--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.
aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.
aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.
IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.
IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE
--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
aL: Well that was quick better start looking again
IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me
--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
G 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
G bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
G 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
G oh w3ll.
G b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
G okay.
G 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
G conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
G so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
G um...
G y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
G lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
G n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
G you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
G all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
G you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
G 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
G no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
G unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
G 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
G anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
G 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
G 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
G okay.
G d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
G okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
G mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
G 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
G bar3ly.
G and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
G 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
G so now wha7?
G your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
G ...
G go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
G 7h3r3.
G p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
G 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
G n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
G oh happy day.
G l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
G 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
G follow m3...
G and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
G 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
G 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
G qu173 handy.
aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
Your trolltag is ancillaryLupis and you type with Caps where appropriate but no other punctuation and uses Roman numerals instead of numbers
B-B-B-BANDWAGON!! I made a troll that I may or may not RP with :B
Your name is NIJORA SILDEK.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, including a love of HISTORY, all kinds of OLD JUNK, and the PERFORMING ARTS. You consider yourself a pretty lucky girl compared to some other trolls. After all, you have the BEST blood colour there is. THE BEST. You don't see how anyone's blood could be better than yours. You also suffer from severe ACROPHOBIA, made worse by where you live: the land of VINES and CLIFFS. You try your best not to look down.
Your BALLISTA is very neatly allocated to your STRIFE SPECIBUS; but it's really quite impractical, being so heavy. Instead you make use of the much smaller SLINGSHOTKIND and are quite the marksman if you do say so yourself.
Your trolltag is PRAGMATIC PERFORMER
and despite being ensnared in a constant grip of fear from the placement of your own hive, you tend to talk in AA raatheer smooth aand laanguuiid waay.. AAs iif toooo aassuuree yoouurseelf thaat eeveeryythiing iis ookaay..
Your blood is an attractive shade of CHARTREUSE, which is in fact a shade of green. And everyone else is sooooo jealous of it. You also have a very peculiar lusus which resembles a jackelope, though you can never quite understand what she's trying to say to you. Mostly due to the fact that she really doesn't attempt communication at all. She disappears for most of the day, returning only to present you pounds of inedible speared foliage. You're not really sure what you're supposed to do with it all, so you make assorted furnishings out of the reedier plants.
Name: Nijora Sildek TrollTag: Pragmatic Performer Title: Rival of Might Typing Quirk: DOouublee eeach vooweell, peeriiood, aand twoo caapiital leeteers iinsteeaad oof oonee.. Blood/Text Colour: c8d600 Shirt Symbol: 'P' rune (in proto-norse) Sylladex: Timeline [state the date the item was captchalogued.] Strife Specibus: Ballistakind and also Slingshotkind. Lusus: Confusing Jackelope Land: Land of Vines and Cliffs
I'm interested in getting some use out of Drake, here, but it appears the on-going roleplay here is most of the way through, anyone interested in starting a new one/accepting me into an on-going on/something else?
I'm interested in getting some use out of Drake, here, but it appears the on-going roleplay here is most of the way through, anyone interested in starting a new one/accepting me into an on-going on/something else?
Your name is ZUKATO GERSOM. However, people can call you WHATEVER THEY WANT. Like, ZUKKY, or um, GULLIBLE ASSWIPE, you don't really mind. You take a particular fascination in OTHER TROLLS, and their REACTIONS TO STIMULI, however, you keep this under wraps, because otherwise you would look like SORT OF A WEIRDO, and you really DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.
You never questioned the hemospectrum in your life. If it's there, it must be right. ...Right? Therefore, you are rather shy and awkward and you get RATHER FLUSTERED around everybody that is higher than you. Which is EVERYBODY, seeing as your blood color is SO FREAKING LOW.
You are, in general, a COWARD in nature- afraid of most speaking and contact with others. In effect, you could be regarded as a 'SHUT IN', or a 'RECLUSE', although neither terms are COMPLETELY TRUE. You love being OUTSIDE at NIGHT, and you love INTERACTING WITH VARIOUS ANIMALS. Your power gets quite a bit of practice from this, and you've gone from being barely able to create things in the first place to being able to create them and KEEP THEM THERE for about HALF A MINUTE. Any longer than that really isn't good for your health, but YOU TRY IT ANYWAYS.
Your power makes you somewhat akin to a SHAPER, a vague term from a vague game which you don't really remember. You prefer FIDUS SPAWN instead, really, and you occasionally dabble with FLARP, although you've never gotten the concept of ROLEPLAYING and it seems like you NEVER WILL.
Your favorite purple and cyan scarf RARELY LEAVES YOUR PERSON, as it is much of a comfort object for you. You can be found CUDDLING AGAINST IT or SNIFFING IT or FIDDLING WITH IT like the weird little OUTSIDE-GOING SHUT IN you are.
You also LIKE COMPUTERS, although they are often TOO CONFUSING FOR YOU.
Your chumhandle is congenialCivility and you type in a very su bmissive sort of fashion ?:(
Name: Zukato Gorsam
TrollTag: congenialCivility
Typing Quirk: pu ts a space after u 's, uses ? Marks as his 'horns' in smilies ?:)
Blood/Text Colour: c022222
Shirt Symbol: cent sign (uhh, slightly covered up by scarf... hurr.)
Sylladex: Um.
Strife Specibus: None, at this point in time. :U
Lusus: Hyena
Power: Metacreativity*
Metacreativity powers create objects, creatures, or some form of matter. Creatures you create usually, but not always, obey your commands. Powers of the metacreativity discipline include astral construct and greater psionic fabricate. A psion who specializes in metacreativity is known as a shaper, and is most akin to an arcane conjurer.
I'm interested in getting some use out of Drake, here, but it appears the on-going roleplay here is most of the way through, anyone interested in starting a new one/accepting me into an on-going on/something else?
I'll join in with that
So, I have one person who would join, anyone else?
PS. I might make a thread for a new roleplay, but I don't want to really be in charge of anything.
(Blargh, screw threads, I shall just start something here.)
You are DRAKE ALLION, and you kinda have a BAD FEELING about today, you shrug it off, and look at your copy of the newest game, Sgrub. You also look about in your one-room house in the forest. You have a stable out back where Chime is, but he stays to himself most of the time.
(Thar, basic setup, now, how are we going to do the Trolling chat things? With an IRC client thing, or will we do it forum-based?)
(If you're interested, jump in, the current count for roleplayers is myself, and Topsy, if he decides to do this.)
Something to note, on Saturdays, I do chores, so don't expect much activity on that day for the most part.
Oh hey also current adventure that may or may not die. (It's not looking too good.)
(We're doing this. We're making it happen! You sure you don't wanna make a thread though. Wouldn't it get confusing with two going on in the same topic?)
You are now the Icy Owl-Freak
Your name is Vasich Korsun
You tend to be a little SHY around people if you don't know them. You value KNOWLEDGE and you boast a good share of it in ALMOST ANY SUBJECT.You live in a pretty warm place even though you prefer more COLDER CLIMATES . You also DAYDREAM a lot and have a VIVID IMAGINATION and you have a degree of DICTATOR COMPLEX but tend to be KIND with people you APPRECIATE. You tend to be LOGICAL and you like to debate with actual FACTS. Because of this you tend to sound ICY and sometimes PESSIMIST even though you are just stating the OBVIOUS and using your KNOWLEDGE
You have a variety of INTERESTS for one the most prominent is trying to get as much KNOWLEDGE as possible,you also like READING a lot, specially FANTASY BOOKS you also like the various COUNTRIES which you collect the FLAGS and know the HISTORY of them, you love reading about the HERALDRY and SYMBOLS surrounding those flags.You know some other LANGUAGES which this one is not your FIRST
You also love to collect OWLS that resemble your GIANT OWL lusus, , you also like to sometimes play PIANO even if you ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, you love to play VIDEOGAMES and collect some kind of TRADING CARD GAME which you are somewhat DECENT at.
You have dabbled in COMPUTER PROGRAMING and in VIDEOGAME DESIGN but you haven't been serious about it
Your trolltag is glacialGlaucus, your symbol is an Owl and you speak \/\/ith a peculiar emphasis on some \/ery important letters
Name: Vasich Korsun
trollTag: glacialGlaucus
Caste: Light Blue (#6666e1)
Typing Quirk: \/ for v and \/\/ for w, also uses owl heads for some smileys
Symbol: Owl
Sylladex: Pantheon
How it Works:Each thing is captchalogued to a deity that represents said thing depending of which pantheon is assigned (Example: a dice is assigned to Hermes in Greek Pantheon) each deity can only hold 2 cards
Strife Specibus: flagkind
Lusus: Giant Owl
Yay finally posted it! Yeah I'm not good at Paint/GIMP
"Oh, dear, where is your lusus?", she asked, smiling, "I want to thank him for helping you out of the trial caverns." And thus, the cheesiest thing ever said was uttered by Arista Mendax to Dragun Vaziet. The angels wept, and Gog said with a low rumble "Alternia, I am disappoint."
Originally Posted by Momatoes
I can manage my way around a dong thank you very much
Originally Posted by momatoes
<nikolaTesla> You are now alive
<nikolaTesla> with the power of my electric balls
<maya> AUGUST 21ST, I WILL TAKE 1 SHOT FOR EACH PANZERTROLL.
<Panzert> 14In fact
<Panzer> When I go clubbing
<Panzert> The Kraken is what they call me
<Panzert> Because there's nowhere my tentacles can't reach
<Panzert> ohhhh yeahhhhh
I made a new troll =D to use for my friend's rp! I am sort of new at making character's and rp'ing in general so forgive me if it is lame =|
Your name is AZELEN MIRAIS.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which pertain to FILM-MAKING. You aspire to one day become the greatest MOVIE DIRECTOR in the empire, though at the moment you are KIND OF AWFUL at it. Still, you like to dress the part, which mostly involves wearing OVERSIZED COATS and WORN OUT SHOES. You are 500% sure that you can’t be a true artist unless you look hiveless and destitute.
Your favorite film is WHEREIN TEN SEPARATE STORIES INVOLVING POTENTIAL AND CURRENT MATESPRITSHIPS OCCUR; ALL INDIVIDUALS INVOLVED ARE SEEMINGLY UNRELATED (BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE ALL CONNECTED IN SOME WAY ALL ALONG); SCENES TAKE PLACE CLOSE TO 12TH PERIGEE’S EVE; DECORATIONS ARE ALL FESTIVE AS IS SUITABLE; FEATURING OVER 11 ON-SCREEN KISSES; 7 TO 9 SITUATIONS THAT ARE ROMANTICALLY AWKWARD IN NATURE; 2 INSTANCES OF UNREQUITED FEELINGS IN THE FLUSHED QUADRANT; 7 CONCLUSIONS THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HAPPY; EPILOGUE IS SATISFYING BUT APPROPRIATELY AMBIGUOUS ABOUT CERTAIN CASES AS TO LEAVE OPEN FOR SEQUELS; TOTAL RUN TIME APPROXIMATELY 136 MINUTES.
It is pretty much the best movie you’ve ever seen. Troll Richard Curtis is a genius.
Because you spend so much time watching movies you often have trouble SEPARATING FICTION FROM REALITY. It isn’t unusual for you to mix up what has actually happened to you and what you only watched on a screen. For the most part you are PRETTY HARMLESS, but you can’t say it doesn’t cause AWKWARD PROBLEMS sometimes.
You have frequent MOOD SWINGS and can be difficult to get along with, especially when you’re FEELING FUSSY. You view most trolls you meet as potential amateur actors instead of possible friends, and often hold POINTLESS AUDITIONS in the basement of your hive. These are for movies that, if you ever did actually make, would be PRETTY MUCH TERRIBLE. Fortunately you aren’t very easily discouraged, and will keep at it until you create your MASTERPIECE.
Your trollTag is janiformAspirant and you are much too busy being a film-making prodigy to think of a strange way to type.
I could really come up with a quirk I liked, so I guess he doesn't have one for now @.@ i might by the time I start playing him tho =)
You get half the grist.
You get half XP.
Once you're dead, you're DEAD. GAME FUCKING OVER. NO DREAM SELF TO HELP YOU.
You must beat a world's denizen before going to the next world.
(maybe) Only 2 sprite prototypings instead of three.
For hardcore players:
ONLY ONE SPECIBUS ALLOC.
Only one sprite prototyping.
You can only alchemize one Weapon.
You get half the grist.
You get half XP.
Once you're dead, you're DEAD. GAME FUCKING OVER. NO DREAM SELF TO HELP YOU.
You must beat a world's denizen before going to the next world.
(maybe) Only 2 sprite prototypings instead of three.
For hardcore players:
ONLY ONE SPECIBUS ALLOC.
Only one sprite prototyping.
You can only alchemize one Weapon.
Now that's pretty hard.
People barely dodge the bullet as it is.
Going down this road just spells CERTAIN DEATH.
but oddly, i don't wAnt to do thAt right now. i thinK i'd rAth<3r Just talK with you.
JOREAK, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WANT TO FUCK EVERYTHING
STOP BEING IN LOVE THIS INSTANT
Originally Posted by scintillatingMoniker
scintillatingMoniker's theory of freudian control
L2 = -C
As the libido of the fantroll increases, the amount of control you have over them decreases.
Because it's the only explanation for what happened to Joreak and Ava.
Originally Posted by momatoes
((pfft everyone knows that cramming pays off more than constant dedication)) kids don't listen to me
Originally Posted by NARFNra
*enters Trollslum General Chat*
*sees the word guro*
NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
...
*clicks link anyway*
Originally Posted by EnigmaticD
Man might have dated cannibalistic mermaid. More at twelve.
--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.
aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.
aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.
IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.
IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE
--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
aL: Well that was quick better start looking again
IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me
--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
G 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
G bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
G 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
G oh w3ll.
G b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
G okay.
G 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
G conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
G so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
G um...
G y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
G lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
G n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
G you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
G all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
G you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
G 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
G no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
G unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
G 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
G anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
G 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
G 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
G okay.
G d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
G okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
G mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
G 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
G bar3ly.
G and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
G 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
G so now wha7?
G your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
G ...
G go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
G 7h3r3.
G p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
G 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
G n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
G oh happy day.
G l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
G 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
G follow m3...
G and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
G 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
G 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
G qu173 handy.
aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.
aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.
aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.
IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.
IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE
--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
aL: Well that was quick better start looking again
IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me
--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
G 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
G bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
G 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
G oh w3ll.
G b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
G okay.
G 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
G conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
G so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
G um...
G y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
G lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
G n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
G you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
G all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
G you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
G 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
G no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
G unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
G 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
G anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
G 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
G 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
G okay.
G d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
G okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
G mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
G 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
G bar3ly.
G and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
G 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
G so now wha7?
G your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
G ...
G go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
G 7h3r3.
G p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
G 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
G n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
G oh happy day.
G l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
G 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
G follow m3...
G and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
G 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
G 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
G qu173 handy.
aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help
Your trolltag is ancillaryLupis and you type with Caps where appropriate but no other punctuation and uses Roman numerals instead of numbers