MSPA fan fiction 2

[Katrika]

Eridan, of course.

Ishmael wants to follow in his footsteps.

[Dermonster]

An Idea I had for quite a while.

Soliloquy of the Damned: Prequel.

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Nebraska 19██, Undisclosed location.

A man stood upon a cliff and watched the proceedings below. Another lay still upon the ground next to him, unmoving. The workmen and regulators below payed them no mind, as if they weren't there.

"It is too early." He muttered. More trucks bypassed the extremely large fenced gate around the small mountain and headed toward the bottom of the cliff face. "You shouldn't have been there. You should not have sent that message."

The figure on the grass remained silent.

The man pondered at this new development. Would this affect... No. It wouldn't.

"You are very lucky that the time stream was not too compromised."

Again, the prone body on the ground remained silent.

"But still, you must be punished for your transgression."

He flicked his hand in the direction of the corpse. A flash of colored enveloped the body. A few seconds later, a new one lay upon the charred grass. It opened it's new, reformed eyes and looked at the man. Another flick, and it dissipated into a different time.

The man peered at the new construction below. He smiled.

"I suppose I could use a change of pace." The man muttered, as he slipped through a hole in reality.

[SkaianRedeemer]

@Katrika: I liked your Karkat, I d'awwed at your adorable grubs, but most of all I admired your willingness to sit down and come up with twelve mostly-silly, all in-character names.

[mutecebu]

Spacetime counselor:
"when shit gets real I hit the fan"
HAH classic!

[Katrika]

If Tavros hadn't named Vriska's grub, she would have named her Marquis Spinnerette Mindfang.

[Douhneill]

If Tavros hadn't named Vriska's grub, she would have named her Marquis Spinnerette Mindfang.

Hahahahahahahaha so true.

anyways, Tangent time!!!! :P
This started because I wanted to make a kind of "wazzup" thing using the characters (after waytovague's insane fic), and it kinda deteriorated into... this.

Warning: it is a very long pesterlog.

Wazzup?

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CEB at ?:?? opened memo on board CRAZY CON AIR MOVIE.

CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: sup
CEB: hi dave!
CEB: how are you?
CTG: pretty good i guess
CURRENT tentacleTherapist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Hello everyone.
CEB: hi rose!
CTG: sup
CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: hi everyone!!! :)
CEB: hi jade!
CTT: Hello.
CTG: sup
CURRENT carcinoGenesist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: WHAT IN GOG'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?
CTG: jegus it's him
CGG: aww, karkat, can't you see we're all just hanging out?
CEB: seriously, dude. chill.
CTT: This conversation is quicly getting out of hand.
CEB: i wonder who the next person to log in will be?
CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: WhAt'S uP mY fRiEnDs?
CEB: gamzee! long time no see!
CGG: gamzee!!! how are you?
CTG: whats up my crazy clown bro
CCG: DAMNIT GAMZEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
CTT: If I had to fathom a guess I would say he's making conversation.
CCG: SHUT UP ROSE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: Come on Kar. Relax. 8reathe.
CEB: hey vriska! how are things?
CTC: VrIsKa... WhAt'S uP?
CCG: OH MY GOG IS EVERYONE GOING TO RESPOND TO THIS MEMO?
CGG: that would be so much fun!!! :)
CTT: A conversation with sixteen participants is very likely to result in confusion.
CTG: yeah so whats wrong with that
CTC: It'D bE a MiRaClE, mAn.
CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33 < *ac enters a chat room full of people, drawn in by the commotion*
CTT: Hello, Nepeta.
CGG: hi, nep!!! :)
CCG: THIS CONVERSATION IS SO STUPID. EVERYONE HERE IS STUPID.
CAG: Since you are part of this conversation, does that mean you count as 8eing stupid as well?
CEB: hehehehehehehehe.
CTG: she got you there man
CTC: ThIs Is ThE bEsT tImE i'Ve HaD iN a LoNg TiMe.
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: 1'M OFF3ND3D TH4T NOBODY TOLD M3 4BOUT TH1S M3MO. SO M4NY D3L1C1OUS COLORS.
CTG: nobody told anyone about this terezi
CEB: yeah. I just kind of started the memo to see how it would turn out.
CTC: YoU sHoUlD dO tHiS a LoT mOrE oFtEn.
CCG: THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE THE IDIOCY I'M SEEING HERE.
CAC: :33 < *ac covers her ears to protect herself from cg's yelling, and then pounces to get him to stop*
CAG: *Marquise Mindfang continues the assault, tying cg to a chair and gaging him so he can no longer speak*
CGG: yay!!! the badness is over!!!
CTT: That is, until another one shows up.
CGG: what?
FUTURE carcinoGenesist [FCG] 3:14 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG: THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING TO END WELL.
FCG: I WOULD KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN IT.
CCG: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CONVERSATION FUTURE ME.
FCG: FUCK OFF.
CEB banned FCG from responding to memo.
CEB: sorry karkat, but one of you is enough for now.
CGC: H4H4H4H4 KARKAT. 1 C4N'T B3L31V3 YOU GOT B4NN3D BY 3GB3RT.
CAG: And just what is that supposed to mean, Terezi?
CTG: oh shit i think someone just stepped on a landmine
CAC: :33 < *ac hides in a corner to wait for the fireworks to end*
CTC: TaKe CoVeR!
CAG: Are you implying that John is too soft?
CGC: YOU 4ND 1 BOTH KNOW TH4T'S NOT WH4T 1 M34NT, VR1SK4.
CGG: guys, please don't do this right now!!!
CTT: Indeed, I doubt John intended for this conversational board to be a place for our negative impulses to run with wild abandon.
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Well, Then. May I Inquire As To What The Purpose Of This Memo Would Be?
CTT: I suppose so. John, what is the point of this memo?
CEB: i wanted us all to be talking together for once, instead of all these one-on-one conversations where nobody knows what everyone else is talking about.
CTG: yeah man theres too many secrets amongst us
CTG: arent we supposed to be friends
CAC: :33 < *ac nods her head in agr33ment*
CGG: so can we start with an apology, please?
CAG: Fiiiiiiiine. I'm sorry for overreacting, Terezi.
CGC: YOU 4R3 FORG1VEN. 4ND 1 4PPOLOG1Z3 FOR 1NS1NU4TING TH4T JOHN W4S SOFT.
CTC: So, WhAt ShOuLd We TaLk AbOuT?
CCG: WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION STILL HAPPENING?
CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
CCC: I heard t)(ere was some amusing conversation going on )(ere. 38)
CAC: :33 < feferiiiiiii!!!
CGG: hi feferi!!!
CAG: Peixes! Welcome to the party!
CGA: How Many Of Us Are Responding To This Memo At The Moment?
CTT: I believe the count is currently at eleven. Twelve, if you count future Karkat.
CTC: WhOa, WhO aRe We MiSsInG?
CTG: we don't have that STRONGNESS guy
CGC: NOR DO 4R3 SOLLUX, 4R4D14, OR 3R1D4N ONL1N3.
CGG: what about tavros?
CEB: i haven't seen him in a while. somebody should get him online.
CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAT: uHH, yOU DON'T HAVE TO FIND ME, i'M RIGHT HERE,
CGA: Well That Was Much Faster Than I Anticipated.
CEB: hi tavros!
CGG: hi tavros!!! :)
CCC: )(ello, Tavros!
CCG: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
CTG: chill out dude its not like we wont be talking like this when we all meet in real life
CTC: I'm SaViNg A hUgE pIe FoR tHe OcCaSiOn.
CAC: :33 < that will be so much fun!!! i can't wait!!! :33
CGC: 1T W1LL B3 4 D4Y TO R3M3MB3R.
CAG: Yeah. John and I have a score to settle.
CTT: You have a score to settle with John?
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: I challenged him to a recre8ional prank-off.
CTG: hahaha its a good thing you can steal yourself some luck because youre gonna need all of it
CCT: D --> I have been pestered by Nepeta to join this f001ishness.
CCT: D --> I am now questioning whether I should leave.
CGG: don't go, equius!
CAC: :33 < *ac tackles equius to make sure he cannot leave*
CCC: You )(ave no permission to go!
CAG: And why am I going to need all the luck?
CTT: You cannot hope to beat Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.
CAT: kINDA LIKE HOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME IN AN ABSCOND-OFF?
CCG: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
CEB: i don't want to sound rude, karkat, but i'm pretty sure everyone is just ignoring your posts right now.
CGC: P3RH4PS, BUT TH3R3 4R3 TH3 D1FF3R3NC3S 1N CULTUR3 TO B3 CONS1D3R3D.
CTC: It'S lIkE, yOu WaNt To Be MiScHeVoUs, NoT oUtRiGhT cRuEl Or InSuLtInG.
CGA: And That's What Made You Think You Would Be On An Even Playing Field?
CURRENT apcalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: i had t0ld myself i w0uldn't bec0me a part of this mem0.
CAA: but i'm b0red again.
CEB: hello, there... umm...
CGA: Aradia. I Suppose This Is The Your First Encounter With Her?
CCG: WELCOME TO THE SHIT HOUSE PARTY HOUSE.
CEB: the first time we spoke, she never gave me her name.
CTG: yeah she didnt really bother talking to us
CGG: hi, aradia!
CAG: Hey dead girl!
CTT: It is nice to see you haven't randomly exploded.
CCC: S)(e was going to randomly -EXPLOD-E?
CTC: MaN, tHaT wOuLd'Ve BeEn FuKiN' tErRiBlE.
CCT: D --> I do not see the problem. I could merely build another Aradiabot.
CGG: you built the aradiabot, equius?
CAC: :33 < un huh. equius is r33ly good with robots.
CGC: H3 H4S 4LSO BU1LT T4VROS' N3W L3GS.
CAT: tHANKS AGAIN FOR THAT, i REALLY LIKE THEM,
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: ------ERIDAN!!!!!!
CTG: hey its the pompous fish man.
CAC: :33 < hi eridan!!! :33
CEB: hey! it's nice to meet you!
CGG: so your name is eridan? that's a cool name!!!
CCA: i can't believe i'm glubbin talkin to you guys
CAG: Come on, Eridan. Liven up a 8it.
CEB: yeah!! i mean, we're all friends here, why not just have fun?
CCT: D --> While I do not agree that you humans could call us friends, I do agree that we should amuse ourselves in this f100d of conversation.
CAA: indeed. b0red0m is bested by entertainment.
CGC: SO NOW TH3 ONLY ON3 NOT H3R3 IS SOLLUX.
CCG: IF YOU THINK SOLLUX IS GONNA WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
CTT: How do you suggest we get him to join?
CGA: I Doubt We Would Be Able To Persuade Him Diplomatically.
CAT: tHEN WHO'S GOING TO GET HIM TO JOIN?
CTC: I'vE gOt ThIs OnE.
CAG: You sure you got this one, Gamzee?
CTC: No PrObLeM.
CEB: ...
CEB: hey! what's going on?
CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: SW33T NOW TH4T 3V3RYON3 1S H3R3 W3 C4N R34LLY G3T TH1S P4RTY ST4RT3D.
CAG: Gamzee you are one crazy guy.
CTA: ii'll have you know that ii don't agree to thii2 none2en2e
CEB: what happened?
CTC: NoThInG tOo SpEcIaL, jUsT tHrEaTeNeD hIm WiTh OlD PiE.
CCG: YOU THREW ONE IN HIS FACE AND ANOTHER DOWN HIS SHIRT WHILE HE WAS BLINDED YOU INSANE SHIT.
CTT: Suddenly I'm not sure I want the pie when we meet in person.
CGC: H4H4H4 G4MZ33.
CTC: CoMe On MaN! i'M nOt PlAnNiNg On GiViNg YoU bAd PiE.
CTG: thinking of then we totally need another rap battle man
CTC: ThAt ShIt WaS mAdE oF mIrAcLeS, mAn.
CAT: cOULD i JOIN IN ON THIS RAP BATTLE?
CTG: dude we are all going to be a part of this rap battle
CTG: well be starting fires so sick that they cough and die of asphynxiation
CCT: D --> It will be a 100dicrous rap battle. Only the STRONG will survive.
CEB: you are the star. it's you.
CGA: And THEN The Big Man Comes
CGA: For A Little One On One
CGG: kanaya, you know about those?
CGC: 1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU R34D THOS3.
CCA: but it turns out to be CRAZY wwhat kind of dunks this guy has
CTG: hahahahaha seriously everyone reads sbahj
CTT: I'm telling you, air like that is UNREAL.
CAC: :33 < it doesn't even HAPPEN
CCG: MOST OF THE TIME
CAA: 0_0
CCC: Did Karkat just follow along with us?
CTC: GoD tHiS iS tHe BeSt MoThErFuCkIn' PaRtY i HaVe EvEr SeEn.
CGC: DUD3 G3T TH3 RUL3R COM3 CH3CK TH1S OUT.
CTA: dude hurry he22 e2capiing from above
CAT: DUDE... YOU GOT TO flip IT, turn-ways
PAST carcinoGenecist [PCG] 612 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PCG: THE BIG MAN
PCG: HASS THE ROCK
[PGC] ceased responding to memo.
CAG: Good gog this is the 8est memo that I have ever 8een able to particip8.
CTT: Indeed.
CCC: Way too muc)( fun!
CGG: oh boy I can't wait until we all meet up in person!!! :)
CAC: :33 < its going to be soooooo fuuuuun!!!! :33
CAA: yes. it will be quite the m0numental date.
CTA: ii almost dont want two leave
CCG: I GOTTA ADMIT
CCG: IT WASNT AS BAD AS I EXPECTED
CCG: NOW TO GO TROLL MYSELF
[CCG] ceased responding to memo.
CCA: i believve this memo has run its course
CCA: see you guys later
[CCA] ceased responding to memo.
CAA: alth0ugh this has been quite entertaining, i believe i will be g0ing as well.
[CAA] ceased responding to memo.
CTA: iim lookiing forward two our next encounter
[CTA] ceased responding to memo.
CCT: D --> Until we meet again.
[CCT] ceased responding to memo.
CAG: I'm off too.
CAG: catch you l8er.
[CAG] ceased responding to memo.
CGA: Rose, We'll Keep In Touch.
[CGA] ceased responding to memo.
CAC: :33 < bye everyone!!
[CAC] ceased responding to memo.
CCC: Well, good nig)(t everybody.
[CCC] ceased responding to memo.
CAT: gONNA GO PRACTICE MY RHYMES NOW,
CAT: sEE YOU,
[CAT] ceased responding to memo.
CTC: PrOmIsE mE yOu WoNt WrItE oFf ThE pIeS.
CGC: NO PROM1S3S!!!
[CGC] ceased responding to memo.
CTC: :o(
[CTC] ceased responding to memo.
CEB: well, now it's just us
CGG: yup!
CTT: Indeed.
CTG: true
CTG: we should totally organize something soon
CGG: that would be so fun!
CTT: We haven't all been face to face in a long time, have we?
CEB: i'm working on a plan asap.
CGG: okay! but I think we should get some sleep first.
CTT: I will, thank you.
CTG: nighty night everybody
CEB: good night.
CTT: Good night.
CGG: good night!
[CTG] ceased responding to memo.
[CTT] ceased responding to memo.
[CGG] ceased responding to memo.

[CEB] closed memo.

[Katrika]

That was great. Seriously great.

[Douhneill]

That was great. Seriously great.

thank you. I seriously thank you.

[nightmarechild]

You are a god for taking the time to put in the colors. (even if you didn't do that yourself you are still a demi god)

[Douhneill]

You are a god for taking the time to put in the colors. (even if you didn't do that yourself you are still a demi god)

if you do it as you go, it's pretty easy. It's actually easier (to me) than the alternative.

[Dermonster]

They all went to sleep.[/fridgehorror]

[Douhneill]

I'm assuming they got to a point where sleeping would be comfortable - their nonchalant reactions to the concept of sleeping should be a big indication of that.

[SkaianRedeemer]

Either that or they create a new way to sleep. I'm not referring to my lazy, last-second plot hole fixing aside in AHiHH, but more in the whole "creating a new universe" sense. Assuming they do. Whatever, this isn't the IDE thread. I'm just with you in not wanting a bummer ending, even if... *sniff*... even if some characters might die.

Either way, that rainbow of text was epic, Douhneill, and you should feel good.

[raequiem]

Memofics are my favorite fics, and I am in awe of your color-coding prowess.

[Douhneill]

Colorzilla is my friend.

*edit* @skaianRedeemer - Thank you. And you guys are making me feel like I could pull an acrobatic pirouette off the handle and win a medal.
I don't even know which handle!

[Author]

Colorzilla is my friend.

*edit* @skaianRedeemer - Thank you. And you guys are making me feel like I could pull an acrobatic pirouette off the handle and win a medal.
I don't even know which handle!

That was in fact so awesome I'm using my 69th post to comment on it.

This was suppose to be for "Alpha and Omega - I".

Whatever, I dropped Pizza on my keyboard from laughter. (Happened when everybody started quoting SBaHJ.)

[Douhneill]

Colorzilla is my friend.

*edit* @skaianRedeemer - Thank you. And you guys are making me feel like I could pull an acrobatic pirouette off the handle and win a medal.
I don't even know which handle!

That was in fact so awesome I'm using my 69th post to comment on it.

This was suppose to be for "Alpha and Omega - I".

Whatever, I dropped Pizza on my keyboard from laughter. (Happened when everybody started quoting SBaHJ.)

EVERYBODY reads SBaHJ.
And I found out which handle i'd do a pirouette off of.
all the handles. all of them.

[Bink]

If anyone recalls the Karkat x Karkat x Karkat fanfic... This is a semi-continuation. I use "continuation" veeeery lightly there.
The original stories/scripts are here: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4077596

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(The following conversation is based on a real conversation!)
Kebs: Why don't you go write something?
Bink: Like what?
Kebs: Like Karkats in Space. Just write all of it.
Bink: How would I write all of it? It's an open-ended series!
Kebs: Then clearly you must write until you have used every story possible
Kebs: Every bit of dialogue/plot twist/boop that could ever occur with three karkats.
Kebs: In space.
Bink: Even the one where they...
Kebs: Yes.
Bink: And do that stuff with...
Kebs: Yes.
Bink: And go back in time to...
Kebs: Yes. Especially that one.
Bink: ...Fine.
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KARKATS. IN. SPACE.
EPISODE...
Bink: Uhhhh... What episode was it again? 9 or somesuch?
Kebs: No, it was 5.
Bink: Are you sure?
Kebs: Yes, I'm sure.
Bink: Really? It's been two months. Surely we've made all sorts of episodes with mystery and intrigue and-
Kebs: Nope. 5.
Bink: Well, if you say so.
Bink: .......Say, where's ZigKirby? Doesn't he usually write most of this?
Kebs: He's unavailable at the moment.
Bink: What's he doing?
Kebs: Something very important.
Bink: You have no idea, do you?
Kebs: Nope!
Bink: Damn. All righty then. Let's try this again.
KARKATS IN SPACE: EPISODE 5 - Written by Bink. Hey! (What?) Ahem. (Ok, fine.)
--Written by Bink and Kebs. (Happy?) Sure.

K1: BOOP! WORDS REDACTED
K2: Shut up. We got you out of that looping shit months ago.
K1: BOOP! WORDS REDACTED
K2: FUCK!
K3: No, stop. I'm stopping this right now, before you two... hornfondlers kill each other.
K1: Hornfolders? THESE WORDS HAVE BEEN REDACTED
K3: No, hornfondlers.
K2: Dornfondlers?
K3: No, HORNfondlers.
K1: Corn cobblers? WORDS REDACTED
K3: For the love of gog! YOU TWO ARE FUCKING HORN-FOND-L-ERS
K2: All right, fine. Why don't you stop yelling at us and go fondle your horns in a corner!?
K3: WHAT!? No, you listen to me you pathetic excuse for a troll... bluh bluh rant rant
Narrator: Karkat Prime continues to rant for a while about the various hardships he's been put through over the past weeks, including being laughed at for that incident with Terezi and having to listen to "BOOP!" like, a million fucking times.
K2: Are you done yet?
K3: .......Yes.
K1: Fucking finally! You talked long enough. WORDS REDACTED
K2:Yeah, yeah, pipe down.
K3: Er... What now?
K2: Well, maybe we could-
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Bink: Uh, Kebs?
Kebs: Yeah, Bink?
Bink: I don't have any other ideas. Zig was kind of the main writer.
Kebs: Aw, he was nothing! Come on, Bink! You and me! We'll write the fuck out of Karkats in Space!
Bink: Wait, "the fuck out of Karkats in Space" just gave me an idea... This is probably going to be terrible, but I've got nothing else.
Bink: *deep breath in, suddenly start into next line*
Bink: Actually, before I do this, one last thing: Why did we replace all of Karkat 1's lines with "WORDS REDACTED?"
Kebs: It's what happens when one of the actors disappears.
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Bink: Ok, let's see here.... Ahem. *dramatically* "Karkat 2 gazed at Karkat 3 with spade-filled eyes."
K2: I don't think I'm ready for this.
K3: Shhh, it'll all turn out all right.
K2: Promise?
K3: Promise.
K2: Well, then le- Wait, what!? What the fuck are we doing!?
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Bink: Well, that didn't turn out well.
Kebs: No, no, you were doing great! You just need to take it a little bit further...
Bink: Well, fine then. If you have a great idea, by all means go ahead.
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K2: Ugh, I don't want anything to do with you!
K3: Glad to see tha-
K2: I want Karkat 1!
K3: ...What.
K1: I can't believe you're finally voicing your feelings, you moron. Go ahead, say what you're going to fucking say. WORDS REDACTED
K2: Oh finally we can drop this facade and show our true feelings freely! Come, my flushed companion! Let us fill these pails to the brim with our love!
K1: I thought you'd never fucking ask! WORDS REDACTED
K3:*in background* When did you two become so... Wait, where did you get those?
K2: Yes, yes! Oh my great gog, yes!
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Bink: No, stop. Stopstopstopstop. Just stop. Dear gog, man.
Kebs: What?
Bink: This is sounding like a bad fanfi- Oh wait, it is.
Kebs: Come on, Bink! I was almost to the part where K3 reveals his caliginous feelings for the teleporter!
Bink: You know what, I'm just going to end the episode here. Yeah, that sounds good.
...
Bink: But yeah, just... what the hell.
Zing: I warned you, man, I warned you about those fanfics.
END OF EPISODE FIVE
Bink: We have to do SOMETHING after the end, don't we? ......What are you doing here, ZingDev?
ZingDev: Oh, you know. Lurking. Watching. Lurking. Wait... Didn't I say that twice?
Bink: I have no idea. Why are you doing that in OUR writing?
Kebs: We don't let just anyone write this stuff. Let's see some credentials.
ZingDev: Like what?
Kebs: What sort of experience do you have writing fan fiction?
ZingDev: Well do you remember that one fanfic about Vriska and Kanaya in the bathroom?
Bink: Uh, no? No, I don't. And you know what? I'm ok with that.
Kebs: I don't believe I do.
ZingDev: Good, because that shit was disturbing.
Kebs: Er...
Bink: ..........
ZingDev: Also why do you have those "WORDS REDACTED" things?
Kebs:*under breath*...fuckin zigkirby
Bink: Well, you see..... Wait. No.
Bink: THIS IS THE END. WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANY MORE. THE META IN THIS IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS, GOT IT?
ZingDev: Fiiiiiiiine
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Bink: Hmmmmm. Is that a wrap, then?
Kebs: God, I hope so.

[Author]

If anyone recalls the Karkat x Karkat x Karkat fanfic... This is a semi-continuation. I use "continuation" veeeery lightly there.

I'm confused and aroused at the same time.

[Bink]

If anyone recalls the Karkat x Karkat x Karkat fanfic... This is a semi-continuation. I use "continuation" veeeery lightly there.

I'm confused and aroused at the same time.

There's a link in the post. It's not what you think.

[Author]

If anyone recalls the Karkat x Karkat x Karkat fanfic... This is a semi-continuation. I use "continuation" veeeery lightly there.

I'm confused and aroused at the same time.

There's a link in the post. It's not what you think.

Oh no, I read them all.

My words still stand.

[arianadream]

Hey everyone, I wrote a thing! It's the first chapter in what will be a who-knows-how-many-part series. It could get somewhat involved. It was inspired by a couple pieces of fanart, but I won't link them just yet because it's going to take quite a while to get to the related scenes, and I don't want to spoil it.

The Furthest Ring: Chapter 1

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With a bright flash and a low rumble, the sand-strewn island blew apart, pieces of rock and dead tree branches hurtling skyward, only to splash unceremoniously into the rainbow waters below. Standing on a nearby shore, Rose scowled, clasped her wands in her right hand and thrust it to one side, not even looking as they were dutifully collected from her. Rose turned on her heel to stride back up towards her house. With a nervous, darted glance, the erstwhile Casey, now the girl’s loyal familiar, scuttled after her.

An iridescent waterfall poured glistening waters into the sea just beneath the house. As Rose approached the front doorstep, she felt herself calm slightly. Though she may have bristled under her mother’s strange idea of parental care and guidance throughout the years, this was still her home, and there was something just a bit relaxing about walking over the threshold.

In the front hall, Rose stopped, her shoulders slumping. She wouldn’t admit it to herself, not yet, but she rather wished her mother were around right now. She might be a questionable role model at the best of times, but she’d always been happy to talk to Rose. She may not have given good advice, exactly, but at least she was someone – an adult, someone to take away the adolescent burdens that threatened even Rose’s aged soul.

But her mother had gone – Rose wasn’t sure where, but according to John, she was safe. In the meantime, Rose was on her own, and she would have to make her own decisions as best she could, using whatever other sources of information were available to her.

The trouble was, those sources were extremely limited. Rose had explored every inch of the Land of Light and Rain, so far as she knew, and had spoken with all the consorts, explored all the ruins. All she had gained were tantalizing hints, which raised more questions than they answered. Her first gate destroyed, she couldn’t proceed on to any of her friends’ lands. Only one avenue remained that she could think of.

Rose motioned to her salamander companion – Bubbles, as she called the creature. Or the viceroy. Rose was very big on titles; they amused her. Her familiar followed her up the stairs and into the bedroom, where Rose laid her hubtop and hubtopband on the desk. She curled up in her pile of yarn and knittings, then looked questioningly at her companion. “Will you keep an eye on me while I sleep?”

The viceroy nodded, clutching the Salamancer plush Rose had made. The creature always grabbed it to snuggle with as soon as they entered the room. Rose would never admit this, either, but it was absolutely adorable. The salamander settled down with its back against the wall to keep an eye on the strange young lady, just as it had during previous naps.

Rose was asleep within minutes, though her thoughts were troubled and restless. Even with all the knowledge of her future dreamself, all the magical powers she’d acquired through alchemy, and all the exploring and investigating she’d done, she still could not find the answers she sought.

What is the Green Sun?

Chapter 2 coming soon!

[BPrinny]

If Tavros hadn't named Vriska's grub, she would have named her Marquis Spinnerette Mindfang.

Hahahahahahahaha so true.

anyways, Tangent time!!!! :P
This started because I wanted to make a kind of "wazzup" thing using the characters (after waytovague's insane fic), and it kinda deteriorated into... this.

Warning: it is a very long pesterlog.

Wazzup?

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CEB at ?? opened memo on board CRAZY CON AIR MOVIE.

CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
TG: sup
CEB: hi dave!
CEB: how are you?
CTG: pretty good i guess
CURRENT tentacleTherapist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Hello everyone.
CEB: hi rose!
CTG: sup
CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: hi everyone!!!
CEB: hi jade!
CTT: Hello.
CTG: sup
CURRENT carcinoGenesist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: WHAT IN GOG'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?
CTG: jegus it's him
CGG: aww, karkat, can't you see we're all just hanging out?
CEB: seriously, dude. chill.
CTT: This conversation is quicly getting out of hand.
CEB: i wonder who the next person to log in will be?
CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: WhAt'S uP mY fRiEnDs?
CEB: gamzee! long time no see!
CGG: gamzee!!! How are you?
CTG: whats up my crazy clown bro
CCG: DAMNIT GAMZEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
CTT: If I had to fathom a guess I would say he's making conversation.
CCG: SHUT UP ROSE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: Come on Kar. Relax. 8reathe.
CEB: hey vriska! how are things?
CTC: VrIsKa... WhAt'S uP?
CCG: OH MY GOG IS EVERYONE GOING TO RESPOND TO THIS MEMO?
CGG: that would be so much fun!!!
CTT: A conversation with sixteen participants is very likely to result in confusion.
CTG: yeah so whats wrong with that
CTC: It'D bE a MiRaClE, mAn.
CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33 < *ac enters a chat room full of people, drawn in by the commotion*
CTT: Hello, Nepeta.
CGG: hi, nep!!!
CCG: THIS CONVERSATION IS SO STUPID. EVERYONE HERE IS STUPID.
CAG: Since you are part of this conversation, does that mean you count as 8eing stupid as well?
CEB: hehehehehehehehe.
CTG: she got you there man
CTC: ThIs Is ThE bEsT tImE i'Ve HaD iN a LoNg TiMe.
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: 1'M OFF3ND3D TH4T NOBODY TOLD M3 4BOUT TH1S M3MO. SO M4NY D3L1C1OUS COLORS.
CTG: nobody told anyone about this terezi
CEB: yeah. I just kind of started the memo to see how it would turn out.
CTC: YoU sHoUlD dO tHiS a LoT mOrE oFtEn.
CCG: THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE THE IDIOCY I'M SEEING HERE.
CAC: :33 < *ac covers her ears to protect herself from cg's yelling, and then pounces to get him to stop*
CAG: *Marquise Mindfang continues the assault, tying cg to a chair and gaging him so he can no longer speak*
CGG: yay!!! the badness is over!!!
CTT: That is, until another one shows up.
CGG: what?
FUTURE carcinoGenesist [FCG] 3:14 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG: THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING TO END WELL.
FCG: I WOULD KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN IT.
CCG: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CONVERSATION FUTURE ME.
FCG: FUCK OFF.
CEB banned FCG from responding to memo.
CEB: sorry karkat, but one of you is enough for now.
CGC: H4H4H4H4 KARKAT. 1 C4N'T B3L31V3 YOU GOT B4NN3D BY 3GB3RT.
CAG: And just what is that supposed to mean, Terezi?
CTG: oh shit i think someone just stepped on a landmine
CAC: :33 < *ac hides in a corner to wait for the fireworks to end*
CTC: TaKe CoVeR!
CAG: Are you implying that John is too soft?
CGC: YOU 4ND 1 BOTH KNOW TH4T'S NOT WH4T 1 M34NT, VR1SK4.
CGG: guys, please don't do this right now!!!
CTT: Indeed, I doubt John intended for this conversational board to be a place for our negative impulses to run with wild abandon.
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Well, Then. May I Inquire As To What The Purpose Of This Memo Would Be?
CTT: I suppose so. John, what is the point of this memo?
CEB: i wanted us all to be talking together for once, instead of all these one-on-one conversations where nobody knows what everyone else is talking about.
CTG: yeah man theres too many secrets amongst us
CTG: arent we supposed to be friends
CAC: :33 < *ac nods her head in agr33ment*
CGG: so can we start with an apology, please?
CAG: Fiiiiiiiine. I'm sorry for overreacting, Terezi.
CGC: YOU 4R3 FORG1VEN. 4ND 1 4PPOLOG1Z3 FOR 1NS1NU4TING TH4T JOHN W4S SOFT.
CTC: So, WhAt ShOuLd We TaLk AbOuT?
CCG: WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION STILL HAPPENING?
CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
CCC: I heard t)(ere was some amusing conversation going on )(ere. 3
CAC: :33 < feferiiiiiii!!!
CGG: hi feferi!!!
CAG: Peixes! Welcome to the party!
CGA: How Many Of Us Are Responding To This Memo At The Moment?
CTT: I believe the count is currently at eleven. Twelve, if you count future Karkat.
CTC: WhOa, WhO aRe We MiSsInG?
CTG: we don't have that STRONGNESS guy
CGC: NOR DO 4R3 SOLLUX, 4R4D14, OR 3DR14N ONL1N3.
CGG: what about tavros?
CEB: i haven't seen him in a while. somebody should get him online.
CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAT: uHH, yOU DON'T HAVE TO FIND ME, i'M RIGHT HERE,
CGA: Well That Was Much Faster Than I Anticipated.
CEB: hi tavros!
CGG: hi tavros!!!
CCC: )(ello, Tavros!
CCG: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
CTG: chill out dude its not like we wont be talking like this when we all meet in real life
CTC: I'm SaViNg A hUgE pIe FoR tHe OcCaSiOn.
CAC: :33 < that will be so much fun!!! i can't wait!!! :33
CGC: 1T W1LL B3 4 D4Y TO R3M3MB3R.
CAG: Yeah. John and I have a score to settle.
CTT: You have a score to settle with John?
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: I challenged him to a recre8ional prank-off.
CTG: hahaha its a good thing you can steal yourself some luck because youre gonna need all of it
CCT: D --> I have been pestered by Nepeta to join this f001ishness.
CCT: D --> I am now questioning whether I should leave.
CGG: don't go, equius!
CAC: :33 < *ac tackles equius to make sure he cannot leave*
CCC: You )(ave no permission to go!
CAG: And why am I going to need all the luck?
CTT: You cannot hope to beat Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.
CAT: kINDA LIKE HOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME IN AN ABSCOND-OFF?
CCG: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
CEB: i don't want to sound rude, karkat, but i'm pretty sure everyone is just ignoring your posts right now.
CGC: P3RH4PS, BUT TH3R3 4R3 TH3 D1FF3R3NC3S 1N CULTUR3 TO B3 CONS1D3R3D.
CTC: It'S lIkE, yOu WaNt To Be MiScHeVoUs, NoT oUtRiGhT cRuEl Or InSuLtInG.
CGA: And That's What Made You Think You Would Be On An Even Playing Field?
CURRENT apcalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: i had t0ld myself i w0uldn't bec0me a part of this mem0.
CAA: but i'm b0red again.
CEB: hello, there... umm...
CGA: Aradia. I Suppose This Is The Your First Encounter With Her?
CCG: WELCOME TO THE SHIT HOUSE PARTY HOUSE.
CEB: the first time we spoke, she never gave me her name.
CTG: yeah she didnt really bother talking to us
CGG: hi, aradia!
CAG: Hey dead girl!
CTT: It is nice to see you haven't randomly exploded.
CCC: S)(e was going to randomly -EXPLOD-E?
CTC: MaN, tHaT wOuLd'Ve BeEn FuKiN' tErRiBlE.
CCT: D --> I do not see the problem. I could merely build another Aradiabot.
CGG: you built the aradiabot, equius?
CAC: :33 < un huh. equius is r33ly good with robots.
CGC: H3 H4S 4LSO BU1LT T4VROS' N3W L3GS.
CAT: tHANKS AGAIN FOR THAT, i REALLY LIKE THEM,
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: ------ERIDAN!!!!!!
CTG: hey its the pompous fish man.
CAC: :33 < hi eridan!!! :33
CEB: hey! it's nice to meet you!
CGG: so your name is eridan? That's a cool name!!!
CCA: i can't believe i'm glubbin talkin to you guys
CAG: Come on, Eridan. Liven up a 8it.
CEB: yeah!! i mean, we're all friends here, why not just have fun?
CCT: D --> While I do not agree that you humans could call us friends, I do agree that we should amuse ourselves in this f100d of conversation.
CAA: indeed. b0red0m is bested by entertainment.
CGC: SO NOW TH3 ONLY ON3 NOT H3R3 IS SOLLUX.
CCG: IF YOU THINK SOLLUX IS GONNA WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
CTT: How do you suggest we get him to join?
CGA: I Doubt We Would Be Able To Persuade Him Diplomatically.
CAT: tHEN WHO'S GOING TO GET HIM TO JOIN?
CTC: I'vE gOt ThIs OnE.
CAG: You sure you got this one, Gamzee?
CTC: No PrObLeM.
CEB: ...
CEB: hey! what's going on?
CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: SW33T NOW TH4T 3V3RYON3 1S H3R3 W3 C4N R34LLY G3T TH1S P4RTY ST4RT3D.
CAG: Gamzee you are one crazy guy.
CTA: ii'll have you know that ii don't agree to thii2 none2en2e
CEB: what happened?
CTC: NoThInG tOo SpEcIaL, jUsT tHrEaTeNeD hIm WiTh OlD PiE.
CCG: YOU THREW ONE IN HIS FACE AND ANOTHER DOWN HIS SHIRT WHILE HE WAS BLINDED YOU INSANE SHIT.
CTT: Suddenly I'm not sure I want the pie when we meet in person.
CGC: H4H4H4 G4MZ33.
CTC: CoMe On MaN! i'M nOt PlAnNiNg On GiViNg YoU bAd PiE.
CTG: thinking of then we totally need another rap battle man
CTC: ThAt ShIt WaS mAdE oF mIrAcLeS, mAn.
CAT: cOULD i JOIN IN ON THIS RAP BATTLE?
CTG: dude we are all going to be a part of this rap battle
CTG: well be starting fires so sick that they cough and die of asphynxiation
CCT: D --> It will be a 100dicrous rap battle. Only the STRONG will survive.
CEB: you are the star. it's you.
CGA: And THEN The Big Man Comes
CGA: For A Little One On One
CGG: kanaya, you know about those?
CGC: 1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU R34D THOS3.
CCA: but it turns out to be CRAZY wwhat kind of dunks this guy has
CTG: hahahahaha seriously everyone reads sbahj
CTT: I'm telling you, air like that is UNREAL.
CAC: :33 < it doesn't even HAPPEN
CCG: MOST OF THE TIME
CAA: 0_0
CCC: Did Karkat just follow along with us?
CTC: GoD tHiS iS tHe BeSt MoThErFuCkIn' PaRtY i HaVe EvEr SeEn.
CGC: DUD3 G3T TH3 RUL3R COM3 CH3CK TH1S OUT.
CTA: dude hurry he22 e2capiing from above
CAT: DUDE... YOU GOT TO flip IT, turn-ways
PAST carcinoGenecist [PCG] 612 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PCG: THE BIG MAN
PCG: HASS THE ROCK
[PGC] ceased responding to memo.
CAG: Good gog this is the 8est memo that I have ever 8een able to particip8.
CTT: Indeed.
CCC: Way too muc)( fun!
CGG: oh boy I can't wait until we all meet up in person!!!
CAC: :33 < its going to be soooooo fuuuuun!!!! :33
CAA: yes. it will be quite the m0numental date.
CTA: ii almost dont want two leave
CCG: I GOTTA ADMIT
CCG: IT WASNT AS BAD AS I EXPECTED
CCG: NOW TO GO TROLL MYSELF
[CCG] ceased responding to memo.
CCA: i believve this memo has run its course
CCA: see you guys later
[CCA] ceased responding to memo.
CAA: alth0ugh this has been quite entertaining, i believe i will be g0ing as well.
[CAA] ceased responding to memo.
CTA: iim lookiing forward two our next encounter
[CTA] ceased responding to memo.
CCT: D --> Until we meet again.
[CCT] ceased responding to memo.
CAG: I'm off too.
CAG: catch you l8er.
[CAG] ceased responding to memo.
CGA: Rose, We'll Keep In Touch.
[CGA] ceased responding to memo.
CAC: :33 < bye everyone!!
[CAC] ceased responding to memo.
CCC: Well, good nig)(t everybody.
[CCC] ceased responding to memo.
CAT: gONNA GO PRACTICE MY RHYMES NOW,
CAT: sEE YOU,
[CAT] ceased responding to memo.
CTC: PrOmIsE mE yOu WoNt WrItE oFf ThE pIeS.
CGC: NO PROM1S3S!!!
[CGC] ceased responding to memo.
CTC: (
[CTC] ceased responding to memo.
CEB: well, now it's just us
CGG: yup!
CTT: Indeed.
CTG: true
CTG: we should totally organize something soon
CGG: that would be so fun!
CTT: We haven't all been face to face in a long time, have we?
CEB: i'm working on a plan asap.
CGG: okay! but I think we should get some sleep first.
CTT: I will, thank you.
CTG: nighty night everybody
CEB: good night.
CTT: Good night.
CGG: good night!
[CTG] ceased responding to memo.
[CTT] ceased responding to memo.
[CGG] ceased responding to memo.

[CEB] closed memo.

Delicious memofic.

[-Benedict]

Nursery and Wazzup: New best fics. Adorable babbytrolls and a full-house memo in one day? MY YAM IS HEAVEN

(OK actually I'm still waiting on more Unhinged but still)

[Graven_Image]

All it needs is some Unhinged an Page 77 will be the new Page 59.