Don't listen to him, Team Fucia Fuscia Fuchia Fyoosha is a bunch of losers.
THERE I SAID IT
Hey other team!
ME ME ME. You seem slightly too energetic about shooting things. But you DO NOT CARE.
You have NO WEAPONS, nor do you have BATTLE TRAINING. All you have is HYPERACTIVITY and... no, that's all you have. However, it will make you SURELY make you INVALUABLE.
Ohh, that's how you spell it, thanks for pointing that out.
EDIT: Heres a present for Tesseract.
It's definitely not a disguised bomb.
((I don't actually know where the design is from, I just found that custom computer through GIS))
Last edited by Lieutenant Fish; 08-26-2010 at 07:58 PM.
A random portalling technique I'm using.
Then I leave both portals on the opposite traffic lane.
TEAM FUCHSIA CAN SUCK IT.
EDIT: Once I pass Washington-Idaho state border ads will have "ADD" written on them.
Last edited by ASBusinessMagnet; 08-26-2010 at 07:51 PM.
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EDIT: In short, I'm thinking with portals.
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Seeing that I now make myself LEADER of (at least the offensive) PERIWINKLE TEAM, I drop miscalaneous provisions to my cheery pal...
LIKE THIS PAINT TURRET
THINKING WITH PORTALS
BRING IT FU-FU-FUSHIOUS
Hey Solaris, how about that Spellingcheck guy, he looks like offence material. I think I saw him smashing up random cars when we were flying over the house. We should commit more than half of our current forces to the assault, provided we can get transportation. Reinforcements will be deployed at hq anyway.
> Go inside and steal some keys.
You enter the conveniently unlocked front door after thanking Solaris for the sw33tl00t. There is a hideously colored key on the floor, which you assume belongs to the car outside. You grab it, and astonishingly enough it does.
Your inventory currently contains a DEVICE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUN, two ICE CREAM BARS, and a FUCHSIA CAR KEY. You are pretty much screwed with regards to a paintball battle anywhere beyond the confines of this house.
You don't want to drive the car away or take the package or anything. That would be discourteous and also illegal. Not like that really matters now. Instead you decide to check inside this box left inside the car.
> Open the box???
You obtained A PAINTBALL RIFLE WITH A DEVILBEAST STICKER. It seems to be a normal paintball rifle, but upon closer inspection yeah it's a normal paintball rifle.
There is also a note inside.
> Read the note.
You take the note. Underneath is a HEAVILY ARMED RABBIT and A FEW MORE LETTERS.
The note says:
get out of my friend's house you jerk!!!
p.s. it is okay, here is a rifle. you will need it! also that turret will explode in a few minutes so run away!
p.p.s. don't take this car okay?
You sheepishly close the lid of the box minus rifle and letter and put it back into the car. Now you just have to deal with an exploding turret? You grab the phone left by the offense team and call them about a possible change of plans...
> Look up.
Shit. Okay it would probably be a really good idea to take this car but the owners of the house should be back soon from the ice cream you treated them to to get them out of the house and um... Oh hey a conveniently unoccupied minivan with the engine running.
You call NOVA and tell him being on defense is no longer necessary. You also call Lt. Fish and Solaris to inform them the house is totally screwed and follow everyone else east.
Last edited by RLabs; 08-27-2010 at 12:54 AM.
Whelp, you heard the boss. Off the goddamn roof.
Damn, that was a hard-core jump. You just jumped off a roof. This is gonna be awesome.
Unfortunately, upon landing, you realize you are still this hobo. Damnit.
Your Pesterchum handle is dyingOrbit, and you're usually at the very least idling about. If you want to get at one of my characters specifically, just drop a line there. I also have a(n empty) tumblr I guess?
[They meet us here on the block / They key broke off in the lock / I'll meet you down at the well / I'll meet you down at the well.]
Oops, the speeding car is not going where you are going. But you have a plan.
(The "cA" symbol "the Aperture Science "A." logo" isn't something drawn on a car, it's the symbol which represents me in such schematics.)
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It looks like Solaris has left to find more people for the assault.
>Obtain sweet ride.
You expend your final MYSTIC WOLF WISH to enter a state of UNLIMITED POWER. You use this opportunity to conjure a PERIWINKLE WAR MACHINE.
>Return to the real world.
It looks like your war machine is just a GIGANTIC PIECE OF PLASTIC. Lousy two-bit discount wolf magic! You decide to investigate this mysterious school bus instead.
You are Nehh, the Periwinkle Paintmaster, and with your mighty CAVALRY SABER COVERED IN WET PAINT you will bring paint-flavored doom to the evil fuchsia oppression!
Just a short time ago, you were a master of STEALTHILY SITTING ON ROOFTOPS. However, the roof has been blown up and thus is difficult to sit on. So be it.
You also have a sidequest - collecting all the PERIWINKLE ORNAMENTS to add to your hat. You already have the first of the five, the PERIWINKLE FLAG. Next up are the PERIWINKLE COCKTAIL UMBRELLA and the PERIWINKLE CHRISTMAS TREE FAIRY. Only when you collect them all will the true PERIWINKLE POWER be unleashed.
You have no idea what the PERIWINKLE POWER even does.
Okay fff here I am.
Sign me up for Fuschia!
YESSS SEGA. ♥
Just updated the list guys! What is with all this Periwinkle love bullshit. C'MON GUYS, DERSE. LET'S GO.
While his sissy teammates deal with sissy crap like exploding houses and portals and rockets and tanks, SPELLINGCHEK rides forth into battle.
Okay, or he pretends he's a cowboy for a bit. BUT EVENTUALLY, he rides east to battle on his FEROCIOUS WAR-LEOPARD.
[sorry it took a while for me to post, I was on a DAAAATE (insert xkcd comic here)]
Am I doing it wrong
You are called in from England to assist the Fuchsia team. Your chosen method of transport is your DRILL ROCKET POD. You prepare to land dangerously close to the rest of your team in an over-exaggerated manner.
Your name is SEGA. You emerge from the smoking crater fully prepared to assist your team, brandishing your ARM MOUNTED PAINTBALL RAILGUN. You are also, for whatever reason, wearing a SILLY ANIME WIG.
Last edited by Sega; 08-27-2010 at 06:00 PM.
Your BATTLE BUS ALARM goes off. You suspect it is angry because you gave it TWO CONSECUTIVE HORRIBLE PHOTOSHOPPINGS and a LOW QUALITY GIF IMAGE.
Wait no, this is the alarm that means someone is near your SUPPLY BUS, which you parked HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY. But that happens all the time so this alarm is PROBABLY MEANINGLESS.
Nevertheless you are too PARANOID to let it go unnoticed. You enter your BATTLE BUS.
Kindly ask Tesseract to turn that shit off ==>
I join team periwinkle.
You attempt to escape the incoming meteor by walking, very slowly, away from the explosion in a hard-boiled way.
It didn't work. After changing your pants, you decide to attempt to hitch a ride with the other team members.
"HEY!" you shout. "Can someone take me there? I wanna kick some Fuchsian ass!"
It did not dawn on you that you couldn't kick a fly's ass.
The bus's painted-over destination thing betrays it's alignment with the Fuschia Team.
Not that it really matters, since you were going to loot it anyway.
Holy shit, it's filled with GUNS and EXPLOSIVES and ALL SORTS OF KNIVES.
The door, however, is sealed tight.
You scrawl "LOL OWND'" over the STARBOARD VIEWPORTS, but you'll need another member of your team (with sufficient levels in Hijacking), to help you break in.
This doesn't stop you from rattling the doors for ten solid minutes out of frustration.
Where's Solaris and his Fucking Rocket Sled (FRS) when you need him/them?
Or anyone else, for that matter.