MSPA fan fiction 2

**KarneWarrior** · 09-18-2010, 11:54 AM

Meh. Not as good as babby Vriska and Doc Scratch.

I dunno who to do next. Who do you guys think would be good?

**Nickie** · 09-18-2010, 11:56 AM

You should write about Karkat and Gamzee, where Gamzee discovers miracles and/or Karkat discovers RAGE.

**ASBusinessMagnet** · 09-18-2010, 01:02 PM

Since my last post in "The community SBurb walk through" thread was not to the point and instead building up to something else, I decided to continue it as a completely separate fan fiction.

After the Combine Annihilation
Part One

Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet

Show Final Trolllog

**JudgeDeadd** · 09-18-2010, 03:48 PM

Well, the latest page inspired me to write this thingy.

Very unpolished.

**KarneWarrior** · 09-18-2010, 04:01 PM

I lol'd at the "kitty!"

**PaulPower** · 09-18-2010, 05:10 PM

Sagittarius is totally a teapot. (and the plane of the Milky Way comes out of the spout. I guess Equius takes his tea with lusus milk)

***Sigh*** · 09-18-2010, 05:39 PM

I remembered today a couple of arts in the last thread that Arcana did. (it was the two queens as kids) I put it in the art thread but then I realised it might be more suited here!

I might do the other one later.

**gardenGenosse** · 09-19-2010, 01:05 AM

I haven't come to the fora in a while, and I've already posted this elsewhere, but... thought I might as well add my first-ever Homestuck gen fic to the mix!

Parcel Mistress self-consciously grasped the medal pinned to her chest and scanned the ornate ballroom. Aside from White Queen and her tag-alongs, it was filled with award recipients much like herself: clerks, artists, bakers even. She couldn't remember the significance of the honour or even its name, but didn't feel that these details were relevant to her -- not when she was unable to comprehend deserving an award at all. Hadn't she only fulfilled her birth-right? Still, she wasn't going to pass up a chance to get some face-time with the queen. Getting to know her was least as good as being chummy with nine other pawns.

"This has come far too late, Parcel Mistress," WQ said with a playful smile. "The fact that it's taken this long for your name to come my way, and that I've had to fend off an inexhaustible supply of beguiling self-promoters all the while, is... unfortunate. You deserve recognition more than anyone else in this room."

"Uh, I am grateful! Your Majesty. I'm very flattered," PM stuttered, limply shaking WQ's hand. Her protocol was rusty, but it seemed she was getting good feedback with her style. WQ nodded to her handlers; they quickly left the pair and busied themselves with other things.

"I want to know you better. You may not believe that I am a 'personal monarch', as the scholars like to write, but I am dedicated to fostering close relationships with my subjects... especially one as effective and loyal as you."

"I'm honoured, Ma'am, but -- why me? With all due respect and humbleness, I don't think I'm really that special," PM waffled.

"Your reputation has travelled with your name: Parcel Mistress of Prospit, she of tenacious determination and yet unflappable morals, fastidious propriety and yet exemplary ingenuity. Don't you agree with that assessment of your character?"

PM didn't answer, only averting her gaze.

"I'm taking the time because a position in my court opened just as your name became known to me," the queen continued, "and I would very much appreciate it if you considered accepting the appointment. I am aware that it is a significant increase in the scope of your duties. But you have already proved yourself capable of the impossible..."

WQ called her handlers and prepared to move on to the next honouree. She turned to the nonplussed Mistress one more time.

"Please, do not feel pressured to respond immediately. However, a quick reply would be appreciated."

**Nickie** · 09-19-2010, 02:37 AM

O_____________O

I LOVE YOU.

THAT WAS AMAZIIIIIIIIIIING OH MY GOD JUST ABSOLUTELY YES IN EVERY WAY. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT ABOUT IT WAS AMAZING BECAUSE JUST, JUST ALL OF IT WAS SO PERFECT

**kmsumrall** · 09-19-2010, 05:07 AM

So, I was looking through the fan art thread, of which I am only 40 pages in, and saw the influx of trollsonas. I'd write a trollsona but that would be a bit selfinertiony.
...
Mine would have an anhk horn and a eye of horus-like horn.

I need to learn not to post when tired.

**Isoraqathedh** · 09-19-2010, 09:54 AM

Something I guess. Involves OC, OOC and OOOOOOOOOOOC (Out Of Obstinately Obnoxious and Oxygenated Oxymoronic Overreacted Orthodontic Orthogonal Oligiocenic Oceanic Occitan Characters?). Oh and CH3 some of the time too.

413 Stories L1: GelostiBokan

Code:

Sender ([])	Action (^)	Message ([])
AG	:	Doroesteeeeeeee.
GIV	:	Ah, Ms. Elongated Vowels. Queries on the rationale of contacting me?
AG	:	Ms. Elgonated Vowels? What an idiotic name.
AG	:	My name, if you haven’t read a 8ook, is Vriska.
AG	:	Vriska Serket.
GIV	:	So it shall be, Ms. Serket.
GIV	:	Still, comments on your elongated vowels travel far.
AG	:	You remind me
AG	:	Of a certain man.
AG	:	One that I don’t want to think about.
GIV	:	And who will that be?
TELFE	:	Me. Of course.
TELFE	:	Although my anonymity seems to be stripped here.
TELFE	:	TELFE is what, exactly?
AG	:	Ha! Serves you right, you stupid manipul8ve 8east.
GIV	:	Now, now. Restrictions on verbal conflict must be imposed.
AG	:	And what is with you, then, making words longer than Kanaya’s?
AG	:	You just so want to talk to her.
AG	:	I’ll get her in a minute.
GIV	:	Hang on, what?
TELFE	: 	Wait for 10:2.
GIV	:	Yeah, sure. I’ve got the time.
GA	:	What Is The Problem Here
GA	:	Why Am I Summoned Here
GIV	:	And you must be the aforementioned “Kanaya” 7thing?
GA	:	The Way You Stated That Makes Me Somewhat Uncomfortable
GA	:	Don’t Do Anything About That Seven
GA	:	I Am Not Of The Seventh Gender If That Is What You Are Hazarding
GIV	:	Records show otherwise.
AG	:	See? 8ig words. I told you two will fit peeeeeeeerfectly.
GA	:	We Seem To Have Different Types Of Loquaciousness If That’s What You Meant
GIV	:	I’m not loquacious; I just use word order a little unconventionally.
TELFE	:	Does this even pertain to me?
TELFE	:	I’ll be back after a certain period of time.
TELFE	:	It all depends.
TELFE	Status = –1	
GA	:	GIV, If That Shall Be Your Name
GIV	:	No. It’s Doroeste.
GA	:	Very Well Then Doroeste
GA	:	There Is Something You Must Know
GA	:	Kalšunay Has Received Intelligence Of A Certain Planet Being Invaded
GA	:	I Do Not Know What Is Said Planet’s Name
GA	:	It Seems That That Data Is Restricted
EKD	:	Not really. Ask around! Look for answers!
GIV	:	Why didn’t you tell me anyway?
EKD	:	Because I forgot.
EKD	:	Call me clumsy.
GIV	:	Clumsy!
GC	:	1 SM3LL THE N33D FOR 1NFORM4T1ON
GC	:	TH4T SUNR1SE R3D
GC	:	1TS 1RR1S1ST4BL3
GIV	:	So apparently you told
GIV	:	Terezi
GIV	:	Of the planet!
GIV	:	I don’t know how you mistake us, with wildly different colors and names!
EKD	:	Yeah like whatever.
EKD	:	Does not matter now that you know who holds the key now does it?
GIV	:	I suppose that’s true.
GIV	:	So, Terezi, what shall be the name
GC	:	1T 1S
GC	:	OH GOD TH1S 1S H4RD
GC	:	3L3SK1STOKÁSO
GC	:	HOW DO3S ON3 PRONOUNC3 THAT >:?
GIV	:	Eleskitokáso? It’s just how you say it.
GIV	:	Elle-skit-o-ca(r)-so.
GIV	:	Pretty simple, isn’t it?
GC	:	HMM
GC	:	4PPAR34NTLY 1T 1S SOME K1ND OF S3CR3T M1L1T4RY B4S3
GC	:	4ND 4LSO 4 R3SORT 1SLAND
GC	:	THOSE TWO TH1NGS JUST DON’T GO TOG3TH3R
GC	:	1TS L1KE K4RK4TS BLOOD AND W4TER
GC	:	EUUGGH
GIV	:	That one!
GIV	:	EKD, just how do you manage this thing!?
GIV	:	You give these things to some odd girl way out in Alterniyë, and not me!?
EKD	:	Look I said I was sorry.
GIV	:	My rage is rampant!
GIV	:	But in any case, write on.
GC	:	TH4TS TH3 3ND OF TH3 P4P3R
GC	:	OH NO
GC	:	TH3 B4CK R34DS
GC	:	“FOR MOR3 1NFORM4T1ON PL34SE CONT4CT T4VROS N1TR4M OF 189 K3LTR3ST3 STR33T, 4KOR3NS3, 4LT3RN1Ÿ3.”
GC	:	TH4TS NOT HOW YOU SP3LL 4LT3RN14 >:[
GIV	:	Phonetic spelling. It’s important.
GIV	:	But in any case, boss, why!?
EKD	:	…

The original is this one; I don't know how to change from HTML to BBCode. Word to HTML: Easy. HTML to BBCode: Hard.

**KarneWarrior** · 09-19-2010, 11:10 AM

Well, it gave it a kind of...

of...

You know how the SCP site is written? Kinda like that. Very formal. Very buisiness-like. Not sure if that's what you were going for.

**JudgeDeadd** · 09-19-2010, 11:17 AM

what was this i don't even

**KarneWarrior** · 09-19-2010, 12:10 PM

Karkat and the Chocolate Factory
Part 3: Wherin the proprietor of the chocolate-making establishment is revealed. Karkat continues to rage as before. The parody becomes increasingly strained but less meta. Several dolls burst into flames attempting to rap.

The gates screeched open. The contestants stepped inside, and the gates shut again.

They were alone.

The doors to the chocolate factory opened. A tiny carapaced being poked his head out. Perched precariously on the tiny things head was a massive tower of hats, several of which looked as if they belonged to a clown of some sort. Vriska snorted.

The thing bumbled down the steps like a toddler, almost tripping himself up three times during his descent. Finally, he reached the contestants, all of whom were thoroughly annoyed by this point, save Gamzee, who looked as if nothing had happened.

"Mr. Nitram will see you now!" Squeaked the little thing. It turned away and began walking towards what looked like a garage, but with curtains hanging over it. The contestants trailed behind the thing until they reached the garage, where the being took it's leave, bowing before scuttling back off into the factory.

Several long minutes passed. The sweltering heat of the alternian night was oppressive. in no time, Equius had used all of his towels and Karkat was fuming. Then the curtains drew open, with some fanfare echoing from inside. Inside of the garage- no, theatre, were several puppets. The one in the forefront bore a flashy gold chain and a backwards baseball cap. The blue T-shirt that adorned his chest read CAL in bold white letters. One of the eyes glinted, but nothing had moved.

And then, everything did. The puppets stood themselves up and began to sing:

Yo, listen up.

They call me Lil' Cal,
I'm a little man
Wit' the grand plan
Listen up
We doin' dis like Japan

We got bots up in here
(bots up in here)
Been here since the new year
(since the new year)
But we be hangin'
Hidin'
Rollin' big
Cause mother-F'in Tavros got cash
he a pig!
but he dope
(dope!)
Just like a big bro
to us dolls
action figya's
Hell yeah, now we rollin'
We in the hot cars
low riders
like nottin' ya seen befo'
befo'
befo'
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Lil' Cals cohorts burst into flame. The inferno reached tendils of smoke into the dark altrnian sky. As for Lil' Cal himself...

The doll just disappeared. He blurred for a second and then he was just gone. Behind the group, someone clapped.

"oH, BRAVO! bRAVO! i CERTAINLY, uHH, eNJOYED THIS! bRILLIANCE IN IT'S PUREST, uHH, fORM, dON'T YOU THINK," Said Tavros Nitram. He had donned a quite outrageous purple suit for the occasion, complete with a top-hat, which he doffed as everyone spun around to gape at the famous candy-maker.

"i KNEW lIL' cAL WOULD BE, uHH, a ISSUE THOUGH, bAD DECISION ON MY PART," continued Nitram. He looked at the contestants with a great, flashy, sharp-toothed smile.

"aND WHO MIGHT YOU CHILDREN BE, hMM, i THINK cONTESTANTS, uHH, rIGHT," Asked Nitram in his slow way.

Karkat wanted to tear his own spleen out and beat himself with it. Today was going to be a long day.

Cal. He is my

**ToreaderTornado** · 09-19-2010, 05:24 PM

Can I just say that I love each and everyone one of you here? And I really mean it too.

The writing in this thread is incredible. It's a damn shame that I have such long lapses in catching up with this thread, because otherwise, I would be checking these updates as much as I do for the actual comic.

Just...thank you. All of you. I really don't know what more to say besides that.

**deathsbuddy** · 09-19-2010, 06:46 PM

I expect much fanfiction to be written about the most recent [S].

**Nakkirz** · 09-19-2010, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by death'sbuddy

I expect much fanfiction to be written about the most recent [S].

I've already got an idea.

[EDIT] Wrote it up!
This is possibly a prologue for a longer story.

His Kismesis

**Beep** · 09-19-2010, 08:43 PM

Nakkirz: I love you. Never stop. Never.

**Nomekop** · 09-19-2010, 08:47 PM

That is terrific.

It feels as if a liquid is running down the sides of my brain, and collecting in a reservoir at the bottom of my head.

**Metaflare** · 09-19-2010, 08:47 PM

Oh man, I was planning on writting something but goddamn I just forgot everything after reading that Nakk. NEVER STOP.

**kmsumrall** · 09-19-2010, 09:18 PM

Live the Dream

(part 2)
(Part 3)
(Part 4)

How this story came to be:

Also, I think this has my first pesterlog and the first use of color in one of my works.

**Isoraqathedh** · 09-20-2010, 04:51 AM

Originally Posted by KarneWarrior

Well, it gave it a kind of...

of...

You know how the SCP site is written? Kinda like that. Very formal. Very buisiness-like. Not sure if that's what you were going for.

Emancipating from me is that characteristic "Hong Kong English". We talk formal; none of us uses contractions like half the time, and some words in English are exclusive to us, like "amah" or "latté" (stress on e).

That must have rubbed off.

**Isoraqathedh** · 09-20-2010, 09:27 AM

413 Stories L1: GelostiBokanGi

Code:

50,000,000,184 k181+849° 308’ 41”
Sender ([])	Action (^)	Message ([])
GC	:	YOU R34DY
GA	:	Yeah Pretty Much
GC	:	L3TS DO TH1S TH3N
GC	sent	File /alarm37801.exe/
GC	execute	File /alarm37801.exe/
GIV	mood	(–180,800,  –1)
GIV	:	Why?
GC	:	>:]
GIV	:	Well congratulations, head is now throbbing.
GIV	:	I hope have elevated happiness feelings.
GIV	:	Like a (780,467, 1) or a (818,671, 1) or even a (999,237, 1).
GIV	:	Positively elated.
GC	:	LOOK 1 H4VE NO 1D34 WH4T ON 4LTERN14 YOU 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT
GC	:	BUT 1F YOU W1LL
GC	:	TOMORROW YOU W1LL B3G1N YOUR M1SS1ON
GC	:	BUT F1RST
GC	:	W3 W1LL CONT4CT T4VROS F1RST
GIV	:	Right. Tavros.
GA	:	You Know
GA	:	The Guy With The Brown Text
GA	:	Constantly Stammering And With A Crippling Sense Of Self-Esteem
GA	:	I Hope The Pun Is Excused
AT	:	uHH, gUYS,
AT	:	tHAT’S AFTER HOURS,
AG	:	If that’s the case how are you still using that syntax????????
AT	:	tHAT’S JUST ME,
AT	:	bUT i HEAR THAT i, uHH, aM REQUIRED, hERE,
AT	:	wHAT IS THE, uHH, pROBLEM,
GA	:	Your Timing Is Just Right
GA	:	Do You Have A Small Piece Of Papyrus
GA	:	One Addressed To You
GA	:	In An Envelope Stamped With The Logo Of Kalšunay
AT	:	wELL, IT TURNS OUT, uHH, i DO,
AT	:	wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO, uHH, dO WITH IT,
AG	:	Read it you idiot.
AT	:	wELL, oKAY, tHEN,
AT	:	“yOU ARE REPORT TO THE sPACEPORT sTATION ON THE lINE OF tEN rOOFS ON THE cALENDIAN mETRO. 
AT	:	gO OFF TO EXIT s18 AND TAKE THE TELEPORTER INTO THE SHUTTLE PROVIDED BY THE cULTURE.
AT	:	mEET ON pORT 86 ON THE eLESTIKOKÁSO FOR FURTHER BRIEFING AND THE INTRODUCTION OF THE GAME.”
AT	:	tHAT’S ALL, uHH, tHERE IS TO IT,
AG	:	We are also told to help you using this program.
GA	:	I Will Be The Leader Of That One
GC	:	WH1LE 1LL H4NDL3 TH3 T3RM1NOLOGY
CG	:	WHOA WHAT IS THIS?
CG	:	AM I LATE FOR THE PARTY?
TA	:	ii am and 2o are you.
CG	:	YEAH WELL I’LL DEAL WITH THE FINER TROLL CULTURE FOR THOSE UNINITIATED.
CG	:	AS WELL AS MAKING SURE THAT YOU GUYS DON’T EXPLODE.
CG	:	FOR SOME REASON ELESTIKOKÁSO IS CURRENTLY COMPLETELY OCCUPIED BY EARTH THINGS.
CG	:	PRETTY UNUSUAL.
CG	:	ALMOST CERTAINLY CONTRIVED.
CG	:	BUT WHATEVER.
TA	:	whiile the re2t of us wiil deal wiith makiing thiings siimpler for you.
TA	:	you should be grateful.
AC	:	:33 < and also guide you over for some harder bits of the game!
CT	:	D --> We won’t directly help though
CT	:	D --> That’s part of the contract
CA	:	the contract that got this thin runnin in the first place
CA	:	so mainly its all you
CA	:	wwell meet you on the other side.
CA	:	elestikokáso that is
CA	:	until then its goodbye for you
GIV	:	Yeah. Rendezvous at the terminal on Calendia though, not back at Elestikokáso.
GIV	:	Time could be spent rationalizing with you.
GIV	:	Your kind is sort of difficult to decipher.
CA	:	yeah wwell wwhatevver
CA	:	in any case wwe havve to go noww 
CA	:	fef say bye to doroeste 
CC	:	BY-E DORO-EST-E! )(ope you )(ave a good time!
CC	:	BY--------------------------------------------E!
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**KarneWarrior** · 09-20-2010, 02:17 PM

Isoraqathedh, it is a rare talent to be able to keep someone captivated by a story when their sparing intellect does not allow them to grasp the plot.

You seem to have this gift.

Great read, dude.

***Sigh*** · 09-20-2010, 07:47 PM

Got the second one of the queen's intros.

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