I know I'm SUPER LATE, but this looked really cool and, like Awkward Turtle, I'd love to help out in any way. Umm, I'm not planning to audition for a voice, but I'd be happy to do small jobs to help y'all, like "running errands" (whatever that may mean for y'all) or something. I don't know, this just seemed like a nifty idea and I wanted to support y'all in any way that I could!
Good luck to y'all, I bet that y'all are gonna make something spectacular!
"If I saw my kid on their iPod at dinner, I would instantly assume they were talking to a creepy old guy."
- a friend
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
- C. S. Lewis Jay-Arr is very silly. (It's another pointless formspring you guys.)
so a group of us spent the night in IRC chat, and then this happened.
23:02 RogerMexico DO NOT WANT
23:02 Mirakelsey YOU'RE A HORRIBLE HUSBAND TELEHARMONIC
23:02 Fawn and my husband doesn't even care
23:02 Fawn he's like
23:02 Teleharmonic hauls in three gross of kleenex
23:02 Fawn oh yeah Fawn you look evil
23:02 Teleharmonic No woman no cry!
23:03 Fawn and I'm like no I don't
23:03 Fawn and he ignores it
23:03 Fawn YEAH DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN
23:03 Teleharmonic is a broken man
23:03 RogerMexico nice allusion, broseph stalin
23:03 Mirakelsey that bastard
23:03 Teleharmonic Baby I can change!
23:03 VeggieBLT you bastard
23:03 Mirakelsey XDDDD
23:03 Fawn YEAH RIGHT
23:03 Fawn YOU WON'T EVEN CARE FOR OUR THIRD WORLD BABIES
23:03 Fawn I HAVE TO DO IT ALL MYSELF
23:03 Teleharmonic THAT WAS THE DEAL WOMAN
23:03 Fawn NO THE DEAL WAS THAT I'M THE BOSS
23:03 Fawn AND THAT YOU LISTEN TO ME
23:03 Mirakelsey she is always the boss
23:03 Mirakelsey always
23:03 Fawn AND YET HERE I AM
23:03 Fawn CRYING
23:03 Teleharmonic I am POSITIVE that wasn't in the vows...
23:03 RogerMexico NO BABIES NO PROBLEM
23:04 VeggieBLT that makes you the bitch Teleharmonic!
23:04 Fawn SURROUNDED BY MY THOUSANDS OF THIRD WORLD BABIES
23:04 Mirakelsey I wrote it in last minute
23:04 Teleharmonic GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
23:04 RogerMexico tele, summon pol pot, if you would be so kind
23:04 Mirakelsey yeah I'm sneaky
23:04 Mirakelsey sneakysneakysneaky
23:04 Fawn starts crying
23:04 Teleharmonic I... I thought you'd be different Fawn! Not like all the others!
23:04 RogerMexico he might be able to rectify your situation
23:04 Fawn is sobbing uncontrollably
23:04 Teleharmonic I thought... that you'd care for me, for me!
23:04 Fawn HOW CAN I WHEN YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME
23:05 Teleharmonic Not just for my incredibly delicious voice and my third-world-baby-rearing abilities!
23:05 *** RogerMexico is now known as KarkatVantas
23:05 Teleharmonic BUT I DO SWEETIEPUMPKINMUFFINCAKE! I DO!
23:05 KarkatVantas STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE!
23:05 KarkatVantas IT'S A REPUGNANT QUALITY
23:05 Teleharmonic Oi. Vantas. Quit watching movies for girls, shitblood.
23:05 Fawn I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
23:05 KarkatVantas LISTEN UP HERE YOU NOOKSLURPING SHITSPONGE
23:06 KarkatVantas ROMCOMS ARE A WORK OF ART EXPLORING THE VARIOUS QUADRANTS OF THE TROLL RELATIONSHIP MATRIX
23:06 cynicalCanasian oh man
23:06 VeggieBLT uh
23:06 VeggieBLT Imma just leave now
23:06 Mirakelsey Hi Karkat.
23:06 VeggieBLT night all
23:07 Mirakelsey night!
23:07 Teleharmonic 'night!
23:07 Metman night!
23:07 *** VeggieBLT quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
23:07 KarkatVantas WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY NOOKSEEPING FUCK DO YOU WANT
23:07 Mirakelsey Hi.
23:07 KarkatVantas NO
23:07 Kebs Nookseeping is a good word.
23:07 KarkatVantas JUST NO
23:07 Mirakelsey just yes, Karkat
23:07 Mirakelsey ~yes~
23:07 KarkatVantas I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE FUCK I GOT IN HERE
23:08 Teleharmonic Rift mechanics?
23:08 Mirakelsey magic
23:08 Mirakelsey and
23:08 Mirakelsey miracles
23:08 KarkatVantas IF I FIND THAT BICHROMATIC FREAK I WILL EVISCERATE HIM AND SHOW HIM HIS OWN FUCKING PROTEIN CHUTE
23:08 KarkatVantas NO
23:08 KarkatVantas NO
23:08 KarkatVantas NO
23:08 KarkatVantas FUCK MIRACLES
23:08 Mirakelsey WHAT I WILL PUNCH YOU
23:08 KarkatVantas DONT YOU EVEN START WITH ME WOMAN
23:08 Mirakelsey I KNOW ABOUT YOU MUTANT BLOOD KARKAT
23:08 Mirakelsey I KNOW.
23:08 Teleharmonic Kids! Keep it civil in here! There was already one argument going on.
23:08 KarkatVantas I WILL BURN A HOLE THROUGH YOUR FUCKING BONE BULGE WITH MY CONCENTRATED HATRED
23:09 Metman yeah guys
23:09 Fawn I know and I still haven't recovered from the pain
23:09 Metman keep it serious and professional
23:09 Teleharmonic WHICH WE HAVEN'T FINISHED BY THE WAY
23:09 Fawn is still crying over here
23:09 Mirakelsey XDDD
23:09 Teleharmonic I... I'm helpless confronted with the sight of a crying woman
23:09 Teleharmonic I just don't know what to DOOOO
23:09 Teleharmonic I feel... I feel the strangest thing...
23:09 Teleharmonic Something...
23:09 Teleharmonic changing...
23:09 Mirakelsey XD
23:09 Teleharmonic oh no...
23:09 Teleharmonic NO IT'S HIM...
23:09 Teleharmonic IT'S HIIIIIMMMMM
23:09 *** Teleharmonic is now known as DocScratch
23:09 Mirakelsey what
23:09 Mirakelsey OH MAN
23:09 DocScratch Well now.
23:09 DocScratch Isn't this exciting.
23:09 Mirakelsey OH MANNNN
23:10 Mirakelsey WHERE THE FUCK IS SN0WMAN
23:10 *** GeneralIvan joined #MSPlayers
23:10 Mirakelsey AND MY FELT SHENANIGANS
23:10 KarkatVantas (MIRAKELSEY IF YOU BREATHE ONE WORD TO ANY OF THESE DOUCHEBAGS I WILL BURN A HOLE FROM THIS FUCKING ASTEROID THROUGH PARADOX SPACE AND INTO YOUR SORRY LITTLE FUCKING DIMENSION)
23:10 DocScratch Hmm? Probably wandered off doing violence to someone who may or may not deserve it.
23:10 Metman you havent missed much ivan
23:10 Mirakelsey I'M WATCHING YOU VANTAS
23:10 DocScratch She has that in common with this planet's extirpated natives.
23:10 GeneralIvan Mkay
23:10 Mirakelsey Felt Shenanigans. I want them.
23:11 DocScratch They become repetitive, I assure you.
23:11 *** Fawn is now known as Snowman
23:11 KarkatVantas YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY TRACK ME WITH YOUR INFERIOR EARTH TECHNOLOGY
23:11 Mirakelsey I WIN
23:11 DocScratch Ah. There you are.
23:11 Snowman What are you even doing in here, Scratch?
23:11 Mirakelsey YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT
23:11 Mirakelsey HUH
23:11 DocScratch I'm not entirely certain.
23:11 DocScratch I appear to have been... summoned.
23:11 Snowman Hm.
23:11 KarkatVantas I COULD HACK APART YOUR EARTH SERVERS LIKE THEY WERE DRIED SOPOR SLIME
23:11 Snowman Not entirely in control of yourself, are you?
23:11 DocScratch There is a sense that this body, or at any rate these surroundings, were in someone else's possession a moment ago.
23:12 Snowman You're losing your touch.
23:12 DocScratch My grip on events remains as firm -- and subtle -- as it ever was.
23:12 KarkatVantas HEY MIRAKELSEY WHATS THE MATTER
23:12 KarkatVantas CANT HANDLE MY SUPERIOR TROLL INTELLECT IS THAT IT
23:13 Mirakelsey SORRY I WAS DEALING WITH MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS THAN YOUR UGLY FACE
23:13 DocScratch Every so often, I am presented with an unexpected or unfamiliar situation.
23:13 Snowman Really? Then how did you manage to get summoned here?
23:13 DocScratch And I master it, and learn from it.
23:13 KarkatVantas MY UGLY FACE
23:13 KarkatVantas LOOK WHOS TALKING
23:13 Snowman I'm wholly unimpressed, Scratch.
23:13 Mirakelsey WHAT EXCUSE ME
23:13 DocScratch That is your default emotional state, yes.
23:13 Snowman You know me too well.
23:13 DocScratch And it often has little bearing on the events at hand.
23:13 KarkatVantas YOU MAKE SOLLUX LOOK LIKE ONE OF YOUR FILTHY EARTH MODELS
23:14 DocScratch I think I can say without fear of contradiction that I've known you longer than any living being. Except four.
23:14 KarkatVantas PRANCING AROUND ON A RIDICULOUS FASHION WALKWAY LIKE HES BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST MUTANT
23:14 cynicalCanasian KARKAT CAN I LOVE YOU
23:14 Mirakelsey Tyra Banks would be proud.
23:14 Snowman And yet I still have my secrets. For someone so omniscient you don't know a damn lot.
23:14 KarkatVantas TYRA BANKS CAN POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE
23:15 DocScratch I am omniscient. And anything I don't know yet, I will.
23:15 KarkatVantas AS CAN YOU FOR THAT MATTER
23:15 DocScratch I suppose any sentient life form could make the same claim...
23:15 DocScratch But I can live up to it.
23:15 cynicalCanasian WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
23:15 KarkatVantas THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME FROM THIS FILTHY PLANET OF YOURS IS WILL SMITH
23:15 Snowman Therefore I remain wholly unimpressed.
23:15 DocScratch And entirely in character, my dear.
23:15 Mirakelsey felt shenanigans.
23:15 KarkatVantas HE IS A GOD
23:15 Metman The Doc Scratch & Snowman Vanilla Milkshake Variety Hour
23:15 Metman Special guest, Karkat Vantas
23:15 KarkatVantas FUCK
23:15 Snowman Hm. Your condescension does nothing flattering for you.
23:15 Mirakelsey FUCK YEAH!
23:16 KarkatVantas HOW AM I A GUEST
23:16 KarkatVantas GET ME OFF OF THERE
23:16 Metman your name is too ugly for top billing
23:16 KarkatVantas CAAAAAAPPPTTTOOOORRR
23:16 KarkatVantas I WILL KILL YOU
23:16 Metman show business for you
23:16 DocScratch The little troll-child can leave the same way he arrived.
23:16 DocScratch He's always had that choice.
23:16 DocScratch It does always come down to choices, in the end.
23:16 Snowman Covered in bruises?
23:16 KarkatVantas WHO IN THE NAME OF TROLL JEGUS ARE YOU
23:16 cynicalCanasian
23:16 cynicalCanasian :U
23:16 DocScratch That's your department.
23:16 Snowman Yes, it is.
23:16 cynicalCanasian are we roleplaying now
23:17 Metman Marvel and delight as the dynamic dastardly duo launch into their paradox space renowned version of "Anything you can do, I can do better"
23:17 GeneralIvan : I
23:17 KarkatVantas WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
23:17 KarkatVantas HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
23:17 KarkatVantas WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME
23:17 cynicalCanasian IVAN
23:17 cynicalCanasian WHEN DID YOU GET HERE
23:17 Snowman Anything you can do I can do better—you know what, fuck this, I don't need to prove it through song.
23:17 cynicalCanasian gosh
23:18 DocScratch I've yet to see you prove it at all...
23:18 Metman wasn't that just great folks?
23:18 KarkatVantas WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
23:18 DocScratch Ah. I believe my mission is fulfilled.
23:18 Metman Canceled after one episode
23:18 Metman great
23:18 cynicalCanasian ivan
23:18 DocScratch I expect you haven't seen the last of me.
23:18 cynicalCanasian can you go register your nick?
23:18 Mirakelsey man Snowman, what about the shenanigans
23:18 DocScratch What a tangled web we weave, no?
23:18 Mirakelsey song is clearly listed in shenanigans
23:18 DocScratch Adieu.
23:18 *** DocScratch is now known as Teleharmonic
23:18 KarkatVantas SOMEBODY TELL ME BEFORE I DO A FUCKING ACROBATIC PIROUETTE RIGHT OFF THIS FUCKING ASTEROID
23:18 Teleharmonic ...what?
23:18 Snowman Shenanigans? I don't have to pander to you, child.
23:18 Teleharmonic What the fuck? Snowman?
23:18 *** Snowman is now known as Fawn
23:18 Fawn what?
23:18 Fawn who?
23:18 Teleharmonic I...
23:18 GeneralIvan Wat
23:19 Metman nothing
23:19 Teleharmonic I feel dizzy.
23:19 KarkatVantas WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
23:19 Teleharmonic Is that normal?
23:19 Fawn might be
23:19 Metman I think we were talking about the script
23:19 KarkatVantas FUCK
23:19 KarkatVantas FUCK THIS
23:19 Fawn it is after 2 AM
23:19 Metman and everyone fell asleep
23:19 KarkatVantas I'M GOING TO GO GIVE CAPTOR A FUCKING PIECE OF MY MIND
23:19 *** KarkatVantas is now known as RogerMexico
23:20 RogerMexico hey guys
23:20 Teleharmonic Hey, Rog!
23:20 RogerMexico did i miss anything?
23:20 Teleharmonic I'm not sure, I think I kinda passed out.
23:20 RogerMexico it looks like someone hacked my account
23:20 RogerMexico i got kicked out for a bit
23:20 RogerMexico and suddenly the server let me back on
23:20 RogerMexico you okay, tele?
23:21 Teleharmonic Probably.
23:21 RogerMexico that's good
23:21 RogerMexico you know, i went to doctor camp
23:21 RogerMexico that makes me qualified
23:21 RogerMexico i think
23:21 RogerMexico what are your symptoms?
23:21 Fawn I'm like
23:21 Fawn here
23:21 Fawn or something
Last edited by RogerMexico; 08-12-2010 at 01:40 AM.
Reason: whoops accidental post
Wow, I can't believe it. Over the course of about a day this went from "thing that probably isn't going to happen" to an actual project, with leaders and roles and stuff. I AM PROUD, MSPA FORUMS. YOU HAVE MADE ME PROUD.
so a group of us spent the night in IRC chat, and then this happened.
23:02 RogerMexico DO NOT WANT
23:02 Mirakelsey YOU'RE A HORRIBLE HUSBAND TELEHARMONIC
23:02 Fawn and my husband doesn't even care
23:02 Fawn he's like
23:02 Teleharmonic hauls in three gross of kleenex
23:02 Fawn oh yeah Fawn you look evil
23:02 Teleharmonic No woman no cry!
23:03 Fawn and I'm like no I don't
23:03 Fawn and he ignores it
23:03 Fawn YEAH DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN
23:03 Teleharmonic is a broken man
23:03 RogerMexico nice allusion, broseph stalin
23:03 Mirakelsey that bastard
23:03 Teleharmonic Baby I can change!
23:03 VeggieBLT you bastard
23:03 Mirakelsey XDDDD
23:03 Fawn YEAH RIGHT
23:03 Fawn YOU WON'T EVEN CARE FOR OUR THIRD WORLD BABIES
23:03 Fawn I HAVE TO DO IT ALL MYSELF
23:03 Teleharmonic THAT WAS THE DEAL WOMAN
23:03 Fawn NO THE DEAL WAS THAT I'M THE BOSS
23:03 Fawn AND THAT YOU LISTEN TO ME
23:03 Mirakelsey she is always the boss
23:03 Mirakelsey always
23:03 Fawn AND YET HERE I AM
23:03 Fawn CRYING
23:03 Teleharmonic I am POSITIVE that wasn't in the vows...
23:03 RogerMexico NO BABIES NO PROBLEM
23:04 VeggieBLT that makes you the bitch Teleharmonic!
23:04 Fawn SURROUNDED BY MY THOUSANDS OF THIRD WORLD BABIES
23:04 Mirakelsey I wrote it in last minute
23:04 Teleharmonic GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
23:04 RogerMexico tele, summon pol pot, if you would be so kind
23:04 Mirakelsey yeah I'm sneaky
23:04 Mirakelsey sneakysneakysneaky
23:04 Fawn starts crying
23:04 Teleharmonic I... I thought you'd be different Fawn! Not like all the others!
23:04 RogerMexico he might be able to rectify your situation
23:04 Fawn is sobbing uncontrollably
23:04 Teleharmonic I thought... that you'd care for me, for me!
23:04 Fawn HOW CAN I WHEN YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME
23:05 Teleharmonic Not just for my incredibly delicious voice and my third-world-baby-rearing abilities!
23:05 *** RogerMexico is now known as KarkatVantas
23:05 Teleharmonic BUT I DO SWEETIEPUMPKINMUFFINCAKE! I DO!
23:05 KarkatVantas STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE!
23:05 KarkatVantas IT'S A REPUGNANT QUALITY
23:05 Teleharmonic Oi. Vantas. Quit watching movies for girls, shitblood.
23:05 Fawn I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
23:05 KarkatVantas LISTEN UP HERE YOU NOOKSLURPING SHITSPONGE
23:06 KarkatVantas ROMCOMS ARE A WORK OF ART EXPLORING THE VARIOUS QUADRANTS OF THE TROLL RELATIONSHIP MATRIX
23:06 cynicalCanasian oh man
23:06 VeggieBLT uh
23:06 VeggieBLT Imma just leave now
23:06 Mirakelsey Hi Karkat.
23:06 VeggieBLT night all
23:07 Mirakelsey night!
23:07 Teleharmonic 'night!
23:07 Metman night!
23:07 *** VeggieBLT quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
23:07 KarkatVantas WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY NOOKSEEPING FUCK DO YOU WANT
23:07 Mirakelsey Hi.
23:07 KarkatVantas NO
23:07 Kebs Nookseeping is a good word.
23:07 KarkatVantas JUST NO
23:07 Mirakelsey just yes, Karkat
23:07 Mirakelsey ~yes~
23:07 KarkatVantas I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE FUCK I GOT IN HERE
23:08 Teleharmonic Rift mechanics?
23:08 Mirakelsey magic
23:08 Mirakelsey and
23:08 Mirakelsey miracles
23:08 KarkatVantas IF I FIND THAT BICHROMATIC FREAK I WILL EVISCERATE HIM AND SHOW HIM HIS OWN FUCKING PROTEIN CHUTE
23:08 KarkatVantas NO
23:08 KarkatVantas NO
23:08 KarkatVantas NO
23:08 KarkatVantas FUCK MIRACLES
23:08 Mirakelsey WHAT I WILL PUNCH YOU
23:08 KarkatVantas DONT YOU EVEN START WITH ME WOMAN
23:08 Mirakelsey I KNOW ABOUT YOU MUTANT BLOOD KARKAT
23:08 Mirakelsey I KNOW.
23:08 Teleharmonic Kids! Keep it civil in here! There was already one argument going on.
23:08 KarkatVantas I WILL BURN A HOLE THROUGH YOUR FUCKING BONE BULGE WITH MY CONCENTRATED HATRED
23:09 Metman yeah guys
23:09 Fawn I know and I still haven't recovered from the pain
23:09 Metman keep it serious and professional
23:09 Teleharmonic WHICH WE HAVEN'T FINISHED BY THE WAY
23:09 Fawn is still crying over here
23:09 Mirakelsey XDDD
23:09 Teleharmonic I... I'm helpless confronted with the sight of a crying woman
23:09 Teleharmonic I just don't know what to DOOOO
23:09 Teleharmonic I feel... I feel the strangest thing...
23:09 Teleharmonic Something...
23:09 Teleharmonic changing...
23:09 Mirakelsey XD
23:09 Teleharmonic oh no...
23:09 Teleharmonic NO IT'S HIM...
23:09 Teleharmonic IT'S HIIIIIMMMMM
23:09 *** Teleharmonic is now known as DocScratch
23:09 Mirakelsey what
23:09 Mirakelsey OH MAN
23:09 DocScratch Well now.
23:09 DocScratch Isn't this exciting.
23:09 Mirakelsey OH MANNNN
23:10 Mirakelsey WHERE THE FUCK IS SN0WMAN
23:10 *** GeneralIvan joined #MSPlayers
23:10 Mirakelsey AND MY FELT SHENANIGANS
23:10 KarkatVantas (MIRAKELSEY IF YOU BREATHE ONE WORD TO ANY OF THESE DOUCHEBAGS I WILL BURN A HOLE FROM THIS FUCKING ASTEROID THROUGH PARADOX SPACE AND INTO YOUR SORRY LITTLE FUCKING DIMENSION)
23:10 DocScratch Hmm? Probably wandered off doing violence to someone who may or may not deserve it.
23:10 Metman you havent missed much ivan
23:10 Mirakelsey I'M WATCHING YOU VANTAS
23:10 DocScratch She has that in common with this planet's extirpated natives.
23:10 GeneralIvan Mkay
23:10 Mirakelsey Felt Shenanigans. I want them.
23:11 DocScratch They become repetitive, I assure you.
23:11 *** Fawn is now known as Snowman
23:11 KarkatVantas YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY TRACK ME WITH YOUR INFERIOR EARTH TECHNOLOGY
23:11 Mirakelsey I WIN
23:11 DocScratch Ah. There you are.
23:11 Snowman What are you even doing in here, Scratch?
23:11 Mirakelsey YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT
23:11 Mirakelsey HUH
23:11 DocScratch I'm not entirely certain.
23:11 DocScratch I appear to have been... summoned.
23:11 Snowman Hm.
23:11 KarkatVantas I COULD HACK APART YOUR EARTH SERVERS LIKE THEY WERE DRIED SOPOR SLIME
23:11 Snowman Not entirely in control of yourself, are you?
23:11 DocScratch There is a sense that this body, or at any rate these surroundings, were in someone else's possession a moment ago.
23:12 Snowman You're losing your touch.
23:12 DocScratch My grip on events remains as firm -- and subtle -- as it ever was.
23:12 KarkatVantas HEY MIRAKELSEY WHATS THE MATTER
23:12 KarkatVantas CANT HANDLE MY SUPERIOR TROLL INTELLECT IS THAT IT
23:13 Mirakelsey SORRY I WAS DEALING WITH MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS THAN YOUR UGLY FACE
23:13 DocScratch Every so often, I am presented with an unexpected or unfamiliar situation.
23:13 Snowman Really? Then how did you manage to get summoned here?
23:13 DocScratch And I master it, and learn from it.
23:13 KarkatVantas MY UGLY FACE
23:13 KarkatVantas LOOK WHOS TALKING
23:13 Snowman I'm wholly unimpressed, Scratch.
23:13 Mirakelsey WHAT EXCUSE ME
23:13 DocScratch That is your default emotional state, yes.
23:13 Snowman You know me too well.
23:13 DocScratch And it often has little bearing on the events at hand.
23:13 KarkatVantas YOU MAKE SOLLUX LOOK LIKE ONE OF YOUR FILTHY EARTH MODELS
23:14 DocScratch I think I can say without fear of contradiction that I've known you longer than any living being. Except four.
23:14 KarkatVantas PRANCING AROUND ON A RIDICULOUS FASHION WALKWAY LIKE HES BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST MUTANT
23:14 cynicalCanasian KARKAT CAN I LOVE YOU
23:14 Mirakelsey Tyra Banks would be proud.
23:14 Snowman And yet I still have my secrets. For someone so omniscient you don't know a damn lot.
23:14 KarkatVantas TYRA BANKS CAN POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE
23:15 DocScratch I am omniscient. And anything I don't know yet, I will.
23:15 KarkatVantas AS CAN YOU FOR THAT MATTER
23:15 DocScratch I suppose any sentient life form could make the same claim...
23:15 DocScratch But I can live up to it.
23:15 cynicalCanasian WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
23:15 KarkatVantas THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME FROM THIS FILTHY PLANET OF YOURS IS WILL SMITH
23:15 Snowman Therefore I remain wholly unimpressed.
23:15 DocScratch And entirely in character, my dear.
23:15 Mirakelsey felt shenanigans.
23:15 KarkatVantas HE IS A GOD
23:15 Metman The Doc Scratch & Snowman Vanilla Milkshake Variety Hour
23:15 Metman Special guest, Karkat Vantas
23:15 KarkatVantas FUCK
23:15 Snowman Hm. Your condescension does nothing flattering for you.
23:15 Mirakelsey FUCK YEAH!
23:16 KarkatVantas HOW AM I A GUEST
23:16 KarkatVantas GET ME OFF OF THERE
23:16 Metman your name is too ugly for top billing
23:16 KarkatVantas CAAAAAAPPPTTTOOOORRR
23:16 KarkatVantas I WILL KILL YOU
23:16 Metman show business for you
23:16 DocScratch The little troll-child can leave the same way he arrived.
23:16 DocScratch He's always had that choice.
23:16 DocScratch It does always come down to choices, in the end.
23:16 Snowman Covered in bruises?
23:16 KarkatVantas WHO IN THE NAME OF TROLL JEGUS ARE YOU
23:16 cynicalCanasian
23:16 cynicalCanasian :U
23:16 DocScratch That's your department.
23:16 Snowman Yes, it is.
23:16 cynicalCanasian are we roleplaying now
23:17 Metman Marvel and delight as the dynamic dastardly duo launch into their paradox space renowned version of "Anything you can do, I can do better"
23:17 GeneralIvan : I
23:17 KarkatVantas WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
23:17 KarkatVantas HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
23:17 KarkatVantas WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME
23:17 cynicalCanasian IVAN
23:17 cynicalCanasian WHEN DID YOU GET HERE
23:17 Snowman Anything you can do I can do better—you know what, fuck this, I don't need to prove it through song.
23:17 cynicalCanasian gosh
23:18 DocScratch I've yet to see you prove it at all...
23:18 Metman wasn't that just great folks?
23:18 KarkatVantas WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
23:18 DocScratch Ah. I believe my mission is fulfilled.
23:18 Metman Canceled after one episode
23:18 Metman great
23:18 cynicalCanasian ivan
23:18 DocScratch I expect you haven't seen the last of me.
23:18 cynicalCanasian can you go register your nick?
23:18 Mirakelsey man Snowman, what about the shenanigans
23:18 DocScratch What a tangled web we weave, no?
23:18 Mirakelsey song is clearly listed in shenanigans
23:18 DocScratch Adieu.
23:18 *** DocScratch is now known as Teleharmonic
23:18 KarkatVantas SOMEBODY TELL ME BEFORE I DO A FUCKING ACROBATIC PIROUETTE RIGHT OFF THIS FUCKING ASTEROID
23:18 Teleharmonic ...what?
23:18 Snowman Shenanigans? I don't have to pander to you, child.
23:18 Teleharmonic What the fuck? Snowman?
23:18 *** Snowman is now known as Fawn
23:18 Fawn what?
23:18 Fawn who?
23:18 Teleharmonic I...
23:18 GeneralIvan Wat
23:19 Metman nothing
23:19 Teleharmonic I feel dizzy.
23:19 KarkatVantas WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
23:19 Teleharmonic Is that normal?
23:19 Fawn might be
23:19 Metman I think we were talking about the script
23:19 KarkatVantas FUCK
23:19 KarkatVantas FUCK THIS
23:19 Fawn it is after 2 AM
23:19 Metman and everyone fell asleep
23:19 KarkatVantas I'M GOING TO GO GIVE CAPTOR A FUCKING PIECE OF MY MIND
23:19 *** KarkatVantas is now known as RogerMexico
23:20 RogerMexico hey guys
23:20 Teleharmonic Hey, Rog!
23:20 RogerMexico did i miss anything?
23:20 Teleharmonic I'm not sure, I think I kinda passed out.
23:20 RogerMexico it looks like someone hacked my account
23:20 RogerMexico i got kicked out for a bit
23:20 RogerMexico and suddenly the server let me back on
23:20 RogerMexico you okay, tele?
23:21 Teleharmonic Probably.
23:21 RogerMexico that's good
23:21 RogerMexico you know, i went to doctor camp
23:21 RogerMexico that makes me qualified
23:21 RogerMexico i think
23:21 RogerMexico what are your symptoms?
23:21 Fawn I'm like
23:21 Fawn here
23:21 Fawn or something
I go to sleep and this is what happens?
I fail to sleep for 1 hour, and this is what happens?
I just am asking why she is selling sausages at a funeral.
Originally Posted by inexpediency
Everyone is a hedgehog...on the inside.
Originally Posted by Tesseract
On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob
Originally Posted by Jitka
fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate
that is my favorite hexametaphosphate
Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense
Originally Posted by Catbread
Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.
Originally Posted by ranasan
Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.
18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!
All right, I've never done voice acting before, but I would be wiling to give it a shot. I would also be pretty happy to do some music for the play.
Honestly I think a team of foley artists/music people would be good, just like the actual comic. That would help split the load, I guess. Just say like "Okay YOU with the chiptune experience make this fast, dark sounding thing and YOU rework the Showtime theme into a happy solo piano piece. Keep em short okay go"
All right, I've never done voice acting before, but I would be wiling to give it a shot. I would also be pretty happy to do some music for the play.
Honestly I think a team of foley artists/music people would be good, just like the actual comic. That would help split the load, I guess. Just say like "Okay YOU with the chiptune experience make this fast, dark sounding thing and YOU rework the Showtime theme into a happy solo piano piece. Keep em short okay go"
Wait that's what music people do
Because I can't do that
but I will spend my free time looking for suitable music and artists
To sign up and/or use
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
I just am asking why she is selling sausages at a funeral.
Originally Posted by inexpediency
Everyone is a hedgehog...on the inside.
Originally Posted by Tesseract
On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob
Originally Posted by Jitka
fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate
that is my favorite hexametaphosphate
Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense
Originally Posted by Catbread
Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.
Originally Posted by ranasan
Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.
18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Awesome, everyone, thank you so much for your suggestions and for volunteering to help out! (Dacen, we should talk about that with anyone else who is interested in music, as even if we get permission to use some pre-existing themes, I'm sure there will be a need for more music! We'll chat.)
I'm currently in the process of making a big ol' infodump about everything you need to know, so stay tuned for that.
Wait that's what music people do
Because I can't do that
but I will spend my free time looking for suitable music and artists
To sign up and/or use
Well, I mean not always. Andrew does things sort of differently in that he just has a bunch of people constantly making stuff and he picks one he likes and works from that. But I'm pretty sure how it works normally is that the music guy/team is given some input from the director(s) before the fact into kind of the direction they should take the music.
It's still pretty open and freeform, but you are given parameters.
Which honestly I think makes things easier because you've already had some of the thinking done for you already.
I did one show for a student drama festival where I didn't have ANYTHING from the director; she was just all "Okay do whatever, I trust you".
And I made this fucking goofy preshow music (which is what was requested) with this goofy oom-pa-pa feel to it and these goofy horn-shots in awful midi trumpet sound, and was like "No this is awful!" But it came down to the wire and I had to give it to her, and it turned out that it was the most hilarious pre show music ever because the hornshots were, by some act of god, timed perfectly to fall in the most hilarious spots possible.
And I also had to make horrible corny jazz music so I just picked a Kenny G CD off the wall and bummed one of his chord progressions. (Kenny G does this to himself all the time) I played it as a duet with a sax player friend of mine.
We called it "Never Stunning".
Goooood times.
Kaykay Von Fawn, looking forward to massive infodumpe tyme.
e:NaS eeeeeewwwwww
First off, I would like to thank nextian for starting this out for us and for being incredibly helpful even though the weight of running this thing is now my job. YOU ROCK!
Now, let’s get down to business to defeat the Huns:
* The script is currently being adapted to fit in radio play style by our awesome Writing Team, led by Random Encounter.
* The Script Editing Team is there to proofread the writers' work, not only for errors but also to have an impartial look at the content. The Head Script Editor is Teleharmonic.
* The episodes are roughly 20-25 minutes long.
* Here is the current cast list. All of the remaining characters—minor parts, characters that were introduced after audition deadlines, etc—will be cast after Hivebent ends and we get a sense of who we need. I'll announce the third round of auditions when we know what's going on. Anyone is invited to audition, so long as they have read and are fans of the comic!
* Readthroughs, rehearsals, and character meetings are held in our Vent Server or on Skype. Octopimp is my wonderful assistant director, and will be running some meetings in my stead if I can't be there or am in the scene itself.
* When dialogue is recorded, it will be sent over to the Sound Editors. They will be in charge of dialogue editing, mixing, adding sound effects, etc. ZingDev is the Head of Sound, and will be making the final mix. (Bless him!)
* The SFX Team is in charge of finding and creating SFX, which includes digital sounds and foley. If you're at all interested in recording SFX, please contact Alestance, our chief of sound, or just keep an eye on the thread.
* Original music for the Radio Play is being created by our Music Team, headed up by Dacen. Contact him if you're interested!
* When this is done, it will ideally air on Skaianet. More info TBA.
- Whether or not you are in the cast or on any of the teams, we invite you to hang out with us! Our permanent IRC home is irc.skaia.net, channel #MSPlayers. (You can get there via the Mibbit Link or through the IRC client of your choice.) Due to past events we won't be posting our Vent information to the thread, so if you would like to join us please PM me and I'll give you the information.
If you have some feedback to give about any aspect of the radio play, just PM me. It's really great to have opinions but I find that posting them here can start a lot of drama and I would really like this process to be as drama-free as possible. (Ambitious, given the nature of the project, but what can I say?)
That said, I'm more than welcome to hear any criticism you might have, so long as you PM it to me. As the lady in charge, I already give notes to the cast and crew, so if you point out something that I haven't noticed then I'll be able to synthesize it into my feedback. Your opinion will count and nobody gets hurt, which, to me, sounds like the best of all possible worlds.
And if you have any other questions, please PM me or my two producers, ArianaDream and Zigkirby!
Last edited by Von Fawn; 11-16-2010 at 04:54 PM.
Reason: MOAR UPDATES
Hm. I think I want to offer to help. I like to write, but I usually write very silly things (see: signature). I'm not sure where I'd fit in -- it seems like you guys have a lot of editors and writers already. If there's a place for me, i'd like to be placed!