Hare Force One: Raiinbow Bunny Bla2t

[PaulPower]

Whaaaat how am I supposed to fight that giant monstrous thing, I'm just an axolotl and a puppy!
Oh wait, puppy is a god. Ok.

Anyway, bunny's just been sent again, hopefully for the last time!
EDIT: Oh wait, scratch that. Turns out dad didn't manage to make it to the post office because of the brakes dying or something. Damnit, I WILL FIND A WAY >:|

Curse of the Eurobunny.

Oh well, I'll keep an eye out

[That Fancy Chap]

I miss that bunny... *heartfelt sigh*

[Rainbow]

Curse of the Eurobunny.

Oh well, I'll keep an eye out

More like curse of the Rainbow. It was fine before it got here
I might get a chance to deliver it myself tomorrow since I'm going out somewhere with my granny and she has a car! But I won't say anything definite because it seems like whenever I do that it doesn't happen, haha...

[Propriety]

I'm glad you're enjoying them, Propriety! To be honest, your bunny post set the bar for me - hence my little props to you by having Finnius wear my grandpa's hat (which made me think of you). :3

EASTER EGGS ABOUND IN MY POSTS, YO! XD

I am honored to have played even a part in the creation of such a magnificent adventure. THE BUNNY'S HAT, THOUGH TEMPORARY, HAS MY APPROVAL.

[Defesan]

Oh no! I just checked the delivery confirmation for the pink bunny, and it's being returned! GAH! I knew there was something wrong from the moment I took it to the post office. I just felt like I was missing something. It's possible we gave it the wrong address... But I don't think so... GAH!

[Rainbow]

Oh no! I just checked the delivery confirmation for the pink bunny, and it's being returned! GAH! I knew there was something wrong from the moment I took it to the post office. I just felt like I was missing something. It's possible we gave it the wrong address... But I don't think so... GAH!

OH CRAP IT'S SPREADING AAAAA

[nyankokimi]

Kim: Wake up!



You wake up to find Finnius in the middle of some sort of MUSCLEBEAST ORGY.
You tell him he needs to hustle it up, because you've got a PRETTY BIG DAY planned for him TODAY.

While you finish getting yourself ready, you think about what TOMORROW might bring.

What do you think you'll do?

[Schazer]

I...is that a pokemon hat on your head?

Actually...

No, it's not a pokemon, it's a regular ol' squidhat

Kim: Continue assorted amazing misadventures.

[ndoto]

What do you think you'll do?

> Kim: Fondly regard molestation.

[Propriety]

> Kim: Fondly regard molestation.

Kim: Do not disregard hydration.

Attempt really hard exploration.

Begin avant-garde jubilation.

Engage in side yard recreation.

Fondly regard civilization.

[Lieutenant Fish]

> Lieutenant Fish: Abstain from verbose conversation.

[nyankokimi]

Kim: Do not disregard hydration.

Attempt really hard exploration.

Begin avant-garde jubilation.

Engage in side yard recreation.

Fondly regard civilization.

Well, you pretty much described *TODAY*. XD

[Kazerad]

Kim: Do not disregard hydration.

Attempt really hard exploration.

Begin avant-garde jubilation.

Engage in side yard recreation.

Fondly regard civilization.

And ultimately, mail toward southern half of nation.

[Kite]

I HASS the bunny!
pictures forthcoming.

edit: pictures tomorrow when it's light.

[Lieutenant Fish]

ARGH this is the first time the Green Bunny has moved, so the green check mark isn't in the map yet. I don't know who made those checks for certain, and I'm sort of busy right now and don't have time to dig through the previous thread for the post with all of them in it. If you are the maker of the check marks, or have an idea of where to find them, please let me know. In the meantime, I'll update everything else.

[Propriety]

I'm looking for them for you, Mr. Fish. Looks like the original five were made by Drillgorg on page 39 of the last thread.... but then we went and made more bunnies. So I'm still looking for the pink/teal ones...

yeah OK so I have checked up to page 62, it looks like no one ever posted these checkmarks in the thread. Where did they come from?!

EDIT: wait what am I talking about you just wanted the green check, right? Here it is:



And the rest:



The ones that weren't listed were the pink and the purple, but that's not a problem! I'm a little slow tonight!

[Lcheeseboy]

ARGH this is the first time the Green Bunny has moved, so the green check mark isn't in the map yet. I don't know who made those checks for certain, and I'm sort of busy right now and don't have time to dig through the previous thread for the post with all of them in it. If you are the maker of the check marks, or have an idea of where to find them, please let me know. In the meantime, I'll update everything else.

Here's some of them.

[Lieutenant Fish]

You guys rock.
Here's a trophy, but only one so you have to fight over it.

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I'm pretty sure I made at least one of the checkmarks of unknown origin.

[nyankokimi]

And ultimately, mail toward southern half of nation.

This will also be happening tomorrow. :3
For those who are keeping track and/or trying to determine how long is an appropriate amount of time to keep the bunny, this will make the bunny's total time of stay with me a total of 6 days (not including the day I actually got him, because it was 8pm the time I actually got the package from my parents' place). This is also including one Sunday, which is a nonpostal day.

Unlike some (or most), I will be paying the extra amount to have him shipped within 1-2 days - so he should reach AAAAAAAAAA42 hopefully by Saturday. :3

[PaulPower]

Blue Bunny has (probably!) arrived. Nearly missed it too, as I was in the shower and Dad was on the phone!

I don't have time to look right now, as I'm off to writing group, but watch this space or something I guess.

[Rafira]

Hey, does anyone remember when/where the measurements of the bunnies were posted?

[PaulPower]

Eurobunny in Wales
Part 1: Thursday Afternoon


A (relatively!) young man sits in his car. It so happens that today, the 12th of August 2010, is a Thursday.

What will the name of this young man be?

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Enter Name

Your name is JOHN GEORGE RINGO PAUL. You have just returned home from the WRITING GROUP you attend. Before you left a PARCEL arrived. You have been expecting it, but you were in SOMETHING OF A RUSH and so did not have a chance to open it. Perhaps you will now.

also oh god this photo is terrible jesus you look like giygas or something how did your face get so distorted help you aren't good with cameraphones.

Paul: Comment on weather

It is a TYPICAL AUGUST DAY in Swansea, South Wales. That is to say, OVERCAST. Swansea has the interesting distinction of being the WETTEST CITY IN BRITAIN: something of an achievement given Britain's reputation. So in that sense being merely overcast is a mercy. Still, it's a bit of a shame, given how nice the city looks in sunshine. Perhaps the sun will come out later in the week.

“... an ugly, lovely town ... crawling, sprawling ... by the side of a long and splendid curving shore. This sea-town was my world.”
- Former Doctor Who head writer, Russell T Davies

Was that Russell T Davies? You aren't sure. Definitely someone from Swansea, though.

Paul: Enter house

You go through the hallway into your LIVING ROOM, dodging the deadly camera-shake. There is a box on the table, right where you left it. Your DAD is also here.

Dad: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans

It begins to dawn on you that everything your son is about to do may prove to have been a colossal waste of time.

Paul: Examine box more closely

This box has come from one end of the country to the other. Well, sort of. There's a lot of Scotland north of Edinburgh. There's isn't so much south and west of Swansea, though, at least not until you go over the Bristol Channel.

There is a picture of a table lamp on the box. Someone has drawn a smiley face on the table lamp. You sure hope this box doesn't contain a table lamp. That wouldn't be what you're expecting at all.

Paul: Go upstairs

You decide to spare your DAD further boggling and head off to your room. You also change to your actual proper camera in the hope of clearer pictures.

Paul: Examine room


You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are a KEEN READER and an AMATEUR WRITER who hopes to turn pro some day. You have a love of STEAM ENGINES AND RAILWAYS and related nostalgia, and have a display case containing the locomotives from your PREVIOUS MODEL RAILWAY PROJECT. Perhaps later you will go check on your CURRENT MODEL RAILWAY PROJECT out in the garage. Appropriately for someone called Paul who made a Beatles joke just now, you are learning BASS GUITAR - although you are not very good yet. You have a strong interest in MATHEMATICS and the SCIENCES, and your favourite sport is CRICKET. You spend probably far too much time on your COMPUTER, where you enjoy posting on MESSAGE BOARDS and chatting to friends on INSTANT MESSAGING. You also, every so often, like to play GAMES.

Paul: Attempt to open box

Now then, how to do this without wrecking the box...

==>

Your attempt was an overwhelming success.

Paul: Greet new arrivals

Well hello there! These charming fellows were inside the box. How delightful. There are also some letters.

To Paul,

Awesome. You'd better give said yellow amphibian a name, mind. How about Sally? Yes, that works.

To All Future Recipients Of The Bunny,


where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN

Paul: Introduce Eurobunny and Sally to the local fauna

Over here we have Jerry the Gerbil, who's pretty much as old as you are as you've had him since you were a tiny baby. Yes, this is vaguely embarassing, but oh well. There's also Bumbles, who you imagine is a little over half your age. Sadly your other two soft toys are so small that they frequently get lost, and have been AWOL for a while now.

Paul: Fire up your laptop so you can start typing this post up

Okay, that's a bit meta, but you can cope with that. Your current wallpaper is this rather nice piece of fanart for a certain webcomic you read.

You'll probably do more with this computer later, but for now you should put the bunny somewhere for safekeeping.

Paul: Allocate strife specibus with the batkind abstractus

As has previously been mentioned, you are a big fan of cricket. However, you are pretty terrible at actually playing it. Still, you do have a TRUSTY CRICKET BAT and, since you can't think of anything better, you may as well have batkind as your strife specibus. At the end of the day, it's heavy and awesome and it's a bat.

Paul: Put the bunny back in the box

In a fit of enthusiasm you SHUT UP AND BAT the bunny back into the box, executing a textbook CHAOS DRIVE.

Or at least, you arrange the relevant objects so that it appears that you have done this. You aren't a monster. No bunnies were harmed during the making of this photograph.

(Animation courtesy a friend of mine, SupSuper)

I'll do more posts later of the other antics Eurobunny and I get up to, but this is what I've got so far.

(Epileptics may wish to avoid the final image)

[nyankokimi]

Eurobunny in Wales
Part 1: Thursday Afternoon

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A (relatively!) young man sits in his car. It so happens that today, the 12th of August 2010, is a Thursday.

What will the name of this young man be?

Enter Name

Your name is JOHN GEORGE RINGO PAUL. You have just returned home from the WRITING GROUP you attend. Before you left a PARCEL arrived. You have been expecting it, but you were in SOMETHING OF A RUSH and so did not have a chance to open it. Perhaps you will now.

also oh god this photo is terrible jesus you look like giygas or something how did your face get so distorted help you aren't good with cameraphones.

Paul: Comment on weather

It is a TYPICAL AUGUST DAY in Swansea, South Wales. That is to say, OVERCAST. Swansea has the interesting distinction of being the WETTEST CITY IN BRITAIN: something of an achievement given Britain's reputation. So in that sense being merely overcast is a mercy. Still, it's a bit of a shame, given how nice the city looks in sunshine. Perhaps the sun will come out later in the week.

“... an ugly, lovely town ... crawling, sprawling ... by the side of a long and splendid curving shore. This sea-town was my world.”
- Former Doctor Who head writer, Russell T Davies

Was that Russell T Davies? You aren't sure. Definitely someone from Swansea, though.

Paul: Enter house

You go through the hallway into your LIVING ROOM, dodging the deadly camera-shake. There is a box on the table, right where you left it. Your DAD is also here.

Dad: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans

It begins to dawn on you that everything your son is about to do may prove to have been a colossal waste of time.

Paul: Examine box more closely

This box has come from one end of the country to the other. Well, sort of. There's a lot of Scotland north of Edinburgh. There's isn't so much south and west of Swansea, though, at least not until you go over the Bristol Channel.

There is a picture of a table lamp on the box. Someone has drawn a smiley face on the table lamp. You sure hope this box doesn't contain a table lamp. That wouldn't be what you're expecting at all.

Paul: Go upstairs

You decide to spare your DAD further boggling and head off to your room. You also change to your actual proper camera in the hope of clearer pictures.

Paul: Examine room


You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are a KEEN READER and an AMATEUR WRITER who hopes to turn pro some day. You have a love of STEAM ENGINES AND RAILWAYS and related nostalgia, and have a display case containing the locomotives from your PREVIOUS MODEL RAILWAY PROJECT. Perhaps later you will go check on your CURRENT MODEL RAILWAY PROJECT out in the garage. Appropriately for someone called Paul who made a Beatles joke just now, you are learning BASS GUITAR - although you are not very good yet. You have a strong interest in MATHEMATICS and the SCIENCES, and your favourite sport is CRICKET. You spend probably far too much time on your COMPUTER, where you enjoy posting on MESSAGE BOARDS and chatting to friends on INSTANT MESSAGING. You also, every so often, like to play GAMES.

Paul: Attempt to open box

Now then, how to do this without wrecking the box...

==>

Your attempt was an overwhelming success.

Paul: Greet new arrivals

Well hello there! These charming fellows were inside the box. How delightful. There are also some letters.

To Paul,

Awesome. You'd better give said yellow amphibian a name, mind. How about Sally? Yes, that works.

To All Future Recipients Of The Bunny,


where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN

Paul: Introduce Eurobunny and Sally to the local fauna

Over here we have Jerry the Gerbil, who's pretty much as old as you are as you've had him since you were a tiny baby. Yes, this is vaguely embarassing, but oh well. There's also Bumbles, who you imagine is a little over half your age. Sadly your other two soft toys are so small that they frequently get lost, and have been AWOL for a while now.

Paul: Fire up your laptop so you can start typing this post up

Okay, that's a bit meta, but you can cope with that. Your current wallpaper is this rather nice piece of fanart for a certain webcomic you read.

You'll probably do more with this computer later, but for now you should put the bunny somewhere for safekeeping.

Paul: Allocate strife specibus with the batkind abstractus

As has previously been mentioned, you are a big fan of cricket. However, you are pretty terrible at actually playing it. Still, you do have a TRUSTY CRICKET BAT and, since you can't think of anything better, you may as well have batkind as your strife specibus. At the end of the day, it's heavy and awesome and it's a bat.

Paul: Put the bunny back in the box

In a fit of enthusiasm you SHUT UP AND BAT the bunny back into the box, executing a textbook CHAOS DRIVE.

Or at least, you arrange the relevant objects so that it appears that you have done this. You aren't a monster. No bunnies were harmed during the making of this photograph.

I'll do more posts later of the other antics Eurobunny and I get up to, but this is what I've got so far.

Oh man, so excited for more posts!

Your room is SO MUCH brighter than mine - despite you living in The City of Overcast and Rain. ;_;
I guess that's what I get for having a tree in front of my window. >_>

[Rainbow]

Oh my gosh yaaaay it's finally somewhere!! I didn't even get a chance to say I'd posted it! This is rather excellent.
I hope Sally doesn't go missing, she is veeery small.

Anyway, I will now party.
*parties*
(It's a small party.)

[That Fancy Chap]

Yay, my terrible handwriting is on display! Also, nice mini-adventure, Paul. Can't wait for more!