TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[Red Pen]

YAY pictures!! As soon as Najash gets the info about Vladis joining, we'll call a team meeting a think of a session name.

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!
CR: Ssso lame!

BD : Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
BD : And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD : Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD : If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.
CR: He totally had it coming anyway.
CR: And of courssse you can survive without Ursssa, all ssshe ever doesss isss eat and sssleep. Not like MY awesssome lusssusss.
CR: Ssshe isss the BESSST lusssusss. You are jealousss.

[Samulus]

Again, ZDG, is it possible for my cooking sama chef to join up?

[polarBipede]

Again, ZDG, is it possible for my cooking sama chef to join up?

I think so. In fact I think both of you can join
But I think we should wait until he connects again c:

[KumaZone]

where the hell is team longname? :V

[appositeNautilus]

Yeaaaaah, I can't make my sprite not look like shit.

Trollsona's on this page.

Your name is NIHILS ILYRIA. You enjoy PATROLLING the waves for signs of IMPROPRIETY. A low-ranking member of the NAUTICAL ARISTOCRACY, you nevertheless try and comport yourself in a RESERVED and REFINED MANNER. You are a dedicated FLARPer, and have a passion for adapting CEREMONIAL ROYAL ARMOUR for everyday wear. You think it makes you look more INTIMIDATING, but this is NOT ESPECIALLY TRUE.

Your trollTag is appositeNautilus, and you tend to pepper your speech with an Amalgam of neo- and Paleologisms in a way which makes you sound rather Pretentious.

Strife Specibus -- maceKind
Title -- Warden of Depth
Planet -- Land of Murk and Granite

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CD] --

BD : Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD : Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD : And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD : At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD : Kind-of.
BD : I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD : Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.
CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwarly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD
BD : I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD : And-you-hush.
BD : I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...
CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!lor
CR: Ssso lame!

BD : Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
BD : And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD : Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD : If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.
CR: He totally had it coming anyway.
CR: And of courssse you can survive without Ursssa, all ssshe ever doesss isss eat and sssleep. Not like MY awesssome lusssusss.
CR: Ssshe isss the BESSST lusssusss. You are jealousss.
BD : You-mean-the-lusus-that-abandons-you-for-days-on-end-to-go-swimming?
BD : Yeah.-Your-lusus-is-top-notch,-Najash.
BD : At-least-mine-is-here-to-help-me-when-I'm-in-a~
BD : ....whoa.
BD : Some-random-person-just-trolled-me.
BD : Who-is-"Tronny"?
BD : And...-they-blocked-me.-*sigh*-I-hate-these-types-of-people.

[Metaflare]

Man, AB is such a bitch.

-- activeBeauty[AB] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

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AB: tronn, i...think i found something...
AB: its a...pretty green...jewel
AB: its too big...to be of any...use...to me
AB: ...so i was...wondering if you want...it
CG: WOAAAAAAH!!!
CG: how BIG is TOO BIG??
CG: it sounds EXTREME!
CG: BD
AB: ...about...
AB: the size...
AB: of your...head...?
AB: maybe...
AB: a tad...smaller
CG: WOAH WOAH WHAT WOAAAH!!!
CG: dats INSANE!
CG: B]
CG: if its an EMERALD
CG: itd be da BIGGEST AND BADDEST emerald I evah SEEN!!
CG: though ah guess ah havent SEEN it yet
CG: hahaHAHAHEHEHA
AB: hmhm...yes
AB: im not sure...if it is an...emerald
AB: youre the...expert...on this thing
AB: its one...of your endearing...traits
CG: trudat
CG: NOBODY knows rocks like ME!!!
CG: ehehehHEHEHE
CG: endearing is GOOD, right?
AB: hmhm...yes...its a good...thing
AB: so...
AB: ...what have you...been up to...tronn?

CG: haha AWESOME!!!
CG: Ive been talking ta NAJASH and DA VLADSTER
CG: vladdy is SOOO SILLY
CG: Najash wants me ta play a GAME
CG: called SGRUB or somethinggggg
CG: I gots ta download it IDKKK
CG: ah dont play dese kindsa GAMES often
CG: B[
CG: OHYEAH and dere was anothah gurl
CG: MEGA ULTRA POLITE GURL
CG: BP
AB: ...oh
AB: really...?
AB: whats her...trolltag?
AB: id like to...
AB: ...converse
AB: with...her
AB: ...if you dont...mind
CG: shes FUN ta talk to
CG: Im sure yas gonna LIKE her
CG: da tags blacksheepDaydreamer
CG: B]
AB: thank...you...
AB: ...b...rb...
AB: okay back...sorry...
AB: had to...calm my lusus...down
AB: ...anyways
AB: im heading...over there now...
AB: with...the jem in...tow
AB: bye...tronny

-- activeBeauty[AB] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

[Beep]

Man, AB is such a bitch.

-- activeBeauty[AB] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

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AB: tronn, i...think i found something...
AB: its a...pretty green...jewel
AB: its too big...to be of any...use...to me
AB: ...so i was...wondering if you want...it
CG: WOAAAAAAH!!!
CG: how BIG is TOO BIG??
CG: it sounds EXTREME!
CG: BD
AB: ...about...
AB: the size...
AB: of your...head...?
AB: maybe...
AB: a tad...smaller
CG: WOAH WOAH WHAT WOAAAH!!!
CG: dats INSANE!
CG: B]
CG: if its an EMERALD
CG: itd be da BIGGEST AND BADDEST emerald I evah SEEN!!
CG: though ah guess ah havent SEEN it yet
CG: hahaHAHAHEHEHA
AB: hmhm...yes
AB: im not sure...if it is an...emerald
AB: youre the...expert...on this thing
AB: its one...of your endearing...traits
CG: trudat
CG: NOBODY knows rocks like ME!!!
CG: ehehehHEHEHE
CG: endearing is GOOD, right?
AB: hmhm...yes...its a good...thing
AB: so...
AB: ...what have you...been up to...tronn?

CG: haha AWESOME!!!
CG: Ive been talking ta NAJASH and DA VLADSTER
CG: vladdy is SOOO SILLY
CG: Najash wants me ta play a GAME
CG: called SGRUB or somethinggggg
CG: I gots ta download it IDKKK
CG: ah dont play dese kindsa GAMES often
CG: B[
CG: OHYEAH and dere was anothah gurl
CG: MEGA ULTRA POLITE GURL
CG: BP
AB: ...oh
AB: really...?
AB: whats her...trolltag?
AB: id like to...
AB: ...converse
AB: with...her
AB: ...if you dont...mind
CG: shes FUN ta talk to
CG: Im sure yas gonna LIKE her
CG: da tags blacksheepDaydreamer
CG: B]
AB: thank...you...
AB: ...b...rb...
AB: okay back...sorry...
AB: had to...calm my lusus...down
AB: ...anyways
AB: im heading...over there now...
AB: with...the jem in...tow
AB: bye...tronny

-- activeBeauty[AB] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

-- cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling activeBeauty[AB] --

CG: ahs be seeing ya
CG: have a NICE TRIP!!

-- cantankerousGeode [CG] ceased trolling activeBeauty[AB] --




Okay NOW I'll do posts with pictures. :3

[aquariumKnight]

Ugh, I might as well post this guy I made. I mean he sucks because I have NO drawing talent at all (and little creativity in character creation), but at least people will know he exists and can go bother me on Pesterchum or something.

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Reference picture: Here
Name: Ashmor Zvonov
Trolltag: roboticOverlord
text/blood colour: Goldenrod (Yellow, #CEB42F)
Typing quirk: Capitalizes ever Other word, DESTRUCTIVE and HATEFUL words Are in All caps.
Personality: Calm to a certain extent. He stills shows his hatred towards you for living, just not in a "ARGH I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO DIE" way. When nobody else is around he's pretty much a nice guy.
Interests: Gaming, Tech, Robotics, etc. Also somewhat into Fantasy type stuff, though not as much.
Shirt symbol: Alchemical symbol for Salt (Circle with a horizontal line in it)
Fetch Modus: Hash Tree
Strife Specibus: Gunkind
Lusus: Chinese Dragon

Dropping a few notes right here:
1. Yes I know he looks terrible, as I said, no drawing talent.
2. Please tell me I don't have to explain the Hash Tree Modus.
3. bluh bluh generic character
4. I'm not gonna roleplay here, I don't have the time for that. If you want just load up Pesterchum later and send a message.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go fade into the background again. :\

[Azreal DeGeist]

CURRENT accompaniedOverlord [CAO] NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board TEAM SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME FRIENDS FOREVER EXTREME DANGER COMBAT "SUPER TEAM UNDERLING FIGHTING FORCE" BATTLE SQUAD 10,000.

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CAO NOW opened memo on board TEAM SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME FRIENDS FOREVER EXTREME DANGER COMBAT "SUPER TEAM UNDERLING FIGHTING FORCE" BATTLE SQUAD 10,000.

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CAO: Hello? Can anyone hear me? I hope I am doing this right.
FUTURE lusciousBookworm [FLB] 0:23 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FLB: Don't worry.
FLB: It's all good.
CAO: Okay good. Have you guys made any progress with finding Zetsea and Ishaza?
FLB: Well,
FLB: We know Zetsea has found his way to Prospit.
CAO: Prospit? Where is that?
FLB: Oh.
FLB: Right.
FLB: Um.
FUTURE prettyAngry [FPA] 1:42 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA: oooh my god!!!
FPA: ggguys!!!
FPA: bbbayz is missing!!!
FPA: aaa3rok is tooo!!!
CAO: What? How? Is anyone not missing? What happened?
FPA: iii don't know!!!
FPA: iii'm just...
FPA: aaahhh!!!
FLB: Lianne!
FLB: Get ahold of yourself!
PAST hometownGuardian [PHG] 0:16 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PHG: what is gOiNg ON
PHG: what happeNed
PHG: Or
PHG: will happeN
PHG: whatevs
FPA: 333v3ryon3 k33ps vanishing!!!
FPA: iii'm scar3d...
FLB: Listen.
FLB: I'm sure they are alright.
FLB: No need to panic.
FLB: Panicking only makes things worse.
PHG: gOt a pOiNt right there
CAO: I am a little worried myself. But, I am sure they are all okay. Me too. I am going to try and save them, though, and I am not going to let emotions stand in the way.
PHG: yeah
PHG: what he said
FUTURE accompaniedOverlord [FAO] 2:31 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAO: Help! We are trapped, uh, somewhere! I do not know, they put a blindfold on me!
CAO: What? Are you guys okay? What happened?
FAO: I do not know! I am just as confused as you are! Well, it probably is because I am being so confused that I am confused. I do not know. Time hurts my head.
FPA: oooh my god!!!
FPA: aaa3rok ar3 you okay???
FPA: ccch3st3r is gon3 too!!!
FPA: iii dont know wh3r3 h3 is!!!
FAO: I am fine for now. Just keep looking. I am sure you will find us eventually. Well, not soon, but, uh... Y:/
CAO: What is with that Y?
FAO: Oh. I saw some people using their horns in their emotes, so I thought I would too. Also I told myself to. Right now. Y
CAO: Oh. Well that makes sense. Y
FLB: Okay,
FLB: Let's all settle down here.
FLB: I have to go.
PHG: why?
FLB: Just,
FLB: I have to go.
FUTURE lusciousBookworm [FLB] 0:23 HOURS FROM NOW left memo.
PHG: hMM
PHG: that gUy is Mighty sUspiciOUs
PHG: Ugh
PHG: tell Me abOUt it
FPA: nnno guys!!!
FPA: www3 cant start infighting!!!
FPA: ttthats n3v3r good!!!
CURRENT chessMaster [CCM] NOW responded to memo.
CCM: woah what the hell
CCM: lianne what happened
CCM: to me i mean
CCM: did i get the back end
CCM: of something nasty
FPA: ccch3st3r!!!
FPA: ttthis is no tim3 for rapping!!!
CCM: ...
CCM: youre right
CCM: so what happened?
CCM: or will happen
FPA: i dont know!!!
FAO: Calm down, everybody. Chester is right here with me. They took away all our stuff, but I had a secret. I alchemized my phone with my eye(yes, it was as painful as it sounds). I was able to sneak it in to wherever we are.
CAO: Really? That seems like a good idea actually.
FAO: Yeah. I got it from, well, me.
PHG: dUdes
PHG: fOcUs
CAO: Right.
FAO: Sorry. Anyway, you guys do not need to worry. We are fine for now.
FPA: yyyay!!!
FPA: bbbut dont worry!!!
FPA: www3ll k33p looking!!!
CCM: yeah
CCM: we got your back dude
CCM: or is it dudes
FAO: Thank you.
CAO: Yes. We will continue. Now, unless anyone else has anything to add, I am going to close this memo. I will wait a few minutes first, though.
CURRENT fictitiousPhysician [CFP] NOW responded to memo.
CFP: wwhat...
CFP: wwhat aare yyou eeven...
CFP: wwhat...
CFP: yyou're aall ccompletely mmental...
CFP: wwhat aare yyou eeven...
CFP: ttalking aabout...
CFP: ii ddon't eeven...
CFP: WWHAT...
CFP: ii hhate tthis tteam...
CFP: ii hhate aall oof yyou...
FAO: Oh, that is right! I completely forgot! Gah! Why do I have the worst memory? DXY
CAO: Ishaza! You are okay! Yay!!! Y
FPA: DD yay!!!
FPA: yyyou'r3 alright!!!
FPA: :'DDD
CCM: woo
CCM: we solved the mystery
PHG: gOOd tO kNOw
PHG: that yOU're alright
CAO: I am so happy! I thought you were gone like everyone else! Wait, why did I forget about this in the future? Y
FAO: I am just as confused as you are. This timeline is really messed up. Y:I
CFP: ii ddon't eeven...
CFP: kknow wwhat yyou're ttalking aabout...
CFP: aat aall...
CFP: aare yyou aactually iinsane...
CFP: ii mmean llike mmore iinsane tthan ii aalready tthought yyou wwere...
CFP: bbecause...
CFP: ii ttook llike aa ffive mminute bbreak ffrom aall oof yyou tto cclear mmy hhead...
CFP: aand nnow yyou're ggoing aall oon aabout...
CFP: mmissing ppeople...
CFP: iit's rridiculous...
CFP: yyou're rridiculous...

CAO: So, where did you go?
FPA: yyy3ah!!!
FPA: wwwh3r3 w3r3 you???
FAO: Oh that is right. You never did tell us where you were, did you?
CFP: oohhhhh nno...
CFP: ooh nno nno nno nno...
CFP: ii'm nnot ttelling yyou ffuckers wwhere ii aam...
CFP: ffuck nno ii've ggotten ssome ppeace aand qquiet aand ii ffucking llove iit...
CFP: sso yyou gguys ccan aall...
CFP: ggo bback tto yyour ggrotesque ssalamander oorgy oor wwhatever iit iis yyou aall uusually ddo ttogether...
CFP: ggoddamn ssickos...

PastaccetuatedReactor 24 HOURS AGO responded to memo
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[Aerok12]

CURRENT accompaniedOverlord [CAO] NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board TEAM SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME FRIENDS FOREVER EXTREME DANGER COMBAT "SUPER TEAM UNDERLING FIGHTING FORCE" BATTLE SQUAD 10,000.

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CAO NOW opened memo on board TEAM SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME FRIENDS FOREVER EXTREME DANGER COMBAT "SUPER TEAM UNDERLING FIGHTING FORCE" BATTLE SQUAD 10,000.

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CAO: Hello? Can anyone hear me? I hope I am doing this right.
FUTURE lusciousBookworm [FLB] 0:23 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FLB: Don't worry.
FLB: It's all good.
CAO: Okay good. Have you guys made any progress with finding Zetsea and Ishaza?
FLB: Well,
FLB: We know Zetsea has found his way to Prospit.
CAO: Prospit? Where is that?
FLB: Oh.
FLB: Right.
FLB: Um.
FUTURE prettyAngry [FPA] 1:42 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA: oooh my god!!!
FPA: ggguys!!!
FPA: bbbayz is missing!!!
FPA: aaa3rok is tooo!!!
CAO: What? How? Is anyone not missing? What happened?
FPA: iii don't know!!!
FPA: iii'm just...
FPA: aaahhh!!!
FLB: Lianne!
FLB: Get ahold of yourself!
PAST hometownGuardian [PHG] 0:16 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PHG: what is gOiNg ON
PHG: what happeNed
PHG: Or
PHG: will happeN
PHG: whatevs
FPA: 333v3ryon3 k33ps vanishing!!!
FPA: iii'm scar3d...
FLB: Listen.
FLB: I'm sure they are alright.
FLB: No need to panic.
FLB: Panicking only makes things worse.
PHG: gOt a pOiNt right there
CAO: I am a little worried myself. But, I am sure they are all okay. Me too. I am going to try and save them, though, and I am not going to let emotions stand in the way.
PHG: yeah
PHG: what he said
FUTURE accompaniedOverlord [FAO] 2:31 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAO: Help! We are trapped, uh, somewhere! I do not know, they put a blindfold on me!
CAO: What? Are you guys okay? What happened?
FAO: I do not know! I am just as confused as you are! Well, it probably is because I am being so confused that I am confused. I do not know. Time hurts my head.
FPA: oooh my god!!!
FPA: aaa3rok ar3 you okay???
FPA: ccch3st3r is gon3 too!!!
FPA: iii dont know wh3r3 h3 is!!!
FAO: I am fine for now. Just keep looking. I am sure you will find us eventually. Well, not soon, but, uh... Y:/
CAO: :? What is with that Y?
FAO: Oh. I saw some people using their horns in their emotes, so I thought I would too. Also I told myself to. Right now. Y:D
CAO: Oh. Well that makes sense. Y:)
FLB: Okay,
FLB: Let's all settle down here.
FLB: I have to go.
PHG: why?
FLB: Just,
FLB: I have to go.
FUTURE lusciousBookworm [FLB] 0:23 HOURS FROM NOW left memo.
PHG: hMM
PHG: that gUy is Mighty sUspiciOUs
PHG: Ugh
PHG: tell Me abOUt it
FPA: nnno guys!!!
FPA: www3 cant start infighting!!!
FPA: ttthats n3v3r good!!!
CURRENT chessMaster [CCM] NOW responded to memo.
CCM: woah what the hell
CCM: lianne what happened
CCM: to me i mean
CCM: did i get the back end
CCM: of something nasty
FPA: ccch3st3r!!!
FPA: ttthis is no tim3 for rapping!!!
CCM: ...
CCM: youre right
CCM: so what happened?
CCM: or will happen
FPA: i dont know!!!
FAO: Calm down, everybody. Chester is right here with me. They took away all our stuff, but I had a secret. I alchemized my phone with my eye(yes, it was as painful as it sounds). I was able to sneak it in to wherever we are.
CAO: Really? That seems like a good idea actually.
FAO: Yeah. I got it from, well, me.
PHG: dUdes
PHG: fOcUs
CAO: Right.
FAO: Sorry. Anyway, you guys do not need to worry. We are fine for now.
FPA: yyyay!!!
FPA: bbbut dont worry!!!
FPA: www3ll k33p looking!!!
CCM: yeah
CCM: we got your back dude
CCM: or is it dudes
FAO: Thank you.
CAO: Yes. We will continue. Now, unless anyone else has anything to add, I am going to close this memo. I will wait a few minutes first, though.
CURRENT fictitiousPhysician [CFP] NOW responded to memo.
CFP: wwhat...
CFP: wwhat aare yyou eeven...
CFP: wwhat...
CFP: yyou're aall ccompletely mmental...
CFP: wwhat aare yyou eeven...
CFP: ttalking aabout...
CFP: ii ddon't eeven...
CFP: WWHAT...
CFP: ii hhate tthis tteam...
CFP: ii hhate aall oof yyou...
FAO: Oh, that is right! I completely forgot! Gah! Why do I have the worst memory? DXY
CAO: Ishaza! You are okay! Yay!!! Y:D
FPA: :DDD yay!!!
FPA: yyyou'r3 alright!!!
FPA: :'DDD
CCM: woo
CCM: we solved the mystery
PHG: gOOd tO kNOw
PHG: that yOU're alright
CAO: I am so happy! I thought you were gone like everyone else! Wait, why did I forget about this in the future? Y:?
FAO: I am just as confused as you are. This timeline is really messed up. Y:I
CFP: ii ddon't eeven...
CFP: kknow wwhat yyou're ttalking aabout...
CFP: aat aall...
CFP: aare yyou aactually iinsane...
CFP: ii mmean llike mmore iinsane tthan ii aalready tthought yyou wwere...
CFP: bbecause...
CFP: ii ttook llike aa ffive mminute bbreak ffrom aall oof yyou tto cclear mmy hhead...
CFP: aand nnow yyou're ggoing aall oon aabout...
CFP: mmissing ppeople...
CFP: iit's rridiculous...
CFP: yyou're rridiculous...

CAO: So, where did you go?
FPA: yyy3ah!!!
FPA: wwwh3r3 w3r3 you???
FAO: Oh that is right. You never did tell us where you were, did you?
CURRENT sleepingBeast[cdb] responded to memo
CSB:@nd just what the the jegus nubgobbel!ng cr@p !s this?
CSB: Some k!nd of we!rdo consp!er@cy full of we!rdos!?
CSB: Why w@s eye not !nv!ted?
CFP: oohhhhh nno...
CFP: ooh nno nno nno nno...
CFP: ii'm nnot ttelling yyou ffuckers wwhere ii aam...
CFP: ffuck nno ii've ggotten ssome ppeace aand qquiet aand ii ffucking llove iit...
CFP: sso yyou gguys ccan aall...
CFP: ggo bback tto yyour ggrotesque ssalamander oorgy oor wwhatever iit iis yyou aall uusually ddo ttogether...
CFP: ggoddamn ssickos...
CAO: Bayz! You were invited! Also, be careful! Apparently you are going to be kidnapped or something like Zetsea and me! Also, Ishaza, um. Well. Okay, I guess. Y:(
CCM: fuck shaz
CCM: that was pretty damn harsh
CCM: now you got aer all in a slump
CCM: you better lay off
CCM: or ill kick your arse
CCM: thatll teach you to be such a grump
FPA: ...
FPA: ttthat was pr3tty t3rribl3 ch3st3r...
CCM: yeah
CCM: it was
CCM: its pretty hard to concentrate
CCM: but theres no need to complicate
FPA: ccch3st3r!!!
CCM: sorry
CAO: Okay, guys, it is not that big of a deal. No need to worry.
PAST accentuatedReactor [PAR] 24 HOURS AGO responded to memo
PAR: H3110. 4r3 y0u 43r0k?
PAR: Y0u pr0b4b1y d0n'+ kn0w m3, 8u+ 1 4m 4 fr13nd 0f 23+534'5.
PAR: 1 w45 w0nd3r1ng 1f y0u kn3w h15 wh3r34b0ut5, 45 1 h4v3 b33n un4b13 +0 r34ch h1m.
AO: Oh, hi. Yes, I am. No, I do not. He is missing, along with Bayz and myself in the future. Speaking of which, what are you doing so far in the past? You better not be causing a paradox or anything. Anyway, Zet said you would join our session. Why are you not here yet? Unless you are. I dunno. Actually, how about present you show up. That would be more helpful.

where the hell is team longname? :V

Well, I went to sleep. Then I had school. Then I had a bunch of other shit to do. {:V

[Karhs12]

Why hello, Trollslum. Does any one have any good, older, medical-related symbols? Pretty much all that I've found have some other primary meaning. Once I have one I can finish up my troll.

[crash826]

How about a cadeucus? They're the symbol of Hermes and of medicine.

[Veriama]

because toast.

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>Be the Chick.




...Wait, what? You are very sure there is no chick here, and there never will be. Ever.

Instead, you be the MANLIEST MAN YOU CAN FIND. Which is this dude. Totally.

Your name is IZTELN. Not CERRIS IZTELN. In fact, you've never heard of that name. What are you talking about? Anyways, you are as KNIGHTLY and as MALE-LIKE as can possibly be. You LOVE fights. Fighting is where it's at! In fact, you tend to TAKE YOUR LOVE out VIOLENTLY on those you like, including but not limited to: noogies, punches, and OTHER VIOLENT THINGS. VIOLENT THINGS THAT PEOPLE PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW, THEY'RE SO VIOLENT.

Really, you're just PUMPED FULL OF TESTOSTERONE, and you can't help it if you get a little... OVERBEARING! Your favorite color is RED, because that is a MANLY MANLY color! Not pink, purple, or any other LAME SISSY COLOR like that! Who even likes those colors?? LAME SISSIES, THAT'S WHO!

Because you aren't LAME SISSY, you don't care about the HEMOSPECTRUM! At all! Totally! And it completely makes sense, because YOU'RE NOT HIGH IN THE SCALE AT ALL, you're just a lowly RUST-LIKE color!!

And like with SOME LOWER CASTE MEMBERS, you have a special power!!

... Well, it's not really a power. You're just REALLY STRONG WITH YOUR LEGS. ...But you would NEVER EVER SWIM EVER. It's such a SISSY THING TO DO. You don't have any other powers. At all. NONE THAT WOULD MAKE ANYBODY FORGET ANYTHING. Ever. Or make anybody REMEMBER THINGS THAT THEY SHOULDN'T KNOW. Why? Because that's a SISSY power.

You don't have a lusus. You've been living it ROUGH as long as you want to remember!! AND THAT MAKES YOU HARD. CORE.

You are really good at TELLING THE TRUTH. You do it ALL THE TIME. In fact, you have never told a lie in your life. Ever.

Your chumhandle is belligerentMachismo, and you type in a S!TUNNINGLY POLITE WAY, DESPITE YOUR PERPETUAL 'OUTS!IDE' VOICE.

[Karhs12]

How about a cadeucus? They're the symbol of Hermes and of medicine.

I was thinking about that, but it doesn't really fit with other troll symbols. The other ones are all... I don't know how to describe it. They're... flat? I guess? Or thin-lined? Something.

[Marionette]

Nice!

I... was just working on some trolls earlier today. >_> One of them gets mistaken for a boy and secretly loves Alternian alternate history fanfiction. xD I really keep meaning to make some more actual boys, though. Outside of trolls I play dudes all the time, but all the troll bunnies I get are ladyfolk.

Edit: Mercury's planetary symbol represents the caduceus.

[catchTwentythree]

If you're looking for something different, what about a uhhh.

Heart monitor line. On one of the jagged spikes?

I dunno.

[Veriama]

-- belligerentMachismo began trolling Trollslum 2--

BM: HELLO EVERYBODY.
BM: ANYBODY UP FOR A FIGHT?
BM: WITH OUR FIS!TS!=! AND OUR FEET=!
BM: WE S!HALL TEAR S!OME S!HIT APARTTT=!
BM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA=====!

[Maxfield-Elite]

How about just a cross. Red or otherwise.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

ugh. I have been thinking of making another troll, but I can't decide. Maybe a green blood, if I decide to make another. I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE HIGH BLOOOOOOOOODS

[Tribor]

I (Vladis) am ready anytime with that Red Pen O:

[Carnegie]

You know, I never thought up of a strife syllabus for Vathos.

Anyone have any ideas for him?

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

Waaah, I wanna update my Troll-file but it won't let me. QnQ

Is there any way I can update it without re-posting?

[crash826]

Just a random suggestion...

vaultpoleKind? (XD I have no idea who that is)

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

Man, AB is such a bitch.

I know, but for some reason, I squee'd when I saw that. XD