TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[Amaya14]

Okay so uh, I want to role play ugghhuu.
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Your name is Naderi Santav.
You have some interests, that include VIDEO GAMES, BIKES, AND ONLINE COMICS. You have a knack for DRAWING but you don't show it, and you think CHECK SYMBOLS are totally ironic because you never use them. You don't really like your glasses but you NEED THEM BAD, but it doesn't matter because your self esteem can't go any lower. Actually, it can though it never has reached the ALL TIME LOW. You seem to end up bashing things which has lead to your love of KICKING. Your weapon is a PIECE OF GLASS, (and you speak sort of in a singled out manner.)

DID I DO GOOD?
I am so nervous.

[Beep]

Momentarily averting your gaze from the falling fire-rocks, you notice a purple spot at the base of your cliff-hive. You are unable to tell what it is because you are too far up.

>Tronno: Get a closer look

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>Tronno: Land

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You grab the windowsill firmly and enter into your respite room.

>Tronno: Look closer at strange purple spot

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TC: no
TC: it... it cant be



TC: NOOOO!!!!!



The impacts of the meteors in the ocean caused a tidal wave that smashed your lucus, Bardoro, when he was fishing. He never saw it coming.

[catchTwentythree]

First post. EVER.
Oh my god i'm nervous,
SOMEONE TELL ME NOT TO BE NERVOUS.

Okay so uh, I want to role play ugghhuu.
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Your name is Cefri Sake

You seem to be interested in some things, so you guess you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. You have a strange attachment to your GLASSES, although you don't even seem to need them at all. You think RULING THE WORLD is pretty cool, but you have no time for that. You don't have time for a lot of things. You enjoy FLARPING and although your a SEA DWELLER, you've never seen the OCEAN. You DON'T GET OUT MUCH, and you PRACTICALLY RARELY EVER SEE YOUR LUSUS, who is what a human would call AN OVERSIZED AXOLOTL. You live FAR OUT IN THE DESERT and you have an INDOOR POOL that you never use. You have a strange interest for TROLL NEWTONS LAWS OF MOTION and MAGNETS. You enjoy watching SHINY THINGS shine, and you really like LOOKING AT THE SUN but your pretty sure its bad for you. You like to lick STICKERS, and have a fascination for STUPID TROLL CARTOONS. You also really, really like FIGHTING TO THE DEATH. You weapon is a POINTY MAGNET ON A ROD.
Your trolltag is paresisConcscription and you sreem to bre soreta awuchwared wuhren it chomres to chreeping it co-ol. Whren youre nrerevous you also sreem to rend rather o-od''''''''''''


DID I DO GOOD?
I am so nervous.

You get a


Also, yeah, looks neat! :3 Although I can't figure out why she uses orange text/shirt. Seadwellers have violet blood. Also, I'd say mayyyybe reel that quirk back a little bit, it's kind of a pain to read.

But yeah, you did good. :3

[Red Pen]

Aw Beep, that was sad. Sad and EXTREME.

[Amaya14]

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First post. EVER.
Oh my god i'm nervous,
SOMEONE TELL ME NOT TO BE NERVOUS.

Okay so uh, I want to role play ugghhuu.
Spoiler for messy//incomplete.

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[IMG][/IMG]

Your name is Cefri Sake

You seem to be interested in some things, so you guess you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. You have a strange attachment to your GLASSES, although you don't even seem to need them at all. You think RULING THE WORLD is pretty cool, but you have no time for that. You don't have time for a lot of things. You enjoy FLARPING and although your a SEA DWELLER, you've never seen the OCEAN. You DON'T GET OUT MUCH, and you PRACTICALLY RARELY EVER SEE YOUR LUSUS, who is what a human would call AN OVERSIZED AXOLOTL. You live FAR OUT IN THE DESERT and you have an INDOOR POOL that you never use. You have a strange interest for TROLL NEWTONS LAWS OF MOTION and MAGNETS. You enjoy watching SHINY THINGS shine, and you really like LOOKING AT THE SUN but your pretty sure its bad for you. You like to lick STICKERS, and have a fascination for STUPID TROLL CARTOONS. You also really, really like FIGHTING TO THE DEATH. You weapon is a POINTY MAGNET ON A ROD.
Your trolltag is paresisConcscription and you sreem to bre soreta awuchwared wuhren it chomres to chreeping it co-ol. Whren youre nrerevous you also sreem to rend rather o-od''''''''''''


DID I DO GOOD?
I am so nervous.

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Also, yeah, looks neat! :3 Although I can't figure out why she uses orange text/shirt. Seadwellers have violet blood. Also, I'd say mayyyybe reel that quirk back a little bit, it's kind of a pain to read.

But yeah, you did good. :3

thanks! Also, yeah I didn't know that about sea dwellers. I just thought that was the COMMON bloodtype. I'll go edit it now thaaaanks...ok edited. heheh

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Aw Beep, that was sad. Sad and EXTREME.

EXTREMELY SAD

[Amaya14]

Roleplay, anyone?

[catchTwentythree]

Can I direct you to Alternate Alternia? :V It's not up and running yet, but I'm taking profiles and interest.

[Amaya14]

Sure alright, i've read the thread I'll go and send my application now.

[TCFoo]

--gnosticDirge [GD] started trolling ancillaryLupis [AL] --

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GD: lupis... damm17.
GD: wha73v3r your nam3 1s.
GD: look.
GD: 1 don'7 know wh3n you'll g37 7h1s.
GD: 17 may b3 1rr3l3van7 by 7h3 71m3 you r3ad 7h1s.
GD: bu7 3v3ry7h1ng on 7h1s plan37 1s go1ng 7o d13.
GD: 1n fac7, w3 w3r3 all born 1n7o a plan of un1v3rsal conqu3s7 7ha7 says mos7 of us ar3 go1ng 7o fac3 d3a7h.
GD: br33d1ng wouldn'7 b3 manda7ory 1f w3 w3r3n'7 dy1ng 1n drov3s ou7 7h3r3.
GD: sh1ps r1pp3d op3n.
GD: 7rolls shov3d unc3r1mon1ously ou7 7h3 r1f7 by 7h3 a1r 3scap1ng.
GD: froz3n 7roll corps3s 1n 7h3 n3v3r-3nd1ng blackn3ss of spac3...
GD: crap.
GD: anyway, 1'm off po1n7.
GD: wha7 1 r3ally wan7 7o say 1s qu17 cry1ng.
GD: qu17 17 now.
GD: g37 up, dry 7hos3 gr33n pupa sp3w1ngs from your 3y3s, and g37 back 7o work.
GD: sold13rs d13 1n ba77l3.
GD: you or 1 may d13 7oday.
GD: bu777 1f you don'777 d13 f1gh71ng 1 w1ll drag your corps3 around as an 3xampl3 of wha7 happ3ns wh3n you forg37 7ha7 you ar3 a7 war w17h an uncar1ng un1v3rs3.

aL:Im sorry I just
aL:
aL:No its fine
aL:I will keep fighting
aL:The meteors gettting closer
aL:Lets get this done
GD: 7ha7's 7h3 sp1r17.
GD: g3771ng l1k3 7ha7 1s probably wha7's 3xp3c73d cas73-w1s3, bu777...
GD: 1 don'7 know 7ha7 such ma773rs ma77er anymor3.
GD: 7h1ngs b31ng wha777 7h3y ar3.

Agh. All this raging about has made you miss quite a bit of the memo. Grab your chain, it's time to get to work.

--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.

aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help
GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down.

You attempt to open AL's cruxtruder with the cursor in the game, to no avail. This is a stupid game. You could probably knock that open if you were there in person. You grab the cruxtruder and shake it. Then you pound it on the floor. Eventually, the top pops off. The floor's kind of dented, and things have shaken a bit into disarray, but he's less concerned about comfort than getting saved.

GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.

You look at the cruxtruder, there's this ball of light zipping around it in an annoying fashion. It's probably important. There's also a rod the color of your blood sticking out the top of it. You guess it goes in the lathe, so that's where it goes. You're looking for the card that goes in the lathe when the ball's incessant flying about finally gets to you. With a snarl, you fetch up the sleep aid and throw it as hard as you can. The flash is satisfying, but the fact that you haven't managed to destroy this flying thing is not. Before you a spirit of the spirits seems to waver drunkenly. A sinking feeling appears in your nutrition pouch, and you wonder if your teammates will kill you first out of incompetence or second because you just did that.



--SPRITELOG--

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Whiskeysprite: .oO *HIC!* Oo.
Whiskeysprite: .oO Troublessh, shhon? Oo.
Whiskeysprite: .oO Havva lil' *HIC* Oo.
Whiskeysprite: .oO Havva... Oo.
Whiskeysprite: .oO Havalil' drinnk... Oo.
Whiskeysprite: .oO *HIC! Oo.
Whiskeysprite: ZZZZZzzzzzzz.....
Threne: Wonderful. We're all going to die, you know.
Whiskeysprite: ...zzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz...

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I'm wondering, since we've got a closed loop now, if we should take this off the slum and start a separate thread of our own? I can do that if you guys would like. I think it would be handy to have everything in one place and we won't be interfering with other folks looking for RP sessions? I dunno. Just a thought.

[Tribor]

Aliesh: Go upstairs

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[distainfulCatalyst]

This is a character I sort of rollplay from a not-really-troll-related RP. Much to my surprise, I drew a picture of her. Then I went through far more trouble then was probably neccesary to get that picture here, so I thought I'd post it with some details. Behold, my questionably done blend of pen, india ink, and GIMP!

Spoilered because it somehow turned out twice the size I expected it to be.

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Her name is Keu Omokka. She has vision 1.5-fold (meaning she's half blind in her left eye, but what it does see is inperceptable to normal vision). She doesn't care much for her appearance, hence why she shaved off part of her hair so her 'monacle' could loop around her horn for better support. She enjoys designing large, dangerous, questionably practical military machines, but never actually builds them once designed. She spe^ks in ^ f^ssion she'd like to think is cold ^nd disp^ssion^te, but she's not very h^rd to fluster. She generally doesn't care about her blood colour, but has used it as an extortion tactic a couple times. Her strife spicibus is spear-kind, and her troll-handle-thingy (forgot the proper name at the moment) is turbineIdol

I'm not sure if I'll ever use her specificly in an RP, although doing so would probably be fun.

[Saroko]

MS: ...uh
MS: what WAS that GAME for AGAIN???
MS: i REMEMBER someone MENTIONING meteors!!!
MS: and THAT the GAME would HELP you.
MS: Cause METEORS are HERE now!!!
MS: So CAN anybody HELP me??

alumniumTalisman began trolling MS
AT: It 7eem7 to me that we are in the 7ame boat
AT: That oUr lUck i7 di77erting U7 in a rapid pace
AT: LUcky for U, I jU7t got a copy of the game
AT: It'7 called 7GRUB
AT: I'll happily 7end yoU a download of the game
AT: If U are willing to help another troll who i7 down on hi7 lUck
MS: yes YES of COURSE!!!
MS: I ALSO have A copy OF the GAME
MS: but I honestly HAD no IDEA how TO use IT.
MS: do YOU know HOW??? if SO i'll HELP you TOO!!!
AT: Nehhehhehheh!
AT: Of coUr7e I do! It'7 the ea7ie7t thing!

Somewhere a young troll stands in his repiteblock with two different pages on his computer. One is a Trollian chatroom where he is talking with this aqua text troll. The other is a sloppily written walkthrough about a game called SGRUB.


AT: And of coUr7e I'm happy to help a fellow UnlUcky troll
AT: Fir7t we have to in7tall the game7 of coUr7e!
AT: BUt before that we mu7t e7tabli7h one another a7 either the 7erver or client
AT: There are 7Upposed to be two disk7 that give u7 one of each
AT: I am lUcky enoUgh to have my two
AT: Do yoU?

[Tevys]

MS: ...uh
MS: what WAS that GAME for AGAIN???
MS: i REMEMBER someone MENTIONING meteors!!!
MS: and THAT the GAME would HELP you.
MS: Cause METEORS are HERE now!!!
MS: So CAN anybody HELP me??
alumniumTalisman began trolling MS
AT: It 7eem7 to me that we are in the 7ame boat
AT: That oUr lUck i7 di77erting U7 in a rapid pace
AT: LUcky for U, I jU7t got a copy of the game
AT: It'7 called 7GRUB
AT: I'll happily 7end yoU a download of the game
AT: If U are willing to help another troll who i7 down on hi7 lUck
MS: yes YES of COURSE!!!
MS: I ALSO have A copy OF the GAME
MS: but I honestly HAD no IDEA how TO use IT.
MS: do YOU know HOW??? if SO i'll HELP you TOO!!!
AT: Nehhehhehheh!
AT: Of coUr7e I do! It'7 the ea7ie7t thing!

AT: And of coUr7e I'm happy to help a fellow UnlUcky troll
AT: Fir7t we have to in7tall the game7 of coUr7e!
AT: BUt before that we mu7t e7tabli7h one another a7 either the 7erver or client
AT: There are 7Upposed to be two disk7 that give u7 one of each
AT: I am lUcky enoUgh to have my two
AT: Do yoU?
MS: Im PRETTY sure I have THEM around HERE...
MS: Somewhere...

Where did she put them? she remember putting them somewhere around her room... quickly getting off the computer she started to desorganize her already desorganized bedroom to look for them. In the closet? No, in the drawer? No! where were they?
Oh yes! why, in the makeup drawer!
She has no idea why she put the game there, but at least she found it, along with a nice nail polish that was her blood color. It was so pretty! she always used it, and sometimes even used it on her Lusus, painting her claws.

MS: Alright I have THEM!!!
MS: right NOW they ARE being INSTALLED.
MS: i AM not SURE how IT works BUT you CAN help ME with IT, and I'LL try TO help YOU!!! Ha HA!

[Red Pen]

Just gonna crosspost these from the Team Paradox thread 'cause they turned out really awesome.

[Beep]

WOAH WOAH WHAT WOAH METEORS

[scintillatingMoniker]

Oh my god that art
STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING

I'm wondering, since we've got a closed loop now, if we should take this off the slum and start a separate thread of our own? I can do that if you guys would like. I think it would be handy to have everything in one place and we won't be interfering with other folks looking for RP sessions? I dunno. Just a thought.

I was going to wait until we were all in the medium, but actually that would probably work better right now.

[Photograph]

Oh my god that art
STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING

I'm wondering, since we've got a closed loop now, if we should take this off the slum and start a separate thread of our own? I can do that if you guys would like. I think it would be handy to have everything in one place and we won't be interfering with other folks looking for RP sessions? I dunno. Just a thought.

I was going to wait until we were all in the medium, but actually that would probably work better right now.

Seconded, just because it'd be easier to keep track of our stuff. Did we ever get anywhere with choosing a team name?

[scintillatingMoniker]

I think the only people in our team who'd really care about the team name would come up with a stupid one. xD

[Photograph]

Hey, IS was dead serious there. P:C

[polarBipede]

@Beep
X-TREMELY SAD
@Pen
I love your updates, gosh. Such a good art style!
@Everyone who created trolls
I don't know how you guys get such original designs and stuff!

[villidan]

Oh man the art. Quick lets make our own thread so mine is not overshadowed by awsomeness.

Anyway yeh team name. TeamOfCrabbyIrritableIncompetentDrunkardTrolls

Good thing we only have 4 otherwise i would have to add more to that list.

[Photograph]

Anyway yeh team name. TeamOfCrabbyIrritableIncompetentDrunkardTrolls

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

[villidan]

--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help

GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down
GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.
aL: Thx for all that I will get on to getting the hell out of here
aL: I just need to use the card to cut a shape on the oblong thing
aL: And then shove that in the alchemiter right
aL: Hey my orb thing just floated out the door
aL: I will check up on it latter
aL: Before I go I think our team name should be something which describes us as individuals
aL: And shows why each of us is valued

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While your at all this moveing around you captchalogue the book, which has fallen from the shelf from the recent floor pounding, into one of your pouches. It just so hapens to be your favourite book titled The Complete Roman Army.

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--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help

GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down
GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.
aL: Thx for all that I will get on to getting the hell out of here
aL: I just need to use the card to cut a shape on the oblong thing
aL: And then shove that in the alchemiter right
aL: Hey my orb thing just floated out the door
aL: I will check up on it latter
aL: Before I go I think our team name should be something which describes us as individuals
aL: And shows why each of us is valued
IS: Ithinkmyprevioussuggestionfillsthat.
IS: YoGDI'llfillyouin.
IS: Prototypingiswhenyousticksomethinginthe
IS: Littlespazzyfairything
IS: Anditchangeswhattheenemieslooklike.
IS: Andyouhavetoputupwithwhateverthespriteturnsinto.
IS: Hahaha!
IS: Icanseeanimpdownstairs
IS: Justwalkedintoawall!
IS: Whatthehell? PxC