TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[Beep]

Yo, Tribble, IDK whether to laugh or cry.

[Tribor]

Exactly the reaction I was aiming for

[Metaflare]

Trib. You. YOU. You're making me weeplaugh. WHY DO YOU DO THIS.

[Beep]

After marveling at the strange machine for a few minutes, Tronno realizes he has no idea what he's supposed to do with it. On the roof there are no other objects besides for the strange contraption, and he left his only mode of communication with his friend downstairs in his bedroom.

Wait, what's this? Tronno checks his pocket...

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--cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling BreviloquentBuilder [BB]


CG: ahahaHAHAHAHA
CG: ah forGOT I had a grubphone
CG: dis makes stuff a LOT easier
CG: JB]
CG: soooo
CG: VLADSTER!!!
CG: I forgot ta ask YA
CG: wats dis machine FOR???
CG: JBT

[Tribor]

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After marveling at the strange machine for a few minutes, Tronno realizes he has no idea what he's supposed to do with it. On the roof there are no other objects besides for the strange contraption, and he left his only mode of communication with his friend downstairs in his bedroom.

Wait, what's this? Tronno checks his pocket...

--cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling BreviloquentBuilder [BB]


CG: ahahaHAHAHAHA
CG: ah forGOT I had a grubphone
CG: dis makes stuff a LOT easier
CG: JB]
CG: soooo
CG: VLADSTER!!!
CG: I forgot ta ask YA
CG: wats dis machine FOR???
CG: JBT

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BB: oh
BB: i think u need 2 put the cruxite on that thing
BB: n mak something out of it

[Metaflare]

SPEAKING OF CRUXITE

You wander aimlessly around the hive, Dowel in hand and a Kernelsprite on your tail. This sphere of unknown energy is starting to bother you.

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After marveling at the strange machine for a few minutes, Tronno realizes he has no idea what he's supposed to do with it. On the roof there are no other objects besides for the strange contraption, and he left his only mode of communication with his friend downstairs in his bedroom.

Wait, what's this? Tronno checks his pocket...

--cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling BreviloquentBuilder [BB]


CG: ahahaHAHAHAHA
CG: ah forGOT I had a grubphone
CG: dis makes stuff a LOT easier
CG: JB]
CG: soooo
CG: VLADSTER!!!
CG: I forgot ta ask YA
CG: wats dis machine FOR???
CG: JBT

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BB: oh
BB: i think u need 2 put the cruxite on that thing
BB: n mak something out of it
CG: CRUXITE?
CG: wats DAT???
CG: it dont sound like any rock I know
CG: JB[

[Tribor]

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After marveling at the strange machine for a few minutes, Tronno realizes he has no idea what he's supposed to do with it. On the roof there are no other objects besides for the strange contraption, and he left his only mode of communication with his friend downstairs in his bedroom.

Wait, what's this? Tronno checks his pocket...

--cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling BreviloquentBuilder [BB]


CG: ahahaHAHAHAHA
CG: ah forGOT I had a grubphone
CG: dis makes stuff a LOT easier
CG: JB]
CG: soooo
CG: VLADSTER!!!
CG: I forgot ta ask YA
CG: wats dis machine FOR???
CG: JBT

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BB: oh
BB: i think u need 2 put the cruxite on that thing
BB: n mak something out of it
CG: CRUXITE?
CG: wats DAT???
CG: it dont sound like any rock I know of
CG: JB[
BB: im not sure
BB: wait ill ask aliesh

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat were supposd 2 do with the cruxite

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-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat were supposd 2 do with the cruxite
AB: ...i barely know...what game youre all playing...anyways
AB: how...would i know what...this does...
AB: ...
AB: sorry...
AB: this thing has...been following me and...flashing really annoy...ingly
AB: this is irritating...
AB: i am irritated

[Tribor]

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat were supposd 2 do with the cruxite
AB: ...i barely know...what game youre all playing...anyways
AB: how...would i know what...this does...
AB: ...
AB: sorry...
AB: this thing has...been following me and...flashing really annoy...ingly
AB: this is irritating...
AB: i am irritated
BB: i guess we ll have to ask some1 then
BB: ya mine has been bodering me 2
BB: it wont stop getting near prebytes hed

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-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat were supposd 2 do with the cruxite
AB: ...i barely know...what game youre all playing...anyways
AB: how...would i know what...this does...
AB: ...
AB: sorry...
AB: this thing has...been following me and...flashing really annoy...ingly
AB: this is irritating...
AB: i am irritated
BB: i guess we ll have to ask some1 then
BB: ya mine has been bodering me 2
BB: it wont stop getting near prebytes hed
AB: ...who?

yay laziness

[Tribor]

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat were supposd 2 do with the cruxite
AB: ...i barely know...what game youre all playing...anyways
AB: how...would i know what...this does...
AB: ...
AB: sorry...
AB: this thing has...been following me and...flashing really annoy...ingly
AB: this is irritating...
AB: i am irritated
BB: i guess we ll have to ask some1 then
BB: ya mine has been bodering me 2
BB: it wont stop getting near prebytes hed
AB: ...who?
BB: my lusus


DOUBLE LAZINESS WAMMY

[mediokreKarapase]

Meanwhile...



C-c-combo breaker!
More comming, just need to finish up one last picture.

[Tribor]

Man that's a big moon

OH WAIT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Metaflare]

HOLY MOTHERFUCKER. x 612

[mediokreKarapase]

"So, how big is the meteor headed for us?"
"It's as big as the moon sir."
"I have a question. Is it the moon?"
"Yes, we are litterally under siege by the moon."
"Gog help us all."

It's probably for the best that Marnix's window faces away from it and he hasn't seen it yet.

[Beep]

@Mediokre: x 69 combo


Now back to RPing...

[Beep]

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After marveling at the strange machine for a few minutes, Tronno realizes he has no idea what he's supposed to do with it. On the roof there are no other objects besides for the strange contraption, and he left his only mode of communication with his friend downstairs in his bedroom.

Wait, what's this? Tronno checks his pocket...

--cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling BreviloquentBuilder [BB]


CG: ahahaHAHAHAHA
CG: ah forGOT I had a grubphone
CG: dis makes stuff a LOT easier
CG: JB]
CG: soooo
CG: VLADSTER!!!
CG: I forgot ta ask YA
CG: wats dis machine FOR???
CG: JBT

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BB: oh
BB: i think u need 2 put the cruxite on that thing
BB: n mak something out of it
CG: CRUXITE?
CG: wats DAT???
CG: it dont sound like any rock I know of
CG: JB[
BB: im not sure
BB: wait ill ask aliesh
CG: kaaaaaayyy
CG: get back ta me when ya FIND out
CG: JB]
CG: ...
CG: is it just ME or is it getting HOTTER out here

[Hello Planet]

Your name is NASHI MOTON
- visionaryVirtuoso
- A bit lighter then Sollux's blood
- ?ou t?pe calm? but e#pect to be &uestioned on wh? ?ou choose to do the things that ?ou do
- So, Nashi loves painting.
He's called a girl sometimes because of it.
Nothin bout his lusus yet
I can't think of EVERYTHING, you know.
symbol- I made it to represent an easel and paintbrush, sure doesn't look that way.

[mediokreKarapase]

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer[BD] --

MK: You there?
MK: I need you to start with whatever it is you need to do.
MK: I am getting very mutsh unkomfortable with the proksimity of the impakts I'm hearing.
MK: I would very mutsh appresiate it if...
MK: HOLY KARP!

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MK: You there?
MK: I think I may have just died in a meteor impakt.
MK: Please do your servering while I investigate.


> Marnix: Investigate

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Oh gog! What was he even doing out on the surfase?

> Marnix: Go outside

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This doesn't take as long as one might assume despite the size of your hive, given that you pretty much only use the bottom 2 floors.

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Dear sweet troll jegus...

[Tribor]

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat were supposd 2 do with the cruxite
AB: ...i barely know...what game youre all playing...anyways
AB: how...would i know what...this does...
AB: ...
AB: sorry...
AB: this thing has...been following me and...flashing really annoy...ingly
AB: this is irritating...
AB: i am irritated
BB: i guess we ll have to ask some1 then
BB: ya mine has been bodering me 2
BB: it wont stop getting near prebytes hed
AB: ...who?
BB: my lusus
BB: alright i red sum mor walkthrus
BB: most of them r mothergrubbin stupid n dont even go beyond the 1rst few hours in gam
BB: soon i wont even be able to use any of them
BB: enuff ranting
BB: they say something about usng the carv thng go do stuff with it

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BB: im going to deal with this gog damn glowing ball of anoyance


I literally cannot stop making animated pics. It is like a horrible addiction. Except very pretty.

[Beep]

I like your addiction. I like it very much. :3

[Metaflare]

You proceed to do as the green text says, and place the Dowel on the Totem Lathe.

Nothing happens.

You then try turning the wheel.

Nope.

This game is seeming more and more like a waste of time to you.

[Solaris]

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Now, I do not know anything seeing that I am much to lazy to read anything old on this thread.
but...
Land of Shells and Triads
Such a fragile world, and such a beautiful one too.
The world has many triangular shells and your house would be placed on three large floating shells.
Your troll would have to get over his extreme narcissism by attempting to "care" for the various shells lest he completely destroy his world.

Also, if anyone cares My trolltag would be betelgeusecepheiDionaea (a lot of big stars have "Cephei" and Dionaea is the genus of a Venus flytrap)and you type in a ~s~illy ea~s~ily excitable way al~s~o, you u~s~e the words al~s~o, and uhhh, and al~s~o a lot.
Fan
Fan-
Artz

Troll Solaris's name is Sunnus Dajbog
I may or may not, you know, expand on him.

JUST CALL HIM SUNNY or Troll Solaris

I don't have a sprite because I don't like how it looks, but he has a watch, a polo, and a pocket protector, and his teeth are like

Also, he has Venus Flytrap Lusus and he has to wake up early to make sure that he get sun and he is a bit moody in the morning, but as the day goes by he gets more and more cheery and chipper until he goes to bed and starts over.

ANYWAY YOU ARE ALL COOL

or with these teeth.
Your name is Surnus Dajbog.
You have a generally chipper (RE: sunny) attitude about things. At the same time, you are also very irritable. Generally, this depends on the time of day. Out of necessity, you are one of the few Trolls who withstand the Alternian Sun. This is because of your Carnivore Plant Lusus who requires a great amount of watering and grooming in order to move and hunt. You of course despise waking up at such an absurd time and in the mornings generally want the world to stuff it in their excretory sacks. However, at almost any other time, you are generally chipper, agreeable, and you could say you, light up a room (or chat as it would be).
You spend your day taking care of your Lusus and then writing about and to your friends when you are not taking care of your lusus. You also enjoy singing and think that it is magic and helps your lusus grow even though you aren't sure if he even understands you. You especially hold interest in the writing about the landscape around you and really wish that you could leave your Lusus alone, even if for a day...
Your trolltag is betelgeuse cepheiDionaeaand you type in a ~s~illy ea~s~ily excitable way al~s~o, you u~s~e the words al~s~o, and uhhh.... a lot when you are not ~s~aying ~sorry~. But most of the people who know you call you Sunny. You are many times more than okay with it.

I don't know how badly i messed up on the sprite, but I don't like it.
I may be a little biased on that though.
Also, Robit made the hair and horns on him.
Anyway, name stuff,
Surnus - Suggestion box joke name was chosen
Dajbog - foreign name for our sun
Cephei - a lot of big stars have that as part of their name
Dionaea - is the genus of a Venus flytrap


ANYWAY
@tribor, what Beep said

[Beep]

Tronno: fondly regard meteors.