Now who the hell is going on here.
Of course you probably don't know who the hell is going on here - but this is Kayle, MSPA reader, forum lurker, adventure writer of Retraining - though not well known as any of those things.
You're EXTREMELY EXCITED because today is the day you have set aside to DESTROY THE WORLD, specifically with your girlfriend. Demolition of everything is always loads of fun, but it's best when you accomplish it by playing ONE OF THE COOLEST GAMES OF ALL TIME. Of course everyone knows that this means you are going to play SBURB today.
You've done some research and heard about some people pulling DOUBLE REACHAROUNDS, where each player is both client and host for each other, and you figure that this makes the whole game that much easier, so why the hell not? It took some convincing but you even got your girlfriend in on it. This is going to be the BEST GAME EVER.
Have I mentioned HOW EXCITED YOU ARE?
You are currently standing in your ROOM. Next to you is your DRAGONS POSTER, which is cool, plus your girlfriend adores it; next to that poster is your PRIZED SHINING EEVEELUTIONS COLLECTION. It took a lot of effort to get all five of them.
Speaking of which you love POKEMON and enjoy being a COMPETITIVE POKEMON TRADING-CARD GAME PLAYER, though you do not have any serious ACCOMPLISHMENTS to date. There are deck boxes full of random cards littered around your room, as well as your LEAFEON AND GLACEON THEME DECK BOXES, which are stuffed with various merchandise and accessories. You have a set of DICE on your dresser, a bag of various GEMSTONES on your headboard - also a gift from your girlfriend - and a DRAGON AND SWORD FIGURINE which is just awesome.
You also have loads of papers strewn about all over the place because YOU LIKE DRAWING and you feel that you AREN'T THAT BAD AT IT MAYBE. But let's please not talk about that ok?
Lastly you have several empty Mountain Dew cans because YOU FREAKING LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW and it's PROBABLY NOT VERY GOOD FOR YOU. But you don't care.
You were goaded into getting a new messenger specifically for this whole DOUBLE REACHAROUND THING, called FriendTattle. Your tattletag is shadowPhoenix and you often... switch up your style to reflect your mood~
What will you do?