TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[Beep]

Maybe it went to find Tronno? Although it would be interesting to see Tronno's kernelsprite follow Aliesh around, because it thought she was the player.

Also, Team Paradox! I think it is vitally important that when we prototype our sprites, our first priority should be making our royalty look really really cool.

Lol then the sprite would flip out after it found Tronno. And then it would never EVER leave him and act like an annoying Navi. AAUGH!

Royalty? *edit* OH I GEDDIT. hurrhurr.

I was gonna make a bardorosprite this weekend anyways, so now I have more incentive. Yay!

Also, I'm still working on drawing Tronno's other rooms. PLEASE BARE WITH ME. Also, Tribor, I can't really continue until you put stuff on the roof.

@MK:

[Marionette]

Crap, I just realized I never put the template up on a wiki page like I said I was asked to. Did someone wind up doing that in my stead? If not, I'll do it now.

Edit: DERP, I figured out how to view all pages. I'm not seeing one, so I shall add it.

Edit 2: GAH. I meant to name it Optional Troll Template in case any other types of templates (like group pages) were added. Is it possible for a mod to rename pages? If not, I'll just blank Optional Template (or link the templates on it, though that's really a category's job) and make Optional Troll Template.

[Red Pen]

MK YOUR LUSUS IS AWESOME WHAT

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BD: Okay!
BD: Let's-just-focus-on-doing-some-stuff.
CR: Oh sssweet, the cursssor changed when we got more people!
BD: That's-nice-Najash,-but-we-need-to~
BD: Oh-my-gog.

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BD: NAJASH.
BD: NAJASH-WHAT-DID-YOU-DO.
BD: YOU-HURT.
BD: EMINENCE-REY.
CR: OHMIGOSSSH
CR: THAT ISSS TERRIBLE
CR: WHO ISSS EMINENCE RAY???

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-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll! --
CR: Your Beanie Ssspawn?
CR: I threw a recuperacoon through your wall and you're mad at me about your beanie ssspawn?

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BD: EMINENCE-REY-IS-THE-MAIN-CHARACTER-OF-MY-OLDEST-AND-MOST-BELOVED-STORY.
BD: AND-YOU-THREW-HIM-ON-THE-FLOOR.
CR: What are you, like two sssweepsss old? Why do you even have all of thessse?
BD: NO.
BD: I-use-them-to-visulize-my-storylines.
CR: You play with them?
BD: No.-I-write-with-them.-There's-a-difference.
CR: You act out ssscenesss from your ssstoriesss with them. That sssure sssoundsss like playing with them to me.
BD: Well,-it's-not.
BD: Anyway,-at-least-he's-easy-to-fix.
BD: Let's-get-playing.-Seriously.
BD: ...UGH.
BD: The-blue-thing-is-still-following-me.
CR: No problem!
CR: I told you I would take care of it, and I will totally take care of it!
CR: By continuing to throw ssstuff at it!
CR: You don't need thisss computer, right?
BD: YES-I-NEED-IT-NUMBNUTS.
CR: Well obviousssly I can't ussse your recupracoon!
BD: Throw-something-I-don't-need-at-it,-fool!!!
CR: Well how am I sssuppossssssed to know what you need?
CR: It'sss like you need everything in thisss ssstupid hive.
CR: Needy needy needy.
BD: Well,-I-need-the-computer-to-chat-with-you-so-that-you-don't-do-anything-too-stupid.
BD: If-I-don't-need-it-to-live-or-play-the-game.
BD: Let's-go-with-that.
CR: Okay!
CR: I'll ussse your Beanie Ssspawn!
BD: D8>}!!!!-Najash!!
CR: OH COME ON
CR: At leassst thisss isssn't going to sssmasssh up your wallsss.
BD: ...fine.
CR: DIE, BLUE THING!!!

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BD: Just-make-sure-not-to-hurt-them.-I-mean~
BD: NO-NOT-HIM!!-HE'S-FRAGILE!!!
CR: The mighty Eminence Ray fightsss hisss lassst and greatessst battle againssst the dreaded Blue Ssscourge! Will he be victoriousss, or will the viciousss sssmackdown tear hisss little beanie body apart?
CR: It isss the battle of the century! Fly, Eminence! Pchooo pchooo!
BD: Noooo-Najash!!-He's-seriously-fragile!-I've-already-mended-him-like,-five-times!!
CR: Don't care! Pchoooooooooo!

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BD: ....it....-ate-him.
BD: THE-BLUE-THING-ATE-EMINENCE-REY!!!!
CR: Well that sssucksss. What elssse can I throw at it?
BD: NO.-I-don't-want-it-eating-anymore-of-my-things!!
CR: Not even jussst a couple of little thingsss?
BD: Hey,-it-looks-kind-of-like-him-now-though.-I-guess-now-the-blue-thing-isn't-as-scary....-{<8)
CR: Sssweet.
CR: I did good? Lessssss creepy now, right?
CR: Isss it talking?
BD: I-think-it's-trying-to.-It's-making-a-weird-rattling-sound...-it-looks-like-it's-freaking-out.
CR: Ssso you and it will get along perfectly. You can be high-ssstrung buddiesss and freak out together when I do minor and completely repairable damage to your hive.

[Kadaashi]

One last picture before bed.

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AWESOME!

Dropping this here since I finally made one. :V Spoilarin' cause I don't wanna interrupt stuff. Crap I already did.

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Your name is GALLUS KETZAL.

Tag: cataclysmicUltravision
Gender: Male
Caste: Green (Blood is a yellow-green)
Hex: 6a7e05
Strife Specibus: Lensekind
Lusus: Cockatrice
Relationships: Auriga Gliese (Moirall) [Friend's character ;D ]
Symbol: Circle

Bio: You have a penchant for the many talonbeasts that soar Alternia's skies day and night. Occasionally in an attempt to capture these creatures you will break out your sketchbook and sit by your window for a couple of hours drawing them. You don't come into much physical contact with anyone, mostly because of your eyes. Even when wearing your two-way mirror lenses others will start feel sick around you if you look at them. Sometimes having vision that can possibly kill really sucks, you deal with it though. When you aren't sitting on your windowsill you are probably sitting at your computer playing roleplay games or designing eyewear that would allow you to freely leave your respiteblock without killing anyone or making them vomit. Even so

Inter-rawk-ting with otherrrsss isss diffikawlt when you crrrow and sssquawk awl the time..k-kaww!

Lusus after prototyping

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Let's see what happens when we alchemize our glasses and laptop!

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CAW CAW HUGE BIRD

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COOL (JK) INFOS
Gallus Is the latin word for rooster
Ketzal Is me butchering 'Quetzalcoatl', a feathered serpent deity

:V Tell me if I missed something important lol

[Phaze]

One last picture before bed.

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8223/scorpiodad.png

EA: waIT... WHAt? ... whaT THE FUCK?! MY SCORPION LUSUS IS ONLY A little bit laRGER THAn me. how did you...

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Current InsaneEditor [CIE] Opened Memo on Board: TGDROTDM Team: Second Gate Get!
CIE: I Have Found A Second Gate, I Am Going Inside Have Enough Level To Kill It. I Hope...
CIE: Will Contact You When Its Done.
Current roboticallyConcerned [RC] Answered Memo
CRC: Dont you hav som rock ts som wh r ?
RC: Mayb you can alch mit th m with your sho s or som thing so you dont hav to walk all th way in th maz , just saying.
RC: Apart from that b car ful with th "boss". I dont think it will b that asy to kill.
RC: I am pr tty fuck d if th y ar strong r than orcs. On of th m manag d to fuck m up a littl .
RC: So try not to di . and CC, can you start building stuff? No pr ssur .
RC: Wh n you ar don b fri nding imps that is.
RC: mflrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Future championChef [FCC] answered memo 12 hours from now.
FCC: Mmm... I would refrainnn frommm that actionnn IE. Mmm...
FCC: Mmm... All this bright green blood... I never knew you had so mmmuch of it. Mmm...
FCC: Mmm... Like, its already becommminnng ridiculous how mmmuch you've lost. Wait... Mmm...
FCC: Mmm... Oh right, future you wannnts mmme to tell you to go for the eyes. Mmm...
FCC: Mmm... Nnnow I thinnnk you passed out... againnn. Whatever. Mmm...
CIE: Okay..I Am Down The Hole Now...There Is Nothing Here?
CIE: Hey Is That A Troll? I Am Going To Talk To That Guy Over There
CIE: HOLY CRAP ITS SHOOTING GREEN LAZORS AT ME,
CIE: It Summoned A Giant Monster Now Gonna Take You Advice And Attack Its Eye, The White Troll Is Gone for Now
CIE: Here I Go, SERINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I!


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3 Hours Later:

CIE: Its Dead, Thanks For The Tip FCC, I Guess It Saved Me Some Liters Of Blood.
CIE: There Is A Shipload Of Grist I have Collected here man. You and The Others Are Going To Start Receiving Soon I Also Found Some Box. It Has A Rather Nice Gem In It
CIE: The Troll I Encountered Earlier Had It In Its Possession..Ill Just Pick It Up For A Closer Look.
CIE: Urg Feeling A Little Woozy Now. Still Pretty Stoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Future InsaneEditor [FIE] Responded To Memo (30 Minutes From Now)
FIE: WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T TOUCH THE GEM!!!
FIE: GODDAMMIT I AM TO LATE
FIE: If Somebody Manges To Slay The Denizen Of Your Land And Go Trough The Second Gate If I Do Not Respond Before That Please Collect Me From The Denizen Chamber, Also Stay Away From Me When I Am Awoke Again...

Other Picture (Yaay Terrible Art Work)

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[Veriama]

--crazedPlayer began trolling Trollian--

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CP: is ANYONE here NOT on A team
CP: I really WANT to START sgrub
CP: LIKE right NOW
DT: i hAvEn't plAyED sGruB yEt
DT: i woulDn't minD hElpinG you out with your GAm
CP: ok
CP: THAT is PRETTY good
CP: I met SOME troll
CP: PRETTY cool GUY
CP: said HE was VERY defenseoriented
CP: GONNA try RECRUITING him
CP: OH
CP: have YOU downloaded SGRUB
CP: i AM almost FINISHED with THE downloading
BM: S!GRUB S!EEMS! S!ORT OF COOL I GUES!S!
BM: S!O
BM: I GUES!S! I'M GOING TO TAG ALONG WITH YOU GUYS! UNTIL I FIND S!OMETHING MORE INTERES!TING TO DO
BM: WHAT ARE YOUR GENDERS! ANYWAYS!
DT: i'm A Boy
DT: ABout thAt, CP
DT: i'm uh
DT: not EvEn surE iF i hAvE sGruB lyinG ArounD hErE
DT: whiCh CoulD BE A proBlEm
DT: i'll Go look For it
DT: ...hEy, hAvE you notiCED All thE shootinG stArs lAtEly?
CP: i LIVE on TOP of a MOUNTAIN
CP: so YES
CP: i HAVE NOTICED
CP: whats UP with THAT
BM: S!WEET A GUY
BM: CP YOU DIDN'T ANS!WER MY QUES!TION BUT WHATEVER
BM: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
BM: WHAT DO S!HOOTING S!TARS! HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
BM: OH RIGHT NOTHING
BM: NOTHING AT ALL
BM: CP ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL
DT: wEll, whAtEvEr
DT: i FounD my sGruB Copy
DT: my CustoDiAn hAD it likE i thouGht shE woulD
CP: i AM positive I am A guy
CP: DOES everyone HERE have THE game
BM: OH MAN, BROS! ALL OVER THE PLACE
BM: I REALLY GOT LUCKY TODAY AHAHA
BM: I DONT HAVE S!GRUB.
CP: THEN try TO get IT then
CP: I have TO find THAT guy
CP: MC
CP: oh AND while WE are IN the SUBJECT of QUESTIONS
CP: what IS your STRIFE spec
DT: hArpoonKinD
DT: woulD you minD iF i triED to ConvinCE my FriEnD to join us?
UG: Heeellooo. III wooouuuld beee iiinteeereeesteeed iiin plaaayiiing SGRUUUB wiiith yooouuu guuuys.
UG: III aaam maaaleee. My striiifeee speeeciiibuuus iiis caaaneeekiiind.
CP: TAKE your FRIEND with YOU
CP: oh AND ug
CP: WELCOME to THE party
BM: YES! S!O MANY GUYS!
BM: WE'LL GET ALONG AWES!OMELY.
BM: I HAVE S!EVERAL S!PECIBI
BM: BUT I MAINLY US!E FIS!TKIND S!O WHATEVER
DT: i'm instAllinG sGruB now
DT: oh shit whAt wAs thAt sounD
CP: GTG for AWHILE
CP: talk MORE if YOU want
CP: OH man
CP: WE need A name
CP: FOR our TEAM
UG: Teeeaaam...
BM: MANLY MEN.
BM: TEAM MANLY MEN.
BM: THATS! ALL I HAVE TO S!AY THERE AHAHAHHA
CP: manly MEN sounds GOOD
CP: any OBJECTIONS
EA: uh, hi
EA: i'm the friend dt waS TAlking aBOUT
EA: JUST ONE THING ON THE EUBJECT OF MEN
EA: I UH
EA: KINDA haVE SOMEONE I WOULD LIKE TO BRING WITH ME
EA: OTHERWISE I'M OUT. IF SHE'S GOING TO DIE I'M DYING WITH HER
CP: welcome TO the PARTY
CP: name YOUR strife SPEC
CP: and WE are CLEAR
EA: SCYTHEKIND
BM: UUURRGH A US!LES!S! FUCKING GIRL
BM: YOU CAN DIE WITH HER NOBODY CARES!
BM: GIRLS!. S!TUPID.
BM: THIS! IS! A MANLY TEAM WE HAVE NO US!E FOR WHINY US!ELES!S! GIRLS! GO AWAY.
CP: you DID not DO that
CP: MY best FRIEND
CP: who IS dead I might ADD
CP: was A beast AT fighing
CP: I accept EVERYONE
CP: if YOU dont LIKE that
CP: THEN you ARE no MAN
CP: capische?
BM: ....... |:<
BM: FINE WHATEVER
BM: DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES! IN A TWIS!T
BM: ILL EVEN DO THE S!EVER THING TO THE S!TUPID GIRL IF YOU WANT ME TO BE NICE AND CHARITABLE
BM: S!TUPID LEADER DOUCHEBAG.
BM: UGH BUT REALLY NOW DO WE REALLY NEED A GIRL ON OUR TEAM THEY'RE ALL S!O LAME AND WHINY
BM: WHATEVER
BM: DON'T EVEN GET ALL BUTTHURT OVER YOUR S!TUPID DEAD GIRLFRIEND OKAY
BM: WHATS! THIS! GIRLS! CHUMHANDLE I'LL GO S!ERVER HER.
CP: DONT really KNOW
CP: just WAIT for HER
CP: for NOW
CP: everyone GOT to HAVE sgrub
EA: HUH. OKAy i'll try to get her into this
EA: ... there?
EA: aH FUCK
EA: lemme try aGAin
EV: Hello?
EV: Isjul!
EV: Are these the People you were talking about?
EV: Hey BM, why the hostility? I didn't do anything to you! :(
EA: by the waY, SHE HAs claIRSENTIENCE
DT: tEAm mAnly mEn?
DT: sEriously?
DT: thAt sounDs so
DT: silly
DT: you Guys CAn't think oF AnythinG BEttEr?
CP: WELL
CP: silly NAMES are FUN
CP: but
CP: IF you WANT SERIOUSNESS
CP: then HOW about TEAM brave BARRAGE
CP: or SOMETHING
EV: Barrage is a nice-sounding word! Rolls off my Computer's nonexistent Tongue nicely. :)
EA: no objections here
BM: WHAT
BM: WHAT THE HELL IS! WRONG WITH TEAM MANLY MEN
EV: It sounds like you're Overcompensating for something. You're hiding something, BM. I can feel it! You shouldn't worry about what others will think of you :)
EV: Just for Honesty's sake, I'm blind. >.>
DT: wEll
DT: i Don't nEED to rEAssurE mysElF thAt i Am mAlE
DT: By nAminG A tEAm AFtEr this FACt
DT: Do you hAvE sElF EstEEm issuEs itzEln?
BM: UUUGH EVERYBODY TELLS! ME THAT
BM: THEY ALL S!UCKED AT S!EEING THROUGH S!HIT
BM: IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE I'M HIDING S!HIT THEN GO THE FUCK AHEAD
BM: I JUST DON'T LIKE TEAM BRAVE BARRAGE, IT S!OUNDS! S!O MUCH MORE S!TUPID THAN TEAM MANLY MEN.
BM: MANLY MEN AND ONE WHINY US!LES!S! BLIND CHICK
BM: WHATS! YOUR FULL CHUMHANDLE ANYWAYS! I CANT FUCKING TELL
BM: ...WAIT. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, DT, I NEVER TOLD YOU IT.
UG: Nooow aaa bliiind chiiick? Thiiis iiis stuuupiiid. Aaalsooo, yooouuur teeext taaasteees suuuspiiiciiiooouuus EEEV.
DT: i
DT: just Do?
DT: slEEp ComEs to minD
CP: man
CP: THIS team SHOULD be NAMED
CP: ragtag BUNCH of MISFITS
CP: but HEY
CP: we ARE named BRAVE barrage
CP: SO we CANT name US that
CP: BEING a LEADER is HARD
EA: bm, you're the one bitching here
EV: I'm not useless! I can clearly still use the Computer. Sight isn't everything, it just makes things much easier :o
EV: Anyway... EmotionalVisionary. How does it taste suspicious... how can you taste text??? o_o
UG: Iii'm bliiind sooo thaaats sooort ooof hooow III reeeaaad. Iiit juuust taaasteees baaad. Diiisguuustiiing reeeaaally.
CP: man
CP: JUST
CP: just
CP: DO we ALL have SGRUB
EA: TOOK ME A while but i found it aGAin
EV: Yup! :D
EV: I have no idea how you do that, UG. I was never able to do that, I just rely on my sense of touch/hearing, my ability and a Text-To-Speech converter :o
CP: good
CP: DT
CP: lets START the GAME
CP: whaddya SAY
BM: ILL S!ERVER THE GIRL.
FD : server me then.
FD : also, hi. I'm with you guys.
FD : YES I AM DON'T YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE!!!
BM: NO, YOU WHINY S!HIT. :]
DT: hEy

DT: why Don't you try not BEinG An AssholE for thrEE sEConDs
FD : I don't care about him.
FD : I could take him on anytime with my clawkind specibus.
FD : and btw, the meteors are startin' to get REALLY close to my hive here. could anybody server me? like, soonish?
BM: YEAH RIGHT
BM: AND NAW, I DONT FEEL LIKE NOT BEING AN AS!S!HOLE.
BM: OR ANS!WERING TO YOU REALLY
BM: ALS!O. CAT LUS!II MAKE THE MOS!T AMUS!ING S!ORT OF CRUNCHING S!OUND.
FD : oh really? well, too bad, 'cause my lusus is a TWO-HEADED CAT DRAGON.
EA: waIT... BM WHAt THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
EA: KELEDA iSN'T RESPONDING
EA: FOR YOUR SAkE YOU'D BEST HOPE SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE
BM: I BROKE HER OR S!OMETHING FFFF
BM: S!HE IS! PERFECTLY FINE
BM: JUS!T IS IGNORING HER COMPUTER LIKE THE WHINY S!HIT S!HE IS!
FD : uh, guys... I think a meteor just crashed on the bottom of my hive, 'cause the whole thin' just shaked.
FD : SHIT MY LUSUS!!! BRB
UG: iiill seeerveeer BM, aaand thaaat chiiick iiis toooooo booossy >:[
EA: YOU KMNOW WHAt? I THINK I FOUND A sUITAbLE TROLL TO PRAcTICE OCULAr IMPLAnTAtION ON. WITH AnY LUCK I MAy BE AbLE TO CREAtE A DEVICE THAt WILL AlLOW YOU TO SEE AgAiN, UG
UG: Yeeeaaah, iiill paaass ooon thaaat, iii liiikeee beeeiiing bliiind
FD : so it looks like my lusus will die soon. the meteor hit right in the middle of her back, and the cave's unstable.
FD : one more meteor down there and my hive's gone. WHY AM I SO LUCKY?
FD : I'll get out of here with my laptop, just in case.
BM: WOW WE S!URE WOULDN'T WANT A CHICK LIKE YOU TO DIE VIA BEING CRUS!HED BY HER OWN HIVE
BM: THAT WOULD BE DOWNRIGHT TERRIBLE.
BM: >8\
CP: i AM gone FOR three SECONDS to FIGHT my LUSUS
CP: and YOU guys ALREADY start TO hate EACH other
CP: DT
CP: you READY
FD : so, um, yeah. about the meteor thin'. I was helping my lusus drag herself out of the cave when a meteor hit my hive again, and the whole thing started crumblin' on us.
FD : I managed to get away, but she got buried. now all I can see are her heads, which didn't got covered 'cause she was almost at the exit of the cave.
FD : my server will have to build from zero to reach the gate.
FD : at least I grabbed some thin's that could come in handy before I left my hive.
CP: okay
CP: SINCE dt IS not RESPONDING
CP: can SOMEONE else SERVER me
CP: OR something
BM: UMM WOW.
BM: NOW THE US!ELES!S! BLIND CHICK IS! IN S!OME S!ORT OF FAIRY WORLD
BM: WHAT THE FUCK.

Maybe you should take a moment to look at the other memo you replied to.

KU: Hey! Hey!
KU: My name is Urrrsami!
KU: I see a lot of prrretty colorrrs herrre. 8:3
KU: I hope eberrrybody is doing good. Arrre you doing good? I'm doing good!
KU: I'm a little hungrrry though!
KU: But I don't know what to eat!
BM: EAT S!OMETHING MANLY
IN: iI'm Ristin!! aAnd I'm doingggg gggreat!
IN: yYou should uh... eEat somethinggg uh....
IN: iI am actually not sure!
IN: sSomethinggg delicious thougggh! yYou should have a picnic!
IN: :8)
KU: What kind of food is manly??? Are berrrrrries manly?
KU: I rrreally like berrrrrries!
KU: Oh hi RRRistin!
KU: I love picnics!
KU: I know this song about bearrrs and picnics!
KU: But the title is berrry long so I'm not going to eben trrry to rememberrr it!
CD: <>< hey i found a demonic cookbook once.
CD: <>< most of the recipes tried to kill me but the potato salad was delicious.
CD: [X] IT WAS THE BEST POTATO SALAD ON THE ENTIRE PLANET OF ALTERNIA AND I MEAN IT.
CD: <>< you want i should make some or something?
--vindictiveSanctum [VS] responded to memo --
VS: Hey there.
VS: I heArd you people were plAying ssome gAme.
VS: It'ss AppArently very importAnt.
VS: ...
VS: BM?
VS: ...
VS: Jeguss fuck.
KU: A demonic cookbook?
KU: That sounds...
KU: Berrry dangerrrous!
KU: But also kind of cool!
KU: Is it rrreally that good?
KU: I wouldn't mind trrrying it!
KU: And an imporrrtant game, BS (uhh... sorrrrrry, I don't prrronounce that letter berrry well)?
KU: I don't know anything about that!
BM: WHAT
BM: DO I KNOW YOU
BM: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU :|

[polarBipede]

GIGANTIC SCORPION FUCK YES

[ZDG]

Thuris: Shut Up and Jam
You make a whole new load of stuff to replace your old equipment.

YOU MAKE:
HOLOGLASSES (Topglasses+Lenses)
STUDDED LEATHER COAT (Heated coat + Studs)
STUDDED BELT (Belt + Studded leather coat)
ISOTOPE (Laser Sabre*4)
LASER HANDCANNON (Lasergun + Isotope)
However, you just lowered your stock of uranium quite a lot.

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CONTINUATION ALERT!

ZDG WAIT WAIT WHAT? Not To Complain But How The Heck are you Going To craft if you A FIGGIN GHOST


YOU DONT HAVE LIIIIIIMBSSSSSSSS

THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE ANYMORE! NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

[ZDG]

TELEKINESIS MAN.

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TELEKINESIS MAN.

Its not proven by SCIENCE, If you Said SCIENCE It had Been Bellieveable

But yeah, you should make yourself in ghost form with those ietms

(Man Overreacting is Fun)

[catchTwentythree]

It's proven by science on Alternia. :V

[ZDG]

But yeah, you should make yourself in ghost form with those ietms

It's only a "simulation", since if i wore them, they would be white, and that would suck. So i just copy-pasted them on a old image.
And CatchTwentyThree is right, since i'm a psychic like Sollux.

[Bramzter]

Cripes, Plot fail

also Why the hell must the time zones between my teammate's and me be so awfully long

[Photograph]

-- idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!


You begin to wonder whether it's a requirement for these items to be deeply offensive.


idleShutter has entered the Land of Dusk and Flora.

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The cheese thing becuase... yanno, because of Rattus Lusus. (Being raised by a rat does screw a troll up.)

[Photograph]

Nah, just couldn't be bothered to draw that one. :P Some of the 3rd person parts have pics, some don't depending on how lazy I am.
IS: Hencetheidlepartofmytrolltaghaha.

[catchTwentythree]

*is an artistic failure, and thus has to fully and thoroughly describe ALL of the narrative parts.

All of them.*

[scintillatingMoniker]

My artistic skill spontaniously switches between "Hey this art is pretty good" and "What the hell is that supposed to be" and I don't know why but it's annoying when I want to draw plot and then find out I can't draw at the moment.

[Photograph]

You should draw some anyway dude! I draw all of my pictures using MS Paint, a laptop touchpad and (almost exclusively) the curve tool. I HAVE the skillz. :B
Edit: Damn ICdude, you ninja. I think your little pictures are cool, keeps IC mysterious.

[catchTwentythree]

Unfortunately, my troll is covered in twisty pointy bits. :V He's an Imperial Drone, so... Yeah, lots of twisty armor spikes that don't come out so good.

[HiHeiwa]

-- heatedHarmony [HH] opened memo on board Sgrub//--

HH: So hey//
HH: I guess I didn't properly introduce myself//
HH: I'm heatedHarmony,if you hadn't guessed//
HH: And that's all you really need to know//
HH: Uhhh//
HH: Um,about Sgrub,I think it was//
HH: Anyone know what it actually is//
HH: Or am I asking in vain//

[villidan]

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-- idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is

IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!

aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!

[villidan]

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!

aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden

--ancillaryLupis [aL] began trolling heatedHarmony HH
aL: Hey there
aL: My team is looking for a new recruit if you would like to join
aL: Your job will be to act as server for me
aL: But dont worry if you dont want to join
aL: There are not any meteors heading for me yet so it is not imperative that I have a server
aL: (be careful when talking to idleShutter he can get angry quite quickly)

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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This means I will have to start designing a room.