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I am in the progress of developing a VERY long adventure and rather than do the entire thing before getting an idea of how it'll actually work, I'm planning on starting a prologue/prequel adventure based on part of the adventure that would otherwise be an unseen backstory.
All the necessary content, such as characters is already done; I just need is someone with enough free time in January that's up to the task of drawing some sweet Sci-Fi goodness. There's going to be at least one space battle involved amongst other things, so it will probably be difficult, but I'd probably give my left nut for a good artist.
Land of Skyscrapers and Kangaroos (Sydney, Australia)
Posts
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Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Welp, here's LE REQUEST
Can somebody make me an avatar of my current avatar-- http://i.imgur.com/DGRAa.jpg
But in the still of the characters of Homestuck in the interactive sections when you are talking to somebody, like this-- http://i.imgur.com/B2tVK.png
Possibly animated. And also another version with suggestive eyebrows AND/OR EATING PEANUTS if possible.
Hope it's not too big an ask...Thanks!
Last edited by liquidMountain; 12-31-2011 at 09:24 PM.
Reason: OHMYGOD NOT ANOTHER NEW AVATAR MEME NOOOOOOO
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
Sigquotes-
From these VERY SAME FORUMS
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
Originally Posted by vengeanceCreed
VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
(PRIVATE MESSAGES)
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
From MC Forums
The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
From Steam
Current liquidMountain(CLM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBug...eature=related
CaptainBlox (SG-11): what the hell?
Current liquidMountain(CLM): ikr
Current liquidMountain(CLM): It's like it's giving me a message
Current liquidMountain(CLM): something like
Current liquidMountain(CLM): IT'S DAYTIME GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
From Pesterchum
CLM: .LOL BRB GUNNA HAMMER SOME BABIES.
CLM: .woah why did I even type that.
CLT: wwat
CNW: that is the greatest brb message i have ever seen
CNW: holy shit
CNW: the fact that its in caps makes it so much better
From elsewhere
"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane
"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
I have a request... I have no picture to start with, but... I want... Um... Well a description would be: Hair: A bit of a mess (kind of like he didn't brush it). Sign (no idea what it's called): A classic thunderbolt (yellow). Eyes: Sunglasses (Light blue). And I think that covers it... If anyone can make that, I would appreciate it...
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Anybody out there who can help me make a few musics? I need at least three. They are going to be for my website and I will give you complete credit for the music.
Here are the songs I would like:
The first two are 8-Bit "Battle Musics". One for my character Elise (Torchin) White and one for my character "Seth White". I would recommend reading the story just to get caught up and understand the characters. The story is "Season Three" and there is a link to the homepage in my signature.
I also need a slow, sad, non 8-bit song based on the Intermission from my site. It is called "Memories of Eve". Could you make that?
For those interested, I always need some Fan Art as well!
Last edited by spycomic29; 01-02-2012 at 01:58 PM.
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Originally Posted by Electro
I have a request... I have no picture to start with, but... I want... Um... Well a description would be: Hair: A bit of a mess (kind of like he didn't brush it). Sign (no idea what it's called): A classic thunderbolt (yellow). Eyes: Sunglasses (Light blue). And I think that covers it... If anyone can make that, I would appreciate it...
I don't think anyone can work with this little detail. Can you be a bit more specific?
that is to say, "shmloop" and "schmloioioioioiooooooop" are both one syllable
Originally Posted by Dmabster
Sir, you have now used my own pun to make me look retarded.
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by The One Guy
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by Captain Lhurgoyf
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by FieryBlacksmith
Is Dave going to put the iShades over his regular shades?
Obviously.
Double Shades.
All the way across the face?
Yeah! Yeah!
So chill.
Double shades all the way across the face?!
Wa! Wa! Oh my gog!
My shades are nakking at me!
nak nak nak nak nak nak nak MY SHADES ARE TALKING TO ME nak nak nak nak
Oh my god this is so chill
I can't even captchalogue it on my captcharoid camera.
Originally Posted by Kiwise
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
There is no kidding.
THERE IS ONLY ZUUL.
Originally Posted by Sega
Just replace Best of Thread with Segamanips, problem solved
Originally Posted by Niggy
Originally Posted by PriffyViole
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
I would wager it is Gamzee. Think about it: (s)he has long hair, always wears make-up, and has a feminine name.
And looks damn good in a dress.
NOOOOOOOO
Originally Posted by Isoraqathedh
Accent varies according to mood, time and the number of sneezes in the past five hours.
Originally Posted by Roflstilzken
Originally Posted by Raddishh
I recently just started loving Nepeta a lot. I AM WORRIED BECAUSE EVERYTHING I LOVE DIES.
QUICKLY, LOVE BEC NOIR!!
Originally Posted by avantBaron
I wonder how long until WV starts writing love letters to English.
...Wow. I never thought I'd say that.
Originally Posted by nupanick
Are the undead even allowed to use chainsaws? That's kinda like a charmander using water gun, isn't it?
Originally Posted by He Who Slumbers
[Almost Human sang this post out loud]
Originally Posted by Esrever
i just realized that eridan would say "wwwwe wwrestlin" in the right circumstance
Originally Posted by Tesseract
JuSt LeT mE sNeAk Up On ThIs BoTtLe Of EqUiUs
Originally Posted by avidGamer
Originally Posted by laserdogbad
at the end everybody breaks out of the dream bubbles really epicly
I'm going to save that quote, so that if it doesn't happen, I can go...
"Looks like your bubbles been...
*puts on sunglasses
Popped
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by SWari69
MayorSillyBiscuits is now a meme, and can't be nominated.
There goes my Emmy, you bastard.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Don't worry, what you just said reminded me of Gamzee in a dress, so you're safe there.
You mean, have a sig that is 228px too wide and 10px too tall?
Originally Posted by stealthyMonster
My gog, it all makes sense, no wonder karkat's ancestor was the sexiest
Originally Posted by Ace Rimmer
"wwait wwhat eqi wwhy are you doing this i am your superior gogdammit put me dowwn OH GOG THE PAIN"
Originally Posted by Vorked Larfleeze
MAN, A TRUE FANTROLL IS ALWAYS ON FIRE
AND IS A BEAR
HE ALSO NEEDS A LASER EYE AND A SHOTGUN
ALSO A CHAINSAW HAND
HE NEEDS FLYING ROLLERBLADE SHOES WITH MINI ROCKETS ON THE BACK
HE NEEDS COOL SHADES
MAN HE NEEDS THOSE CAPRI SHORTS WITH ALL THE POCKETS TO HOLD ALL HIS SHIT IN YO
ALSO A SHIRT OR SOMETHING
YEAH HE NEEDS A SHIRT WITH A SKULL ON IT A SKULL THAT ALSO HAS SHADES
AND HE HAS GOTTA BE SKATEBOARDING OUT OF AN EXPLOSION
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT
Originally Posted by ectocal
Originally Posted by SWari69
Originally Posted by Patrick
Originally Posted by ectocal
No no no
This is all clearly a setup for the romantic comedy Hussie has been writing
"The Shit and the Handle"
The Fan comes along in Season 2 and causes some tricky love triangles.
HandlexFan OTP
Shit loved Hook more anyway
Originally Posted by crash826
On Alternia, the ice cream tastes like trees, the trees taste like mint, and the mint tastes like blood.
Everything else tastes like fudge and insecticide.
Originally Posted by The Cool
Originally Posted by voodooKobra
Theory: J. wields a gunblade, but he falls back onto IRISH PUB BOXING when he is disarmed.
J: Pick up Keyblade.
You pick up the GUNBLADE.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
Well, nobody else touched the doorknob. If they had, humans might have had eight legs and whiskers and two heads and scales and been STRONG and lived underwater and could fly and glowed in the dark and been high all the time. And had red blood, I guess.
...I really hope to wake up tomorrow and find out that someone has drawn this overnight.
Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd
Originally Posted by projectlex
Feferof?
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Fefiroth!
Fefiroth!
Originally Posted by audience_cat
No, I think you get rabid ostriches sent round to your house if you do that. MSB tried to send them to me, but I live in NZ and he couldn't get them through the quarantine laws.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
Also, you know what would be weird? If there was a passage in Mindfang's journal about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal, which was a stone tablet with pictographs depicting her riding a plank of driftwood down a river and throwing hand-carved stone d4s at cave-trolls.
Originally Posted by Iamthebigman
PS in that pic is what I look like right now.
I'm even sitting in the legs of a nightmare beast.
Originally Posted by Snowmanne
Originally Posted by Ichimoto
I now constantly hear every action I make as if it is a command from an unknown 3rd party
It's pretty weird...
and disorienting.
>YOU THERE! BOY!
>STOP BEING PRODUCTIVE AND BROWSE THE INTERNET!
Originally Posted by AProcrastinatingWriter
Originally Posted by pimudragonfeline
Do you like to use the full extent of your vocabulary? (Large words & expletives)
I hate defining words to people...
I digress, I use abscond more now but I believe it was one of the lesser used words in my lexicon.
[/Darn my verbosity organ has activated]
Originally Posted by SWari69
So, they could be a crescent roll about to descend into her mouth from the air?
Originally Posted by Rational Absurdity
I would rename Karkat Vantas to Michael Weir.
And I would change Equius Zahhak to Michael Weir.
Then, I would change Sollux Captor to Michael Weir.
Afterwards, I would rename Eridan Ampora to Michael Weir.
I would then follow up by changing Tavros Nitram to Michael Weir.
But I think, for Gamzee Makara, I would change his name to Michael Weir.
On an unrelated note, I'm very egotistical.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
I remember the classic games, where dying set your console on fire and some guy would come over and punch you in the face. And this was before microtransactions, so you had to put in a mail order to get the next digit in the password for your level, which was on fire and came with a punch in the face. And instead of controllers, we had to use a pile of razor blades that were on fire and could punch you in the face. And when you won, instead of creating a universe and becoming a god, you got a congratulations screen that was on fire and punched you in the face. And you know what the games were about? GOOD HYGIENE, that's what.
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
Another conquest for the English language! "Asphalt" is ours!
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Originally Posted by PriffyViole
Originally Posted by Electro
I have a request... I have no picture to start with, but... I want... Um... Well a description would be: Hair: A bit of a mess (kind of like he didn't brush it). Sign (no idea what it's called): A classic thunderbolt (yellow). Eyes: Sunglasses (Light blue). And I think that covers it... If anyone can make that, I would appreciate it...
I don't think anyone can work with this little detail. Can you be a bit more specific?
It's actually pretty specific. He gives little detail and wants the acceptee to expand upon what he has given.
Observe:
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Wow... Spycomic29... Thanks. Actually that's almost exactly what I had in mind for my request... And the result was perfect. Thanks again. If I tried to draw that, I would end up with... Fire starter... That picture is exactly what I had in mind when I requested it. I suck at drawing and giving accurate detail for what I'm trying to say, so you did great at getting my request done so well. ^-^
Land of Skyscrapers and Kangaroos (Sydney, Australia)
Posts
970
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
VIRTUAL HUG
Is anybody doing our requests?
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
Sigquotes-
From these VERY SAME FORUMS
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
Originally Posted by vengeanceCreed
VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
(PRIVATE MESSAGES)
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
From MC Forums
The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
From Steam
Current liquidMountain(CLM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBug...eature=related
CaptainBlox (SG-11): what the hell?
Current liquidMountain(CLM): ikr
Current liquidMountain(CLM): It's like it's giving me a message
Current liquidMountain(CLM): something like
Current liquidMountain(CLM): IT'S DAYTIME GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
From Pesterchum
CLM: .LOL BRB GUNNA HAMMER SOME BABIES.
CLM: .woah why did I even type that.
CLT: wwat
CNW: that is the greatest brb message i have ever seen
CNW: holy shit
CNW: the fact that its in caps makes it so much better
From elsewhere
"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane
"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Originally Posted by lemurGavel
Could somebody please draw my fantroll? (That's paint splattered on her face, not blood btw xD)
I'd love to draw your fantroll, I'm not sure if you already got a response. I'm having a hard time making out the symbol on her shirt though. Also, do you care what pose/facial expressions she has?
Land of Weather and Kangaroos (Melbourne, Australia)
Posts
58
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Welp, here's LE REQUEST
Can somebody make me an avatar of my current avatar-- http://i.imgur.com/DGRAa.jpg
But in the still of the characters of Homestuck in the interactive sections when you are talking to somebody, like this-- http://i.imgur.com/B2tVK.png
Possibly animated. And also another version with suggestive eyebrows AND/OR EATING PEANUTS if possible.
Hope it's not too big an ask...Thanks!
Is this what you were after?
Variants:
Non-animated:
Eyebrows:
Eyebrows + Peanuts:
Avatar-sized:
I didn't do a version with the hood down because all my attempts looked absolutely terrible. I'm really only good at editing things
Land of Skyscrapers and Kangaroos (Sydney, Australia)
Posts
970
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Originally Posted by Chimervera
Is this what you were after?
Variants:
Non-animated:
Eyebrows:
Eyebrows + Peanuts:
Avatar-sized:
I didn't do a version with the hood down because all my attempts looked absolutely terrible. I'm really only good at editing things
How HIGH do you even have to BE just to DRAW this well? Thank you so much
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
Sigquotes-
From these VERY SAME FORUMS
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
Originally Posted by vengeanceCreed
VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
(PRIVATE MESSAGES)
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
From MC Forums
The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
From Steam
Current liquidMountain(CLM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBug...eature=related
CaptainBlox (SG-11): what the hell?
Current liquidMountain(CLM): ikr
Current liquidMountain(CLM): It's like it's giving me a message
Current liquidMountain(CLM): something like
Current liquidMountain(CLM): IT'S DAYTIME GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
From Pesterchum
CLM: .LOL BRB GUNNA HAMMER SOME BABIES.
CLM: .woah why did I even type that.
CLT: wwat
CNW: that is the greatest brb message i have ever seen
CNW: holy shit
CNW: the fact that its in caps makes it so much better
From elsewhere
"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane
"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
I was wondering if someone could draw me a human!Aradia somewhat based off of this description:
Pale with lots of small freckles on her face. Long, dark brown hair that reaches to her waist and never behaves. Her eyes are a chocolate brown, and she has a bit of a smallish nose. From her neck to her right arm is a scar from an accident when she was younger. She's about 5' 7" and very thin. Tends to stick to dark clothing, skirts and flowy shirts, sorta faerie-like.
And if anyone could also make a 100x100 version to go with it you will have all of my love, all of it
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
I was thinking of creating a tumblr for my fan-character. I'd like someone to create images for it. I can't offer you anything like money, but if they'd like to share the tumblr with me and add your fan-character, I'd be perfectly willing to do that! Please consider it!
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Errr... Hello. So I realized I've been kicking it around on these forums for about two weeks now, and I'm still rather lacking an avatar. I also happen to lack an avatar. Anything anyone feels like whipping up would be positively delightful, but for some reason I seem to have the idea of a mobster mockingbird, complete with fedora, stuck in my head. If anyone could fulfill this, or just feels like being creative and whipping something, anything up, you will be idolized in an image that fills the void in my heart/right next to my posts.
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
i wanted to make a fanadventure and was wondering if anyone wanted to do the art for it, pm me if you want more details
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
Originally Posted by FowlJ
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Originally Posted by Wulf
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Re: Art Requests, Jobs, and Offerings - READ FIRST POST BEFORE PROCEEDING
Hey, this is a bizarre request, but I'm going to need someone to re-keyboard the piano parts of Doctoral Thesis for me (it's for the contest!) because I do not currently have a midi keyboard and right now it sounds too perfect.
I can make the sheet music if it's needed; I just need the resulting midi file(s) as they are played by a person in order to make it sound less perfect.