending to be nautical themed!

AK: {Where is the credit card info.}

AK: {Don't you want 5 billion dollars?)

GO: I don't trust you

GO: you get confused too easily

GO: by simple logical explanations

AK: {THat is because I am just a simple Prince of Nigeria.}

GO: SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL BRO

GO: also I TOTALLY BEAT YOU IN THE CONTEST OF CREDIT CARD INFO MENTIONING

GO: YOU ARE A POORLY TRAINED PRINCE

GO: SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH PRINCESCHOOL BRO

AK: {I'm a new prince.}

GO: new...hmm

AK: {I'm new to everyyyyyyyything.}

GO: would you say that you are pretty...fresh

GO: at this prince buisness thing

AK: {Yes.}

GO: would you say you are a fresh prince?

AK: {I'm a fresh prince of Wigeria

GO: NO SUCH PLACE

AK: {Yes there is.}

AK: {It's underneath nigeria.}

GO: EXCUSE ME SIR BUT I AM A TEACHER OF GEOGRAPHY AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE IS NO COUTNRY CALLED LOOMPALAND


[...Silence for a while...]



GO: what are you a silent partner

AK: {Wigeria}

GO: IM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHAT 'WIGERIA' IS

GO: >_

AK: {Fuck you I win}


-- aluminumKing
[AK]
ceased pestering garrulousOrnithopter
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Also if my EXTREMELY POOR EXECUTION messed it up that was supposed to be all like text adventurey response at the end there.

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-- garrulousOrnithopter [GO] began pestering aluminumKing [AK] at 10:53 --

GO: totally posting this

-- aluminumKing [AK] ceased pestering garrulousOrnithopter [GO] at 10:53 --

GO: to the pesterlogs thread

-- aluminumKing [AK] ceased pestering garrulousOrnithopter [GO] at 10:54 --

Hah.

[Squigzog]

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-- phagoNeurosis [PN] began pestering pestilentSquig [PS] at 8:48 --


PN: WH4T 15 4 5Q71D

PN: g

PS: Wha7?

PS: A squig?

PN: Y75

PN: WH4T 15 1T

PS: A li77le crea7ure from a game 7ha7 ea7s people

PN: :0

PN: that's s7per sick

PS: No7 really

PS: I mean we ea7 o7her 7hings all 7he 7ime

PS: Besides Squigs are weak

PN: woah

PN: yo7 are awesome

PN: a1so, yo7r sevens are tasty

PN: we are 1ike, co7sins

PS: Um okay....

PN: WHY 4RE Y07 50 FRE4KED 07T P5

PS: Jus7 confused

PS: I usually have 7o ini7ia7e conversa7ion

PN: we11, i 1ike ta1king

PN: and i 1N1T14TE

PN: and i saw that yo7 posted no one ever ta1ks to yo7

PN: so i was 1iek

PN: 1T5 CEW1

PS: I did?

PN: May6e it was someone e1se

PN: 67t pes1itent5q7ig was the c001est

PS: Well I 7ry my bes7

PS: So wha7 did you wish 7o 7alk abou7?

PN: dicks.

PS: I'm going 7o 7ake 7ha7 wi7h a grain of sal7.

PN: sa1t is for fags

PS: And jus7 assume you are 7rying 7o be funny

PN: What's wrong with dicks?

PS: I never said any7hing was wrong

PN: then we m7st ta1k a6o7t them

PS: So wha7 abou7 7hem?

PN: THEY 4RE 11KE 50MET1ME5 H4RD

PN: 4ND THEN 0THER T1ME5 50FT

PN: THEY 4RE J75T 50 1ND1C151VE

PN: F1CK1E F7CK5

PS: Why yes 7hey are

PS: And when you 7hink you go7 7hem figured ou7

PN: 4nd what is with the 671imia

PS: Dicks are bulimic?

PN: yeah, they tend to throw 7p

PS: Well 7ha7 is only af7er a lo7 of rubbing

PS: i7 agi7a7es 7hem

PN: so they are 1iek karkat

PS: Yeah I guess you could say 7ha7

PS: Excep7 I haven'7 rubbed Karka7 7o see if he will 7hrow up

PN: h3h3he

PN: i have to go to 6ed d7d33e

PS: Alrigh7

PS: Nigh7

PN: i havent s1ept in two days

PN: 67t i promise yo7

PN: yo7 wi11 tota11y 6e pestered 1ater

PS: Alrigh7

PS: Ge7 some sleep

PN: R4WR

PN: f7cking s133p

PN: why do i n33d it


-- phagoNeurosis [PN] ceased pestering pestilentSquig [PS] at 9:3 --

Funniest damn thing that has happened all day.

[entropicage]

My very first pester!

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-- eloquentInstigator [EI] began pestering ghostlyAggressor [GA]
at 1:45 --


EI: greetings

GA: Hello?

EI: i come from a faraway land

EI: bearing gifts

GA: I am... incredulous

GA: but tentatively accepting

EI: but the gifts

GA: On no

EI: they transend phiscal manifestation

EI: physical*

GA: I was afraid you were going to say they were in your pants

EI: that would be most innapropriate

GA: Quite

EI: as my pants are not in my general viscinity

GA: u_u

EI: the pants would make a poor container

EI: what do those symbols mean

EI: does that mean you have mouths for eyes

GA: No, it's a non sideways face

GA: So this non-physical gift

EI: i cannot comprehend the nature of your emoticon

EI: i take terrible mental damage

GA: nevermind that

GA: I'm sure you'll be fine

EI: your assurances are noted

EI: ah yes the gifts

EI: i had almost forgotten

EI: i bring you the gift of

EI: dissapointment

EI: because there are no more gifts

GA: Oh goodie, I had been running low on that lately

GA: Thank you for the most excellent gift

EI: your appreciations are noted

EI: it was a hassle to find though

GA: I have a gift in return

EI: you need not feel obligated to reward my generosity

GA: Ah, but I must

EI: then i will accept your gift

GA: http://tinyurl.com/25h4ypg

EI: why

EI: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

GA: I give the gift of pain

EI: AAAAAAAAAAAH

EI: i must now burn my hard drive

EI: and gouge out my eyes

GA: Pity

EI: i must say

EI: you are much better at giving gifts than I am

EI: though I wonder now how you came upon that image

GA: I lovingly selected it, specifically for you

EI: I concede defeat

EI: I cannot hope to best you in a gift giving contest

GA: Your aquiescence is accepted

GA: I shall have to make a note

EI: Pertaining to?

GA: My gift giving championship

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Not clicking that link bro.

[nothingatall]

Not clicking that link bro.

I hate myself for doing that because I know I shouldn't click links I know are bad, and yet, I still do, but!

all it was was a furry site, and a SFW one at that. at least as far as I was willing to click it was SFW.

[Hello Planet]

This one was pretty random! It was with my Pupa Pal for Life
HP: Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High LOL
VA: LOL
VA: mine is muccch more boring
VA: aaalthough i took aaa test thaaat saaaid i haaad aaadhd o_o
HP: I'm really Avoidant and Paranoidu, for some reasonu.
VA: reaaallyyyy?
VA: i'm paaaraaanoid aaat times
VA: but not too paaaraaanoid... usuaaally
HP: Explains why I thinku there will be lazeru sharks in my bathu tub.
VA: LOL
HP: Why I alwaysu take a showeru.
VA: I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE LAZER SHARKS, DEAREST
VA: 33
HP:
VA: FLY INTO MY BOSOM DD':
VA: FLY
VA: FLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
HP: THIS IS STUPIDU

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okay this isn't one of the best pesterlogs I have by any stretch but it is definitely some sort of superlative.

Still don't know what's this guy's deal!

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-- helloPlanet [HP] began pestering garrulousOrnithopter [GO] at 2:13 --

GO: Hey
GO: planet
HP: I am helping you with your quest for Pesterchum domination.
GO: By STEALING MY COLOUR
HP: I had it first.
GO: NO YOU DIDNT
GO: anyways
HP: OH HELL YES I DID
GO: I'm sure pesterchum is helping me already
GO: by itself
GO: by sticking my name on everyone
HP: Pesterchum is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
GO: to be honest im not pleased by this
GO: not one bit
HP: ...
HP: Goodbye, then.

-- helloPlanet [HP] ceased pestering garrulousOrnithopter [GO] at 2:15 --

GO: what

-- helloPlanet [HP] ceased pestering garrulousOrnithopter [GO] at 2:15 --

GO: I meant im not pleased by pesterchum putting my handle on people
GO: :U
HP: I know.
GO: And that's your reason to leave?
HP: Trying to talk to Rose Lalonde.
HP: That is my reason.
GO: THESE ROLEPLAYERS SUCK
GO: also you know you can have more than one chat open
GO: -_-
HP: I do not care.
GO: FINE THEN
GO: :|
HP: I am speaking to you, Rose, and my friend.
HP: PESTERCHUM:BLOCK

Oh look he's right there. Right there above me. Dude. Sup.

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HP: Trying to talk to Rose Lalonde.
HP: That is my reason.
GO: THESE ROLEPLAYERS SUCK

Hey.

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SOME OF THEM DO >_>

[Hello Planet]

I'm a girl, by the way,

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Lady.Sup

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HP: Had I not blocked you before?
GO: yes yes you did
GO: :|
HP: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX XXXXXXXX
GO: pardon my english but may I add FOR NO GODDAMN REASON
GO: I think it gets turned off when you start talking to me
GO: :|
GO: actually I dont think you can talk to me before turning it off
GO: so why you are surprised is beyond me
HP: You were in my chumroll for some reason. -_-
HP: Though I clearly blocked and moved you to Trollslum.
GO: Thank you?
GO: So what did you come here to make sure I wont talk to you in the future or something
HP: The role players. I wish to speak to them but I refuse to on the account of possibly acting like an idiot.
HP: No.
HP: I only contacted you because you were in my chumroll, to make you know this fact.
GO: Hey I'm not a roleplayer but if past actions are any indication I'd say you have at least 50% of acting like an idiot?
HP: Are you saying I was a retard half the time?
GO: yes
HP: FUCK YOU, BASTARD.
HP: PESTERCHUM:BLOCK

Hey dudette, what is UP.

[Hello Planet]

This isn't the funniest, but I thought Dave thinking I was Captain Planet for a second there was pretty funny.
I forgot how to spoiler, sorry for clogging the thread.
-- helloPlanet [HP] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 1:55 --

HP: sup
TG: what kind of lame power is heart anyways
TG: oh wait thats a hello not a captain
TG: sup
HP: im lookin at my chumroll
HP: so many people set to rancorous
HP: it's like
HP: when did these people get so pissed
HP: it's like a rage party
HP: and only a few people werent invited

[Hello Planet]

Lady.Sup

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HP: Had I not blocked you before?
GO: yes yes you did
GO: :|
HP: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX XXXXXXXX
GO: pardon my english but may I add FOR NO GODDAMN REASON
GO: I think it gets turned off when you start talking to me
GO: :|
GO: actually I dont think you can talk to me before turning it off
GO: so why you are surprised is beyond me
HP: You were in my chumroll for some reason. -_-
HP: Though I clearly blocked and moved you to Trollslum.
GO: Thank you?
GO: So what did you come here to make sure I wont talk to you in the future or something
HP: The role players. I wish to speak to them but I refuse to on the account of possibly acting like an idiot.
HP: No.
HP: I only contacted you because you were in my chumroll, to make you know this fact.
GO: Hey I'm not a roleplayer but if past actions are any indication I'd say you have at least 50% of acting like an idiot?
HP: Are you saying I was a retard half the time?
GO: yes
HP: FUCK YOU, BASTARD.
HP: PESTERCHUM:BLOCK

Hey dudette, what is UP.

STOP STALKING ME FUUUUUUU-

[Hello Planet]

Silly.
-- usefulUmeces [UU] began pestering helloPlanet [HP] at 4:32 --

UU: METEORS
HP: WHERE O:
UU: EVERYWHERE
HP: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UU: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
HP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UU: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
HP: OH WAIT I'M IN THE MEDIUM
UU: OH GOD WERE ALL GONNA DIE
HP: TEEHEE
UU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
HP: LOL
UU: OKAY I KILLED A CRUXITE BUG AND I AM NOW IN THE MEDIUM
HP: NEAT DUDE
UU: YES
HP: I PLAYED A CRUXITE GUITAR AND I GOT IN THE MEDIUM.
UU: HUH
UU: I KILLED A CRUXITE BUG
HP: I played a cruxite guitar.
UU: ii ccrruuusshheeeddd aaa ccrruuuxxxiiteee bbuuug
HP: I pppppplllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeed a cruxiiiiite guuuuuiiiiitaaaaar
UU: sssssssshhhhhhuuuuuuuuuttt uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp
HP: I'm your server player I don't need to take your orders.
UU: wwhhaaat
UU: dddonnnt hhiit mmeee wwiithh sstuuuffff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
HP: I won't if you stop being lippy.
UU: ffiinnneee
HP: brb screwing up your plumbing.
UU: wwhhaaat
UU: nnno
UU: dddonnnt dddo thhaaat aaauuughh
HP: It's the law of Sburb!
UU: ohh ccommeee onnn
UU: ffiiiiiiiinnneee
HP: Your plumbing is now totally fucked-up.
UU:
HP:
UU: wwaaaiit wwhhaaat dddiiddd yyouuu dddo to iit
HP: Tore out the bathtub, put a few holes in the pipes, the works.
UU: uuugghhhh
HP: I didn't bother the toilet, I'm not cruel, you know.
UU: okkaaayy
UU: ii guuueeessss thhaaatss
UU: nnnot too bbaaaddd

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STOP STALKING ME FUUUUUUU-

You started the conversation :U

[Hello Planet]

This actually is in Livestream, but it was with the guy who roleplays John.
ghostyTrickster mod: belt?
ghostyTrickster mod: what belt?
helloPlanet: The double belt
helloPlanet: For Kamen Rider
helloPlanet: When Shotaro does doublejoker
helloPlanet: It's like
helloPlanet: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAH
helloPlanet: .......
helloPlanet: Joookaaah?
ghostyTrickster mod: never seen kamen rider actually.
helloPlanet: Go, my son
helloPlanet: Watch it now.
ghostyTrickster mod: but but...i'm tired!
helloPlanet: Then go to sleep, mah boi.
ghostyTrickster mod: in a bit.
helloPlanet: Watch it after you wake up.
ghostyTrickster mod: i will try.

[Hello Planet]

I post too much stupid things.

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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] began pestering helloPlanet [HP] at 8:0 --

TC: HaHa AiGhT, i'M bAcK.
HP: Cool, but I'm doing chores, I'll still bu ablu to talk, though.
HP: So if I'm gonu for a bit, then I'm doing chores
TC: sOuNdS fUcKiN gOoD tO mE.
TC: ) HoNk
TC: nOw UhHh...I fOrGoT wHaT wE wErE lIkE tAlKiNg AbOuT hAhA.
HP: About soda or something
TC: Oh YeAh!
TC: mOtHeRfUcK, i StIlL gOtTa TrY sOmE oF tHaT sHiT.
HP: Yeah, I'll send you some.
TC: FaYgO iS tHe NeCtAr Of ThE mInStReLs AnD aLl, BuT sOmEtHiNg NeW iS fUcKiN eXcItInG.
HP: Hell yeah.
TC: hAvE yOu HaD fAyGo YeT?
HP: So how is Karkat doing?
HP: No.
TC: AwW sNaP.
TC: oH kArKaT?
TC: DoInG pReTtY fUcKiNg AwEsOmE i ThInK.
HP: I call him Kitkat as a joke.
TC: hAhA sO dO wE.
TC: AlSo KaRkLeS.
TC: kArKiTtYkAt.
TC: AnD kAtKiTtY.
HP: I just thought of Hello Kitty with Karkat as Hello Kitty, It was traumatizing.
TC: oH sHiT, tHaT sOuNdS hIlArIoUs.
HP: My head almost exploded so I couldn't dwell on thu manner
TC: AlL hIm LiKe ThAt, MaYbE iN a HeLlO kItTy CoStUmE lIkE aLl "HEY FUCKNUTS!"
TC: pFfHaHa Oh MaN.
TC: ThAt WaS gOoD.
HP: It would bu a fucking miraclu if wu could get Kitkat in a Hello Kitty costume.
TC: hAhA sErIoUsLy.
TC: It'D bE a MiRaClE iF i CoUlD gEt ThE dUdE tO fUcKiNg SmIlE.
HP: BRB posting this chat on thu best pesterlog forums.

Also trolling Terezi-
-- senatorLemonsnouttwo [SL] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 9:19 --

SL: MWAHAHAHAHHA
SL: HELLO AGAIN.
GC: >:[
SL: I seu you havu failed to realizu my master plan! MWAHAHAHAHHA!
GC: WH4T M4ST3R PL4N
GC: G3TT1NG C4UGHT FOR SH1TTY CR1M3S
SL: TO DESTROY ALTERNIA!
SL: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
GC: TOO L4T3
GC: 1TS B33N SM4SH3D BY M3T3ORS
SL: I can always destroy the planet you're on at the press of a button. >: D
SL: Or meteor.
GC: FUCK OFF
GC: 4ND D13
SL: You seem to fail to be the prosectution, Terezi!
SL: I will destroy the universe and nothing can stop me!
GC: NO
GC: 1 W1LL STOP YOU
SL: Never!
SL: You do not know where my secret hideout its!
SL: is* D :

Gamzee was in on it too- Trolling Terezi.

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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 8:47 --


TC: MoThErFuCk!

GC: >: ?

TC: mY mOtHeRfUcKiN wAlL.

TC: It WeNt LiKe FuCkIn BoOm.

TC: wHaT tHe FuCk?!

GC: HOW

TC: I dOn'T kNoW.

TC: mIrAcLeS i GuEsS.

TC: BuT hOlY fUcK tHaT aLmOsT lIkE hIt Me MaN.

GC: SOUNDS L1K3 4 D4NG3ROUS ON3

TC: sErIoUsLy.

TC: ThAt ShIt WaS cRaZy SiS.

GC: YOU OK?

TC: yEaH.

TC: YeAh I tHiNk I'm GoOd Yo.

TC: i'M fUcKiN lIkE gOnNa GeT a FaYgO AnD gEt ThAt ShIt KiCkEd.

GC: OH SH1T

TC: WhAt?

GC: -- S3N4TORL3MONSNOUTTWO [SL] B3G4N P3ST3R1NG G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TOR [GC] 4T 7:51 -- SL: 1 W1LL K1LL YOUR FR13NDS, ON3 4T 4 T1M3! SL: MW4H4H4H4H4H4! GC: FUCK OFF 4SSHOL3 SL: H4H4H4H4H4 SL: SO 1F 4NYON3 T3LLS YOU SOM3TH1NG 3XPLOD3D, L1K3 4 W4LL OR SOM3TH1NG. R3M3MB3R M3!

TC: oH wHoA.

TC: WhAt ThE fUcK hApPeNeD wItH tHaT, tHaT dUdE lIkE.

TC: tRyInG tO kIlL mE?

GC: 1 H4NG3D H1M

TC: WhOa.

TC: wAiT.

TC: HoW iS hE aLiVe Yo.

TC: wHaT tHe FuCk.

GC: 1

GC: 1 DONT KNOW

GC: H3 S41D CLON1NG

GC: BUT 1 DONT KNOW

TC: MoThErFuCk.

TC: oH hAnG oN, gOtTa SwIg ThIs ShIt.

TC: AuGh MoThErFuCkEr!

GC: G4MZ >

TC: Is TfAt Ou Tz?

GC: Y34H

TC: cAnO c Gl.

GC: HUH?

TC: CaAaAaNt cEeL gIrL.

TC: aUgH.

GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D?

TC: MoTtErFuLiM eXiOsIn MaAaAb.

GC: W1LL YOUR 3Y3S G3T B3TT3R

TC: dUnAw GiR.

TC: ;o9

TC: AhHhHh!

GC: TH1S 1S 4LL MY F4ULT

TC: aUgH!1!1

GC: TH3 ROP3 MUST OF B33N T13D WRONG

GC: H3 MUST OF L1V3D

GC: 4ND NOW YOUR3 BL1ND

GC: 1M SORRY G4MZ

TC: You should be.

GC: WHY?

GC: OH NO

TC: Because, you failed to kill me, you did not properly calibrate that noose.

TC: Didn't you?

GC: UGH

GC: NO

GC: 1T W4S P3RF3CT

TC: Bwahahahahaha!

TC: Not perfect enough, foolish little girl.

GC: WH4T3V3R

TC: Sollux is the next to suffer the indignity of death.

GC: 1 WONT F41L 4G41N

GC: NO

TC: Yes.

GC: 1M H34D1NG OF TO G4MZS R3SP1T3BLOCK R1GHT NOW

GC: 1 H4V3 TH3 ROP3

TC: You cannot stop me girl!

GC: 1 4M

GC: 1 C4N SM3LL YOU

GC: SM3LL YOUR DUMB4SS3RY

TC: Bye, little legislacerator who never could, I must be off.

TC: Say hello to your deceased friend for me!

GC: NO

GC: 1M COM1NG 4FT3R YOU

My friend got this started, but I had put it to a prank.

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SL: >:O

GC: OH MY GOD!

SL: So we meet again!

GC: 1 THOUGHT 1 H4D YOU 3X3CUT3D YOU F13ND!

SL: That was a duplicate!

SL: |D

GC: TH3R3S NO W4Y!

GC: YOU MONST3R

SL: What?? I'm just an innocent senator!

GC: L14R

GC: L14R L14R!

GC: >8O

SL: You wouldn't sentence someone innocent, would you????

GC: YOU W3R3NT 1NNOC3NT

SL: Yes I was!

SL: And if I wasn't, I totally got away with it!

SL: |D

GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL DO YOU W4NT

SL: Why would I tell you what I want?

SL: I want your money.

SL: All of it.

SL: All of it.

SL: >

GC: NO

GC: YOU DO NOT D3S3RV3 1T

GC: YOU D3S3RV3 4 T1GHT ROP3 4ROUND YOUR N3CK

SL: Whhaaaat. You know escaping death move was pretty sweet!

SL: >:O

SL: I totally deserve it, and you know it!

GC: YOU D3S3RV3 D34TH!!!!

SL: You know what else I deserve?

SL: Getting to destroy Alternia!

GC: YOU D1DNT DO TH4T

SL: No, I didn't

SL: BUT I WANTED TO.

SL: >:OOOO

GC: TOO B4D H3H3H3

SL: BLAAAAR.

SL: Maybe I should just implement my plan to take over your game of yours???

GC: TH3 G4M3 1S OV3R

SL: ............

SL: Tell me what I /can/ do to you then! D<

SL: Senator Lemonsnout wants his revenge!!

GC: YOU C4N D13

SL: Why would I do that????

SL: YOU can die!

GC: NOT UNT1L 1 K1LL YOU

SL: OH REALLY?????

SL: We shall see who will do the killing around here!!!

GC: D8<



-- senatorLemonsnout
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SL: But seriously, is there a way I can get your money?

SL: Without dying?

SL: Because with the world destroyed and all, there isn't a public trust fund to abuse D<

GC: Y3S COM3 OV3R H3R3

GC: 4ND 1 W1LL G1V3 1T TO YOU

SL: Think again! I've dealt with you for the longest time, I know your tricks!!

SL: At least, I'm pretty sure I do

SL: SO DON'T TRY IT >:O

GC: YOU C4N TRUST M3 >:]

SL: I highly doubt that!

SL: Is there even a way to get over there??? Wherever you are. <

SL: No, what I want is a direct tranfer into my illegal bank account, please.

GC: OK SUR3

SL: What, really?

GC: Y34H

SL: What's in it for you????

SL: I highly doubt your sincerity!

GC: NOTH1NG

GC: JUST

GC: L3T M3 S3ND YOU 1T

SL: ... <

SL: Very well.

GC: OK

GC: G1V3 M3 TH3 1NFO

SL: InnocentAccount123

GC: OK

GC: 1 S3NT YOU 1T

GC: NOW GO CH3CK 1T

GC: H3H3H3

GC: YOU FOOL

GC: 1 S3NT

GC: 4 BOMB

SL: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- gallowsCalibrator
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GC: LOOKS L1K3 YOUR3 D34D ONC3 MOR3 >:]


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-- vespertineAvocation
2.
[VA]
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began pestering terminallyCapricious
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[TC]
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at 1:33 --
6.

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VA: hey gaaamzeeee
9.

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TC: NuA...hUh?
11.

12.
TC: oH fUcK.
13.

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VA: let me guess
15.

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TC: MaN, tHaT wAs A gOoD nAp.
17.

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VA: oh yeaaah
19.

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VA: so why don't we ccut to the cchaaase
21.

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VA: you ccaaan staaart pretending you're being murdered now
23.

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TC: wHaT?
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VA: :3333
27.

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VA: or not
29.

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VA: taaake your time
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TC: HaHa FuCk.
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TC: yOu CrAzY yO.
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TC: WhO wOuLd WaNnA mUrDeR mE?
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TC: wElL bEsIdEs VrIsKa, KaRkAt MaYbE, eQuIuS, eRiDaN.
39.

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VA: whoevvver aaappaaarently murdered hp
41.

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TC: Hp?
43.

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TC: oHhHh...
45.

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TC: YoU mEaN cOmMaNdEr AlTeRnIa?
47.

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TC: hAhA.
49.

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VA: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh
51.

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VA: okaaay
53.

54.
VA: well his/her naaame is KRIKKLESPOTTUM BELLYBLUFF, but cclose enough
55.

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TC: Oh FuCk, WeLl I jUsT tHoUgH oF iT lIkE uHh...
57.

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TC: yOu KnOw HoW hUmAnS gOt LiKe CaPtAiN pLaNeT?
59.

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VA: yes?
61.

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VA: ohh
63.

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TC: YeAh!
65.

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VA: so aaa breaaathtaaaking doucche
67.

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VA: who goes aaaround beaaating up flaaat enemies
69.

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VA: beccaaause they pollute???
71.

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TC: wElL mOrE lIkE.
73.

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TC: OkAy.
75.

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TC: oUr VeRsIoN kIlLs ThOsE tHaT pOlLuTe ThE hEmOsPeCtRuM.
77.

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TC: EqUiUs LoVe ThAt ShIt.
79.

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VA: ohhhhhhhh
81.

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VA: okaaay then
83.

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TC: hAhA yEaH.
85.

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TC: WaIt ThE hUmAn VeRsIoN jUsT bEaTs ThEm?
87.

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VA: whicch meaaans
89.

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VA: pretty mucch
91.

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TC: wAiT, wHaT mEaNs WhAt Yo.
93.

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VA: i dunno whaaat it meaaans
95.

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VA: i ccould go look up its tvvvtropes aaarticcle if you waaant though!
97.

98.
VA: but waaait
99.

100.
VA: why in the world would Krikklespottum kill HP
101.

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VA: she's not aaa troll
103.

104.
TC: WaIt.
105.

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TC: wHo ThE fUcK iS tHaT yO?
107.

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VA: oh god
109.

110.
VA: just get it ovvver with
111.

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VA: jump onto his knife or something
113.

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TC: HaHa FuCk.
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TC: yOu ArE wEiRdInG mE oUt Yo.
117.

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TC: MoThErFuCkIn ChIlL.
119.

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TC: gRaB a FaYgO.
121.

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VA: i would
123.

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VA: exccept i don't haaavvve one :ccc
125.

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VA: i will go drink some cchoccolaaate milk though
127.

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VA: brb!
129.

130.
TC: OkAy!
131.

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TC: i'Ll FuCkIn WaIt Yo.
133.

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VA: wow
135.

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VA: i ccaaan't find my cchoccolaaate milk :ccc
137.

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VA: oh well
139.

140.
VA: i got some blueberries insteaaad
141.

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TC: FuCk, ThAt'S nO gOoD yO.
143.

144.
TC: oH mAn BlUeBeRrIeS?
145.

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TC: MoThErFuCk.
147.

148.
VA: yeaaaaaaaaah!
149.

150.
TC: jOhN gAvE mE sOmE oF tHoSe.
151.

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VA: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
153.

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VA: okaaay
155.

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TC: I sTiLl NeEd To ThRoW tHaT sHiT iNtO a PiE!
157.

158.
TC: wElL nOt LiKe.
159.

160.
TC: GaVe Me.
161.

162.
TC: bUt He GoT mE tHe MoThErFuCkInG cOdE.
163.

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VA: oh aaawesome!
165.

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VA: i like frozen blueberries
167.

168.
TC: FuCk, YoU cAn FrEeZe ThEm?
169.

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VA: they're pretty aaawesome
171.

172.
TC: wHoA...
173.

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VA: OH YEEEEAAAAHHH!
175.

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TC: AwEsOmE.
177.

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TC: iT's A mIrAcLe.
179.

180.
TC: CaN yOu Do ThAt WiTh ApPlEs?
181.

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VA: aaand they're so deliccious frozen, too!
183.

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TC: wHoOoA...
185.

186.
VA: well, i'm pretty sure you ccaaan freeze aaan aaapple
187.

188.
VA: i'vvve nevvver tried it though
189.

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VA: i would try it, if i haaad aaany aaapples
191.

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TC: MoThErFuCk.
193.

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TC: tHaT's A gOoD iDeA.
195.

196.
TC: OkAy, LiKe RiGhT nOW.
197.

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TC: i GoT sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg ApPlEs LeFt OvEr FrOm ThE lAsT pIe.
199.

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TC: FeRmEnTiNg In SoMe LeMoN fAyGo.
201.

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VA: thaaat sounds
203.

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VA: deliccious
205.

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TC: oH mY mInStReLs.
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TC: It'S aBsOlUtElY mIrAcUlOuS.
209.

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VA: aaalthough i wouldn't aaadvvvise freezing sodaaa if it's still aaall ccaaarbonaaate-y!
211.

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VA: you ccould end up with aaan explosion on your haaands
213.

214.
TC: oH mAn, LiKe...
215.

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TC: KiCkInG tHe ElIxIr?
217.

218.
VA: i dunno
219.

220.
TC: wElL.
221.

222.
TC: WhEn We KiCk ThE eLiXiR.
223.

224.
TC: iT's SoMeTiMeS dRiNkIn.
225.

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TC: SoMeTiMeS qUiTe FuCkIn LiTeRaL.
227.

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VA: oh
229.

230.
VA: no, not thaaat
231.

232.
VA: you freeze it
233.

234.
VA: like
235.

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VA: you freeze aaa ccaaan of sodaaa
237.

238.
VA: then you throw it on the ground or something
239.

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TC: oHhHh...
241.

242.
VA: but um
243.

244.
VA: not right next to you
245.

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VA: aaas faaar aaawaaay aaas possible
247.

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TC: WeLl ShIt, ThAt SoUnDs FuN.
249.

250.
TC: i GoTtA tRy ThAt, AnD lIkE.
251.

252.
TC: MaKe SoMe FaYgO pOpSiClEs!
253.

254.
TC: ) hOnK
255.

256.
VA: hmmm
257.

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VA: thaaat doesn't sound like too baaad of aaan ideaaa!
259.

260.
TC: SoMe DuDe GaVe ThAt IdEa To Me Yo.
261.

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TC: iT's A mIrAcLe Of An IdEa.
263.

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VA: whicch dude?
265.

266.
TC: I dOn'T rEaLlY rEmEmBeR.
267.

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TC: bUt I wAs LiKe.
269.

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TC: HoLy FuCk, AwEsOmE iDeA.
271.

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VA: sweetness! |D
273.

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VA: i need to brb aaagaaain,
275.

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VA: try not to get yourself hurt while i'm gone
277.

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TC: hAhA oKaY sIs.
279.

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VA: okaaay, i'm baaacck!
281.

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TC: WeLcOmE fUcKiN bAcK sIsTeR!
283.

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TC: ) hOnK
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VA: )) HoNk HoNk!
287.

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TC: D HoNk HoNk HoNk
289.

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VA: aaare you gonnaaa go try out some of thaaat stuff now??
291.

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TC: aWw YeAh GiRl.
293.

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TC: ThE fAyGo PoPs?
295.

296.
VA: yeaaah!
297.

298.
VA: or maaaybe the blueberries
299.

300.
TC: oH mAn I sTiLl GoTtA fReEzE tHeM.
301.

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TC: ShIt. I'lL bE rIgHt BaCk.
303.

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VA: just throw them in the freezer aaand forget aaabout them? :OO
305.

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TC: hAhA yEaH gIrL.
307.

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TC: GoNnA dO jUsT tHaT.
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VA: 333
311.

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TC: oKaY, i'm mOtHerfuCking back SiSter.
313.

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VA: win! :3333
315.

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TC: ) honk.
317.

318.
VA: aaanywaaays, why would ccommaaander aaalterniaaa murder hP?
319.

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VA: waaas he just waaarming up????
321.

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VA: for his next kill????
323.

324.
TC: what are you Speaking about.
325.

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VA: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
327.

328.
TC: the trollS children'S Show?
329.

330.
VA: is there aaa reaaason your S's aaare ccaaapitaaalized
331.

332.
VA: aaand nothing else
333.

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TC: good queStion, really.
335.

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TC: i SuppoSe it giveS it a more...SiniSter Sound.
337.

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VA: oh god.
339.

340.
VA: is gaaamzee there
341.

342.
TC: where.
343.

344.
VA: ....
345.

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VA: okaaay
347.

348.
TC: becauSe there are Several SpotS which could be identified aS "there" for him.
349.

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VA: let's taaake this from the top
351.

352.
VA: who aaare you, miSter SiniSter paaantS.
353.

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TC: why would you like to know.
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TC: i aSked a queStion to anSwer your queStion.
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VA: uhh
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VA: is gaaamzee where gaaamzee's supposed to be?
361.

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TC: well...
363.

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TC: you could Say that.
365.

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VA: ............................
367.

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VA: .................................................. ........................
369.

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VA: if you tell me he's deaaad i think i'll haaavvve to slaaap you
371.

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VA: vvviaaa emotes.
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TC: what do you want me to do.
375.

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TC: lie?
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VA: :333 < *vvvaaa slaaaps whoevvver this is vvvery haaard aaaccross the faaacce in the style of aaacc!*
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VA: e_e
381.

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TC: Such Silly anticS.
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VA: THIS IS STUPID
385.

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VA: whaaat do you waaant
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TC: to finiSh thingS pure and Simple.
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TC: if it iS pleaSant to you.
391.

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VA: finish whaaat up
393.

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TC: he died Swiftly.
395.

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VA: uhh
397.

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VA: uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
399.

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VA: okaaay
401.

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VA: sort of seriously doubting he evvven died
403.

404.
VA: but sure
405.

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TC: Sure.
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VA: i wouldn't waaant maaake-believvve deaaath to be aaa tortureous one
409.

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TC: you keep living in your dreamland.
411.

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TC: or aS thiS fellow playfully called it "miracle meadow" or Something.
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VA: MiRaaaClE mEaaaDoW
415.

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VA: aaassuming thaaat i believvve you
417.

418.
VA: why'd you kill him??
419.

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TC: becauSe he'S a waSte of life that'S why.
421.

422.
VA: oh okaaay
423.

424.
TC: babbling on about miracleS and faygo.
425.

426.
VA: aaand you're not?
427.

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TC: it'S repugnant.
429.

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VA: ...............
431.

432.
VA: oh god
433.

434.
VA: just whaaat we need
435.

436.
VA: equius cclone
437.

438.
TC: equiuS?
439.

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VA: your mother
441.

442.
VA: did you kill HP too
443.

444.
TC: let me gueSS, the one who iS into roboticS and Scandal.
445.

446.
VA: or waaas thaaat someone else
447.

448.
VA: oh
449.

450.
VA: yeaaah
451.

452.
VA: thaaat one
453.

454.
VA: aaalthough he isn't into sccaaandaaal
455.

456.
VA: ... i don't think
457.

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TC: the way he SwoonS over that robot.
459.

460.
TC: i'd Say he iS.
461.

462.
VA: aaahaaaaaaaaaaaa
463.

464.
VA: haaahaaa
465.

466.
VA: okaaay
467.

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VA: joke time ovvver
469.

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TC: he'S an idiot.
471.

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VA: who aaare you
473.

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VA: or should i maaake thaaat up too
475.

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VA: you're the demoncchild between equius aaand mr. vvvaaanillaaa milkshaaake
477.

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VA: aaand i wouldn't be surprised if thaaat waaas aaan aaacctuaaal shipping paaair.
479.

480.
TC: ugh.
481.

482.
TC: don't even get me Started.
483.

484.
VA: o_o
485.

486.
VA: okaaay
487.

488.
TC: now, you were aSking before.
489.

490.
TC: i'm afraid.
491.

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TC: that i cannot give you that information.
493.

494.
TC: Simply Sorry.
495.

496.
VA: wow
497.

498.
TC: but.
499.

500.
TC: if it helpS.
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VA: i ccould haaavvve seen thaaat one ccoming
503.

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VA: if it helpS, whaaat
505.

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TC: i can give you a Sort of cute name for me i SuppoSe.
507.

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VA: okaaay
509.

510.
VA: ... ooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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TC: call me that thing you Said before.
513.

514.
VA: you aaaren't working too haaard aaat sounding not like Docc Sccraaatcch....
515.

516.
VA: oh wow
517.

518.
VA: wow.
519.

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TC: krikkleSpottum...belly bluff i believe.
521.

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VA: Krikklespottum Bellybluff!
523.

524.
TC: Such a Silly name, why would you give Something So Souless this name?
525.

526.
VA: beccaaause
527.

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VA: it's sort of ridicculous
529.

530.
VA: like this whole situaaation
531.

532.
VA: but i'll humor you
533.

534.
VA: ??!?!?!? SOULLESS???
535.

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VA: PLEASE EXPLAIN.
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TC: i juSt thought it would be a fitting adjective for Something that goes around Slaying things like that mirthful juggalo So happily.
539.

540.
VA: ...........
541.

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VA: >:ccc
543.

544.
VA: he waaas the only juggaaalo i liked.
545.

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TC: pleaSe remember.
547.

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TC: he died Swiftly.
549.

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TC: Sort of.
551.

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VA: wow
553.

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VA: waaay to not leaaavvve it up to questioning if you're aaa ccomplete monster or not
555.

556.
VA: so waaas gaaamzee your only vvvicctim
557.

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VA: or did you kill aaanybody else
559.

560.
TC: oh i could go on for how long the viScera was in the air.
561.

562.
TC: it pleaSes me.
563.

564.
TC: oh.
565.

566.
TC: you wiSh to know more, do you.
567.

568.
VA: oh my gosh
569.

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VA: i ccaaannot believvve i just googled to find out whaaat aaa vvviscceraaa waaas
571.

572.
VA: aaat leaaast i'll get aaa new word for my vvvoccaaabulaaary out of this!
573.

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TC: my apologieS, or condolenceS.
575.

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VA: yeaaah sure, i waaannaaa know more
577.

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TC: well, there'S that cat troll.
579.

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VA: .............
581.

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VA: NEPETA WAS CUTE
583.

584.
VA: ;_________________;
585.

586.
VA: WHY HER DAMNIT
587.

588.
VA: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TALK TO HER YET
589.

590.
VA: NOT. FAIR.
591.

592.
TC: SpeakS like thiS right :33.
593.

594.
VA: no, speaaaks like
595.

596.
TC: like...
597.

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VA: :33 < *her sp33cch preccedes itself with the faaacce of her lusus who is paaawssibly the ccutest aaand purrhaaaps the bestest kitty she haaas evvver s33n!*
599.

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TC: oh.
601.

602.
VA: wow so
603.

604.
VA: we ccaaan maaark omnipotent off of the list now, right?
605.

606.
VA: would you define yourself aaas aaa socciopaaath or aaa psycchopaaath?
607.

608.
TC: i Suppose you could...
609.

610.
TC: Scratch him off the list.
611.

612.
TC: heh.
613.

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VA: okaaay
615.

616.
VA: wow
617.

618.
VA: you aaare reaaally persistaaant
619.

620.
VA: whaaat do you waaant?
621.

622.
TC: it'S fun to indulge on humor Sometimes.
623.

624.
VA: you succk aaat it
625.

626.
TC: like making a Skull do a puppet Show, it'S funny.
627.

628.
TC: try it Sometime.
629.

630.
VA: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
631.

632.
VA: sorry
633.

634.
VA: wow
635.

636.
TC: though if it helpS, i could be one, the other, or both.
637.

638.
VA: okaaay
639.

640.
VA: wwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooow
641.

642.
TC: did i Startle you.
643.

644.
VA: aaare you done?
645.

646.
TC: not quite.
647.

648.
VA: don't you haaavvve some other vvvicctim to murder or something
649.

650.
VA: why don't you try john
651.

652.
TC: what.
653.

654.
TC: you?
655.

656.
TC: not yet.
657.

658.
VA: me?
659.

660.
TC: john though.
661.

662.
VA: why me
663.

664.
TC: hmm.
665.

666.
TC: why anybody really.
667.

668.
TC: becauSe, Suffering iS fun.
669.

670.
VA: but if you kill john
671.

672.
VA: then aaall of his friends will suffer
673.

674.
VA: unlike with gaaamzee
675.

676.
VA: geez!
677.

678.
VA: why didn't you just go kill john.
679.

680.
VA: whaaat aaa waaaste of time!
681.

682.
TC: oh come on.
683.

684.
TC: think about it.
685.

686.
VA: this is ridicculous.
687.

688.
VA: think aaabout whaaat
689.

690.
VA: whaaat is there to think aaabout
691.

692.
TC: gamzee iS the Silly troll, he brings humor and kindneSS, Something unheard of for most trollS.
693.

694.
TC: he'S comforting.
695.

696.
TC: he'S made many friendS.
697.

698.
TC: he'S fun to talk to.
699.

700.
VA: ............
701.

702.
VA: i dislike you
703.

704.
VA: immensely
705.

706.
TC: if you wiSh for me to Spell it out.
707.

708.
TC: oh you get it.
709.

710.
VA: so is thaaat the saaame reaaason you killed HP?
711.

712.
TC: yeS.
713.

714.
VA: why don't you kill taaavvvros or something
715.

716.
VA: just leaaavvve no troll
717.

718.
VA: thaaat is nicce to taaalk to
719.

720.
VA: go aaall the waaay through
721.

722.
VA: aaaraaadiaaa might be aaa little haaard, seeing aaas she's aaalreaaady deaaad
723.

724.
VA: but kaaanaaayaaa's fresh meaaat!
725.

726.
TC: becauSe then i wouldn't get to relish in the tears of his Slam poetry brother loSS.
727.

728.
VA: wow
729.

730.
TC: oh kanaya hmm.
731.

732.
VA: ....................... wow.
733.

734.
VA: whaaat do you WANT????!??!?!
735.

736.
TC: miSery.
737.

738.
VA: djfkaaalsdjfaaaklsdjfklaaasdfjkaaasjdflaaajsdkflaa asdf
739.

740.
VA: i'm miseraaable taaalking to you
741.

742.
VA: haaappy??
743.

744.
TC: no.
745.

746.
VA: oh my god
747.

748.
VA: do i just haaavvve to waaait until you throw someone else's vvviScceraaa up in the aaair
749.

750.
VA: aaand procceed to pester me aaabout it
751.

752.
TC: true...delectible...Succulent miSery comeS from an overbearing amount of loSS.
753.

754.
TC: you get me.
755.

756.
TC: you really do.
757.

758.
VA: oh my god
759.

760.
VA: jfaaaksdljfaaaklsd
761.

762.
VA: i haaate your guts, ccaaan't you go aaawaaay
763.

764.
VA: seriously
765.

766.
VA: >_>
767.

768.
VA: ccaaan't you get this ovvver with
769.

770.
VA: so i ccaaan taaalk to people who aaare aaacctuaaally nicce!!
771.

772.
TC: i'll get over it when i get my meal.
773.

774.
TC: hunger Strikes.
775.

776.
VA: oh my god.
777.

778.
VA: aaare you ccaaannibaaal too
779.

780.
VA: the 'mystery'
781.

782.
VA: deepens
783.

784.
VA: .________________.
785.

786.
VA: jfdklaaajfdskfl i waaant gaaamzee baaacck
787.

788.
VA: he = waaay ccooler thaaan you
789.

790.
TC: that may be.
791.

792.
VA: oooooooooooooooh
793.

794.
VA: myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
795.

796.
VA: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooosh
797.

798.
TC: but thiS cool troll is Scattered acroSS hiS reSpiteblock, Somewhat.
799.

800.
VA: let's aaall taaake aaa breaaak
801.

802.
VA: fjaaaskdflaaajsdfjkjKLJDQljJDFKJSALDFJKLJDLFJA
803.

804.
VA: dfaaaosdhjfaaaksdfjsdkfhaaajksdaaaf
805.

806.
VA: jdfkaaaldjfaaaleiroqnwejhndccjdlfccjshdf
807.

808.
VA: *eaaats your faaacce*
809.

810.
VA: end of story
811.

812.
VA: you aaare now faaacceless
813.

814.
TC: who Said i had a face to begin with.
815.

816.
VA: ..................................
817.

818.
VA: you aaare not
819.

820.
VA: implying
821.

822.
VA: thaaat
823.

824.
VA: jusst saaaying, you aaaren't.
825.

826.
VA: waaait, let me mourn for aaa bit http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
827.

828.
VA: okaaay
829.

830.
VA: now you ccaaan get baaacck to
831.

832.
TC: mourn for what.
833.

834.
VA: oh forget it
835.

836.
TC: i do not underStand.
837.

838.
VA: you soulless, faaacceless, evvvil person
839.

840.
VA: you're not supposed to
841.

842.
VA: mister soulless.
843.

844.
VA: ... haaahaaah thaaat sounds like sollux, aaalmost
845.

846.
TC: Sollux?
847.

848.
VA: don't evvven go there
849.

850.
VA: aaanywaaays
851.

852.
VA: haaavvve fun eaaating i guess ;\
853.

854.
VA: *:\
855.

856.
TC: once you are ready.
857.

858.
VA: reaaady for whaaat
859.

860.
TC: what indeed.
861.

862.
VA: ................................................
863.

864.
VA: .................................................. .................................................. .........................
865.

866.
VA: CAN YOU GO BACK TO BEING GAMZEE NOW
867.

868.
TC: FuCkIn SuRe GiRl.
869.

870.
TC: XoD hOnK hOnK hOnK hOnK hOnK
871.

872.
VA: FJASIDKLFAJSDLFJAKLSDJF
873.

874.
VA: WAS THAT ALL I HAD TO SAY
875.

876.
TC: YuP.
877.

878.
VA: SERIOUSLY?????
879.

880.
TC: )
881.

882.
VA: oh my gosh
883.

884.
VA: why didn't i saaay thaaat
885.

886.
TC: wElL nOt ReAlLy GiRl.
887.

888.
TC: SoRtA lIkE hAd To WaIt FoR hP tO gImMe ThE sIg!
889.

890.
TC: sHiT tHaT wAs So MoThErFuCkIn MiRaCuLoUs.
891.

892.
VA: evvvil
893.

894.
TC: ThReE pRaNkS iN oNe NiGhT!
895.

896.
VA: evvvil
897.

898.
VA: evvvil
899.

900.
VA: evvvilevvvilevvvil

[entropicage]

I hate myself for doing that because I know I shouldn't click links I know are bad, and yet, I still do, but!

all it was was a furry site, and a SFW one at that. at least as far as I was willing to click it was SFW.

I'm not a fantastic troll, I admit. I didn't want to risk someone being at work for the sake of a joke. SO I sent him a tame pic. >_>