TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

BD : Is-this-Najash's-friend?
BD : I-hope-so,-or-I'll-feel-really-foolish.
BD : Anyway.
BD : I'd-just-thought-I'd-introduce-myself,-seeing-as-we're-apparently-going-to-be-playing-Sgrub-together.
BD : My-name-is-Tolero.-{8D
CG: Ohey
CG: SUPP??
CG: I was just chattin to mah buddy, Vladis
CG: he stopped typing all like WOAH!!!!
CG: I DUNNO where he is NOWWWWW
CG: ma name is Tronno
CG: nice ta MEET ya
CG: miss POLITE GUUUUURL
CG: B]
BD : Oh-my.
BD : I-hope-your-friend-is-okay...
BD : And-thank-you-for-the-compliment.-(8}
BD : Anyway.
BD : I-just-thought-it-would-be-a-good-idea-to-get-to-know-each-other-a-little-bit-so-things-wouldn't-get-awkward-while-we-were-playing-the-game.
BD : I-hope-that's-alright.
CG: well yeaaaah
CG: he cut off ALL FUNNY and stuff
CG: I sure hope hes not fallen down da STAIRS again
CG: I warned him bout DEM STAIRS, BRO
CG: I WARNED him!!!!
CG: ohyeah I have NO PROBLEMS wid talkin
CG: trolling is SUPER FUN!!!!
BD : Falling-down-the-stairs....-again?
BD : Uhm...
BD : Well,-at-least-you-cautioned-him-about-it....
BD : Oh,-are-you-going-to-be-Najash's-server-player?
BD : Because-if-that's-the-case-then-I-would-be-your-server-player,-right?
BD : Gog,-I-can-already-tell-the-order-of-this-game-is-going-to-confuse-me.

[Metaflare]

So hay I made a new troll but I prolly wont use her for much

Your name is ALIESH MANARE. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy ADVENTURE and EXPLORING EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY YOU CAN FIND. Others think of you as a bit of a TOMBOY, but you have a few FEMININE TRAITS as well. You value your PERSONAL APPEARANCE above all else, though your HAIR isn't high on your priorities. In fact it isn't even ON SAID LIST. It doesn't help that when you were MUCH YOUNGER, you threw your RECOUPERACOON off a cliff FOR THE HELL OF IT. So your LUSUS punished you by making you sleep on the FLOOR until you get yourself a NEW ONE. THAT TOO isn't high on your priorities. One day, you hope to find the ULTIMATE TREASUE on Alternia: JAVEY DONE'S LOCKER.

You are a good friend of cantankerousGeode, who you affectionately call Tronny. You MAY or MAY NOT hold DEEPER FEELINGS for him. That is NOT PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE.

You also MAY POSSIBLY be a bit TERRITORIAL when it comes to TROLL RELATIONSHIPS.

Your trolltag is activeBeauty and you tend to space off...in the middle of sentences...all the time

Misc. Stuffs

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Trolltag: activeBeauty
Gender: Girl
Text color: #ff914c
Typing Quirk: Randomly inserts elipsies in her sentences
Shirt symbol: Infinity symbol
Strife Specibus: Pistolkind
Lusus: Anteater with two tounges

[Red Pen]

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!
CR: Ssso lame!

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Hmm. It looks like I may have been a bit hasty in my origonal kondeming of this game as superstisious bunk.
MK: Namely due to the fakt that I kan see the horizon glowing with kountless meteor impakts.
MK: As sutsh, I demand entranse into one of these ridikulous groups you have been forming.
MK: As silly as this all is, I would rather not shanse a meteor hitting my hive.

[Flamerider64]

[S] Fuego: Give Her a Test Drive

[polarBipede]

[S] Fuego: Give Her a Test Drive

Ooookay, that was awesome

[polarBipede]

-- walkerBiologist [WB] began pestering globalApocrypha [GA] at 1:48 --


WB: T-thuris this is important...
WB: I can't find my lusus anywhere, I'm scared
WB: P-please cold you help me?
WB: I'm scared...really scared...
WB: P-please...

(I'm sorry I can't add colors, but when I try to add them there's no color and looks like shit, sorry OTL)

[ZDG]

-- walkerBiologist [WB] began pestering globalApocrypha [GA] at 1:48 --


WB: T-thuris this is important...
WB: I can't find my lusus anywhere, I'm scared
WB: P-please cold you help me?
WB: I'm scared...really scared...
WB: P-please...
GA:O}{ god
GA: Do you know w}{ere }{e went before you lost sig}{t of }{im?

[polarBipede]

-- walkerBiologist [WB] began pestering globalApocrypha [GA] at 1:48 --


WB: T-thuris this is important...
WB: I can't find my lusus anywhere, I'm scared
WB: P-please cold you help me?
WB: I'm scared...really scared...
WB: P-please...
GA:O}{ god
GA: Do you know w}{ere }{e went before you lost sig}{t of }{im?
WB: I don't know...
WB: I went to take a nap and he was by my side...
WB: I've searched everywhere, he's not near...

[ZDG]

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GA: }{ey
WB: Hey
WB: I need some help...
GA: WTF }{appened to your lusus
WB: I don't know...
WB: I was sleeping and then...when I woke up
WB: He wasn't there
GA: o}{ s}{eez
WB: I can't find him anywhere
GA: did you sear(}{ around your }{ive
WB: I did...
WB: A-and I even went into the forest
WB: He's nowhere near here...
GA: god
GA: Okay
GA: so my lusus (an apparently sense ot}{er lusii
GA: so i'll try to send }{im
GA: to see if }{e (an find }{im
WB: I'm on my grubtop...
WB: I'm in the fores right now
WB: M-maybe he'll smell me and come near...
GA: ok
GA: I just sent my lusus
GA: you s}{ould see }{im in a few minutes
GA: did you talk to digitalBaker
GA: for t}{e team
WB: O-okay I see your lusus
WB: and DB didn't connect yet
GA: w}{at to you mean
GA: s}{e is online
WB: O-oh, now I see her
WB: Sorry...
GA: ok
GA: did you talk to }{er
WB: I'm desperated that's why I didn't see her
WB: I'm talking to her right now
GA: ok
WB: She says...she didn't met anyone yet...
GA: ok
WB: She didn't check...
GA: rig}{t
GA: is s}{e sear(}{ing for a team
WB: L-let me ask her...
GA: okay
WB: She's not in one...
WB: So she supposes she is searching...
GA: Ask }{er if we (an re(ruit }{er
WB: She says it's ok
GA: alrig}{t
GA: i'll say t}{at to tyranis
GA: }{e'll get in tou(}{ wit}{ }{er
WB: O-okay...
WB: I think...I think your lusus found something
WB: ...oh god...
GA: w}{at
GA: o}{ my god
WB: His right wing
GA: don't tell me it's wa}{t i'm t}{inking about
WB: He found the right wing...
GA: o}{ w}{at
GA: }{is
GA: own?
WB: O-oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
WB: M-my lusus' wing
GA: W}{AT
WB: ohgodohgodohgod
WB: O-okay I'll be back asap
GA: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------------------
WB: O-oh my god there's jade blood everywhere
GA: dang
WB: O-oh god he's still breathing I don't know what attacked him
GA: is my lusus okay
GA: o}{ s}{it
WB: I need to use something to heal him...
WB: Yeah he's on my shoulder
WB: He's alright
GA: ok
WB: O-oh god oh god...
GA: o}{ s}{it
WB: I think I know what to do...
GA: okay
GA: DO is talking to t}{e girl
WB: O-okay my lusus will be fine...for now...
WB: O-okay...that's good right?...
GA: *ex}{ales in relief*
GA: i }{ope so
WB: T-that they're talking to each other...
GA: o}{
GA: }{e said s}{e isn't t}{ere
WB: O-oh man...
GA: is }{e okay
GA: your lusus
WB: He's sleeping...
WB: but he's okay...
GA: okay
GA: great
GA: Do says }{e's going to try again
WB: O-okay...
WB: I told your lusus to go back to your hive...
WB: he'll be more safe there...
GA: alrig}{t
GA: t}{anks
WB: N-no problem...
GA: ok

[polarBipede]

-- walkerBiologist [WB] began pestering globalApocrypha [GA] at 3:14 --

WB: T-thuris?
WB: You there?
WB: Dude...
WB: Dude are you there...
WB: O-oh lord my L-lusus just died...
WB: I couldn't do anything...
WB: O-oh my god I am so sorry I shouldn't have let him go alone...
WB: O-oh my god ...



(Whoahhh I suck at blood)
(Also shoild I add this to the Wiki page?)

[catchTwentythree]

-- forgottenForsaken [FF] began trolling Trollslum at 09:43 --

FF: FUCK
FF: WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS SUPPOSED TO CANVAS WAS A SMOKING CRATER WHEN I GOT THERE
FF: HIGH COMMAND IS GONNA BE PISSED
FF: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FF: ON MY WAY BACK TO THE HIVE
FF: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[ZDG]

-- forgottenForsaken [FF] began trolling Trollslum at 09:43 --

FF: FUCK
FF: WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS SUPPOSED TO CANVAS WAS A SMOKING CRATER WHEN I GOT THERE
FF: HIGH COMMAND IS GONNA BE PISSED
FF: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FF: ON MY WAY BACK TO THE HIVE
FF: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
DO: Well, itt ssseemsss tthatt Tthuriss went mad or sssometthing
DO:He isssn'tt himssself
Do:Itt may be him

[catchTwentythree]

-- forgottenForsaken [FF] began trolling Trollslum at 09:43 --

FF: FUCK
FF: WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS SUPPOSED TO CANVAS WAS A SMOKING CRATER WHEN I GOT THERE
FF: HIGH COMMAND IS GONNA BE PISSED
FF: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FF: ON MY WAY BACK TO THE HIVE
FF: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
DO: Well, itt ssseemsss tthatt Tthuriss went mad or sssometthing
DO:He isssn'tt himssself
Do:Itt may be him
FF: WHAT
FF: I DONT CARE
FF: UNLESS THIS GUY IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUCKING METEORS SCREWING WITH MY QUOTA
FF: THEN THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH FUCKING RAINBOWS
FF: THATS RIGHT NOT JUST ONE
FF: TWO RAINBOWS AT LEAST
FF: GOING ALL THE FUCKING WAY ACROSS THE STREET
FF: A DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW OF WRIGGLER ICHOR
FF: SPLASHING THROUGH THE SEWERS

[ASBusinessMagnet]

To load the troll profile, type in "load Your_Troll_Name.troll".

> load Alternian_Trolliance_Apocalyptic_Magnet.troll

You are now the ALTERNIAN TROLLIANCE APOCALYPTIC MAGNET.

Referrence photo

You are the evil lord of Alternian Trolliance, the company with headquarters situated in the South Pole of Alternia. Like the Earth equivalent, Aperture Science, Alternian Trolliance takes test subjects (mostly land dwellers; that's why the headquarters have to be a living place for land dwellers and not sea dwellers) through the most ridiculous forms ever imagined and puts them through tests using "trolltals" and monitored by your lusus, TRoLLaDOS which is impossible to kill (she will always be paradox cloned) and is insanely old, even to the point of being named "ATTECCAIS" and acting as a lusus for ones Clive and Trolladys Karkatsons.

Your symbol is the wireframe Aperture Science "A." logo, since you think that the filled logo used by your human counterpart is dumb and pointless.

Your chumhandle is alterniantrollianceApocalypticmagnet (#4040FF) and you have three main quirks, two of which apply only to handwriting:

1. You precede your capital A's with the wireframe "A." logo.
2. Instead of numerals, you write their mirrored versions.
3. Lack of periods (just like your human counterpart)

What will you do?

> _

[ZDG]

-- forgottenForsaken [FF] began trolling Trollslum at 09:43 --

FF: FUCK
FF: WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS SUPPOSED TO CANVAS WAS A SMOKING CRATER WHEN I GOT THERE
FF: HIGH COMMAND IS GONNA BE PISSED
FF: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FF: ON MY WAY BACK TO THE HIVE
FF: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
DO: Well, itt ssseemsss tthatt Tthuriss went mad or sssometthing
DO:He isssn'tt himssself
Do:Itt may be him
FF: WHAT
FF: I DONT CARE
FF: UNLESS THIS GUY IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUCKING METEORS SCREWING WITH MY QUOTA
FF: THEN THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH FUCKING RAINBOWS
FF: THATS RIGHT NOT JUST ONE
FF: TWO RAINBOWS AT LEAST
FF: GOING ALL THE FUCKING WAY ACROSS THE STREET
FF: A DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW OF WRIGGLER ICHOR
FF: SPLASHING THROUGH THE SEWERS
DO: Ok, that wasn't him
DO: He was just going apeshit for no apparent reason
DO:also WTF just happened to your neighborhood O_O

[Saroko]

aluminumTalisman began trolling Trollslum 2

AT: Ye7! Finally! I got the game of doom
AT: ...7o how el7e i7 thi7 7Uppo7ed tU work?
AT: From what the7e 7hitty walkthroUgh7 are 7aying
AT: I'm 7Uppo7ed to connect with 7omeone
AT: And 7ave their UnlUcky hide7
AT: Which totally make7 7en7e 7ince I'm not UnlUcky with meteors
AT: Or anything of that 7ort
AT: 7o I don't mind playing hero for the day
AT: JU7t don't expect me to wear any cape7

[Flamerider64]

Trolltag: umbranApprentice
Text Color: Yellow-Ish Green, #52D017
Typing Qwirk: capITalIses every leTTer IN THe word NIGHT
Reference Picture:
Shirt Symbol: The Alchemy Sign for "Lunar", or better known as a cresent shape, representing Water or in this case, the moon. Is represented in trollium chat alerts by a symbol that's nothing in particular.
Weapon: Pistolkind
Lusus: None, whatsoever
Specibus: Quickselect Modus, a set few items can be accessed with so much as a thought, with great ease, the rest take some time to fish out.

UA: urGH, IT's Hard eNouGH To see wITH suNGlasses oN...
AS: why do you hAveE sungLAssEs on?
UA: To HIde THe sHame IN my eyes...

[ZDG]

Still searching for teammates.
Does anyone wants to join?

[justSkidding]

> Enter name.
_LUDICROUS DUNDERHEAD
Eeeh, maybe not.

> Try it again.
_SKIDJI KAKSOS

Your name is Skidji Kaksos. You have a wide variety of INTERESTS. A plethora, even. Mostly, though, you enjoy PESTERING your MOIRAIL. The two of you cannot be beaten in a moirail off. You are simply the best there is. Your buddies know you for a PRANKSTER, though your said gambit is in the middle range. You enjoy HYPOTHETICAL BIOLOGY, though mostly you just like to DRAW weird looking aliens and ANTHROPOMORPHIC FAUNA.

You like to play MUSIC, but are NOTOROIUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT PLAYING BASSCOCCOON. It's okay, you envision your musical taste as FREEFORM ATONAL anyways. You are PRETTY DECENT with your weapon of choice, POLEARMS. Unforunately, your GUARDIAN tends to get ahold of your weapons before you do, leaving you with the specibus 2/3POLEARMKIND. You hope this doesn't render you useless for your dream of joining the PARTISIMPALERS. You also have an endearing infatuation with PAPERFASTENERS, and keep a stash hidden so your guardian can't get at them. Your infatuation is incredibly pointless, but that just makes you love it ALL THE MORE. Unforetunately, your guardian is also good at getting past your defenses while you SLEEP. And you do so love a good SLEEP.

You enjoy a good GAME, and devour TRIVIAL INFORMATION like your guardian does your weapons and paperfasteners. Recent chats with your COHORTS have linked you to a program called SGRUB. You plan on forcing your MOIRAIL to play with you, because he's a GRUMPYFACE.

Your trolltag is acuteArcolepsy and you talk ïn a p®etty no®mal way. Sometïmes you flou®ïsh you® w®ïtïng with cï®cles, but don't eve®ybody?

Miscellany:
Text/Blood Color: Shamrock Green - #009E60
Gender: Female
Shirt Insignia: See above - I play her in a session where everyone is based on constellations, hers is Circinus (The [drawing] compass) - Hence the circles.
Strife Specibus: 3/4polearmkind
Fetch Modus: Trivia - must answer obscure question relating to item to retrieve it. Optional hard mode can be enabled: answer the question wrong, object is deleted. (Pretty much never enabled)
Lusus: Large bipedal raccoon - approximately seven foot tall. Insatiable appetite for shiny objects. Not terribly bright, can be manipulative. Mostly it just sleeps and eats and begs for more food. (concept doodle here)
Typing quirk: I/i -> Ï/ï, r -> ®, tendency towards colloquialisms, g-droppin' on words.

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CantankerousGeode[CG] began pestering BreviloquentBuilder[BB]

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CG: SUP ma MORAIL BROOOOOOOO!!!
CG: B]
BB: nm i guess
BB: i was sleeping u no
CG: ahahaHA!!!
CG: when are ya NOT sleepingggg
CG: ya should TOOOOOTALLY go climbing with me DUUUUUUUUUDE
CG: we totes need to HANG OUT MORE
CG: YEAAH!
BB: i like sleep
BB: i dont like climbing
CG: what are ya taaaaaalking BOUT????
CG: climbing is da BESSSSST!
CG: wind in yas face and rocks between yas fingahs
CG: soooooo FUNNNNNN!!!
BB: no
BB: not after last time
BB: that was not fun
CG: I already TOOOOLD ya DUUUUUUUDE
CG: dats nevah happening again
CG: nevah EVER!!!!
BB: easy 4 u to say
BB: u didnt have rocks in between ur horns
CG: OOOOH now dont be SILLY
CG: dat was HARDLY dat bad at ALL
CG: I dont know HOW it even HAPpened
CG: but I remember us being INSIDE da caaave
CG: cause of dat shortcut da musclegoat INSISTED we TAAAAKE
CG: and den
CG: SUDDENLY dey were dere
CG: ALL OF THEM
CG: FOOKIN THOUSANDS, TRAVDUUUUDE!!!!
BB: well dont let it happen again
BB: the only shortcuts we shuld take r not starting in the 1st place
CG: pshhhHHNAWWWWW!!!
CG: dats no FUN at AAAAALLLLLLL!!!
CG: ya gotta do stuff
CG: ya just GOTTA!!
BB: sleep is stuff
CG: ...
CG: but it's not FUN stuff
BB: i think its fun
CG: but dat doesnt make any SEEEENSEEEEE!!!
CG: FUN is DOING STUFF
CG: CLIMBING STUFF
CG: gettin all WORKED UP an REACHING da SUMMIT!!!!
CG: EXTREMEEEEE!!!
BB: can i use the grappling hook
CG: ABSOGRUBBERFUCKINGLOOTLEY!!!!
CG: it aint right ta just go UNPREPARED and stuff
CG: ya gotta THINK AHEAD and experience DA MOMENT!!!!
CG: WOOOOO!!!!
BB: wat
CG: WOO
CG: wait wat did I say??
CG: PFF LOL OOPSSSS
CG: sorry bout dat, Vladster
CG: I meant dat yas cant POSSIBLY be as good as ME wid dis STUFFFFF
CG: so yas needs da help
CG: no worries wid dat is all
CG: B]
BB: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddd

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CG: Vladster???
CG: VLADSTERRRR?
CG: you dere, dude???
BB: i fell asleep
BB: hello
CG: hahahHAHAHA
CG: duuuuuuude
CG: yas EXTREMELY SILLY!!!
CG: like WOAH
CG: I reaaaally dont get how ya can just SLEEP
CG: JUST like DAT!!!
BB: i get tired
CG: ahhh
CG: dats TOTALLY cool
CG: I get tired sometimes TOO!!!
CG: not DAT much though..
CG: being TIRED isnt really FUN
CG: B[
BB: ya
BB: tronno i wont be able to go climbing
BB: i cant find Presbyte
BB: i think he went in the forest
CG: ahhhh??
CG: ya better go LOOK for em
CG: Ill be A-OK right here
CG: no worries!!!!

[Beep]

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

BD : Is-this-Najash's-friend?
BD : I-hope-so,-or-I'll-feel-really-foolish.
BD : Anyway.
BD : I'd-just-thought-I'd-introduce-myself,-seeing-as-we're-apparently-going-to-be-playing-Sgrub-together.
BD : My-name-is-Tolero.-{8D
CG: Ohey
CG: SUPP??
CG: I was just chattin to mah buddy, Vladis
CG: he stopped typing all like WOAH!!!!
CG: I DUNNO where he is NOWWWWW
CG: ma name is Tronno
CG: nice ta MEET ya
CG: miss POLITE GUUUUURL
CG: B]
BD : Oh-my.
BD : I-hope-your-friend-is-okay...
BD : And-thank-you-for-the-compliment.-(8}
BD : Anyway.
BD : I-just-thought-it-would-be-a-good-idea-to-get-to-know-each-other-a-little-bit-so-things-wouldn't-get-awkward-while-we-were-playing-the-game.
BD : I-hope-that's-alright.
CG: well yeaaaah
CG: he cut off ALL FUNNY and stuff
CG: I sure hope hes not fallen down da STAIRS again
CG: I warned him bout DEM STAIRS, BRO
CG: I WARNED him!!!!
CG: ohyeah I have NO PROBLEMS wid talkin
CG: trolling is SUPER FUN!!!!
BD : Falling-down-the-stairs....-again?
BD : Uhm...
BD : Well,-at-least-you-cautioned-him-about-it....
BD : Oh,-are-you-going-to-be-Najash's-server-player?
BD : Because-if-that's-the-case-then-I-would-be-your-server-player,-right?
BD : Gog,-I-can-already-tell-the-order-of-this-game-is-going-to-confuse-me.
CG: yeaaaaah
CG: Imma be her SERVER!!
CG: yas gonna be MINE?
CG: but what about mah MORBUDDY VLADIS???
CG: I was TOOOOOTALLY about ta ask him ta join
CG: but den left ta FIND his LUCUS or sometingggg
CG: aftah he gets BACK ya should be his SERVER
CG: dude needs ta GET OUT MORE and MEET MORE PEOPLE
CG: HAHAHA
CG: B]

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When Tribor and I were talking over MSN he said he wanted to be my server. If you could be his, then he can be mine. Is that ok?

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

TO REDPEN:

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!lor
CR: Ssso lame!
BD : Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
BD : And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD : Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD : If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.

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BD : Is-this-Najash's-friend?
BD : I-hope-so,-or-I'll-feel-really-foolish.
BD : Anyway.
BD : I'd-just-thought-I'd-introduce-myself,-seeing-as-we're-apparently-going-to-be-playing-Sgrub-together.
BD : My-name-is-Tolero.-{8D
CG: Ohey
CG: SUPP??
CG: I was just chattin to mah buddy, Vladis
CG: he stopped typing all like WOAH!!!!
CG: I DUNNO where he is NOWWWWW
CG: ma name is Tronno
CG: nice ta MEET ya
CG: miss POLITE GUUUUURL
CG: B]
BD : Oh-my.
BD : I-hope-your-friend-is-okay...
BD : And-thank-you-for-the-compliment.-(8}
BD : Anyway.
BD : I-just-thought-it-would-be-a-good-idea-to-get-to-know-each-other-a-little-bit-so-things-wouldn't-get-awkward-while-we-were-playing-the-game.
BD : I-hope-that's-alright.
CG: well yeaaaah
CG: he cut off ALL FUNNY and stuff
CG: I sure hope hes not fallen down da STAIRS again
CG: I warned him bout DEM STAIRS, BRO
CG: I WARNED him!!!!
CG: ohyeah I have NO PROBLEMS wid talkin
CG: trolling is SUPER FUN!!!!
BD : Falling-down-the-stairs....-again?
BD : Uhm...
BD : Well,-at-least-you-cautioned-him-about-it....
BD : Oh,-are-you-going-to-be-Najash's-server-player?
BD : Because-if-that's-the-case-then-I-would-be-your-server-player,-right?
BD : Gog,-I-can-already-tell-the-order-of-this-game-is-going-to-confuse-me.
CG: yeaaaaah
CG: Imma be her SERVER!!
CG: yas gonna be MINE?
CG: but what about mah MORBUDDY VLADIS???
CG: I was TOOOOOTALLY about ta ask him ta join
CG: but den left ta FIND his LUCUS or sometingggg
CG: aftah he gets BACK ya should be his SERVER
CG: dude needs ta GET OUT MORE and MEET MORE PEOPLE
CG: HAHAHA
CG: B]
BD : I-don't-really-mind-who-I'm-the-server-for.
BD : I-guess-I-could-be-the-server-for-your-friend,-if-I-need-to-be.
BD : Does-Najash-know-he's-playing?-If-not-I'm-chatting-with-her-on-Trollslum-now.-I-could-relay-the-message-if-you-want-me-to.

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That is totally okay. I'm supposed to be the person to get the last person in the game though, since Tolero was the first in. Does Tribor mind bein last?

[Saroko]

Still searching for teammates.
Does anyone wants to join?

I don't mind joining.

[Flamerider64]

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-- umbranApprentice [UA] began trolling aviatingScorcher [AS] --
UA: excuse me, I Need To Talk To you aGaIN
UA: HeLLo?
UA: fueGo?
AS: pFFFt
AS: wHoooooooooooooo!
AS: i just grAbbEd soME unbELiEvAbLy swEEt Air tiME in A cAr, nArrowLy dodgEd About FiFty bAjiLLion crAshEs, And got into cAhoots with thE EAgLEs right just now
UA: buT... IT was fIfTeeN mINuTes sINce I lasT coNTacTed you
AS: didn't i tELL you this thing wAs FAst?