TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[Flamerider64]

Just a show-off for the room ;-D

I can never do any good rooms.
Ever.

[ZDG]

I can never do any good rooms.
Ever.

Really?
Your garage looked pretty good.
BTW, i added my page in the wiki along, with a modification for the front page. Now you have a page where you can put the links to your troll articles.

[Flamerider64]

Really?
Your garage looked pretty good.
BTW, i added my page in the wiki along, with a modification for the front page. Now you have a page where you can put the links to your troll articles.

Yeah.. but if I were to do any more than that, the flavour just wouldn't carry over.

Your name is Fuego Donovhan, an aspired troll with many interests and talents, you're into VEHICLE MECHANICS at the moment, it's holding up very well as a hobby.
You live in a nice, remote part of Alternia, perfect place to devote work, and wherever you may be, you're NOT TOO FAR FROM YOUR COMPUTING DEVICE, in this instance, a laptop.
Your trolltag is aviatingScorcher, and during sessions you MostLy typE whiLst putting cApitAL LEttErs in signiFigAnt pLAcEs.

[ZDG]

DAMNIT, HERE HE GOES AGAIN.

[Een]

DAMNIT, HERE HE GOES AGAIN.

this picture cracked me up xD so silly

[ZDG]

I just HAD to post this (Ok it's shitty)


I ve got bad news though

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Caltus told me that Aerius is dead

[Flamerider64]

I just HAD to post this (Ok it's shitty)

Actually, that picture is about as good as it'll get.

[Aerok12]

BTW, i added my page in the wiki along, with a modification for the front page. Now you have a page where you can put the links to your troll articles.

But, we already have a page for that.

[Phaze]

-- electronicAcatamathesia [EA] began trolling MSPA forums [MSPA] --

eA: okaY SO
eA: THAnks to my good buddy dT I now haVE An illustraTION
eA: http://trollslum.wikia.com/wiki/File:Isjul_Synthas.png
eA: YOU HAve no idea HOW DIFFICULT IT WAs to get thaT 'URL' THING
eA: I HAte computers, why caN'T THEY BE EAsier to understaND, LIKE MY Arm

-- electronicAcatamathesia [EA] ceased trolling MSPA forums [MSPA] --

[Marionette]

GO BIRD GO. YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE COPIES. ALL OF THEM.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions on Sangia's weapon. They're all pretty good ones. I still can't decide, though. @ w@ Maybe she uses both Basketkind and Knifekind. Whatever she uses mainly, it would make sense for her to use Knifekind because she skins and guts things. She skins and guts a lot of things.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

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Caltus told me that Aerius is dead

He's not dead anymore! Aerius Lives = 1. Everyone else = 2.

[Veriama]

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions on Sangia's weapon. They're all pretty good ones. I still can't decide, though. @ w@ Maybe she uses both Basketkind and Knifekind. Whatever she uses mainly, it would make sense for her to use Knifekind because she skins and guts things. She skins and guts a lot of things.

having both basketkind and knifekind? sounds like a good idea to me!! :O

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Caltus told me that Aerius is dead

speaking of that, that wasn't very nice to block caltus for no reason!
........ okay there were like a million reasons.
HAHAHHA.

He's not dead anymore! Aerius Lives = 1. Everyone else = 2.

hahahah yeah, doesn't change the fact that calty is freaking out about it though... because he's..... yeah. xD
paranoid? hates himself? flipping his sth several times in a row?

hm.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Aye.

Aye!

I've been having a lot of trouble lately getting myself to draw anything.

But I will persevere! But I need you guys' help. This isn't a one man show after all.

[KumaZone]

I made an update. EDIT: sexy cool stuf added

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> Be someone else

you are now this guy
>uuuhg, not HIM

Too bad
> oh wait, how the hell did this happen?
> Back up a bit

Hours in the past (but not many)

--- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling sleepingBeast[SB]---
ME: Here
ME: Could we ju57 pu7 all 7h15 beh1nd u5 and move on?
ME: Here, 1'll even g1ve you a peace offer1ng.
ME: ATAI99
ME: C:
SB: ...
SB: how d!d you know?
SB: th!s is EX@CTLY WH@T EYE W@NTED
SB: Th!s !s b@sc!@ly the best th!ng @nyone h@s done for me
SB: eye
SB: eye th!nk eye love you now
ME: Bu7
ME: Bu7 1
ME: 7ha7'5 no7
ME: adggt
ME: you're welcome
ME: i'll be
ME: bye
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You procede to alchemize this GIRLY ASS DRESS with your MANLY PUNK JACKET to creat

The ICEICLE OGER JACKET
it's basicaly the COOLEST thing


So now your kinda' standing in your room

What're you gonna' do now?
:> _:

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling accompaniedOverlord[AO]--
ME: HELP ME
ME: 7HEY'RE COM1NG 1N
ME: HEpppppkjma

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You are quite certain that this is not a good thing.
>_

[scintillatingMoniker]

Menusa/mirrorMirror now has a matesprit
it's official
happy times are being had

[Marionette]

D'awwwwww all over the place.

[KumaZone]

2 consective posts from members of team stupidlongname, aww yeah I like where this is going

[Norix]

I suck at drawing sooo much, I wish I could do all this cool nonsense like you guys do with your trolls :I

[Samulus]

Your name is Euell Jagur.

Yes! We've fixed the video feed. Now we can get a good look at you...

(Credit to Nebuchadnezzar for the sprite) Hey, you don't look half bad! In fact, your actually quite stunning. But of course, that's your opinion of yourself.

But we might as well leave this verbal description here. Some aspiring artist might find himself re-imagining your look.

You have vibrant pale gray skin like most others of your race. Your left horn has the appearance of a fork while your right horn looks like a knife. The symbol you like to carry on your shirt is of a cornucopia. You are, of course, a green blood. Green bloods have always been known for their skill with aesthetics, creativity, and fashion. You like to keep a wide grin on at all times, showcasing your rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth. That and because your lusus, the rare horned croc-bird, always likes to play jokes with you. Like grabbing you with his sharp paws and taking you for a ride around the massive cliff face your hive is built in at random. Coincidently, you're scared shitless about heights. But its all in good fun. Everyone's gotta laugh a little a bit sometimes. Your eyes are slitted in the same manner as your lusus'. You usually wear a nice solid black shirt with your green cornucopia symbol and gray pants. You also wear a gray chef hat, the kind only the royal GENOCIDICHEFS use. Its a status symbol mostly, though it is awesome in every way possible. You might go batshit crazy if anyone dared insult your hat.

There, now that we have the physical description...

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You absolutely ADORE cooking. If you could cook food for the rest of your life, you would. You also enjoy HUNTING from time to time, taking down LARGE BEASTS to serve at your 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE feasts. Its no secret that you hold the best feasts this side of Alternia. In fact, you probably hold the only feasts this side of Alternia. All of the feasts. All of them. You shy away from EXTREME ROLEPLAYING GAMES because they waste time better suited to catching more UNSUSPECTING PREY for your cooking endeavors. Though you do love playing games. Especially Cooking MamaGrub.

Your TrollTag is championChef and you Mmm... tennnd to speak innn a mmmannner that lets everyonnne knnnow that dinnner's ready. Mmm...

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If someone did some sort of art for this guy, I'd be supremely happy and grateful. So much so, you wouldn't even know.

[Nickie]

So, um. I posted my troll way back on page twelve and then absconded out of shyness. But I think I kinda want to try RPing her. So, uh. You guys think I should just make her a formspring and start trolling people, or... what? I'm kind of, um, not sure where to start here. All the other characters I RP are canon MSPA guys. >___>

[Marionette]

Well, you could just start posting troll messages here, or trolling people on Pesterchum if you use it, or anything really. I think the majority of people who haunt this thread start out trolling here, and then if they want SGRUB play they tend to organize that here and move onto a thread if it gets big/confusing enough. xD Just what I've seen/experienced, though.

[Nickie]

Uh um ok here goes nothing? o____o

-- serpentCorruption began trolling MSPA Forums --

SC: uh where the fuck am I
SC: isss thisss like a chatroom or sssome ssshit
SC: how did I even end up wandering into thisss place
SC: I don't even know

[AmbientArtisan]

The forumspring thing is interesting.
Is it really worth making one for a character? Do people actually ask questions? XD

[Nehh]

-- serpentCorruption began trolling MSPA Forums --

SC: uh where the fuck am I
SC: isss thisss like a chatroom or sssome ssshit
SC: how did I even end up wandering into thisss place
SC: I don't even know
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EB: In which manner may you endorse my nefarious experiments?
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