TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[ZDG]

THE MOST EGOISTICAL PROGRAM IN EXISTENCE:

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THIS.DIE(U)

[Spherallic]

-- ignitedChaos [iC] began trolling Trollslum --
iC: WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT
iC: FORUMS ARE RETARDED
iC: BUT APPARENTLY I NEED TO FUCKING FIND SOMEONE TO PLAY THIS GOGDAMNED GAME
iC: AND THESE RETARDED FORUMS SEEM TO BE THE ONLY WAY
iC: JEGUS CHRIST
iC: MY LUSUS INSISTED THAT I HAVE TO PLAY THIS RETARDED GAME CALLED SGURB OR SOMETHING
iC: I DONT KNOW WHY HE WANTED ME TO FUCKING DO THAT
iC: BUT ANYWAY
iC: DOES SOMEONE HERE ACTUALLY WANT TO BE MY GOGDAMNED SERVER
iC: ONE OF THOSE RETARDED CREATURES STEALED MY FUCKING SERVER DISK
iC: THAT MOTHERFUCKER WILL PAY FOR THAT
iC: BADLY
iC: BUT AS I SAID BEFORE
iC: SOMEONE BE MY SERVER
iC: PLEASE

[ZDG]

-- ignitedChaos (iC) began trolling Trollslum --
iC: WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT
iC: FORUMS ARE RETARDED
iC: BUT APPARENTLY I NEED TO FUCKING FIND SOMEONE TO PLAY THIS GOGDAMNED GAME
iC: AND THESE RETARDED FORUMS SEEM TO BE THE ONLY WAY
iC: JEGUS CHRIST
iC: MY LUSUS INSISTED THAT I HAVE TO PLAY THIS RETARDED GAME CALLED SGURB OR SOMETHING
iC: I DONT KNOW WHY HE WANTED ME TO FUCKING DO THAT
iC: BUT ANYWAY
iC: DOES SOMEONE HERE ACTUALLY WANT TO BE MY GOGDAMNED SERVER
iC: ONE OF THOSE RETARDED CREATURES STEALED MY FUCKING SERVER DISK
iC: THAT MOTHERFUCKER WILL PAY FOR THAT
iC: BADLY
iC: BUT AS I SAID BEFORE
iC: SOMEONE BE MY SERVER
iC: PLEASE

GA:You're not the only one to search for a server...
GA:\ROLLEYES

[McKnackus Theoneth]

-- mutineerKrusader [MK] began trolling viralAcronyx [VA] --

MK: WEll, that SurE took a NEtloaI=) of timE
MK: i'vE got all thoSE coNtraptioNS all riggEI=) up for ya
MK: i'll be daNgEI=) if I kNEW WhErE though.
MK: Not EvEN With my Navigatory SkillS
MK: I=)o mE a favor Will ya?
MK: tEll yEr bErmuda Whirlpool hivE to laNdlock itSElf oN a jaggEI=) rocky cliffsiI=)E

[ZDG]

BTw, i'm forming a team with Troxol, do you want to join, IC? (if you aren't in a team yet, of course.)

[Samulus]

-- disparatePotency [DP] began trolling Trollslum --

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DP: uh -
DP: hi - guys -
DP: does - uh -
DP: does - anyone - need - a - server -
DP: for - sgrub - i - mean -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: that - works - too - i - guess -
ST: I don't mind being either.
ST: It's getting harder to ignore the craters in the sand.
ST: And I made a promise that I wouldn't die yet.
ST: So if you need someone to get in that chain, it's cool with me.
ST: Whatever works best for you.
DP: :/ -
DP: wait -
DP: what - chain? -
DP: anyway -
DP: uh -
DP: i - think -
DP: id - rather - be - the - client -
DP: well -
DP: yeah -
DP: ill - be - the - client -
DP: also -
CC: Mmm... SGRUB? Would that be that nnnew cookinnng gammme? Mmm...
DP: whod - you - make - a - promise - to -
DP: oh -
DP: uh -
CC: Mmm... I love that gammme! Its like I'mmm really cookinnng in mmmy ownnn kitchennn with a big-eyed troll and plennnty of colorful annnd funnn innngrediennnts. Mmm...
DP: i - dont - think - sgrub - is - a - cooking - game -
DP: its -
DP: :/ -
DP: im - not - really - sure -
ST: From my understanding, and just going through what I've learned through others.
ST: You can set up a chain of people, I think?
ST: With like.
ST: One person acting as server to a client, then that client acts as a server to another client.
ST: And so on, until there's like.
ST: A bunch of people in, then the last client that entered brings the first server in as a client?
ST: I dunno, it's kind of confusing.
ST: I can be the starting server, though.
ST: My hive is kind of.
ST: Mobile?
ST: I guess?
DP: ok -
DP: i - just - need - the - server - disk - right -
DP: ill - start - downloading - right - now -
CC: Mmm... wait... oh. There's nnno cookinnng. Are those mmmy Pasty Pastries? Yes! They're donnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Well, if we're goinnng to be playinnng SGRUB, despite the lack of culinnnary minnni-gammmes, I guess a bit of junnnk food is innn order. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I sure wish I could sennnd sommme of these delicious baked goods to you guys. Mmm...
ST: I don't have either the client or the server stuff.
ST: I only really found out about the game the other day, I guess?
ST: Also, food sounds delicious, CC. I haven't eaten in a while.
ST: I can't really cook though. Too bad, really.
WB: Man.
WB: I have heard NOTHING but bad news about that game.
WB: Not only is it LAME but it's supposedly BAD LUCK.
WB: I suggest tossing any copy you see of it out the window.
CC: Mmm... But I founnnd free copies of the gammme innn the stommmach of a lusus I killed. Nnneedless to say I had a good mmmeal that day. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Besides, I'mmm sure it cannn't be that bad. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I cannn't believe I didnnn't remmmemmmber about havinnng the gammme beforehannnd. Mmm...
WB: Whatever man.
WB: Your mistake.
WB: Just remember I warned you.
ST: I will remember fondly your vague and questionable warnings.
ST: That have no real backing. Or detail.
ST: They will stand out to me.
ST: Forever.
WB: Hey.
WB: I'm just passing along what I've heard.
WB: That and I got the game not too long ago.
WB: Lusus speared it like instantly.
WB: If that's not a sign I dunno WHAT is.

DP: um -
DP: ok -
DP: it - finished - dowloading -
DP: if - anyone - cares -
CC: Mmm... Awesommme. Wait... shit. Mmmy fuckinnng lusus just rannn off with yet annnother of mmmy creative culinnnary creationnns. The innngrediennnts for those cakelets took mmme a mmmonth to collect! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm sick annnd tired of mmmy food funnn gettinnng stolennn like a fatty onnn a diet. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Whatever. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... wait... so there really is nnno cookinnng in SGRUB? Fuck, like, what ammm I supposed to do nnnow? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm nnnot very good at gammmes.
DP: oh - man - guys -
DP: i - took - a - nap -
DP: after - i - made - this - fanhuman -
DP: (cause - i - really - needed - another) -
DP: cause - i - was - feeling - really - kinda - depressed - after - i - finished - and - realized - just - how - pathetic - i - really - am -
DP: by - the - way -
DP: past - me - >:| -
DP: go - to - sleep -
DP: you - know - you - get - weird - late - at - night -
DP: anyway -
DP: i - still - need - a - server -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: i - guess - im - hooking - up - with - st? -
DP: cool -
CC: Mmm... I donnn't thinnnk I'll be playinnng. Mmmy lusus is innn dire nnneed of sommme disciplinnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Mmmy pastries mmmust be avennnged! Mmm...

[apatheticZombie]

-- sleepytimeGourmet [SG] began trolling Trollslum --

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SG: Zzo doezz anyone elzze wanna play the game???
SG: I think I mezzzzed up though...
SG: Only gotta client dizzc on ma dezzk...
SG: I dunno where ma zzerver dizzc got ta...
SG: Guezzzz I can go lookin for it again while I wait around fer a rezzponse???
AA: youdont want to ply that game
AA: iwold throw that diskaway
AA: and nevertink about it again
SG: Oh...
SG: That kinda makezz me...
SG: More interezzted now yknow...
SG: Didja already play it???
AA: kindalitle
AA: i servered someoneand wathed it fuck up mylife
AA: its prety much uh
AA: relly shity
AA: actualy itsprobably too late for you
AA: ihope you like meteors
SG: I dunno about meteorzz...
SG: Gotta zzay I aint really a huge fan...
SG: There wazznt anythin about thizz on the backa the cazze...
SG: Thatzz bad marketin if ya azzk me...

AA: golok out the window and see if you seeany
AA: theyll probaby fallsoon if they arent now
AA: thats part one
SG: Ok I juzzt got back and there aint anythin happenin
SG: !!!
SG: Oh crap...
WB: Wait.
WB: Meteors.
WB: The fuck.
WB: I've never heard anything involving meteors with this game.
WB: I mean yeah I know it's a bad game that curses you wuth bad luck.
WB: But meteors.
WB: Shit man.
SG: Thizz izz zzorta more than juzzt bad luck...
SG: Bad luck zzhouldnt be zzomthin that killzz ya!!!
SG: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhit whaddo I do...

@ ZDG: Could I possibly get in on this too? If you don't already have other plans, that is. o:

[Aerok12]

-- disparatePotency [DP] began trolling Trollslum --

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DP: uh -
DP: hi - guys -
DP: does - uh -
DP: does - anyone - need - a - server -
DP: for - sgrub - i - mean -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: that - works - too - i - guess -
ST: I don't mind being either.
ST: It's getting harder to ignore the craters in the sand.
ST: And I made a promise that I wouldn't die yet.
ST: So if you need someone to get in that chain, it's cool with me.
ST: Whatever works best for you.
DP: :/ -
DP: wait -
DP: what - chain? -
DP: anyway -
DP: uh -
DP: i - think -
DP: id - rather - be - the - client -
DP: well -
DP: yeah -
DP: ill - be - the - client -
DP: also -
CC: Mmm... SGRUB? Would that be that nnnew cookinnng gammme? Mmm...
DP: whod - you - make - a - promise - to -
DP: oh -
DP: uh -
CC: Mmm... I love that gammme! Its like I'mmm really cookinnng in mmmy ownnn kitchennn with a big-eyed troll and plennnty of colorful annnd funnn innngrediennnts. Mmm...
DP: i - dont - think - sgrub - is - a - cooking - game -
DP: its -
DP: :/ -
DP: im - not - really - sure -
ST: From my understanding, and just going through what I've learned through others.
ST: You can set up a chain of people, I think?
ST: With like.
ST: One person acting as server to a client, then that client acts as a server to another client.
ST: And so on, until there's like.
ST: A bunch of people in, then the last client that entered brings the first server in as a client?
ST: I dunno, it's kind of confusing.
ST: I can be the starting server, though.
ST: My hive is kind of.
ST: Mobile?
ST: I guess?
DP: ok -
DP: i - just - need - the - server - disk - right -
DP: ill - start - downloading - right - now -
CC: Mmm... wait... oh. There's nnno cookinnng. Are those mmmy Pasty Pastries? Yes! They're donnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Well, if we're goinnng to be playinnng SGRUB, despite the lack of culinnnary minnni-gammmes, I guess a bit of junnnk food is innn order. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I sure wish I could sennnd sommme of these delicious baked goods to you guys. Mmm...
ST: I don't have either the client or the server stuff.
ST: I only really found out about the game the other day, I guess?
ST: Also, food sounds delicious, CC. I haven't eaten in a while.
ST: I can't really cook though. Too bad, really.
WB: Man.
WB: I have heard NOTHING but bad news about that game.
WB: Not only is it LAME but it's supposedly BAD LUCK.
WB: I suggest tossing any copy you see of it out the window.
CC: Mmm... But I founnnd free copies of the gammme innn the stommmach of a lusus I killed. Nnneedless to say I had a good mmmeal that day. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Besides, I'mmm sure it cannn't be that bad. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I cannn't believe I didnnn't remmmemmmber about havinnng the gammme beforehannnd. Mmm...
WB: Whatever man.
WB: Your mistake.
WB: Just remember I warned you.
ST: I will remember fondly your vague and questionable warnings.
ST: That have no real backing. Or detail.
ST: They will stand out to me.
ST: Forever.
WB: Hey.
WB: I'm just passing along what I've heard.
WB: That and I got the game not too long ago.
WB: Lusus speared it like instantly.
WB: If that's not a sign I dunno WHAT is.

DP: um -
DP: ok -
DP: it - finished - dowloading -
DP: if - anyone - cares -
CC: Mmm... Awesommme. Wait... shit. Mmmy fuckinnng lusus just rannn off with yet annnother of mmmy creative culinnnary creationnns. The innngrediennnts for those cakelets took mmme a mmmonth to collect! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm sick annnd tired of mmmy food funnn gettinnng stolennn like a fatty onnn a diet. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Whatever. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... wait... so there really is nnno cookinnng in SGRUB? Fuck, like, what ammm I supposed to do nnnow? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm nnnot very good at gammmes.
DP: oh - man - guys -
DP: i - took - a - nap -
DP: after - i - made - this - fanhuman -
DP: (cause - i - really - needed - another) -
DP: cause - i - was - feeling - really - kinda - depressed - after - i - finished - and - realized - just - how - pathetic - i - really - am -
DP: by - the - way -
DP: past - me - >:| -
DP: go - to - sleep -
DP: you - know - you - get - weird - late - at - night -
DP: anyway -
DP: i - still - need - a - server -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: i - guess - im - hooking - up - with - st? -
DP: cool -
CC: Mmm... I donnn't thinnnk I'll be playinnng. Mmmy lusus is innn dire nnneed of sommme disciplinnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Mmmy pastries mmmust be avennnged! Mmm...
DP: yeah -
DP: you - do - that -
DP: rolleyes.gif -
DP: anyway - st -
DP: whered - you - go -
DP: >:I -

[Noot]

-- disparatePotency [DP] began trolling Trollslum --

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DP: uh -
DP: hi - guys -
DP: does - uh -
DP: does - anyone - need - a - server -
DP: for - sgrub - i - mean -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: that - works - too - i - guess -
ST: I don't mind being either.
ST: It's getting harder to ignore the craters in the sand.
ST: And I made a promise that I wouldn't die yet.
ST: So if you need someone to get in that chain, it's cool with me.
ST: Whatever works best for you.
DP: :/ -
DP: wait -
DP: what - chain? -
DP: anyway -
DP: uh -
DP: i - think -
DP: id - rather - be - the - client -
DP: well -
DP: yeah -
DP: ill - be - the - client -
DP: also -
CC: Mmm... SGRUB? Would that be that nnnew cookinnng gammme? Mmm...
DP: whod - you - make - a - promise - to -
DP: oh -
DP: uh -
CC: Mmm... I love that gammme! Its like I'mmm really cookinnng in mmmy ownnn kitchennn with a big-eyed troll and plennnty of colorful annnd funnn innngrediennnts. Mmm...
DP: i - dont - think - sgrub - is - a - cooking - game -
DP: its -
DP: :/ -
DP: im - not - really - sure -
ST: From my understanding, and just going through what I've learned through others.
ST: You can set up a chain of people, I think?
ST: With like.
ST: One person acting as server to a client, then that client acts as a server to another client.
ST: And so on, until there's like.
ST: A bunch of people in, then the last client that entered brings the first server in as a client?
ST: I dunno, it's kind of confusing.
ST: I can be the starting server, though.
ST: My hive is kind of.
ST: Mobile?
ST: I guess?
DP: ok -
DP: i - just - need - the - server - disk - right -
DP: ill - start - downloading - right - now -
CC: Mmm... wait... oh. There's nnno cookinnng. Are those mmmy Pasty Pastries? Yes! They're donnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Well, if we're goinnng to be playinnng SGRUB, despite the lack of culinnnary minnni-gammmes, I guess a bit of junnnk food is innn order. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I sure wish I could sennnd sommme of these delicious baked goods to you guys. Mmm...
ST: I don't have either the client or the server stuff.
ST: I only really found out about the game the other day, I guess?
ST: Also, food sounds delicious, CC. I haven't eaten in a while.
ST: I can't really cook though. Too bad, really.
WB: Man.
WB: I have heard NOTHING but bad news about that game.
WB: Not only is it LAME but it's supposedly BAD LUCK.
WB: I suggest tossing any copy you see of it out the window.
CC: Mmm... But I founnnd free copies of the gammme innn the stommmach of a lusus I killed. Nnneedless to say I had a good mmmeal that day. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Besides, I'mmm sure it cannn't be that bad. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I cannn't believe I didnnn't remmmemmmber about havinnng the gammme beforehannnd. Mmm...
WB: Whatever man.
WB: Your mistake.
WB: Just remember I warned you.
ST: I will remember fondly your vague and questionable warnings.
ST: That have no real backing. Or detail.
ST: They will stand out to me.
ST: Forever.
WB: Hey.
WB: I'm just passing along what I've heard.
WB: That and I got the game not too long ago.
WB: Lusus speared it like instantly.
WB: If that's not a sign I dunno WHAT is.
DP: um -
DP: ok -
DP: it - finished - dowloading -
DP: if - anyone - cares -
CC: Mmm... Awesommme. Wait... shit. Mmmy fuckinnng lusus just rannn off with yet annnother of mmmy creative culinnnary creationnns. The innngrediennnts for those cakelets took mmme a mmmonth to collect! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm sick annnd tired of mmmy food funnn gettinnng stolennn like a fatty onnn a diet. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Whatever. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... wait... so there really is nnno cookinnng in SGRUB? Fuck, like, what ammm I supposed to do nnnow? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm nnnot very good at gammmes.

DP: oh - man - guys -
DP: i - took - a - nap -
DP: after - i - made - this - fanhuman -
DP: (cause - i - really - needed - another) -
DP: cause - i - was - feeling - really - kinda - depressed - after - i - finished - and - realized - just - how - pathetic - i - really - am -
DP: by - the - way -
DP: past - me - >:| -
DP: go - to - sleep -
DP: you - know - you - get - weird - late - at - night -
DP: anyway -
DP: i - still - need - a - server -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: i - guess - im - hooking - up - with - st? -
DP: cool -
CC: Mmm... I donnn't thinnnk I'll be playinnng. Mmmy lusus is innn dire nnneed of sommme disciplinnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Mmmy pastries mmmust be avennnged! Mmm...
DP: yeah -
DP: you - do - that -
DP: rolleyes.gif -
DP: anyway - st -
DP: whered - you - go -
DP: >:I -
ST: I went to pass out.
ST: Then this morning I had to help push the hive out of a crater.
ST: Then my lusus saw fit to grief me.
ST: So, are we doing this, or are we going to try and get some more people on board?
ST: I still need to look into finding the server and client programs.

[Metaflare]

-- sleepytimeGourmet [SG] began trolling Trollslum --

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SG: Zzo doezz anyone elzze wanna play the game???
SG: I think I mezzzzed up though...
SG: Only gotta client dizzc on ma dezzk...
SG: I dunno where ma zzerver dizzc got ta...
SG: Guezzzz I can go lookin for it again while I wait around fer a rezzponse???
AA: youdont want to ply that game
AA: iwold throw that diskaway
AA: and nevertink about it again
SG: Oh...
SG: That kinda makezz me...
SG: More interezzted now yknow...
SG: Didja already play it???
AA: kindalitle
AA: i servered someoneand wathed it fuck up mylife
AA: its prety much uh
AA: relly shity
AA: actualy itsprobably too late for you
AA: ihope you like meteors
SG: I dunno about meteorzz...
SG: Gotta zzay I aint really a huge fan...
SG: There wazznt anythin about thizz on the backa the cazze...
SG: Thatzz bad marketin if ya azzk me...

AA: golok out the window and see if you seeany
AA: theyll probaby fallsoon if they arent now
AA: thats part one
SG: Ok I juzzt got back and there aint anythin happenin
SG: !!!
SG: Oh crap...
WB: Wait.
WB: Meteors.
WB: The fuck.
WB: I've never heard anything involving meteors with this game.
WB: I mean yeah I know it's a bad game that curses you wuth bad luck.
WB: But meteors.
WB: Shit man.
SG: Thizz izz zzorta more than juzzt bad luck...
SG: Bad luck zzhouldnt be zzomthin that killzz ya!!!
SG: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhit whaddo I do...
WB: Shit man I dunno.
WB: Tell you what.
WB: Gonna look up a guide to see how this game works.
WB: I'LL SAVE YOUR ASS.


@ZDG: I wanna join too. At first I was like 'nah' and now I'm like 'yah'

[Tribor]

CantankerousGeode[CG] began pestering BreviloquentBuilder[BB]

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CG: SUP ma MORAIL BROOOOOOOO!!!
CG: B]
BB: nm i guess
BB: i was sleeping u no
CG: ahahaHA!!!
CG: when are ya NOT sleepingggg
CG: ya should TOOOOOTALLY go climbing with me DUUUUUUUUUDE
CG: we totes need to HANG OUT MORE
CG: YEAAH!
BB: i like sleep
BB: i dont like climbing
CG: what are ya taaaaaalking BOUT????
CG: climbing is da BESSSSST!
CG: wind in yas face and rocks between yas fingahs
CG: soooooo FUNNNNNN!!!
BB: no
BB: not after last time
BB: that was not fun
CG: I already TOOOOLD ya DUUUUUUUDE
CG: dats nevah happening again
CG: nevah EVER!!!!
BB: easy 4 u to say
BB: u didnt have rocks in between ur horns
CG: OOOOH now dont be SILLY
CG: dat was HARDLY dat bad at ALL
CG: I dont know HOW it even HAPpened
CG: but I remember us being INSIDE da caaave
CG: cause of dat shortcut da musclegoat INSISTED we TAAAAKE
CG: and den
CG: SUDDENLY dey were dere
CG: ALL OF THEM
CG: FOOKIN THOUSANDS, TRAVDUUUUDE!!!!
BB: well dont let it happen again
BB: the only shortcuts we shuld take r not starting in the 1st place
CG: pshhhHHNAWWWWW!!!
CG: dats no FUN at AAAAALLLLLLL!!!
CG: ya gotta do stuff
CG: ya just GOTTA!!
BB: sleep is stuff
CG: ...
CG: but it's not FUN stuff
BB: i think its fun
CG: but dat doesnt make any SEEEENSEEEEE!!!
CG: FUN is DOING STUFF
CG: CLIMBING STUFF
CG: gettin all WORKED UP an REACHING da SUMMIT!!!!
CG: EXTREMEEEEE!!!
BB: can i use the grappling hook
CG: ABSOGRUBBERFUCKINGLOOTLEY!!!!
CG: it aint right ta just go UNPREPARED and stuff
CG: ya gotta THINK AHEAD and experience DA MOMENT!!!!
CG: WOOOOO!!!!
BB: wat

CG: WOO
CG: wait wat did I say??
CG: PFF LOL OOPSSSS
CG: sorry bout dat, Vladster
CG: I meant dat yas cant POSSIBLY be as good as ME wid dis STUFFFFF
CG: so yas needs da help
CG: no worries wid dat is all
CG: B]
BB: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddd

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CG: Vladster???
CG: VLADSTERRRR?
CG: you dere, dude???
BB: i fell asleep
BB: hello
CG: hahahHAHAHA
CG: duuuuuuude
CG: yas EXTREMELY SILLY!!!
CG: like WOAH
CG: I reaaaally dont get how ya can just SLEEP
CG: JUST like DAT!!!
BB: i get tired

[ZDG]

Trolltag: darknessOmega
Text color is Dark Red (#004500)
Quirk: MMulttippliesssss mossst lettterssss.
Real Name: Tyranus Omicron
Physical Details:
-Has medium-sized horizontal horns.
-He is blind. (No, he's not just wearing cool shades)

Personality:
EXTREMELY elusive, you have to be lucky to see him online.

Likes:
DARK MAGIC, his (very few) friends, FIRE, JUST ANYTHING BURNING/FLAMMABLE.

Dislikes:
Cold stuff and HUGE BITCHES.

Lusus:
Some kind of one-eyed floating fleshbag.

Shirt symbol:
Omega.

Strife specibus Weapon kind:
Elementkind.

Fetch modus:
VOID, you have to remember your stuff names, because there's no card display!.

[Nehh]

Remember this guy? Now a sprite!

[Tribor]

Hey guys I made a Sprite tail for people to use if they want to make their own lusussprite =D

[Aerok12]

-- disparatePotency [DP] began trolling Trollslum --

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DP: uh -
DP: hi - guys -
DP: does - uh -
DP: does - anyone - need - a - server -
DP: for - sgrub - i - mean -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: that - works - too - i - guess -
ST: I don't mind being either.
ST: It's getting harder to ignore the craters in the sand.
ST: And I made a promise that I wouldn't die yet.
ST: So if you need someone to get in that chain, it's cool with me.
ST: Whatever works best for you.
DP: :/ -
DP: wait -
DP: what - chain? -
DP: anyway -
DP: uh -
DP: i - think -
DP: id - rather - be - the - client -
DP: well -
DP: yeah -
DP: ill - be - the - client -
DP: also -
CC: Mmm... SGRUB? Would that be that nnnew cookinnng gammme? Mmm...
DP: whod - you - make - a - promise - to -
DP: oh -
DP: uh -
CC: Mmm... I love that gammme! Its like I'mmm really cookinnng in mmmy ownnn kitchennn with a big-eyed troll and plennnty of colorful annnd funnn innngrediennnts. Mmm...
DP: i - dont - think - sgrub - is - a - cooking - game -
DP: its -
DP: :/ -
DP: im - not - really - sure -
ST: From my understanding, and just going through what I've learned through others.
ST: You can set up a chain of people, I think?
ST: With like.
ST: One person acting as server to a client, then that client acts as a server to another client.
ST: And so on, until there's like.
ST: A bunch of people in, then the last client that entered brings the first server in as a client?
ST: I dunno, it's kind of confusing.
ST: I can be the starting server, though.
ST: My hive is kind of.
ST: Mobile?
ST: I guess?
DP: ok -
DP: i - just - need - the - server - disk - right -
DP: ill - start - downloading - right - now -
CC: Mmm... wait... oh. There's nnno cookinnng. Are those mmmy Pasty Pastries? Yes! They're donnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Well, if we're goinnng to be playinnng SGRUB, despite the lack of culinnnary minnni-gammmes, I guess a bit of junnnk food is innn order. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I sure wish I could sennnd sommme of these delicious baked goods to you guys. Mmm...
ST: I don't have either the client or the server stuff.
ST: I only really found out about the game the other day, I guess?
ST: Also, food sounds delicious, CC. I haven't eaten in a while.
ST: I can't really cook though. Too bad, really.
WB: Man.
WB: I have heard NOTHING but bad news about that game.
WB: Not only is it LAME but it's supposedly BAD LUCK.
WB: I suggest tossing any copy you see of it out the window.
CC: Mmm... But I founnnd free copies of the gammme innn the stommmach of a lusus I killed. Nnneedless to say I had a good mmmeal that day. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Besides, I'mmm sure it cannn't be that bad. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I cannn't believe I didnnn't remmmemmmber about havinnng the gammme beforehannnd. Mmm...
WB: Whatever man.
WB: Your mistake.
WB: Just remember I warned you.
ST: I will remember fondly your vague and questionable warnings.
ST: That have no real backing. Or detail.
ST: They will stand out to me.
ST: Forever.
WB: Hey.
WB: I'm just passing along what I've heard.
WB: That and I got the game not too long ago.
WB: Lusus speared it like instantly.
WB: If that's not a sign I dunno WHAT is.
DP: um -
DP: ok -
DP: it - finished - dowloading -
DP: if - anyone - cares -
CC: Mmm... Awesommme. Wait... shit. Mmmy fuckinnng lusus just rannn off with yet annnother of mmmy creative culinnnary creationnns. The innngrediennnts for those cakelets took mmme a mmmonth to collect! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm sick annnd tired of mmmy food funnn gettinnng stolennn like a fatty onnn a diet. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Whatever. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... wait... so there really is nnno cookinnng in SGRUB? Fuck, like, what ammm I supposed to do nnnow? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm nnnot very good at gammmes.
DP: oh - man - guys -
DP: i - took - a - nap -
DP: after - i - made - this - fanhuman -
DP: (cause - i - really - needed - another) -
DP: cause - i - was - feeling - really - kinda - depressed - after - i - finished - and - realized - just - how - pathetic - i - really - am -
DP: by - the - way -
DP: past - me - >:| -
DP: go - to - sleep -
DP: you - know - you - get - weird - late - at - night -
DP: anyway -
DP: i - still - need - a - server -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: i - guess - im - hooking - up - with - st? -
DP: cool -
CC: Mmm... I donnn't thinnnk I'll be playinnng. Mmmy lusus is innn dire nnneed of sommme disciplinnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Mmmy pastries mmmust be avennnged! Mmm...
DP: yeah -
DP: you - do - that -
DP: rolleyes.gif -
DP: anyway - st -
DP: whered - you - go -
DP: >:I -
ST: I went to pass out.
ST: Then this morning I had to help push the hive out of a crater.
ST: Then my lusus saw fit to grief me.
ST: So, are we doing this, or are we going to try and get some more people on board?
ST: I still need to look into finding the server and client programs.

DP: oh -
DP: uh -
DP: sorry - then -
DP: anyway - yes -
DP: lets - get - more - people -
DP: also - also -
DP: im - noticing - a - pattern -
DP: were - all - green - bloods -
DP: we - should - be - like -
DP: all - green - bloods -
DP: because - thatd - be - awesome -
DP: also - im - a - bit - ocd -
DP: :V -
DP: so - yeah -
DP: hey - everyone -
DP: we - need - members -
DP: preferably - greenbloods -
DP: wait -
DP: wasnt - that - other - guy - starting - a - group -
DP: hang - on -
DP: globalApocrypha -
DP: he - should - join - our - team -
DP: he - looks - cool -
DP: so - far - at - least -

[crash826]

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You are now Diagna Excros.

You were brought up in a TROLL CONVENT, but everyone else in the place had already abandoned it. As such, you played among the discarded religious stuff and formed a weak but existing relationship with TROLL JEGUS. You want to be regarded as a GOOD PERSON, but this is hard when your society is geared toward BEING A BAD PERSON.

You are interested in folklore, particularly about the strange alien race known as HUMANITY. They have quite a few similarities to TROLLANITY, and as such, once humans were discovered to be real, you FLIPPED OUT and immersed yourself in HUMAN CULTURE. You now read GRAPHIC NOVELLAS, such as HUMAN SCOTT PILGRIM (as opposed to TROLL SCOTT PILGRIM, which SUCKS SO HARD) and OLD VIDEO GAMES (or NEW VIDEO GAMES THAT MASQUERADE AS OLD VIDEO GAMES IN TERMS OF GRAPHICS.)

You are secretly the FADED CLOUDER, a FLARPer only spoken of by the ELITE IN GAMES FOR GIRLS. You are the MASTER of the DAINTY TURNCOAT class, and have never failed to defeat your foes, except... you have lost 1 game. You are ON A QUEST TO AVENGE YOUR LOST GAME and DEFEAT THE BLIND LEGISLACERATOR.

Your trolltag is worldlingLayabout and you speak in a manner you think is sufficiently human... /\/\02+|_-<.

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Her room and lusus.

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And her hive.

Specibus: rulerKind
Lusus: Giant Flying Nun
Blood Color: Pale Blue
Color: #8C99B5
Typing quirk: Mostly types legibly and in a semi-erudite fashion, but may lapse into using symbols for letters occasionally.

[ZDG]

-- disparatePotency [DP] began trolling Trollslum --

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DP: uh -
DP: hi - guys -
DP: does - uh -
DP: does - anyone - need - a - server -
DP: for - sgrub - i - mean -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: that - works - too - i - guess -
ST: I don't mind being either.
ST: It's getting harder to ignore the craters in the sand.
ST: And I made a promise that I wouldn't die yet.
ST: So if you need someone to get in that chain, it's cool with me.
ST: Whatever works best for you.
DP: :/ -
DP: wait -
DP: what - chain? -
DP: anyway -
DP: uh -
DP: i - think -
DP: id - rather - be - the - client -
DP: well -
DP: yeah -
DP: ill - be - the - client -
DP: also -
CC: Mmm... SGRUB? Would that be that nnnew cookinnng gammme? Mmm...
DP: whod - you - make - a - promise - to -
DP: oh -
DP: uh -
CC: Mmm... I love that gammme! Its like I'mmm really cookinnng in mmmy ownnn kitchennn with a big-eyed troll and plennnty of colorful annnd funnn innngrediennnts. Mmm...
DP: i - dont - think - sgrub - is - a - cooking - game -
DP: its -
DP: :/ -
DP: im - not - really - sure -
ST: From my understanding, and just going through what I've learned through others.
ST: You can set up a chain of people, I think?
ST: With like.
ST: One person acting as server to a client, then that client acts as a server to another client.
ST: And so on, until there's like.
ST: A bunch of people in, then the last client that entered brings the first server in as a client?
ST: I dunno, it's kind of confusing.
ST: I can be the starting server, though.
ST: My hive is kind of.
ST: Mobile?
ST: I guess?
DP: ok -
DP: i - just - need - the - server - disk - right -
DP: ill - start - downloading - right - now -
CC: Mmm... wait... oh. There's nnno cookinnng. Are those mmmy Pasty Pastries? Yes! They're donnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Well, if we're goinnng to be playinnng SGRUB, despite the lack of culinnnary minnni-gammmes, I guess a bit of junnnk food is innn order. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I sure wish I could sennnd sommme of these delicious baked goods to you guys. Mmm...
ST: I don't have either the client or the server stuff.
ST: I only really found out about the game the other day, I guess?
ST: Also, food sounds delicious, CC. I haven't eaten in a while.
ST: I can't really cook though. Too bad, really.
WB: Man.
WB: I have heard NOTHING but bad news about that game.
WB: Not only is it LAME but it's supposedly BAD LUCK.
WB: I suggest tossing any copy you see of it out the window.
CC: Mmm... But I founnnd free copies of the gammme innn the stommmach of a lusus I killed. Nnneedless to say I had a good mmmeal that day. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Besides, I'mmm sure it cannn't be that bad. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I cannn't believe I didnnn't remmmemmmber about havinnng the gammme beforehannnd. Mmm...
WB: Whatever man.
WB: Your mistake.
WB: Just remember I warned you.
ST: I will remember fondly your vague and questionable warnings.
ST: That have no real backing. Or detail.
ST: They will stand out to me.
ST: Forever.
WB: Hey.
WB: I'm just passing along what I've heard.
WB: That and I got the game not too long ago.
WB: Lusus speared it like instantly.
WB: If that's not a sign I dunno WHAT is.
DP: um -
DP: ok -
DP: it - finished - dowloading -
DP: if - anyone - cares -
CC: Mmm... Awesommme. Wait... shit. Mmmy fuckinnng lusus just rannn off with yet annnother of mmmy creative culinnnary creationnns. The innngrediennnts for those cakelets took mmme a mmmonth to collect! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm sick annnd tired of mmmy food funnn gettinnng stolennn like a fatty onnn a diet. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Whatever. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... wait... so there really is nnno cookinnng in SGRUB? Fuck, like, what ammm I supposed to do nnnow? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm nnnot very good at gammmes.
DP: oh - man - guys -
DP: i - took - a - nap -
DP: after - i - made - this - fanhuman -
DP: (cause - i - really - needed - another) -
DP: cause - i - was - feeling - really - kinda - depressed - after - i - finished - and - realized - just - how - pathetic - i - really - am -
DP: by - the - way -
DP: past - me - >:| -
DP: go - to - sleep -
DP: you - know - you - get - weird - late - at - night -
DP: anyway -
DP: i - still - need - a - server -
DP: or - a - client -
DP: i - guess - im - hooking - up - with - st? -
DP: cool -
CC: Mmm... I donnn't thinnnk I'll be playinnng. Mmmy lusus is innn dire nnneed of sommme disciplinnne. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Mmmy pastries mmmust be avennnged! Mmm...
DP: yeah -
DP: you - do - that -
DP: rolleyes.gif -
DP: anyway - st -
DP: whered - you - go -
DP: >:I -
ST: I went to pass out.
ST: Then this morning I had to help push the hive out of a crater.
ST: Then my lusus saw fit to grief me.
ST: So, are we doing this, or are we going to try and get some more people on board?
ST: I still need to look into finding the server and client programs.

DP: oh -
DP: uh -
DP: sorry - then -
DP: anyway - yes -
DP: lets - get - more - people -
DP: also - also -
DP: im - noticing - a - pattern -
DP: were - all - green - bloods -
DP: we - should - be - like -
DP: all - green - bloods -
DP: because - thatd - be - awesome -
DP: also - im - a - bit - ocd -
DP: :V -
DP: so - yeah -
DP: hey - everyone -
DP: we - need - members -
DP: preferably - greenbloods -
DP: wait -
DP: wasnt - that - other - guy - starting - a - group -
DP: hang - on -
DP: globalApocrypha -
DP: he - should - join - our - team -
DP: he - looks - cool -
DP: so - far - at - least -
GA: T}{ere's a little problem
GA:I'm already wit}{ one guy,
GA:And got a server
GA: So, sorry.

[apatheticZombie]

-- sleepytimeGourmet [SG] began trolling Trollslum --

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SG: Zzo doezz anyone elzze wanna play the game???
SG: I think I mezzzzed up though...
SG: Only gotta client dizzc on ma dezzk...
SG: I dunno where ma zzerver dizzc got ta...
SG: Guezzzz I can go lookin for it again while I wait around fer a rezzponse???
AA: youdont want to ply that game
AA: iwold throw that diskaway
AA: and nevertink about it again
SG: Oh...
SG: That kinda makezz me...
SG: More interezzted now yknow...
SG: Didja already play it???
AA: kindalitle
AA: i servered someoneand wathed it fuck up mylife
AA: its prety much uh
AA: relly shity
AA: actualy itsprobably too late for you
AA: ihope you like meteors
SG: I dunno about meteorzz...
SG: Gotta zzay I aint really a huge fan...
SG: There wazznt anythin about thizz on the backa the cazze...
SG: Thatzz bad marketin if ya azzk me...
AA: golok out the window and see if you seeany
AA: theyll probaby fallsoon if they arent now
AA: thats part one
SG: Ok I juzzt got back and there aint anythin happenin
SG: !!!
SG: Oh crap...

WB: Wait.
WB: Meteors.
WB: The fuck.
WB: I've never heard anything involving meteors with this game.
WB: I mean yeah I know it's a bad game that curses you wuth bad luck.
WB: But meteors.
WB: Shit man.
SG: Thizz izz zzorta more than juzzt bad luck...
SG: Bad luck zzhouldnt be zzomthin that killzz ya!!!
SG: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhit whaddo I do...
WB: Shit man I dunno.
WB: Tell you what.
WB: Gonna look up a guide to see how this game works.
WB: I'LL SAVE YOUR ASS.
SG: Ok if yer sure...
SG: ...Thank ya...
SG: I can do zzomthin ta help ya out zzoon too I promizze!!!
SG: But afta the meteorzz zztop threatenin ta fall on me if thatzz ok...

[MegaRose]

Name: Mortia Chirab
Trolltag: avianInfluenza
Blood Color: Bright cyan
Typing Quirk: Alwaaays sounds like she's siiinging a creepy sooong (randomly extends vowels)
Symbol: A stylized angel wing
Fetch Modus: Dove (releases tiny wingbeasts into the sky, which retrieve captchalogue cards on the end of olive branches from across the sea)
Strife Specibus: Hornkind (a golden trumpet)
Lusus: Putti the All-Seeing (a many-eyed man-ox-lion beast, a bastardized interpretation of a few different descriptions of Cherubim)
Mutations/Powers: She knows when everyone is going to die.

Mortia is fascinated with death and dying, and believes that she will one day usher spirits into the afterlife while flying around on awful feathery wings like a demon. She and everyone else on Alternia are dead via meteors, so if she wasn't an angel before she sure is now.

I'm not even a Christian but I had the idea for her horns (one curves forward and the other back, suggesting a halo from above) and ran with it. I think the Alternian interpretation of angels was pretty funny, so here we go.

[crash826]

Hey MegaRose. You posted an angel shortly after I posted a nun. XD

[MegaRose]

Hey MegaRose. You posted an angel shortly after I posted a nun. XD

Whoa, that was unintentional!

[crash826]

Whoa, that was unintentional!

Which makes this all the more awesome.

[Bramzter]

>Be another Annoyance to the guy running this place



Your name is Uninteresting Stoner.. Wait...What....NO..

Your name is MARB SPRETERS

You have a variety of interests including AMBIANCE MUSIC, EDITING MOVIES and BEING LAZY.
Your HIVE is LITTERED with SPARE CLOTHES and USELESS JUNK. Furthermore The Large Shelf in the Corner Houses All kinds of useful stuff GATHERING DUST. On your DESK Lie Several papers and items including a AXE AND DAGGER. Your RECUPERACOON Stands unoccupied next to you

Your Adept At RADIO AND SATALITE LINKING And also TRIED To Make Your own Sometimes. Only One Has Succeeded And Gives You TROLLNET Conection.

Your LUSUS is a LARGE SNAKE which with you regularly discuss life about. He also PLAYS VIDEO GAMES with you. You call him BOB although your not SURE WHY

You Use the CHAOTIC Fetch modus with Randomly shuffles your items around You are Quite ANNOYED by that, Your strife abstractus is currently allocated to SHOVELKIND
You Played F.L.A.R.P Till Some Time Ago, You Where Claus VerSteppe A Grave Robber. You Made Use Of Acidents To get Sweet Loot, Even If Every Dead Person Hates You, They Are Dead So What Can They Do? But you Stopped Some Weeks Ago Because If Threats From Co Player

Your Blood Is Dark Green And It Has Quite the OPPOSITE Effect Of Jade Green, You Cant Stand The Sun And Will Burn Alive When In Direct Contact, You Live In A Underground Hive for Protection and Lack of Shade. Its Kinda Like a Bunker.

You Tend To Be Reactive To Situations, When Someone Is In Trouble You Laugh at him and Then Proceed to help him, This Led To Akward Introductions in the past


Destiny: Joker Of Chaos
World: Land of Fog and Confusion
Echeladder Rank: Pioneer
Dream: Derse

Your TrollTag is InsaneEditor [IE] And You Type With A Capital Letter On All Your Words (Also Sets His Side Argument In Brackets)

Color: #00FF00

[crash826]

Bramz, your colors aren't working.

[Bramzter]

how the heck do i get them to work..DAMM EVEN THE FORUM IS TROLLING ME AAAGH