TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[amnesiaDinosaur]

civilDictator [CD] opened memo on board TROLLSLUM 2.

CD: < so guys.
CD: < i see meteors.
CD: < it's kinda neat i guess.
CD: < but so like can we, stop them or something?
CD: [X] I'M GONNA BE SO FUCKING PISSED IF I GET HIT BY A FUCKING SPACE-ROCK.
CD: < but no rush or anything guys.
FF: AFRAID NOT
FF: YOURE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED
FF: HAVE A NICE LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
UG: Sooorry, nooot uuunleeess yooouuur aaa maaanly maaan.

[Tevys]

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-- roboticallyConcerned [RC]started trolling Forgottenforsaken [FF] and ChampionChef [CC]--
RC: Okay so, insan ditor told m to t ll you to NOT go to your s cond gat .
RC: Appar ntly h found som anci nt p st rlogs or som thing that said that th s cond gat = D ATH.
RC: First gat is okay, but s cond gat is a NO NO.
CC: Mmm... Lets just pretennnnd for a mmmommmennnnt that I have absolutely nnno idea what your talkinnng about. Mmm...
RC: Okay, you ar alr ady on your plan t, no?
RC: If so, go out for a s c, or go to your roof and look up.
RC: You will s som portals lik thingi s.
RC: Do NOT go through th s cond portal. that m ans D ATH.
RC: W must first go through th first portal up our hiv s.
RC: Now you und rstand, y s?
CC: Mmm... Yes innndeed. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Say, you wouldnnn't happennn to like cake? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Seeinnng as we're innn a brannnd nnnew world to call our ownnn, we should celebrate it! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... How about mmmy 'Splosionnn Vannnillairs? They'll burst with flavor unnntil you elicit seizures frommm the sensationnns. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Nnnow that we cannn sennnd each other thinnngs, there are hunnndreds of recipes I wannnt people's opinnnionnns onnn. Mmm...
RC: W can do that? oh aw som !
RC: I would lik som cak y s consi d ring w just almost di d but not.
RC: it is ind d som thing to c l brat !
RC: Of cours if th r ar no imps around. Haha.
RC: I n d to start combining sw t stuff, too. and probably xplor this plan t mor.
RC: You probably should do th sam ! With all th s imps around its n v r too hasty to combin stuff
CC: Mmm... Really nnnow? Immmps? Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I nnnever knnnew there were immmps in this gammme. Mmmaybe their friennndly? I'mmm sure a batch of warmmm pastries will get themmm sinnnginnng a differennnt tunnne! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Annnd if it commmes to it, I have, innn all honnnesty, annn arsennnal of innncredibly sharp thinnngs to choose frommm to defennnd mmmyself with. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Work innn a kitchennn lonnng ennnough annnd you'll pick up a few thinnngs about cuttinnng, slicinnng, or shredinnng. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... But I suppose I should get started onnn a few cakes first. Explorinnng this uh... really sharp lannnd, cannn wait. Mmm...
RC: R ally?
RC: You should b car ful with thos imps... th y can g t pr tty nasty actually
RC: I would r com nd you to actually try and just kill th m, but... try to b fri nd th m, y ah
RC: I think it is a horribl id a, but its your chois .
RC: And... And ogr s, too.
RC: In fact i am looking at a ogr right now.
RC: H do snt look v ry happy at all.

RC: Y ah uh
RC: You should r ally look out for ogr s.
RC: Thos ar som nasty mofos.
RC: Just saying.
CC: Mmm... let mmme put this innn perspective for you. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I've hunnnted dragonnns, gargannntuannns, sky whales, burrowinnng beasts, hive stalkers, skull leeches, annnd several Pannnguars. Oh annnd a hydra. A FUCKINNNG HYDRA!
CC: Mmm... Well... to be honnnest my lusus did take downnn that sky whale annnd if we hadnnn't caught that hydra innn that bayou it probably would have killed us both. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Oh annnd the last few burrowinnng beasts were wounnnded heavily. Annnd I guess we did catch those leeches off guard whennn we caught themmm innn the first autummmnnn. Mmm...
CC: Mmm... Still, those are sommme immmpressive kills! Mmm...
CC: Mmm... I'mmm sure these little guys wonnn't cause mmme too mmmuch trouble. Mmm...
RC: B my gu st th n.
RC: The big og r dud was w ird though. its horns r s mbl d my lusus...
RC: It manag d to hit m in th h ad. I dont think it is a big wound but it still hurts ow.
RC: Just dont forg t you also hav to build my hiv .
RC: I dont want to sound lik im pushing you around. Who am i kidding, i am always afraid i push p opl around wh n i dont. huh.
RC: Now look at m t lling this to you, hah. Anyways, i n d to r ach my gat portal thing, and g t som band aids i gu ss.
RC: r m mb r DO NOT GO INTO TH S COND GAT .
RC: ITS DANG ROUS.

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And talking about bandaids, just how is that injury in her head doing? toucher her head with both her hands, she brougth them in front of them to see the amount of blood.

Yeah this might be bad. Where did she put the bandages again?

(lskdjfklas i dont like tracing nor manipulating pics also planet picture is going to come soon im working on it >_>)

[Maxfield-Elite]

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Posting for Game. Again.

civilDictator [CD] opened memo on board TROLLSLUM 2.

CD: <>< so guys.
CD: <>< i see meteors.
CD: <>< it's kinda neat i guess.
CD: <>< but so like can we, stop them or something?
CD: [X] I'M GONNA BE SO FUCKING PISSED IF I GET HIT BY A FUCKING SPACE-ROCK.
CD: <>< but no rush or anything guys.
FF: AFRAID NOT
FF: YOURE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED
FF: HAVE A NICE LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
UG: Sooorry, nooot uuunleeess yooouuur aaa maaanly maaan.
CD: [X] WOW YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUCKING USEFUL.
CD: <>< i guess i'm kinda manly
CD: <>< like i can do some magic and shit.
CD: <>< i guess that's manly.

[Synergy]

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-- satinPretender [SP] began pestering silentOrator [SO] --
SP: hHEEllo!
SP: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
SP: how arHEE you?
SO: oh um hello
SO: i don't um think we've spoken before (or you have and already forgot way to go)
SO: have we?
SO: if we haven't then it's nice to meet you
SO: if we have already then i'm sorry i forgot it's my fault completely (and i won't blame you for never speaking to me again)
SP: no, I don't think wHEE'vHEE HEEvHEEr spokHEEn bHEEforHEE.
SP: and thHEErHEE's nothing wrong with that, I guHEEss!
SP: it's nicHEE to mHEEHEEt you too!
SP: so you apparHEEntly bHEEat yoursHEElf up a lot, I guHEEss?
SP: wHEEHEEl, stop it!
SP: thHEErHEE's nothing wrong with forgHEEtting things!
SP: it just givHEEs you somHEEthing to do latHEEr!
SP: HEEHEEHEE!
SO: oh (what)
SO: um (oh god)
SO: how did you
SO: how did you know i did that? (because they're psychic)
SO: does that (no)
SO: do that (there you go)
SO: are you psychic? (they're psychic and they know everything)
SP: wHEEHEEl, um, kind of, I guHEEss!
SP: although I'm not rHEEally in control of my abilitiHEEs!
SP: my subconcious is!
SP: but I only know what it lHEEarns through what it tHEElls mHEE by spHEEaking through my sock puppHEEts!
SP: thHEEy makHEE grHEEat convHEErsation though.

SO: oh um (that's a bit of a relief i guess)
SO: so you can't really control it?
SO: that sounds um
SO: kind of annoying really (i'd be pretty frustrated)
SO: um (wait)
SO: i mean not that you're annoying (oh shit back up back up)
SO: i mean that the psychicness being
SO: not exact or controllable is annoying
SO: not you (not you i didn't mean you are annoying)
SO: um hold on one minute please
SO: okay i'm back (one left for the day)
SO: i had to
SO: well um you know (i think)
SP: no no I know what you mHEEant!
SP: yhHEEa, it can bHEE kind of troublHEEsomHEE on occasion...
SP: but I don't mind it so much in thHEE long run!
SO: so is it that you um
SO: know everything about some people
SO: or know some things about everyone
SO: or is it something that can't be described as easily as that (and im asking too many questions about private things dammit)
SO: sorry um nevermind (nice going genius)

[Sarcredsleuth]

--crazedPlayer began trolling Trollian--

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CP: is ANYONE here NOT on A team
CP: I really WANT to START sgrub
CP: LIKE right NOW
DT: i hAvEn't plAyED sGruB yEt
DT: i woulDn't minD hElpinG you out with your GAm
CP: ok
CP: THAT is PRETTY good
CP: I met SOME troll
CP: PRETTY cool GUY
CP: said HE was VERY defenseoriented
CP: GONNA try RECRUITING him
CP: OH
CP: have YOU downloaded SGRUB
CP: i AM almost FINISHED with THE downloading
BM: S!GRUB S!EEMS! S!ORT OF COOL I GUES!S!
BM: S!O
BM: I GUES!S! I'M GOING TO TAG ALONG WITH YOU GUYS! UNTIL I FIND S!OMETHING MORE INTERES!TING TO DO
BM: WHAT ARE YOUR GENDERS! ANYWAYS!
DT: i'm A Boy
DT: ABout thAt, CP
DT: i'm uh
DT: not EvEn surE iF i hAvE sGruB lyinG ArounD hErE
DT: whiCh CoulD BE A proBlEm
DT: i'll Go look For it
DT: ...hEy, hAvE you notiCED All thE shootinG stArs lAtEly?
CP: i LIVE on TOP of a MOUNTAIN
CP: so YES
CP: i HAVE NOTICED
CP: whats UP with THAT
BM: S!WEET A GUY
BM: CP YOU DIDN'T ANS!WER MY QUES!TION BUT WHATEVER
BM: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
BM: WHAT DO S!HOOTING S!TARS! HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
BM: OH RIGHT NOTHING
BM: NOTHING AT ALL
BM: CP ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL
DT: wEll, whAtEvEr
DT: i FounD my sGruB Copy
DT: my CustoDiAn hAD it likE i thouGht shE woulD
CP: i AM positive I am A guy
CP: DOES everyone HERE have THE game
BM: OH MAN, BROS! ALL OVER THE PLACE
BM: I REALLY GOT LUCKY TODAY AHAHA
BM: I DONT HAVE S!GRUB.
CP: THEN try TO get IT then
CP: I have TO find THAT guy
CP: MC
CP: oh AND while WE are IN the SUBJECT of QUESTIONS
CP: what IS your STRIFE spec
DT: hArpoonKinD
DT: woulD you minD iF i triED to ConvinCE my FriEnD to join us?
UG: Heeellooo. III wooouuuld beee iiinteeereeesteeed iiin plaaayiiing SGRUUUB wiiith yooouuu guuuys.
UG: III aaam maaaleee. My striiifeee speeeciiibuuus iiis caaaneeekiiind.
CP: TAKE your FRIEND with YOU
CP: oh AND ug
CP: WELCOME to THE party
BM: YES! S!O MANY GUYS!
BM: WE'LL GET ALONG AWES!OMELY.
BM: I HAVE S!EVERAL S!PECIBI
BM: BUT I MAINLY US!E FIS!TKIND S!O WHATEVER
DT: i'm instAllinG sGruB now
DT: oh shit whAt wAs thAt sounD
CP: GTG for AWHILE
CP: talk MORE if YOU want
CP: OH man
CP: WE need A name
CP: FOR our TEAM
UG: Teeeaaam...
BM: MANLY MEN.
BM: TEAM MANLY MEN.
BM: THATS! ALL I HAVE TO S!AY THERE AHAHAHHA
CP: manly MEN sounds GOOD
CP: any OBJECTIONS
EA: uh, hi
EA: i'm the friend dt waS TAlking aBOUT
EA: JUST ONE THING ON THE EUBJECT OF MEN
EA: I UH
EA: KINDA haVE SOMEONE I WOULD LIKE TO BRING WITH ME
EA: OTHERWISE I'M OUT. IF SHE'S GOING TO DIE I'M DYING WITH HER
CP: welcome TO the PARTY
CP: name YOUR strife SPEC
CP: and WE are CLEAR
EA: SCYTHEKIND
BM: UUURRGH A US!LES!S! FUCKING GIRL
BM: YOU CAN DIE WITH HER NOBODY CARES!
BM: GIRLS!. S!TUPID.
BM: THIS! IS! A MANLY TEAM WE HAVE NO US!E FOR WHINY US!ELES!S! GIRLS! GO AWAY.
CP: you DID not DO that
CP: MY best FRIEND
CP: who IS dead I might ADD
CP: was A beast AT fighing
CP: I accept EVERYONE
CP: if YOU dont LIKE that
CP: THEN you ARE no MAN
CP: capische?
BM: ....... |:<
BM: FINE WHATEVER
BM: DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES! IN A TWIS!T
BM: ILL EVEN DO THE S!EVER THING TO THE S!TUPID GIRL IF YOU WANT ME TO BE NICE AND CHARITABLE
BM: S!TUPID LEADER DOUCHEBAG.
BM: UGH BUT REALLY NOW DO WE REALLY NEED A GIRL ON OUR TEAM THEY'RE ALL S!O LAME AND WHINY
BM: WHATEVER
BM: DON'T EVEN GET ALL BUTTHURT OVER YOUR S!TUPID DEAD GIRLFRIEND OKAY
BM: WHATS! THIS! GIRLS! CHUMHANDLE I'LL GO S!ERVER HER.
CP: DONT really KNOW
CP: just WAIT for HER
CP: for NOW
CP: everyone GOT to HAVE sgrub
EA: HUH. OKAy i'll try to get her into this
EA: ... there?
EA: aH FUCK
EA: lemme try aGAin
EV: Hello?
EV: Isjul!
EV: Are these the People you were talking about?
EV: Hey BM, why the hostility? I didn't do anything to you!
EA: by the waY, SHE HAs claIRSENTIENCE
DT: tEAm mAnly mEn?
DT: sEriously?
DT: thAt sounDs so
DT: silly
DT: you Guys CAn't think oF AnythinG BEttEr?
CP: WELL
CP: silly NAMES are FUN
CP: but
CP: IF you WANT SERIOUSNESS
CP: then HOW about TEAM brave BARRAGE
CP: or SOMETHING
EV: Barrage is a nice-sounding word! Rolls off my Computer's nonexistent Tongue nicely.
EA: no objections here
BM: WHAT
BM: WHAT THE HELL IS! WRONG WITH TEAM MANLY MEN
EV: It sounds like you're Overcompensating for something. You're hiding something, BM. I can feel it! You shouldn't worry about what others will think of you
EV: Just for Honesty's sake, I'm blind. >.>
DT: wEll
DT: i Don't nEED to rEAssurE mysElF thAt i Am mAlE
DT: By nAminG A tEAm AFtEr this FACt
DT: Do you hAvE sElF EstEEm issuEs itzEln?
BM: UUUGH EVERYBODY TELLS! ME THAT
BM: THEY ALL S!UCKED AT S!EEING THROUGH S!HIT
BM: IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE I'M HIDING S!HIT THEN GO THE FUCK AHEAD
BM: I JUST DON'T LIKE TEAM BRAVE BARRAGE, IT S!OUNDS! S!O MUCH MORE S!TUPID THAN TEAM MANLY MEN.
BM: MANLY MEN AND ONE WHINY US!LES!S! BLIND CHICK
BM: WHATS! YOUR FULL CHUMHANDLE ANYWAYS! I CANT FUCKING TELL
BM: ...WAIT. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, DT, I NEVER TOLD YOU IT.
UG: Nooow aaa bliiind chiiick? Thiiis iiis stuuupiiid. Aaalsooo, yooouuur teeext taaasteees suuuspiiiciiiooouuus EEEV.
DT: i
DT: just Do?
DT: slEEp ComEs to minD
CP: man
CP: THIS team SHOULD be NAMED
CP: ragtag BUNCH of MISFITS
CP: but HEY
CP: we ARE named BRAVE barrage
CP: SO we CANT name US that
CP: BEING a LEADER is HARD
EA: bm, you're the one bitching here
EV: I'm not useless! I can clearly still use the Computer. Sight isn't everything, it just makes things much easier
EV: Anyway... EmotionalVisionary. How does it taste suspicious... how can you taste text??? o_o
UG: Iii'm bliiind sooo thaaats sooort ooof hooow III reeeaaad. Iiit juuust taaasteees baaad. Diiisguuustiiing reeeaaally.
CP: man
CP: JUST
CP: just
CP: DO we ALL have SGRUB
EA: TOOK ME A while but i found it aGAin
EV: Yup!
EV: I have no idea how you do that, UG. I was never able to do that, I just rely on my sense of touch/hearing, my ability and a Text-To-Speech converter
CP: good
CP: DT
CP: lets START the GAME
CP: whaddya SAY
BM: ILL S!ERVER THE GIRL.
FD : server me then.
FD : also, hi. I'm with you guys.
FD : YES I AM DON'T YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE!!!
BM: NO, YOU WHINY S!HIT. :]
DT: hEy

DT: why Don't you try not BEinG An AssholE for thrEE sEConDs
FD : I don't care about him.
FD : I could take him on anytime with my clawkind specibus.
FD : and btw, the meteors are startin' to get REALLY close to my hive here. could anybody server me? like, soonish?
BM: YEAH RIGHT
BM: AND NAW, I DONT FEEL LIKE NOT BEING AN AS!S!HOLE.
BM: OR ANS!WERING TO YOU REALLY
BM: ALS!O. CAT LUS!II MAKE THE MOS!T AMUS!ING S!ORT OF CRUNCHING S!OUND.
FD : oh really? well, too bad, 'cause my lusus is a TWO-HEADED CAT DRAGON.
EA: waIT... BM WHAt THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
EA: KELEDA iSN'T RESPONDING
EA: FOR YOUR SAkE YOU'D BEST HOPE SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE
BM: I BROKE HER OR S!OMETHING FFFF
BM: S!HE IS! PERFECTLY FINE
BM: JUS!T IS IGNORING HER COMPUTER LIKE THE WHINY S!HIT S!HE IS!
FD : uh, guys... I think a meteor just crashed on the bottom of my hive, 'cause the whole thin' just shaked.
FD : SHIT MY LUSUS!!! BRB
UG: iiill seeerveeer BM, aaand thaaat chiiick iiis toooooo booossy >:[
EA: YOU KMNOW WHAt? I THINK I FOUND A sUITAbLE TROLL TO PRAcTICE OCULAr IMPLAnTAtION ON. WITH AnY LUCK I MAy BE AbLE TO CREAtE A DEVICE THAt WILL AlLOW YOU TO SEE AgAiN, UG
UG: Yeeeaaah, iiill paaass ooon thaaat, iii liiikeee beeeiiing bliiind
FD : so it looks like my lusus will die soon. the meteor hit right in the middle of her back, and the cave's unstable.
FD : one more meteor down there and my hive's gone. WHY AM I SO LUCKY?
FD : I'll get out of here with my laptop, just in case.
BM: WOW WE S!URE WOULDN'T WANT A CHICK LIKE YOU TO DIE VIA BEING CRUS!HED BY HER OWN HIVE
BM: THAT WOULD BE DOWNRIGHT TERRIBLE.
BM: >8\
CP: i AM gone FOR three SECONDS to FIGHT my LUSUS
CP: and YOU guys ALREADY start TO hate EACH other
CP: DT
CP: you READY
FD : so, um, yeah. about the meteor thin'. I was helping my lusus drag herself out of the cave when a meteor hit my hive again, and the whole thing started crumblin' on us.
FD : I managed to get away, but she got buried. now all I can see are her heads, which didn't got covered 'cause she was almost at the exit of the cave.
FD : my server will have to build from zero to reach the gate.
FD : at least I grabbed some thin's that could come in handy before I left my hive.
CP: okay
CP: SINCE dt IS not RESPONDING
CP: can SOMEONE else SERVER me
CP: OR something

[Marionette]

KU: Hey! Hey!
KU: My name is Urrrsami!
KU: I see a lot of prrretty colorrrs herrre. 8:3
KU: I hope eberrrybody is doing good. Arrre you doing good? I'm doing good!
KU: I'm a little hungrrry though!
KU: But I don't know what to eat!

[Bramzter]

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IE Is Traversing trough the maze. Hacking away at Imps and Other Monsters, Reading the Wall Writing along the way. They gave to location of a second gate. He should go there. He should write a memo before entering the second one if he found it.

MS: Mann This Maze Is Long, At Least I Know Where I Am Going.
MS: This Reminds Me Of My Flarping Days. Robbing Tombs, Getting Loot, Be Lost In Mazes.
MS: Whoa, I Think I Found It

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The Gray Spot Is IE

Current InsaneEditor [CIE] Opened Memo on Board: TGDROTDM Team: Second Gate Get!
CIE: I Have Found A Second Gate, I Am Going Inside Have Enough Level To Kill It. I Hope...
CIE: Will Contact You When Its Done.

[villidan]

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-- idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen

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[Veriama]

civilDictator [CD] opened memo on board TROLLSLUM 2.

CD: < so guys.
CD: < i see meteors.
CD: < it's kinda neat i guess.
CD: < but so like can we, stop them or something?
CD: [X] I'M GONNA BE SO FUCKING PISSED IF I GET HIT BY A FUCKING SPACE-ROCK.
CD: < but no rush or anything guys.
FF: AFRAID NOT
FF: YOURE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED
FF: HAVE A NICE LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
UG: Sooorry, nooot uuunleeess yooouuur aaa maaanly maaan.
CD : [X] WOW YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUCKING USEFUL.
CD : < i guess i'm kinda manly
CD : < like i can do some magic and shit.
CD : < i guess that's manly.
BM: MAGIC IS! HARDLY MANLY\
BM: BUT S!URE I GUES!S! YOU CAN JOIN US! OR S!OMETHING
BM: WE ALREADY HAVE 2 US!ELES!S! GIRLS!, WHATS! ONE MORE
BM: >8\



KU: Hey! Hey!
KU: My name is Urrrsami!
KU: I see a lot of prrretty colorrrs herrre. 8:3
KU: I hope eberrrybody is doing good. Arrre you doing good? I'm doing good!
KU: I'm a little hungrrry though!
KU: But I don't know what to eat!
BM: EAT S!OMETHING MANLY

[McKnackus Theoneth]

CURRENT spectralEngineer [CSE] opened memo on board TEAM QUINTEX.

CSE: alrite you gise.
CSE: weve relly got 2 wurk out wat every1 is doin.
CSE: douche, wher the hell r u? im fuckin up 2 my nook in imps and ogres that luk liek wiis and chefs.
CSE: my sprit sed taht dis was teh land off forest and moonlite but its more like teh land of wiis and chefs
CSE: mesdemet, wat r u doin? ive put the gog damn equipment down, stop fucking about wit ur lusus and get on wit it!
CSE: i didnt miss aneting, did i?
CSE: and futhark and mokro can say wat tere doin 2.
CURRENT subzeroBaroness responded to memo
CSB: Sorry. I've been... incapacitated.
CSB: I guess my lusus is dead. Or at least, it doesn't have a body to possess.
CSB: It tried to possess the glowing thing that came out of the Cruxtruder and now it's glowing pink.
CSB: For your information, it doesn't usually do that.
CURRENT spectralEngineer [CSE] responded to memo
CSE: ok im sorry 2 hear dat
CSE: mines ded 2
CSE: aneway
CSE: can u get yurself in2 teh medium?
CSE: im kinda preoccupiedherOHSHIT
CSE: GOG DAMN I FORGOT THE LATHE
FUTURE viralAcronyx responded to memo 0:50 HOURS from now
FVA: quinteX.
FVA: whaTiSquinteX.
FVA: alsO. mKcoulDyoUpokEmEwitHsomethinGtOwakEmEuP.
FVA: preferablYnoToNmYbacK.
FVA: thaTwoulDmakEiTworsEseeinGaSthEnerveSmakEmYconciou snesSexplodE.
FVA: thankS.
CURRENT spectralEngineer [CSE] responded to memo
CSE: yuor asleep?
CSE: that
CSE: makes no sense.
FUTURE undecidedDelinquent responded to memo 2:23 HOURS from now
U OH YEAH
U HEY GUYS
U I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MEMO THING
U SO UH
U FIGURED I SHOULD MENTION
U IM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW
U I MEAN
U BACK THEN
U WHEN YOU GUYS ARE
U IM DEALING WITH SOME SERIOUS STUFF
U OR WAS
U WHATEVER
U SO UH
U JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
U DONT GET PISSED OR ANYTHING

MK: ayE!
CMK: i'vE got ol' viral all SEtup
CMK: but hE'S dEaliN' with SomE riggEI-) up poopI-)Eck.
CMK: gEt to yEr fEEt ya blubbEriN' glubgrub!

[INSERT PICTURE OF MK'S CURSOR HITTING VA WITH A STICK A LOT]

CMK: Say Now, I aiN't mEt mucha you othEr crEwmaN.
CMK: but I'I-) wagEr that'I-) bE rEmEI-)iEI-) in timE.
FUTURE mutineerKrusader [MK] responded to memo 1:23 HOURS from now.
FMK: ya might bE glub about that.
CMK: 'ScuSE mE?

[catchTwentythree]

No response! Hm. Ah, well. Adriel uncrossed his legs, stretching and cracking his neck as he slowly orbited Derse, then sort of twisted himself around, turned, and slid into the window to his bedroom again, where he sat to rest and closed his eyes.

Adriel opened his eyes, cold sweat pouring down his face from the nightmares that had roared through his sleeping head-- but he could clearly remember a serene black planet, and a mandate from the Furthest Ring.

-- forgottenForsaken [FF] began trolling championChef [CC] --

FF: HEY IM BACK
FF: KINDA DOZED OFF THERE OR SOMETHING
FF: YOU IN
FF: I THINK IE DID SOME BUILDING WHILE I WAS OUT
FF: IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND START HEADING FOR MY FIRST GATE UNLESS YOU NEED SOMETHING

He stood and paused suddenly by his Designix, running his fingers over the keyboard. This thing... was a new thing! "Hey Binky! What's this?"

BINKYSPRITE: Oh~h... that's a punch... designix. You... can create punch cards... to create and combine objects... with the codes on the back...

"... Awesome."

Adriel got to work. With plenty of grist on hand after his earlier killing spree and high starting level on the echeladder, he had enough to work with. His old treasure hoards from his FLARPing days proved useful-- after combining his PDA with his STANDARD ISSUE IMPERIAL WIRELESS COMMUNICATOR, he had a nice hands-free device to work with, and his GRUBTOP and an old ETERNAL ENGINE he'd picked up in a poorly-clouded game gave him an endless power source. Internet signal didn't seem to be an issue anywhere here.

After giving it some thought, he combined the code for his greataxe COITUS IMPETUS with the VORPAL SHORTRENDS, a pair of opposing-elemental shortswords. The result was a huge greataxe: AUSPISTICLEAVER! Imbued with both the fires of passionate redrom and the chilling ice of blackrom, it was a force to be reckoned with!

He attempted to upgrade his armor with a wall hanging from his living room but whatever it made cost millions of grist in varieties he had never encountered.

He filed the idea away for later, though.

His journey up the hive was long and pretty annoying, but after some time he at last reached the top, standing just under his gate.

An Onyx Ogre tried to sneak up on him as he stared into the swirling void, but Adriel swept his new axe upward and was pleased by the way the burning edge carved a hole from the beast's belly to its scalp, and he absentmindedly collected the grist, pacing back and forth under the gate.

He'd wait a few more minutes to see if CC responded.

[AmbientArtisan]

KU: Hey! Hey!
KU: My name is Urrrsami!
KU: I see a lot of prrretty colorrrs herrre. 8:3
KU: I hope eberrrybody is doing good. Arrre you doing good? I'm doing good!
KU: I'm a little hungrrry though!
KU: But I don't know what to eat!

IN: iI'm Ristin!! aAnd I'm doingggg gggreat!
IN: yYou should uh... eEat somethinggg uh....
IN: iI am actually not sure!
IN: sSomethinggg delicious thougggh! yYou should have a picnic!
IN: :8)

[Bramzter]

InsaneEditor [IE] Began Trolling ForgottenForsaken [FF]
IE: Hey, I Have Send You A Booze Code Some Time Ago, Are You Drunk Yet?
IE: Anyway, You Should Look Outside I Leveled Up Your Respite Block Somewhat While You Were Sleeping Like A Slob.
You Should Go Trough That Circle Thing If You Want To Get Further With Goddamn Game, You Will Accomplish Nothing With What Your Doing Now...And If You Go Trough You Get A Fuckton Of Grist...Well Its Up To You Bucko.
IE: I Am Of To Kill The Boss Of This Land

[scintillatingMoniker]

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.

IC was just about ready to kill everything. The game was mocking him, his kernelsprite was mocking him and his teammates were both idiots and lowbloods. His "source" suddenly becoming useless and cryptic was NOT helping.

Still, he made a mental note of IS's irritation towards aL. Maybe it could be useful.

[Photograph]

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.

IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?

IS stuck the husktop under one arm and headed for the badly placed Cruxtruder, pushing at the lid with the one free hand before putting the computer down and pushing at the machine again. Still no go.

IS: ALhelpmeouthere.

[polarBipede]

Troxol: Discover new feelings and secrets
It's been a long day. You've tried to help one of your allies in vain, and just hurted him. You feel bad, and ask your best friend, Thuris, what to do. He tells you what really happened to your allie. You didn't really know all of that! Now you feel really bad for what you did. You guess you'll wait for him to reconnect!
You keep talking to your friend, until he tell you his secret, which surprises you in a bigass way, and you tell him yours.
Seems he helped you before playing the game with his powers, because

You both are the best fucking Green-Blood Moirail Bros in this fucking planet

[HiHeiwa]

-- heatedHarmony [HH] started trolling ANYONE WHO CARES at 17:28 TGMT--

HH: So,here I am//
HH: Not that anyone cares,though,I think//
HH: But I'm here if anyone does care enough to say anything//

[ZDG]

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Uh, you forgot that while Thuris is still dead, his coat is white, only his skin is grey.

OH MY GOD, THE DISEMBODIED VOICES ARE STARTING TO TALK TO YOU.

NO WAY! You're a high-level psychic, NO ONE CAN CONTROL YOU! NO ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[polarBipede]

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Uh, you forgot that while Thuris is still dead, his coat is white, only his skin is grey.

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Whoops, sorry

[villidan]

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.

IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?

IS stuck the husktop under one arm and headed for the Cruxtruder, pushing at the lid with the one free hand before putting the computer down and pushing at the machine again. Still no go.

IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something

aL picks up the Punch Designix and smashes it against the top of the Cruxtruder knocking the lid off and sending it flying through the wall. He then replaces the Punch Designix

aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway

[Photograph]

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.

aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?

IS is crouching in front of the husktop on the floor, clinging to the cruxite dowel and glaring at the Kernelsprite.

IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?

[scintillatingMoniker]

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.

aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.

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-- idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?

IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.

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-- idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.

IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go

aL carefully places the pre-punched card on the ground in front of IS

aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me