TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[rampantVariable]

Your name is VEERUS SAITH. You are a young troll and have many INTERESTS such as the ART OF COMBAT and the TACTICS of old troll generals and warlords, no one is cooler than these guys: They made your race what it is. You have some disdain for "fictional" anything really, if it doesn't exist in a quantifiable form, you aren't interested. You have a deep love of robots and computers, even though you aren't very good at fixing or using either, the love stems from the way every action is perfectly measured and executed, tirelessly. You can wield almost any weapon with ease, but don't often role play with your fellow trolls, as there is no point in playing for keeps when you could actually be out killing things without rules, it's things that make no sense like this that make your blood boil. EVERYTHING must have purpose. If it doesn't have purpose it shouldn't exist at all. To this end you believe the caste system of your people is useless, and have a disdain for your own BLUE blood, because it marks you to your peers as being superior for the WRONG reasons, it's not that you aren't better, it's just that your blood has nothing to do with it. Did you mention you tend to be pretty arrogant? Your TROLLTAG is ravenousReason and you don't say much. (Even though you do an AWFUL lot of thinking.)

Your Lusus is one of the smarter ones, from whence your love of tactics and logic grew, as did your combat skill, as your lusus would constantly fight you, demanding that you prove there is a reason for you to be alive. Your lusus kind of looks like the a balrog, but smaller, white, and not on fire.
He wields the "Weight" modus for his sylladex, he can carry anything so long as his robust strength can make up for it, size is nothing.

Once you start your adventure, you will be the Ninja of Form, from the land of Spikes and Flow

This isn't my troll exactly, I made him up on the spot for an RP me and my friend are trying to get off the ground, I'll make my real troll alter-ego in a bit.

[Samulus]

@gamblingCornucopia

Lol, my troll (championChef) uses a cornucopia as his symbol.

[gamblingCornucopia]

@gamblingCornucopia

Lol, my troll (championChef) uses a cornucopia as his symbol.

Haha. I guess they are just cool like that.

[Marionette]

Haha, Veerus's love of generals and disdain of fiction makes me wonder how he'd get on with a troll I started working on a while back. She loves to read and write Alternian alternate history fanfiction, and her favorite historical figure is Troll George Washington.

[scintillatingMoniker]

I thought about what would happen if my trolls ever met eachother. Let me think...

EZ would start yelling, MM would get all flustered and freak the fuck out and then IC would try to kill everyone.

[ThisCrab]

Your troll tag is hamSandwiches and you wntd t s f ths spcl chrctr wrks n ths frm.

[scintillatingMoniker]

YET ANOTHER TROLL

this time a somewhat more normal one. And also one with normal eyes that doesn't wear glasses all the time. I just noticed that my only troll that doesn't wear glasses is IC, and he has freaky white eyes.

ANYWAY



Your name is NARWID PASEIN. You are an indigoblood. The best blood. Except... Purple. Obviously. But you don't see many of them, and they're all seatrolls anyway. So you pretend they don't exist so you feel better about yourself.

You consider the hemospectrum the best idea ever. Mainly because it makes you better than most people and gives you an excuse to be a jerk to them. You consider lowbloods incredibly stupid and love to mess with them with your own genius.

You are a genius. You love studying and collecting information. Except you sort of suck at paying attention to boring crap, which is almost everything you can learn on this planet that isn't the hemospectrum, and you already know that. You're sort of a kind of biologist you guess, even though you basically know crap about biology.

Your Strife Specibus is set to HUBTOPKIND, since you wanted to free an inventory space, and your sylladex uses the TRIVIA MODUS.

Your trolltag is congenitallySuperior and YOUsSPEAKsINsAsDELIBERATELYsCONFUSINGsMANNERcsSOs
THATsTHOSEsIDIOTsLOWBLOODSsCANaTsREADsITfs

[replaces all non-alphabetical characters with a lowercase letter. E.G s for space, c for comma, f for full stop, etc.. Also ends every line with another lowercase "s" because pesterchum does that for me for some reason.]

[Photograph]

Jegus sM, you're just overflowing with the creative juices aren't you? :P

[scintillatingMoniker]

i can't stop or the clowns will get me

For serious I should probably stop before I make too many.

Also CS is my new resident asshole. It used to be EZ but at least EZ has some kindness in him. CS is just an overall dick.

edit: also he is on pesterchum please talk to him i am lonely

[Azreal DeGeist]

I am glad I only have one troll, Albeit one whose actions daily move everyone closer to a scratch or making the time-space-continium look like swiss cheese.

[This Works]

-- somnambulistRedoubles [SR] created a memo --
SR: Well hey miotherfuckers..
SR: UI am diouingh sio luittle shuit ruighht niow
SR: And yiou ghuys are priobably pretty ciiool..
SR: Sio......
SR: Shuit: hiow uis uit?/

[rampantVariable]

I'm just gonna throw this out there: Hair template please? I can't draw hair worth a crap and can't finish my character xD the best advice I get is to just mess around with it until I like it but a template would help TREMENDOUSLY. Thank you.

[ZDG]

Here's another template because i love you all
This time it's trollian:



Also RampantVariable, i saw in your sig that you can't change your handle, here's a way to if PC forbid you to:
-Find your pesterchum.cfg file in the pesterchum folder
-Find the line handle: yourHandle
-Replace yourHandle by whatever you want.
It's a recurring bug that happened to me a lot of times.

[rampantVariable]

Here's another template because i love you all
This time it's trollian:



Also RampantVariable, i saw in your sig that you can't change your handle, here's a way to if PC forbid you to:
-Find your pesterchum.cfg file in the pesterchum folder
-Find the line handle: yourHandle
-Replace yourHandle by whatever you want.
It's a recurring bug that happened to me a lot of times.

You have absolutly NO idea how happy you just made me, you rock man! Crap, now it's telling me I can't edit the file, oh well, you've undoubtedly set me on the right path, now it's going to be a question of how long must I mess with this to actually change it! Still, thanks a million, I don't know why I didn't think to just pop open the files and poke around.

[rampantVariable]

Be the robot-loving cool guy.


Your name is JARREN HELIOS and you have a variety of INTERESTS: You love fighting, like most of your race, but only if the other person fights back, there's no sense in a one-sided fight, right? You often wield small concealable knives, but you've been known to use larger BLADEKIND weapons if the need arises. You like wearing jackets and fingerless gloves, but absolutely FLIP THE FUCK OUT when people insist you are either goth or emo, and that you only wear these because they're comfortable and keep your hands warm. You love walking and adventuring in general, so you often role-play with your fellow trolls and have sustained (thankfully) minor injuries from these escapades, and you love to show off your scars because you can, even if they're small so no one really cares. Your clothes are often beaten and worn, because you don't replace them frequently, hence you're not actually sure if you own a pair of pants that DOESN'T have the knees torn out. You keep your hair back in a ponytail, because you hate when it gets in your face, you really hate ANYTHING getting in your face. You have an off-beat, somewhat annoying sense of humor, often mis-interpreted by others as you being "stupid". You love TROLLFORMERS and would gladly take a bullet for TROLLIMUS PRIME, if he existed, and weren't made of bulletproof space-metal. Your Trolltag is "rampantVarible" and y0u speak w1th a s11ght1y r0b0t1c t0ne t0 y0ur v01ce.

This is supposed to be me (mostly) and my astrological sign is Cancer so I was playing with the notion of spazzing and posting in caps but nah, and the symbol on his shirt is the symbol for the earth itself turned 45 degrees, because I'm a bit off. In the head I mean, pretty much everyone who knows me agrees that I'm a little (a lot) insane.

[MechaMage]

Tyrus Wone/thriceEliminated
Orange blood/ red text(Don't have a hex as PC doesn't supply it, I will find it when someone pesters me)
yooouuu reeeaaaly liiikeee theee nuuumbeeer threeeeee, aaand iiit shooows.
You were born with a strange combination of horns, having two on one side and but one on the other. You do not have the original psychic powers of part of your genetic makeup, and the slurry distorted it into pyrokinesis. This ability is only active for the one horned half. The two horned half, when in control, has insane coding skills half of the time and amazing mechanical ability for the other. You are quite interested in Valve games, like half-life 2 and TF2, but especially portal. You can't wait for the new one. The thing people don't realize is that Valve is a universal constant.

On your shirt is a three. You use scissorKind, which separates into twinbladeKind when you remove the central pin that holds them together, so you guess it's not all crap, and weldingtorchKind, which isn't too good in combat but it's good when you need a tool. You use corrupted array, which is like a normal array but got damaged and sometimes(Read: pretty much always) spazzes out and glitches when you try to retrieve an item. Your lusus is three-horned tiger, who you love greatly. He used to tell you stories when you were a little kid. Stories like "The troll who shouted tiger, but no-one believed him so he got ripped to bloody shreds and fed to the tigers young".

Feel free to troll me, or get me involved in a session if you like.

[Sarcredsleuth]

The thing people don't realize is that Valve is a universal constant.

[MechaMage]

I know right? I mean, I just had to do it.

[Photograph]

Does anyone have the images of the trolls sitting at their computers? I'm trying to put together a close-up like that but I can't any of the pages to work from.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Chert is smug, since he is the only one who have troll sitting at computer pics.


But then he realize, you can edit him.



FUCK.

[catchTwentythree]

Could also try playing with the shots of Rose at her computer, though it wouldn't be a terribly easy manip through all the shading. In all honesty, at that point it would probably be easier to just draw one based on it.

[Photograph]

Blargh, I'm working from Kanaya and Terezi but can't find anyone else. None of them have eeeeeeeeyes!
Also, Chert is mean.

[Sarcredsleuth]

I used this one

[Photograph]

Damn, that probably would have been easier to build with with than Terezi. Oh well, I already have most of what I need but none of the ones I can find have eyes for me to steal. Why do they all wear shades, pfff.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Because,






That's how we roll.



YEAHHHHHHH