TROLLSLUM: Omega Chain

[scintillatingMoniker]

You never were very good at understanding other people.

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AK: --|==> Introductionse, yes, it woulde certianlye be nice to get to knowe all of you as we fighte for our lives togethere.
AK: --|==> My name is Vyktore Kaspov.
AK: --|==> It is nice to meete all of you.
AK: --|==> I can, at leaste, take smalle consolatione in the facte thate, with the losse of one, I have met manye others.AV: Wait. Hephes didn't make it?
AV: Jegus...
AV: I'm sorry, man.
AV: That's... it just really sucks. He was a pretty cool guy. :(
AV: WE'VE! gotta MOVE! now. Somebody help VYKTORE!
SP: -[Hephes is..?]+
SP: -[Y'know what? I quit! You all can play this fucking game without me.]+
SP: -[You're all going to die anyways, so I might as well just BUTT THE HELL OUT!]
CW: :N:o.
CW: *Y*ou will not.
CW: [I]f you give up, then everybody will die for sure.
CW: [I] wont accept that.
CW: [A]:N::D: :D:(O):N:`T´ *Y*(O):U: :D:[A]:R:£ <G>[I]\V/£ :M:£ `T´:H:[A]`T´ <S>£{L}:F: 'P'[I]`T´*Y* :N:(O):N:<S>£:N:<S>£.AV: Aquill! Come on.
AV: You know we HAVE! a better chance if you're around. Strength in numbers.
AV: If we work together, we'll make it. I know we will. I just HAVE! a feeling.
AV: Are you EVEN! listening anymore?
AV: I bet you were serious, weren't you? Gogdamnit!
AV: GOGDAMNIT!
AV: GOG
AV: DAMN
AV: IT
AV: ALL!
AV: I guess you were right to turn down my moirallegiance.
AV: I'VE! been pretty useless in that department, HAVEN'T! I?
AV: No need to answer, redundant question. Not that you would anyway.
AV: Gogdamnit.
CW: :B:ro, listen to her.
CW: `T´hen think again.
CW: [I]t doesnt have to be that way.
CW: \W/e just need to carry on.
CW: `T´hats the only way there is.
CW: `T´he only thing there is left to do, man.
CW: *Y*ou'll see, it'll be alright in the end.
CW: [I] will make it so. \W/e all will. \W/e need to.
EZ: uh.
EZ: vell thiz iz kind of avkvard
EZ: but ve all ztill need to knov vho'z a part of thiz I guezz
EZ: Zo yeah. I'm Loxenk.

[scintillatingMoniker]

((Heh. Sorry.))

[chimericWilder]

((Np, man))

[Marionette]

((Fffff, I just noticed I accidentally typed "redundant" instead of "rhetorical." That's what I get for writing this stuff late. Ah well. Gonna chalk that up to Rizza's ditziness. She's mixed up words purposely (on my part, not hers, of course) before. xD 'course, "redundant" works okay in that situation in the capacity of "unnecessary" or "superfluous," but I digress.

Also, I realized I forgot to color Rizza's eyes yellow in her sprite, so fixed that.))

AK: --|==> Introductionse, yes, it woulde certianlye be nice to get to knowe all of you as we fighte for our lives togethere.
AK: --|==> My name is Vyktore Kaspov.
AK: --|==> It is nice to meete all of you.
AK: --|==> I can, at leaste, take smalle consolatione in the facte thate, with the losse of one, I have met manye others.
AV: Wait. Hephes didn't make it?
AV: Jegus...
AV: I'm sorry, man.
AV: That's... it just really sucks. He was a pretty cool guy. :(
AV: WE'VE! gotta MOVE! now. Somebody help VYKTORE!
SP: -[Hephes is..?]+
SP: -[Y'know what? I quit! You all can play this fucking game without me.]+
SP: -[You're all going to die anyways, so I might as well just BUTT THE HELL OUT!]
CW: :N:o.
CW: *Y*ou will not.
CW: [I]f you give up, then everybody will die for sure.
CW: [I] wont accept that.
CW: [A]:N::D: :D:(O):N:`T´ *Y*(O):U: :D:[A]:R:£ <G>[I]\V/£ :M:£ `T´:H:[A]`T´ <S>£{L}:F: 'P'[I]`T´*Y* :N:(O):N:<S>£:N:<S>£.
AV: Aquill! Come on.
AV: You know we HAVE! a better chance if you're around. Strength in numbers.
AV: If we work together, we'll make it. I know we will. I just HAVE! a feeling.
AV: Are you EVEN! listening anymore?
AV: I bet you were serious, weren't you? Gogdamnit!
AV: GOGDAMNIT!
AV: GOG
AV: DAMN
AV: IT
AV: ALL!
AV: I guess you were right to turn down my moirallegiance.
AV: I'VE! been pretty useless in that department, HAVEN'T! I?
AV: No need to answer, redundant question. Not that you would anyway.
AV: Gogdamnit.
CW: :B:ro, listen to her.
CW: `T´hen think again.
CW: [I]t doesnt have to be that way.
CW: \W/e just need to carry on.
CW: `T´hats the only way there is.
CW: `T´he only thing there is left to do, man.
CW: *Y*ou'll see, it'll be alright in the end.
CW: [I] will make it so. \W/e all will. \W/e need to.
EZ: uh.
EZ: vell thiz iz kind of avkvard
EZ: but ve all ztill need to knov vho'z a part of thiz I guezz
EZ: Zo yeah. I'm Loxenk.
AV: Hey LOXENK!
AV: Nice to mert you.
AV: Uh. Meet.
AV: It's kind of hard to see what I'm typing right now.
AV: For no particular reason WHATSOEVER!
AV: EVERYTHING! is fine. It's definitely finw.
AV: ... fine.

[hurlingPagan]

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hP: SO_MAYBE_WE_SHOULD_GET_GO|NG_SOON

[Veriama]

FU: Excuse me? ( RIZZA! Sent me...?

[Marionette]

fU: Excuse me? ( RIZZA! Sent me...?
AV: Oh hey.
AV: This is... uh... did I EVER! get your name?
AV: Also, for the record, you don't HAVE! to say my name like that unless you just want to.
AV: Anyway, FU here needs a game.
AV: I figured, since we're... less one...
AV: Would it be too much trouble?

[UberKryos]

fU: Excuse me? ( RIZZA! Sent me...?
AV: Oh hey.
AV: This is... uh... did I EVER! get your name?
AV: Also, for the record, you don't HAVE! to say my name like that unless you just want to.
AV: Anyway, FU here needs a game.
AV: I figured, since we're... less one...
AV: Would it be too much trouble?
AK: --|==> No.
AK: --|==> Of course it is not too muche trouble.
AK: --|==> Let us juste replace Hephese withe the firste trolle thate wanderse alonge!
AK: --|==> Thate wille fixe everythinge!
AK: --|==> ........
AK: --|==> I am sorrye. Neithere of you deservede thate. I am a bit... distraughte, right now.
AK: --|==> Of course FU can joine us. The more lives we can save, the bettere.
AK: --|==> Aquille thoughe...
AK: --|==> He gave up on us.
AK: --|==> He gave up on us in our houre of neede.
AK: --|==> He sickense me.

[Veriama]

fU: Excuse me? :(( RIZZA! Sent me...?
AV: Oh hey.
AV: This is... uh... did I EVER! get your name?
AV: Also, for the record, you don't HAVE! to say my name like that unless you just want to.
AV: Anyway, FU here needs a game.
AV: I figured, since we're... less one...
AV: Would it be too much trouble?
AK: --|==> No.
AK: --|==> Of course it is not too muche trouble.
AK: --|==> Let us juste replace Hephese withe the firste trolle thate wanderse alonge!
AK: --|==> Thate wille fixe everythinge!
AK: --|==> ........
AK: --|==> I am sorrye. Neithere of you deservede thate. I am a bit... distraughte, right now.
AK: --|==> Of course FU can joine us. The more lives we can save, the bettere.
AK: --|==> Aquille thoughe...
AK: --|==> He gave up on us.
AK: --|==> He gave up on us in our houre of neede.
AK: --|==> He sickense me.
FU: Oh.... okay. Sorry, I had to go calm down my LUsUs, he was Freaking oUt over something for some reason...
FU: And I'm sorry to hear aboUt Hephese... and AqUille, althoUgh I don't know who they are... or what happened to Hephese...
FU: Maybe yoU shoUld give AqUille the benefit of the doUbt...? I'm not sUre, this makes me sad.
FU: Anyways... what do I do with this sgrUb thing now? It's done installing... :( I don't want to be a bother thoUgh, so...?
FU: Oh, nevermind. :3

((and below is a private chat log. :3))

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-- aberrantKnight [AK] began trolling fabulousUllage [FU] at 11:06 --

AK: --|==> I feele like I shoulde warne you before you get too heavilye into thise.
FU: I- okay...?
AK: --|==> Thise game destroyse lives.
FU: BUt the world is ending....
AK: --|==> I have not even joinede the sessione yet, but
FU: How does it destroy lives? D':
AK: --|==> I have seene whate it has done to the otherse.
FU: What does it do??
AK: --|==> Aquille was the downe to earthe leadere.
AK: --|==> He was in controle.
AK: --|==> Juste looke at him nowe! He is a disgustinge mess!
AK: --|==> And Hephese...
AK: --|==> He diede! He fuckinge diede!
FU: I'm... sorry to hear that.... DDD:
FU: I don't know, I thoUght this was the best choice, was I jUst messing Up peoples lives by telling them that they need to play this game???
AK: --|==> Thise game fuckinge killede my moirail!
FU: Oh
FU: my gog
FU: I'm so sorry to hear that
AK: --|==> No.
AK: --|==> No, you are righte.
FU: Right aboUt what? :(
AK: --|==> Before Aquille wente completelye insane, he saide there were two choices.
AK: --|==> You can die, or you can playe the game.
AK: --|==> Choosinge deathe is givinge up.
AK: --|==> Givinge up is not an optione.
AK: --|==> I guesse I mostlye juste wante you to remembere who you are.
AK: --|==> Do not let the game get to you. Whatevere happense.
FU: Okay.
FU: And iF it helps...
FU: *FU GIVES AK A BIG BIG HUG, becaUse she Feels like he needs it.*
FU: I woUld really give yoU a hUg bUt I don't know where yoU are :(
FU: ...And my LUsUs is paranoid.
AK: --|==> Thate is fine... the spirite was there... thanke you.
FU: YoU're welcome... iF yoU need a hUg anytime, Feel Free to talk to me, becaUse I don't want anybody to be sad :'(
AK: --|==> Thanke you... if halfe of whate I have hearde aboute this game is true, keepinge up morale is of the utmoste importance.
FU: ShoUld I go aroUnd and give everybody hUgs??
FU: WoUld that help? c:
AK: --|==> I do not knowe, but...
AK: --|==> I do not thinke it woulde hurte, eithere.
FU: Okay c:
FU: Also... what do I do with this SGRUB thing?
AK: --|==> Welle, I am not in the game yet, ande have little knowledge of its contentse.
AK: --|==> But frome whate I have surmisede thuse fare, there are two game versions
AK: --|==> A "servere" and a "cliente"
FU: Okay?
AK: --|==> Someone becomese youre "servere" ande takese you into the game worlde.
AK: --|==> Thene you, in turne, become someone else's servere.
FU: Okay, that makes sense, I gUess!
AK: --|==> Eventuallye the circle of clientes and serveres closes, creatinge a complete "loope"
AK: --|==> I was supposede to be Hephese's "servere"
AK: --|==> Before he... diede.
FU: Oh no :(
AK: --|==> I neede to fine a servere fairlye soone myselfe, actuallye... Hephese doese not live far frome me.
AK: --|==> The meteorse were there, theye will likelye be here soone.
AK: --|==> Bute... as you are takinge Hephese's spote in the chaine. I suppose I shoulde servere you.
FU: I'd be yoUr server!
FU: Oh... okay...
AK: --|==> Juste as soone as someone sendse me the filese.
FU: I have the Files! AV sent them to me
AK: --|==> Welle, since I have neithere servere nor cliente, it woulde worke either waye equallye welle.
FU: That's trUe :( Who was sUpposed to be yoUr server?
AK: --|==> Ande excellente. I have askede severale timese on the public boarde for theme, but no one has respondede to my inquirye.
AK: --|==> It was never explicitlye determinede, thoughe it was/is tentativelye JT.
FU: JT... I don't know him...
AK: --|==> Oh, my. I am terriblye sorrye. I have loste my mannerse in alle of thise drama.
AK: --|==> I am Vyktore. Mighte I aske youre name?
FU: No, no, it's okay. c: I'm Aakaris, bUt I like being called Kara.
AK: --|==> I do not knowe JT fairlye welle, but frome whate I have seene from him, he appearse to be verye in controle of the situatione. I can respecte thate.
AK: --|==> Kara.
AK: --|==> It is a lovelye name.
FU: Okay c:
FU: Oh! Thank yoU. :33
FU: I like yoUr name too. ^ w ^
AK: --|==> You are moste welcome, miladye. Ande thanke you. It is nice to have one so positive in the sea of negativitye spreadinge frome thise game.
FU: I'm glad to be UseFUl! :'D
AK: --|==> I hate to ruine the moode by askinge suche a seriouse and directe questione, but...
FU: :?
AK: --|==> Can you handle yourselfe in a fighte?
FU: Uh...
FU: I've... never been in a Fight beFore?
AK: --|==> I hearde the otherese talkinge aboute "Impse" and "agentse"
AK: --|==> Theye soundede dangerouse.
FU: Oh :(
FU: Well, iF this game has Fights, then I gUess that means I can't tell my lUsUs aboUt it, he'll Flip oUt!
AK: --|==> Perhapse you wille not have to fighte, miladye.
AK: --|==> I am not entirelye sure how the game worlde workse, but you have my promise that I wille do my beste to protecte you.
FU: Maybe... bUt I gUess it's sort oF lUcky now that I accidentally pUt a sword in my striFe specibUs!
FU: Awww :'D
FU: That's really nice oF yoU!
AK: --|==> I refuse to let anyone else die
AK: --|==> I do not knowe whate I woulde do if we loste anyone else.
FU: I woUld cry :(
AK: --|==> Waite, did you saye a sworde?
FU: I'll help yoU not let anyone else die!
FU: Yeah, a sword!
FU: I have no idea how to Use it thoUgh :c
AK: --|==> Reallye? I have beene usinge a sworde almoste alle of my life!
FU: :O Maybe yoU can teach me how to Use one???
AK: --|==> Yes, I wille do whate I can, thoughe the beste teachere for anye martiale discipline is practice.
FU: Okay :'33 Danke, in advance!
AK: --|==> Moste welcome, miladye Kara.
FU: YoU're really, really nice, Vyktore :33
AK: --|==> Thanke you. Althoughe you needente adde the extra e. Thate is... but an artifacte of my accente.
FU: OH.
FU: DUh, me. xDD Sorry!
FU: Vyktor, then :DD
AK: --|==> Yes, indeede.
AK: --|==> Nowe then, shalle you servere me, or shalle I servere you?
FU: Ummmm. Hm. I'll server yoU! Unless yoU want to server me.
FU: I'm Fine either way!
AK: --|==> A momente of decicivenesse is requirede on my parte then.
AK: --|==> Are there meteorse neare you, or are you largelye safe for the momente?
FU: I don't think they're near me! I know one or two landed close beFore, maybe more, bUt I wasn't allowed to go oUtside and look. 3:
FU: I think yoU shoUld get in First!
FU: I'll server yoU :33
AK: --|==> Alrighte then. Coulde you sende me the cliente file?
FU: EeeeeyeUp!
AK: --|==> Ande I suppose probablye the servere file while you are at it.

--FU sent AK "SGRUB.zip"--

AK: --|==> Alrighte, I wille have to installe the file, it mighte be a bit.
FU: Okay :33 I'll be back! I jUst have to, Uh, make sUre some things are in order First!
FU: Bye!

[Marionette]

fU: Excuse me? :(( RIZZA! Sent me...?
AV: Oh hey.
AV: This is... uh... did I EVER! get your name?
AV: Also, for the record, you don't HAVE! to say my name like that unless you just want to.
AV: Anyway, FU here needs a game.
AV: I figured, since we're... less one...
AV: Would it be too much trouble?
AK: --|==> No.
AK: --|==> Of course it is not too muche trouble.
AK: --|==> Let us juste replace Hephese withe the firste trolle thate wanderse alonge!
AK: --|==> Thate wille fixe everythinge!
AK: --|==> ........
AK: --|==> I am sorrye. Neithere of you deservede thate. I am a bit... distraughte, right now.
AK: --|==> Of course FU can joine us. The more lives we can save, the bettere.
AK: --|==> Aquille thoughe...
AK: --|==> He gave up on us.
AK: --|==> He gave up on us in our houre of neede.
AK: --|==> He sickense me.
FU: Oh.... okay. Sorry, I had to go calm down my Lusus, he was Freaking oUt over something for some reason...
FU: And I'm sorry to hear aboUt Hephese... and AqUille, althoUgh I don't know who they are... or what happened to Hephese...
FU: Maybe yoU shoUld give AqUille the benefit of the doUbt...? I'm not sUre, this makes me sad.
FU: Anyways... what do I do with this sgrUb thing now? It's done installing... :( I don't want to be a bother thoUgh, so...?
FU: Oh, nevermind. :3
AV: VYKTOR! I'm sorry, I didn't intend- well, at least it seems like you REALIZED! where I was actually coming from.
AV: I'm still sorry, though. I SHOULD'VE! known better than to say something like that.
AV: Not INSENSITIVE! on purpose, but sometimes the fingers MOVE! before the brain.
AV: But hey, VYKTOR!?
AV: You EVER! need someone to talk to, RIZZA'S! got your back. You're not in this alone. Remember that.
AV: As for Aquill... it's that he's given up on EVERYTHING!, and nothing I can do can get through to him. I'm sure he does think he's alone, so he just keeps isolating himself further.
AV: But I seem to lack the ability to GIVE! up on him. I come close at times, but... I just can't let it go.
AV: Eh, I'm just whinging at this point! Onto more important business!
AV: You're not being a bother, FU, so don't worry about that. I guess you and VYKTOR! got things straightened out? Good, good.
AV: Oh, by the way, Kumbha and I are passing through the gate at Kumbha's, like... imminently. Whose HIVE! does this thing go to, again?

[chimericWilder]

FU: Excuse me? :(( RIZZA! Sent me...?
AV: Oh hey.
AV: This is... uh... did I EVER! get your name?
AV: Also, for the record, you don't HAVE! to say my name like that unless you just want to.
AV: Anyway, FU here needs a game.
AV: I figured, since we're... less one...
AV: Would it be too much trouble?AK: --|==> No.
AK: --|==> Of course it is not too muche trouble.
AK: --|==> Let us juste replace Hephese withe the firste trolle thate wanderse alonge!
AK: --|==> Thate wille fixe everythinge!
AK: --|==> ........
AK: --|==> I am sorrye. Neithere of you deservede thate. I am a bit... distraughte, right now.
AK: --|==> Of course FU can joine us. The more lives we can save, the bettere.
AK: --|==> Aquille thoughe...
AK: --|==> He gave up on us.
AK: --|==> He gave up on us in our houre of neede.
AK: --|==> He sickense me.
FU: Oh.... okay. Sorry, I had to go calm down my Lusus, he was Freaking oUt over something for some reason...
FU: And I'm sorry to hear aboUt Hephese... and AqUille, althoUgh I don't know who they are... or what happened to Hephese...
FU: Maybe yoU shoUld give AqUille the benefit of the doUbt...? I'm not sUre, this makes me sad.
FU: Anyways... what do I do with this sgrUb thing now? It's done installing... :( I don't want to be a bother thoUgh, so...?
FU: Oh, nevermind. :3
AV: VYKTOR! I'm sorry, I didn't intend- well, at least it seems like you REALIZED! where I was actually coming from.
AV: I'm still sorry, though. I SHOULD'VE! known better than to say something like that.
AV: Not INSENSITIVE! on purpose, but sometimes the fingers MOVE! before the brain.
AV: But hey, VYKTOR!?
AV: You EVER! need someone to talk to, RIZZA'S! got your back. You're not in this alone. Remember that.
AV: As for Aquill... it's that he's given up on EVERYTHING!, and nothing I can do can get through to him. I'm sure he does think he's alone, so he just keeps isolating himself further.
AV: But I seem to lack the ability to GIVE! up on him. I come close at times, but... I just can't let it go.
AV: Eh, I'm just whinging at this point! Onto more important business!
AV: You're not being a bother, FU, so don't worry about that. I guess you and VYKTOR! got things straightened out? Good, good.
AV: Oh, by the way, Kumbha and I are passing through the gate at Kumbha's, like... imminently. Whose HIVE! does this thing go to, again?
CW: [I]'m with you too, \V/yktor!
CW: [I] just dont know about <S>:P:... (J)ust abandoning him is wrong! \W/e cant just keep replacing all of the servers either.
CW: [I] was thinking earlier that maybe i should go find him meself. :M:aybe he would listen to sense, then.
CW: [I] dont know...
CW: [I]n any case should £'Z' bring either :F:[U] or [A]:K: into the rest of the chain, once everything is sorted out.
CW: \W/e cant afford to give up. <S>tand together, friends!

[K25fF]

FU: Excuse me? ( RIZZA! Sent me...?
AV: Oh hey.
AV: This is... uh... did I EVER! get your name?
AV: Also, for the record, you don't HAVE! to say my name like that unless you just want to.
AV: Anyway, FU here needs a game.
AV: I figured, since we're... less one...
AV: Would it be too much trouble?AK: --|==> No.
AK: --|==> Of course it is not too muche trouble.
AK: --|==> Let us juste replace Hephese withe the firste trolle thate wanderse alonge!
AK: --|==> Thate wille fixe everythinge!
AK: --|==> ........
AK: --|==> I am sorrye. Neithere of you deservede thate. I am a bit... distraughte, right now.
AK: --|==> Of course FU can joine us. The more lives we can save, the bettere.
AK: --|==> Aquille thoughe...
AK: --|==> He gave up on us.
AK: --|==> He gave up on us in our houre of neede.
AK: --|==> He sickense me.
FU: Oh.... okay. Sorry, I had to go calm down my Lusus, he was Freaking oUt over something for some reason...
FU: And I'm sorry to hear aboUt Hephese... and AqUille, althoUgh I don't know who they are... or what happened to Hephese...
FU: Maybe yoU shoUld give AqUille the benefit of the doUbt...? I'm not sUre, this makes me sad.
FU: Anyways... what do I do with this sgrUb thing now? It's done installing... I don't want to be a bother thoUgh, so...?
FU: Oh, nevermind. :3
AV: VYKTOR! I'm sorry, I didn't intend- well, at least it seems like you REALIZED! where I was actually coming from.
AV: I'm still sorry, though. I SHOULD'VE! known better than to say something like that.
AV: Not INSENSITIVE! on purpose, but sometimes the fingers MOVE! before the brain.
AV: But hey, VYKTOR!?
AV: You EVER! need someone to talk to, RIZZA'S! got your back. You're not in this alone. Remember that.
AV: As for Aquill... it's that he's given up on EVERYTHING!, and nothing I can do can get through to him. I'm sure he does think he's alone, so he just keeps isolating himself further.
AV: But I seem to lack the ability to GIVE! up on him. I come close at times, but... I just can't let it go.
AV: Eh, I'm just whinging at this point! Onto more important business!
AV: You're not being a bother, FU, so don't worry about that. I guess you and VYKTOR! got things straightened out? Good, good.
AV: Oh, by the way, Kumbha and I are passing through the gate at Kumbha's, like... imminently. Whose HIVE! does this thing go to, again?
CW: [I]'m with you too, \V/yktor!
CW: [I] just dont know about <S>:P:... (J)ust abandoning him is wrong! \W/e cant just keep replacing all of the servers either.
CW: [I] was thinking earlier that maybe i should go find him meself. :M:aybe he would listen to sense, then.
CW: [I] dont know...
CW: [I]n any case should £'Z' bring either :F:[U] or [A]:K: into the rest of the chain, once everything is sorted out.
CW: \W/e cant afford to give up. <S>tand together, friends!
DB: Iif yyoouu'ree plaaniing oon chaasiing soomeeoonee whoo iis oouut theeree, buusyy geettiing hiimseelf kiilleed...
DB: Ii'd liikee too coomee toooo, buut Ii'm knoown foor geettiing meeseelf neeaarlyy kiilleed.
DB: 8]
DB: Aand iif Aaquuiil, oor whaateeveer hee's caalleed, iis oouut theeree, Ii'd liikee too teel hiim soomeethiing.
DB: Iif yyoouu thiink deeseertiing yyoouur friieends wiil maakee eeveeryythiing beetteer, yyoouu'vee goot aanootheer thiink coomiing, yyoouu 10111010010010101.
DB: Wee miight haavee too coomee aand fiind yyoouu. Doon't maakee uus.

[scintillatingMoniker]

EZ: at thiz point it doezn't really matter.
EZ: Whether people drop out is irrelevant, ve need to keep going.
EZ: zo I'll zerver vhoever needz it nov
EZ: juzt az zoon az I figure out vhere the dizky cupholder thing iz on thiz

[chimericWilder]

AV: VYKTOR! I'm sorry, I didn't intend- well, at least it seems like you REALIZED! where I was actually coming from.
AV: I'm still sorry, though. I SHOULD'VE! known better than to say something like that.
AV: Not INSENSITIVE! on purpose, but sometimes the fingers MOVE! before the brain.
AV: But hey, VYKTOR!?
AV: You EVER! need someone to talk to, RIZZA'S! got your back. You're not in this alone. Remember that.
AV: As for Aquill... it's that he's given up on EVERYTHING!, and nothing I can do can get through to him. I'm sure he does think he's alone, so he just keeps isolating himself further.
AV: But I seem to lack the ability to GIVE! up on him. I come close at times, but... I just can't let it go.
AV: Eh, I'm just whinging at this point! Onto more important business!
AV: You're not being a bother, FU, so don't worry about that. I guess you and VYKTOR! got things straightened out? Good, good.
AV: Oh, by the way, Kumbha and I are passing through the gate at Kumbha's, like... imminently. Whose HIVE! does this thing go to, again?
CW: [I]'m with you too, \V/yktor!
CW: [I] just dont know about <S>:P:... (J)ust abandoning him is wrong! \W/e cant just keep replacing all of the servers either.
CW: [I] was thinking earlier that maybe i should go find him meself. :M:aybe he would listen to sense, then.
CW: [I] dont know...
CW: [I]n any case should £'Z' bring either :F:[U] or [A]:K: into the rest of the chain, once everything is sorted out.
CW: \W/e cant afford to give up. <S>tand together, friends!
DB: Iif yyoouu'ree plaaniing oon chaasiing soomeeoonee whoo iis oouut theeree, buusyy geettiing hiimseelf kiilleed...
DB: Ii'd liikee too coomee toooo, buut Ii'm knoown foor geettiing meeseelf neeaarlyy kiilleed.
DB: 8]
DB: Aand iif Aaquuiil, oor whaateeveer hee's caalleed, iis oouut theeree, Ii'd liikee too teel hiim soomeethiing.
DB: Iif yyoouu thiink deeseertiing yyoouur friieends wiil maakee eeveeryythiing beetteer, yyoouu'vee goot aanootheer thiink coomiing, yyoouu 10111010010010101.
DB: Wee miight haavee too coomee aand fiind yyoouu. Doon't maakee uus.
CW: `T´hanks for the support, man, but... it'll be dangerous.
CW: [I] havnt paid much attention to the rest of the chain. :H:ow many gates would we need to go though?
CW: [A]nd even then it might not make any difference. :H:e could already have been dead by now for all we know, gone to die against his denizen or whatever.
CW: [I] dont know...

[Veriama]

EZ: at thiz point it doezn't really matter.
EZ: Whether people drop out is irrelevant, ve need to keep going.
EZ: zo I'll zerver vhoever needz it nov
EZ: juzt az zoon az I figure out vhere the dizky cupholder thing iz on thiz
FU: I, Um, coUld Use a server, after this, I gUess?

AV: VYKTOR! I'm sorry, I didn't intend- well, at least it seems like you REALIZED! where I was actually coming from.
AV: I'm still sorry, though. I SHOULD'VE! known better than to say something like that.
AV: Not INSENSITIVE! on purpose, but sometimes the fingers MOVE! before the brain.
AV: But hey, VYKTOR!?
AV: You EVER! need someone to talk to, RIZZA'S! got your back. You're not in this alone. Remember that.
AV: As for Aquill... it's that he's given up on EVERYTHING!, and nothing I can do can get through to him. I'm sure he does think he's alone, so he just keeps isolating himself further.
AV: But I seem to lack the ability to GIVE! up on him. I come close at times, but... I just can't let it go.
AV: Eh, I'm just whinging at this point! Onto more important business!
AV: You're not being a bother, FU, so don't worry about that. I guess you and VYKTOR! got things straightened out? Good, good.
AV: Oh, by the way, Kumbha and I are passing through the gate at Kumbha's, like... imminently. Whose HIVE! does this thing go to, again?
CW: [I]'m with you too, \V/yktor!
CW: [I] just dont know about <S>:P:... (J)ust abandoning him is wrong! \W/e cant just keep replacing all of the servers either.
CW: [I] was thinking earlier that maybe i should go find him meself. :M:aybe he would listen to sense, then.
CW: [I] dont know...
CW: [I]n any case should £'Z' bring either :F:[U] or [A]:K: into the rest of the chain, once everything is sorted out.
CW: \W/e cant afford to give up. <S>tand together, friends!
DB: Iif yyoouu'ree plaaniing oon chaasiing soomeeoonee whoo iis oouut theeree, buusyy geettiing hiimseelf kiilleed...
DB: Ii'd liikee too coomee toooo, buut Ii'm knoown foor geettiing meeseelf neeaarlyy kiilleed.
DB: 8]
DB: Aand iif Aaquuiil, oor whaateeveer hee's caalleed, iis oouut theeree, Ii'd liikee too teel hiim soomeethiing.
DB: Iif yyoouu thiink deeseertiing yyoouur friieends wiil maakee eeveeryythiing beetteer, yyoouu'vee goot aanootheer thiink coomiing, yyoouu 10111010010010101.
DB: Wee miight haavee too coomee aand fiind yyoouu. Doon't maakee uus.
CW: `T´hanks for the support, man, but... it'll be dangerous.
CW: [I] havnt paid much attention to the rest of the chain. :H:ow many gates would we need to go though?
CW: [A]nd even then it might not make any difference. :H:e could already have been dead by now for all we know, gone to die against his denizen or whatever.
CW: [I] dont know...
FU: Nonononono! That woUld be awFUl, don't think that way. :(
FU: I'll help you find him if I get in the game in time! I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is. :33

[UberKryos]

EZ: at thiz point it doezn't really matter.
EZ: Whether people drop out is irrelevant, ve need to keep going.
EZ: zo I'll zerver vhoever needz it nov
EZ: juzt az zoon az I figure out vhere the dizky cupholder thing iz on thiz
FU: I, Um, coUld Use a server, after this, I gUess?

AV: VYKTOR! I'm sorry, I didn't intend- well, at least it seems like you REALIZED! where I was actually coming from.
AV: I'm still sorry, though. I SHOULD'VE! known better than to say something like that.
AV: Not INSENSITIVE! on purpose, but sometimes the fingers MOVE! before the brain.
AV: But hey, VYKTOR!?
AV: You EVER! need someone to talk to, RIZZA'S! got your back. You're not in this alone. Remember that.
AV: As for Aquill... it's that he's given up on EVERYTHING!, and nothing I can do can get through to him. I'm sure he does think he's alone, so he just keeps isolating himself further.
AV: But I seem to lack the ability to GIVE! up on him. I come close at times, but... I just can't let it go.
AV: Eh, I'm just whinging at this point! Onto more important business!
AV: You're not being a bother, FU, so don't worry about that. I guess you and VYKTOR! got things straightened out? Good, good.
AV: Oh, by the way, Kumbha and I are passing through the gate at Kumbha's, like... imminently. Whose HIVE! does this thing go to, again?
CW: [I]'m with you too, \V/yktor!
CW: [I] just dont know about <S>:P:... (J)ust abandoning him is wrong! \W/e cant just keep replacing all of the servers either.
CW: [I] was thinking earlier that maybe i should go find him meself. :M:aybe he would listen to sense, then.
CW: [I] dont know...
CW: [I]n any case should £'Z' bring either :F:[U] or [A]:K: into the rest of the chain, once everything is sorted out.
CW: \W/e cant afford to give up. <S>tand together, friends!
DB: Iif yyoouu'ree plaaniing oon chaasiing soomeeoonee whoo iis oouut theeree, buusyy geettiing hiimseelf kiilleed...
DB: Ii'd liikee too coomee toooo, buut Ii'm knoown foor geettiing meeseelf neeaarlyy kiilleed.
DB: 8]
DB: Aand iif Aaquuiil, oor whaateeveer hee's caalleed, iis oouut theeree, Ii'd liikee too teel hiim soomeethiing.
DB: Iif yyoouu thiink deeseertiing yyoouur friieends wiil maakee eeveeryythiing beetteer, yyoouu'vee goot aanootheer thiink coomiing, yyoouu 10111010010010101.
DB: Wee miight haavee too coomee aand fiind yyoouu. Doon't maakee uus.
CW: `T´hanks for the support, man, but... it'll be dangerous.
CW: [I] havnt paid much attention to the rest of the chain. :H:ow many gates would we need to go though?
CW: [A]nd even then it might not make any difference. :H:e could already have been dead by now for all we know, gone to die against his denizen or whatever.
CW: [I] dont know...
FU: Nonononono! That woUld be awFUl, don't think that way. :(
FU: I'll help you find him if I get in the game in time! I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is. :33
AK: --|==> Hello everyone.
AK: --|==> Ladye Kara juste got me into the game worlde.
AK: --|==> Coulde... Coulde someone who has beene throughe thise before bringe me up to speede?

[blitzkriegxd1]

Hey guys, you miss me? ;)

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Your name is HEPHES NERGAL.

You are a total pervert, however contrary to your trolltag you make no effort to hide it and are an INCORRIGIBLE FLIRT, though you are NOT ALWAYS PARTICULARLY GOOD AT IT. Beneath this however you are generally a nice guy and are friendly and optimistic about almost everything. You have nothing against guys in general but tend to become EXCESSIVELY DISCONCERTED when you accidentally hit on other guys, an event which is extremely common due to your impulse to flirt with anyone you chat with. Due to this tendency you GENERALLY PREFER TO TALK TO GIRLS, as it makes you feel more secure. You have learned to be more courteous in person, however, after sustaining an AESTHETICALLY PLEASING but EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL EYE INJURY as a result of excessive flirting in the wrong place at the wrong time, an event that has left you nearly blind in one eye but which gave you an AWESOME SCAR.

You do have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS other than FLIRTING including, among other things, TROLL CHESS, which has absolutely nothing to do with the Earth game that by pure coincidence it shares its name with, writing UNDULY CONVOLUTED but at least in your opinion INCREDIBLY EPIC STORIES, and AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY THAT IS IN NO WAY INAPPROPRIATE. Should any of these interests or anything else interesting to you be brought up in conversation you often immediately cease and forget all about FLIRTING to talk about the aforementioned interesting thing at ALMOST ANNOYINGLY GREAT LENGTH, barring the occasional impulsive INNUENDO.

Your strife specibus is CAMERAKIND and your fetch modus is DATING SIM, an appropriately unnecessarily complicated fetch modus involving wooing the captchalog card you wish to access. Your symbol is a heart with an arrowhead sticking out of it at a 45 degree angle, similar to the symbol for Mars. Your lusus is essentially an enormous male chicken. Your trolltag is surreptitiousPervert and you ;) speak in a very expressive manner, and always in complete sentences ;)

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Name: Hephes Nergal
Trolltag: surreptitiousPervert
Strife Specibus: Camerakind
Fetch Modus: Dating Sim
Lusus: Giant Male Chicken
Planet: Land of Honey and Roses
Title: Earl of Heart
Prototypings: Giant Male Chicken Lusus (tier one) Rosebush (tier two)

SP: ^^; Uh, hey guys ^^;
SP: ^^; sorry I've been gone so long ^^;
SP: :/ my lusus flipped the fuck out and flew the coop, so to speak, so I had to go chasing him halfway across woods :/
SP: O.O and when I finally caught him and went back, there was a gigantic crater where my hive used to be O.O
SP: :/ so I had to ride him all the way back into town to get a new pda or something so I could contact you guys :/
SP: ^^; hope I didn't worry you all too much ^^;
SP: :) So, what'd I miss? :)

[UberKryos]

^^; Uh, hey guys ^^;
^^; sorry I've been gone so long ^^;
:/ my lusus flipped the fuck out and flew the coop, so to speak, so I had to go chasing him halfway across woods :/
O.O and when I finally caught him and went back, there was a gigantic crater where my hive used to be O.O
:/ so I had to ride him all the way back into town to get a new pda or something so I could contact you guys :/
^^; hope I didn't worry you all too much ^^;
:) So, what'd I miss? :)
AK: Oh my gog.
AK: You... You were not there whene the meteores hit.
AK: Gog damne it... stope worryinge me like thate...
AK: I thoughte you were deade, ande...
AK: I missede you so muche, ande...
AK: Welcome backe, milorde.
AK: Welcome backe.

[blitzkriegxd1]

^^; Uh, hey guys ^^;
SP: ^^; sorry I've been gone so long ^^;
SP: :/ my lusus flipped the fuck out and flew the coop, so to speak, so I had to go chasing him halfway across woods :/
SP: O.O and when I finally caught him and went back, there was a gigantic crater where my hive used to be O.O
SP: :/ so I had to ride him all the way back into town to get a new pda or something so I could contact you guys :/
SP: ^^; hope I didn't worry you all too much ^^;
SP: :) So, what'd I miss? :)
AK: Oh my gog.
AK: You... You were not there whene the meteores hit.
AK: Gog damne it... stope worryinge me like thate...
AK: I thoughte you were deade, ande...
AK: I missede you so muche, ande...
AK: Welcome backe, milorde.
AK: Welcome backe.
SP: O.o you... thought I was dead? O.o
SP: O.O oh dear O.O
SP: O_O no, no, I'm fine! O_O
SP: :/ you were worried that I'd died? :/
SP: >< I'm sorry, I didn't think of that, I should have gone to your hive first ><
SP: O.o speaking of, where'd your hive go? I just noticed it's missing too, but I don't see any smoke like from a crater... O.o

[UberKryos]

^^; Uh, hey guys ^^;
SP: ^^; sorry I've been gone so long ^^;
SP: :/ my lusus flipped the fuck out and flew the coop, so to speak, so I had to go chasing him halfway across woods :/
SP: O.O and when I finally caught him and went back, there was a gigantic crater where my hive used to be O.O
SP: :/ so I had to ride him all the way back into town to get a new pda or something so I could contact you guys :/
SP: ^^; hope I didn't worry you all too much ^^;
SP: So, what'd I miss?
AK: Oh my gog.
AK: You... You were not there whene the meteores hit.
AK: Gog damne it... stope worryinge me like thate...
AK: I thoughte you were deade, ande...
AK: I missede you so muche, ande...
AK: Welcome backe, milorde.
AK: Welcome backe.
SP: O.o you... thought I was dead? O.o
SP: O.O oh dear O.O
SP: O_O no, no, I'm fine! O_O
SP: :/ you were worried that I'd died? :/
SP: >< I'm sorry, I didn't think of that, I should have gone to your hive first ><
SP: O.o speaking of, where'd your hive go? I just noticed it's missing too, but I don't see any smoke like from a crater... O.o
AK: --|==> Oh thate.
AK: --|==> The lovelye Ladye Kara has broughte me into the game worlde, so my hive is there nowe.
AK: --|==> It is verye prettye. An endlesse expanse of mountaines and boulderes, helde up by seeminglye nothinge.
AK: --|==> I am not quite sure howe I am supposede to get anywhere, thoughe.

[Marionette]

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I hope I got Kumbha's land right. I couldn't find the log where he described it, but I remember the ichor being yellow, and I thought something was red/orange too, so... lemme know if it's wrong, it'd be incredibly simple to recolor it. xD And Kumbha's over on the side there because I know he had changed clothes since the original sprite, so I wasn't sure what would need to be done to get him up to speed.

HOURS IN THE PAST, BUT NOT MANY...



You are on a boat (motherfucker).

It is a nice boat. It's not a flying boat, but it's still nice. Hey, standing at the front here kind of reminds you of that one romance film, IN WHICH A YOUTHFUL FEMALE TROLL BOARDS A VERY LARGE SHIP WHICH SUPPOSEDLY LACKS THE CAPACITY TO SINK (BUT WHICH IS DESTINED TO) AND MEETS A MALE TROLL WITH WHOM SHE WOULD ENJOY MATESPRITSHIP, AND THEY EXPERIENCE MANY ROMANTIC ANTICS BEFORE...

Well, you figure that's enough of the title to narrow it down somewhat. This is no time to be thinking about dumb (yet dreamy) movies. You and your companion are searching for the next gate. You will soon find and enter it even though neither of you really have any clue where it goes at this point.

You're in a pretty good mood right now. He tends to have that effect on you, and adventuring is helping to take your mind off all the woes you've experienced as of late. Losing Hephes was really a low blow, and with Aquill running off too...

Now, back to the present.

> Rizza: Read up on the group chat.

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^^; Uh, hey guys ^^;
SP: ^^; sorry I've been gone so long ^^;
SP: :/ my lusus flipped the fuck out and flew the coop, so to speak, so I had to go chasing him halfway across woods :/
SP: O.O and when I finally caught him and went back, there was a gigantic crater where my hive used to be O.O
SP: :/ so I had to ride him all the way back into town to get a new pda or something so I could contact you guys :/
SP: ^^; hope I didn't worry you all too much ^^;
SP: So, what'd I miss?
AK: Oh my gog.
AK: You... You were not there whene the meteores hit.
AK: Gog damne it... stope worryinge me like thate...
AK: I thoughte you were deade, ande...
AK: I missede you so muche, ande...
AK: Welcome backe, milorde.
AK: Welcome backe.
SP: O.o you... thought I was dead? O.o
SP: O.O oh dear O.O
SP: O_O no, no, I'm fine! O_O
SP: :/ you were worried that I'd died? :/
SP: >< I'm sorry, I didn't think of that, I should have gone to your hive first ><
SP: O.o speaking of, where'd your hive go? I just noticed it's missing too, but I don't see any smoke like from a crater... O.o
AK: --|==> Oh thate.
AK: --|==> The lovelye Ladye Kara has broughte me into the game worlde, so my hive is there nowe.
AK: --|==> It is verye prettye. An endlesse expanse of mountaines and boulderes, helde up by seeminglye nothinge.
AK: --|==> I am not quite sure howe I am supposede to get anywhere, thoughe.

RIZZA: BE RIDICULOUSLY SURPRISED!

AV: HEPHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AV: Of course we thought you were dead!!!! We thought you were smashed by a VAST! space rock!
AV: But you're not dead!
AV: You're ALIVE!!!!!
AV: AND THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING!!!!!

[Maxfield-Elite]

((I just had a crazy idea...))

-- destabilizedParadox [DP] opened a note on TEAM OMEGA --

DP: LORD DEALER SENDS HIS GREETINGS.
DP: I SHALL BE BRIEF.
DP: DISBAND ANY RESISTANCE IMMEDIATELY AND YOUR DEATHS SHALL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
DP: IF ANY OF YOU ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE THIS FOOLISH ENDEAVOR I SHALL NOT HESITATE TO DISPATCH YOU.

[Veriama]

-- destabilizedParadox [DP] opened a note on TEAM OMEGA --

DP: LORD DEALER SENDS HIS GREETINGS.
DP: I SHALL BE BRIEF.
DP: DISBAND ANY RESISTANCE IMMEDIATELY AND YOUR DEATHS SHALL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
DP: IF ANY OF YOU ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE THIS FOOLISH ENDEAVOR I SHALL NOT HESITATE TO DISPATCH YOU.
FU: ... I don't Understand. Who are yoU?????
FU: And why are yoU so angry? :(
FU: I'm sorry...

[Marionette]

-- destabilizedParadox [DP] opened a note on TEAM OMEGA --

DP: LORD DEALER SENDS HIS GREETINGS.
DP: I SHALL BE BRIEF.
DP: DISBAND ANY RESISTANCE IMMEDIATELY AND YOUR DEATHS SHALL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
DP: IF ANY OF YOU ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE THIS FOOLISH ENDEAVOR I SHALL NOT HESITATE TO DISPATCH YOU.
FU: ... I don't Understand. Who are yoU?????
FU: And why are yoU so angry?
FU: I'm sorry...
AV: ... "DESTABILIZED!PARADOX!"?
AV: Is that what you changed your name to?
AV: SO OBVIOUS!
AV: I can't BELIEVE! I didn't think of trying that.
AV: Aquill, assuming this is you, is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Because it isn't funny, but I'll FORGIVE! you if you just come back.
AV: And if DP is not Aquill, you're playing an EVEN! stupider joke and I hate you!

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- destabilizedParadox [DP] opened a note on TEAM OMEGA --

DP: LORD DEALER SENDS HIS GREETINGS.
DP: I SHALL BE BRIEF.
DP: DISBAND ANY RESISTANCE IMMEDIATELY AND YOUR DEATHS SHALL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
DP: IF ANY OF YOU ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE THIS FOOLISH ENDEAVOR I SHALL NOT HESITATE TO DISPATCH YOU.
FU: ... I don't Understand. Who are yoU?????
FU: And why are yoU so angry? :(
FU: I'm sorry...
AV: ... "DESTABILIZED!PARADOX!"?
AV: Is that what you changed your name to?
AV: SO OBVIOUS!
AV: I can't BELIEVE! I didn't think of trying that.
AV: Aquill, assuming this is you, is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Because it isn't funny, but I'll FORGIVE! you if you just come back.
AV: And if DP is not Aquill, you're playing an EVEN! stupider joke and I hate you!
DP: AQUILL?
DP: AQUILL IS DEAD.
DP: THERE IS ONLY ANTAGONIST NOW.
DP: YOU ARE ALL INTRUDERS IN LORD DEALER'S GLORIOUS KINGDOM.
DP: WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO ELIMINATE YOU.