TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[Aerok12]

Waaah, I wanna update my Troll-file but it won't let me. QnQ

Is there any way I can update it without re-posting?

Is it on the wiki? If not, you can put it there, and continue editing it.

[Kusatsu]

My troll:


Your name is VAAKKA SAPERE. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy FLARPing, listening to MUSIC and GIGGLING UNCONTROLLABLY at images of CATS WEARING WIGS.
You are pretty NICE - for a troll - but also have a bit of a TEMPER.

Your best friend and moirail is AMPERE VOLTUX, who you sometimes call 'Ampy' and your blood colours are extremely similar, making you BBFs (BLOOD BROS FOREVER!)
MORBIS OUROBO is your matesprit and on rare occasions a kismesis. As he and your BBF do not get along, you often have to act as an Auspistice.

Your trolltag is lovelyDefenestrator and you n0rmally type l1ke th1s!!!!!!


Trolltag: lovelyDefenestrator
Title: Sage of Jaffacakes
Gender: Female
Fetch Modus: Lolcats
Text color: #5d4fff
Typing Quirk: Replaces 'i' and 'o' with '1' and '0'; abuses exclamation marks
Shirt symbol: Alchemy symbol for copper
Strife Specibus: Axekind
Lusus: kitten with a pumpkin for a head

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Fetch Modus: Lolcats

How the hell does the Lolcat fetch modus work????????

[Kusatsu]

How the hell does the Lolcat fetch modus work????????

Items are stored under an associated lolcat image card and at the time of storing the caption associated with the lolcat must be recited.

To retrieve an item she has to request the object in locat-speak, "I can has X"

[Aerok12]

Lusus: kitten with a pumpkin for a head

A headless kitten? oh nooooooooo

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Items are stored under an associated lolcat image card and at the time of storing the caption associated with the lolcat must be recited.

To retrieve an item she has to request the object in locat-speak, "I can has X"

........LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

That just has so much awesome. All of the awesome. All of it.

[Carnegie]

Just a random suggestion...

vaultpoleKind? (XD I have no idea who that is)

To be perfectly honest I'm not sure if I like that XD Maybe I could modify that around a bit and get something out of it? Like, spearKind?

[Doctor Tess]

Waaah, I wanna update my Troll-file but it won't let me. QnQ

Is there any way I can update it without re-posting?

Just gonna say that reposting your troll's info is totally fine if you're unable to edit the post. Hope you guys have all got that shit backed up.

[Kusatsu]

A headless kitten? oh nooooooooo

Its head randomly disappears at times though somehow it suffers no ill-effects. The first time Vaakka saw her kittymom like that traumatised her quite a bit.

........LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

That just has so much awesome. All of the awesome. All of it.

Hehe thanks!

in ur sylladex...

[Tevys]

((Nnnng i dont have much time aviable but I'll try to keep roleplaying simply cause i love to! Aaaaand drew a couple of sketchs of it. Not like my troll advanced so far...))

Typing Quirk change, wont type e, z and X, instead will put a space where the letter should be

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Log 1: So i installed this thing. Som thing t lls m this wasn't such a good id a, but i don't think i had anoth r alt rnativ . I n d to surviv this.
On way or anoth r.

Log 2. Im waiting. Dont think i can hold much long r. I am afraid i wont mak it. Waiting for som on to play with m , and g t out of h r .

RoboticallyConcerned began trolling TROLLSLUM

RC: Guys i'v b n h r a lot of tim , and i n d to g t out.
RC: M t ors wont stop falling n ar my hiv .
RC: I will conn ct to anybody, but can som on , uh, h lp m a littl ?

((So yeah, my girl needs to get out of there. meteors man, they are falling. Also this quirk is relevant to my current Keyboard status. Oh god))

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Hehe thanks!

in ur sylladex...

...STORIN UR ITEMSSSSSSSS :33

[Carnegie]

To be perfectly honest I'm not sure if I like that XD Maybe I could modify that around a bit and get something out of it? Like, spearKind?

QUOTING MYSELF FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Has anyone taken harpoonKind yet? :O

cuz if not I think that's what he'll have

[Doctor Tess]

I know at least one other troll has harpoonkind, but there's no real dibs list or anything so go ahead and use whatever even if someone is already using it.

[Xaeryx]

The Lolcat modus is win.

Methinks I'll add my fantroll.



Your name is SICCUS FORNAX.
You are a pretty rational troll, but you rant against THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE. You have an undying love for SPACE OPERAS, which you quietly express by wearing a TROLLGATE SHIRT. You like most music genres, but you prefer to zone out to EPIC SOUNDTRACKS. You are also the mad notes at ELECTRONICS when you are not TOO LAZY to bother with it.

You have an aversion to MOISTURE, and you are deathly afraid of FLOWERS. You keep spray-bottles of WEEDKILLER handy for any BOTANICAL EMERGENCIES. You like your surroundings to be VERY DRY, and you only come into contact with water when NECESSARY. Furthermore, you have a fascination with FIRE.

You often lurk on TROLLSLUM. Your trolltag is xeroticPuddle and you SPEAK LOVDLY BVT IN A SOMEVVHAT VNFLVSTERED AND IVDICIOVS MANNER.

Trolltag: xeroticPuddle
Title: Tempest of Flame
Gender: Male
Fetch Modus: Gate (works just like dialling a Trollgate)
Text Color: #E46C1C
Shirt Symbol: Alternia's Point of Origin in the Trollgate franchise
Age: presumably 13 earth years / 6 of the trolls' solar cycles
Typing style: Proper syntax and grammar; all caps; old Latin alphabet
Strife Specibi: pestiKind (pesticides)
Lusus: Siccus' Lusus appears to be a giant floating horseshoe crab that pulsates with a red glow.

[socktopus]

I MAEK FANTROLL



All the cool kids have the MSPA font but I don't know how to do eet :V so this will be a highly informal introduction.

Nevari has a fondness for spy films, espionage, and disguises. She wears far too much makeup. She spends much of her free time on Trollian or constructing and decorating bizzare playforts out of whatever material is close at hand . She uses the CORDKIND strife specibus.
Her TTyping TTends TTo sTTuTTer slighTTly.

[Flamerider64]

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-- umbranApprentice [UA] began trolling aviatingScorcher [AS] --
UA: wHeN your acceleraTIoN of adreNalINe Goes dowN, wIll you GeT sGrub?
AS: yEAh, yEAh surE...
AS: cLiEnt or sErvEr?
UA: eH?
AS: i'LL spArE thE dEtAiLs, you just usE thE sErvEr, i'LL gEt thE cLiEnt.

[Bramzter]

RoboticallyConcerned began trolling TROLLSLUM

RC: Guys i'v b n h r a lot of tim , and i n d to g t out.
RC: M t ors wont stop falling n ar my hiv .
RC: I will conn ct to anybody, but can som on , uh, h lp m a littl ?

((So yeah, my girl needs to get out of there. meteors man, they are falling. Also this quirk is relevant to my current Keyboard status. Oh god))

InsaneEditor began trolling RoboticallyConcerned
IE: I Can Help You?

IE: My TrollTag Is InsaneEditor.
IE: Just Connect To The Server I Set Up (If You Dont Want A Fiery Meteor Death)

((Taking any job possible XD))

[scintillatingMoniker]

-- impossibleCoagulation began trolling Trollslum --

IC: i'm curious as to this 2game2 everyone is talking about.
IC: i've certainly read some interesting things

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DON'T RECRUIT THE GENOCIDAL MANIAC
DON'T RECRUIT THE GENOCIDAL MANIAC
DON'T RECRUIT THE GENOCIDAL MANIAC

[Flamerider64]

-- impossibleCoagulation began trolling Trollslum --
IC: i'm curious as to this 2game2 everyone is talking about.
IC: i've certainly read some interesting things
-- aviatingScorcher began trolling Trollslum --
AS: sgrub?
AS: thEy cErtAinLy wouLd bE, this is A gAME LikE no othEr, i gEt jibbLiEs tALking About it to othEr pEopLE.
AS: it cAn cArry out incrEdibLE gEnocidAL Acts bEcAusE it's so unrEAL.
AS: i'M not An ExpErt or Anything, i'vE yEt to pLAy thE dAMn thing
AS: but i'M pAiring up with A FriEnd oF MinE, so i probAbLy won't nEEd hELp
AS: And As MALEvoLEnt As you MAy bE, i wouLd hAvE bEEn FLAttErEd rEgArdELEss.

[Red Pen]

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!lor
CR: Ssso lame!

BD : Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
BD : And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD : Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD : If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.
CR: He totally had it coming anyway.
CR: And of courssse you can survive without Ursssa, all ssshe ever doesss isss eat and sssleep. Not like MY awesssome lusssusss.
CR: Ssshe isss the BESSST lusssusss. You are jealousss.
BD : You-mean-the-lusus-that-abandons-you-for-days-on-end-to-go-swimming?
BD : Yeah.-Your-lusus-is-top-notch,-Najash.
BD : At-least-mine-is-here-to-help-me-when-I'm-in-a~
BD : ....whoa.
BD : Some-random-person-just-trolled-me.
BD : Who-is-"Tronny"?
BD : And...-they-blocked-me.-*sigh*-I-hate-these-types-of-people.
CR: Jussst gonna sssay
CR: Ssshe'sss hardly ever around to tell me what to do so I can basssically do anything I want, and Apysssur feedsss her ssso I don't even have to messssss with that.
CR: BESSST
CR: LUSSSUSSS
CR: And now random people want to talk to you? Why are you sssuddenly ssso popular?
CR: Are you one of the cool kidsss now, Tolero?
CR: Are you the coolessst?
CR: I could ussse sssome cool friendsss. All my old friendsss are boring and are taking forever to play thisss ssstupid game with me HINT HINT.

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!lor
CR: Ssso lame!

BD : Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
BD : And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD : Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD : If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.
CR: He totally had it coming anyway.
CR: And of courssse you can survive without Ursssa, all ssshe ever doesss isss eat and sssleep. Not like MY awesssome lusssusss.
CR: Ssshe isss the BESSST lusssusss. You are jealousss.
BD : You-mean-the-lusus-that-abandons-you-for-days-on-end-to-go-swimming?
BD : Yeah.-Your-lusus-is-top-notch,-Najash.
BD : At-least-mine-is-here-to-help-me-when-I'm-in-a~
BD : ....whoa.
BD : Some-random-person-just-trolled-me.
BD : Who-is-"Tronny"?
BD : And...-they-blocked-me.-*sigh*-I-hate-these-types-of-people.
CR: Jussst gonna sssay
CR: Ssshe'sss hardly ever around to tell me what to do so I can basssically do anything I want, and Apysssur feedsss her ssso I don't even have to messssss with that.
CR: BESSST
CR: LUSSSUSSS
CR: And now random people want to talk to you? Why are you sssuddenly ssso popular?
CR: Are you one of the cool kidsss now, Tolero?
CR: Are you the coolessst?
CR: I could ussse sssome cool friendsss. All my old friendsss are boring and are taking forever to play thisss ssstupid game with me HINT HINT.
BD : Alright,-alright,-I'll-get-going-on-this-stuff.
BD : Oh,-but-before-I-do.
BD : Your-friend-wanted-me-to-let-you-know-that-he-has-invited-one-of-his-friends-to-play-with-us.
BD : Apparently-his-name-is...-Vladus?-Something-along-those-lines-anyway.

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!lor
CR: Ssso lame!
BD : Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
BD : And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD : Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD : If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.
CR: He totally had it coming anyway.
CR: And of courssse you can survive without Ursssa, all ssshe ever doesss isss eat and sssleep. Not like MY awesssome lusssusss.
CR: Ssshe isss the BESSST lusssusss. You are jealousss.
BD : You-mean-the-lusus-that-abandons-you-for-days-on-end-to-go-swimming?
BD : Yeah.-Your-lusus-is-top-notch,-Najash.
BD : At-least-mine-is-here-to-help-me-when-I'm-in-a~
BD : ....whoa.
BD : Some-random-person-just-trolled-me.
BD : Who-is-"Tronny"?
BD : And...-they-blocked-me.-*sigh*-I-hate-these-types-of-people.
CR: Jussst gonna sssay
CR: Ssshe'sss hardly ever around to tell me what to do so I can basssically do anything I want, and Apysssur feedsss her ssso I don't even have to messssss with that.
CR: BESSST
CR: LUSSSUSSS
CR: And now random people want to talk to you? Why are you sssuddenly ssso popular?
CR: Are you one of the cool kidsss now, Tolero?
CR: Are you the coolessst?
CR: I could ussse sssome cool friendsss. All my old friendsss are boring and are taking forever to play thisss ssstupid game with me HINT HINT.

BD : Alright,-alright,-I'll-get-going-on-this-stuff.
BD : Oh,-but-before-I-do.
BD : Your-friend-wanted-me-to-let-you-know-that-he-has-invited-one-of-his-friends-to-play-with-us.
BD : Apparently-his-name-is...-Vladus?-Something-along-those-lines-anyway.
CR: Okay sssweet. Sssoundsss like we've got sssomething awesssome going here.
CR: Hey, I jussst thought of sssomething vitally important!

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

[Flamerider64]

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I'm thinking of shoving natoPhoney back in here somehow. Whether people care or not.

[Red Pen]

CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WE NEED A NAME YOU GUYSSS.

CR: Guessssss who jussst ssswiped her brother'sss brand new beta copy of Trollian?
CR: I did!
CR: Anyway, I'm calling a team meeting, ssso Tronno and Tolero and Vladisss you guysss better ressspond to thisss thing.
CR: Becaussse if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together, thisss isss vitally important.
CR: Probably the mossst important thing we will ever do in our entire livesss. Ever.
CR: We need to think of a really awesssome team name.
CR: I propossse Najasssh'sss Awesssome Sssquad.

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You're invited too, Metaflare. Najash just doesn't know you exist yet.

[Flamerider64]

Updated the Flash to actually use the loading screen you see.
It doesn't last long since the content isn't much.