TROLLSLUM 2: Troll Harder

[catchTwentythree]

Hah. Well, with an invitation like that, I might just have to give it a shot! :V

[Tluthal]

*curtsies* 83 Yay! Happy dance time~

[villidan]

>aL catch that bird!

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OH god the left arm its soooo masive

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In this one i think the left arm is dislocated at the sholder.

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I was planing on haveing a big flashy light explosion (in green colours) for a third pic but i have lots of work to do.

[Fizzick]

http://ooft.net/upload/3917202f.png
http://www.iaza.com/work/100909C/blu...ename72729.png
http://ooft.net/upload/37425f.png

Can someone make a sprite out of this junk?

[NotASpy]

So, yeah, found about MSPA from another forum some weeks ago, read PS and Homestuck, bluh bluh...

Thought I'd throw up a fan-troll for roleplaying purposes; Hero Mode picture took me a couple hours in MSPaint (didn't feel up to fooling around with Photoshop and it seemed only appropriate) with a tablet pen, and then about half a day of being generally apprehensive about making an account and posting.

Unfortunately, she doesn't have a name yet, since I'm terribad at names.

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Like many trolls around your age, you have a variety of INTERESTS, foremost among which are VIDEO GAMES and MUSIC, particularly laying down SICK BEATS with your SYNTHESIZER; you consider yourself to be a bit of an AUDIOPHILE. You dabble occasionally in ROBOTICS, since it seems to be a hobby of the upper classes, but while you don't SUCK at it PER SE, you're still a RANK AMATEUR.

You PERSEVERE, however, as you THRIVE off of CHALLENGES (and occasionally PUZZLES, though if there's one thing you DESPISE, it's those GOGDAMN SLIDING GRID PUZZLES. You have a VERY LOW TOLERANCE for STUPID BULLSHIT.)

Your LUSUS unfortunately PERISHED a couple sweeps ago while you were out EXPLORING due to a raid by a VIOLET MARAUDER with a GIANT LASER CANNON on his FLYING SEA-STEED. Without your Lusus' CONSTANT BUSYBODYING, however, you were able to pick up on EXTREME ROLEPLAYING (particularly FLARP), and became a formidible PETTYCOAT SEAGRIFT.

You and your CREW were able to eventually HUNT DOWN the MURDERER, but unfortunately for you, he had an ACCOMPLICE, and while you had them OUTMANNED and OUTMANEUVERED, she had ALL OF THE LEVELS.

ALL OF THEM.

You lost your SHIP, your CREW, and your LEFT ARM that night, and decided to GIVE UP the practice while you still had your GOOD HEALTH.

While you could have gotten a ROBOTIC PROSTHETIC, you decided not to, as having to live one-armed suddenly made life a lot more CHALLENGING; the facts that you have LOW-LEVEL PSYCHIC POWERS (which manifest themselves as a fairly weak form of TELEKENESIS), and can INDEPENDENTLY FOCUS your EYES (which you use to FREAK OUT your FRIENDS, as if they didn't already think you were CRAZY) mean that you can still substitute a hand for IMPORTANT THINGS such as fulfilling your above HOBBIES- but never MENIAL TASKS, as that takes the CHALLENGE out of them.

When you harass your ACQUAINTANCES on TROLLIAN, you go by the name harmonicDissonance. You tend to be PRETTY SNARKY, and you type in a fairly w#imsical manner~♪

Does anyone know of a font that contains (or a place from which I can copy-paste) the flat symbol? Otherwise, I may have to revise her typing quirk (Which would make me a sad panda).

Also, while the hero mode wasn't too hard, I haven't been able to whip her up a sprite that doesn't look like garbage.

[villidan]

I always find the sprites fairly easy (although time consuming) whereas drawing people realisticly quite hard, especialy faces. Fizzick the last image you posted is quite close to a sprite form, couldent you just add some legs or whatever to that image.

[Photograph]

--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
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aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help

GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down
GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.
aL: Thx for all that I will get on to getting the hell out of here
aL: I just need to use the card to cut a shape on the oblong thing
aL: And then shove that in the alchemiter right
aL: Hey my orb thing just floated out the door
aL: I will check up on it latter
aL: Before I go I think our team name should be something which describes us as individuals
aL: And shows why each of us is valued
IS: Ithinkmyprevioussuggestionfillsthat.
IS: YoGDI'llfillyouin.
IS: Prototypingiswhenyousticksomethinginthe
IS: Littlespazzyfairything
IS: Anditchangeswhattheenemieslooklike.
IS: Andyouhavetoputupwithwhateverthespriteturnsinto.
IS: Hahaha!
IS: Icanseeanimpdownstairs
IS: Justwalkedintoawall!
IS: Whatthehell? PxC
GD: w3ll, al, 1f 7ha7's 7h3 way 17's suppos3d 7o b3 don3, 7ha7 sounds l1k3 wha7 you should do.
GD: good luck w17h 7ha7.
GD: also, 1 7h1nk 1 und3rs7and wha7 you m3an, 1s.
GD: so...
GD: wha7's som37h1ng good 7o pro7o7yp3 w17h?
GD: 7ha7 1mp ac71on sounds k1nd of w31rd.
GD: as for a 73am nam3, um...
GD: 1'm no7 sur3 wha7 qual1713s w3 all br1ng 7o 7h3 7abl3, 7hough you all s33m...
GD: 3n7hus1as71c.
GD: "73am 3n7hus1asm" sounds l1k3 a bunch of p3opl3 1'd l1k3 7o hur7.
GD: n3v3rm1nd.
GD: go1ng f1nd 7h3 card 7h1ng and 7ak3 wha73v3r com3s ou7 7o 7ha7 "alch3m1z3r."
IC: here is the card.
IC: as for the name of our 2team2, i don't think it entirely matters what we call ourselves.
IC: as long as it isn't something completely ridiculous, i really don't care.
IS: TeamFilibuster
IS: Sincewedoalotoftalkingbutdon'tachievealot.

aL: Erm ok if you realy want to call us that
aL: And IC the name should matter as its what other people will identify us as
IC: ...what 2other people2/
IC: were you not paying attention to the meteors/
IC: everyone else is either dead, going to die, or playing their own session.
GD: 7hanks for 7h3 card.
GD: 1 7hough7 1 m1gh7 hav3 m1splac3d 17.
GD: also, 1 appr3c1a73 7h3 s3n71m3n7, bu7 w3 could 3nd up l1k3 "3v3ryon3 3ls3."
GD: bu7 1 suppos3 1f AL wan7s som37h1ng s1gn1f1can7 or f1771ng or som37h1ng r3pr3s3n7a71v3 of us...
GD: 73am Rancor?
GD: probably jus7 as dumb as 7h3 las7 sugg3s71on...
GD: anyway, 71m3 7o g37 7h1s s3ss1on s7ar73d for r3al.
GD: afk.
IS: FortherecordIquitelikeTeamRancor.
IS: AndICpeoplewillneedtoknowourteamname
IS: Forwhenwebreezethisgame
IS: AndournamesarewritteninthepagesaofAlternianhistory
IS: Amongstalltheothergreatvictors
IS: AstheultimatebestSgrubplayersinthehistoryofever.
IS: Anditwillbebadass.

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--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help

GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down
GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.
aL: Thx for all that I will get on to getting the hell out of here
aL: I just need to use the card to cut a shape on the oblong thing
aL: And then shove that in the alchemiter right
aL: Hey my orb thing just floated out the door
aL: I will check up on it latter
aL: Before I go I think our team name should be something which describes us as individuals
aL: And shows why each of us is valued
IS: Ithinkmyprevioussuggestionfillsthat.
IS: YoGDI'llfillyouin.
IS: Prototypingiswhenyousticksomethinginthe
IS: Littlespazzyfairything
IS: Anditchangeswhattheenemieslooklike.
IS: Andyouhavetoputupwithwhateverthespriteturnsinto.
IS: Hahaha!
IS: Icanseeanimpdownstairs
IS: Justwalkedintoawall!
IS: Whatthehell? PxC
GD: w3ll, al, 1f 7ha7's 7h3 way 17's suppos3d 7o b3 don3, 7ha7 sounds l1k3 wha7 you should do.
GD: good luck w17h 7ha7.
GD: also, 1 7h1nk 1 und3rs7and wha7 you m3an, 1s.
GD: so...
GD: wha7's som37h1ng good 7o pro7o7yp3 w17h?
GD: 7ha7 1mp ac71on sounds k1nd of w31rd.
GD: as for a 73am nam3, um...
GD: 1'm no7 sur3 wha7 qual1713s w3 all br1ng 7o 7h3 7abl3, 7hough you all s33m...
GD: 3n7hus1as71c.
GD: "73am 3n7hus1asm" sounds l1k3 a bunch of p3opl3 1'd l1k3 7o hur7.
GD: n3v3rm1nd.
GD: go1ng f1nd 7h3 card 7h1ng and 7ak3 wha73v3r com3s ou7 7o 7ha7 "alch3m1z3r."
IC: here is the card.
IC: as for the name of our 2team2, i don't think it entirely matters what we call ourselves.
IC: as long as it isn't something completely ridiculous, i really don't care.
IS: TeamFilibuster
IS: Sincewedoalotoftalkingbutdon'tachievealot.

aL: Erm ok if you realy want to call us that
aL: And IC the name should matter as its what other people will identify us as
IC: ...what 2other people2/
IC: were you not paying attention to the meteors/
IC: everyone else is either dead, going to die, or playing their own session.
GD: 7hanks for 7h3 card.
GD: 1 7hough7 1 m1gh7 hav3 m1splac3d 17.
GD: also, 1 appr3c1a73 7h3 s3n71m3n7, bu7 w3 could 3nd up l1k3 "3v3ryon3 3ls3."
GD: bu7 1 suppos3 1f AL wan7s som37h1ng s1gn1f1can7 or f1771ng or som37h1ng r3pr3s3n7a71v3 of us...
GD: 73am Rancor?
GD: probably jus7 as dumb as 7h3 las7 sugg3s71on...
GD: anyway, 71m3 7o g37 7h1s s3ss1on s7ar73d for r3al.
GD: afk.
IS: FortherecordIquitelikeTeamRancor.
IS: AndICpeoplewillneedtoknowourteamname
IS: Forwhenwebreezethisgame
IS: AndournamesarewritteninthepagesaofAlternianhistory
IS: Amongstalltheothergreatvictors
IS: AstheultimatebestSgrubplayersinthehistoryofever.
IS: Anditwillbebadass.
IC: your optimism is irritating.
IC: though, at the same time, i do not intend to die playing this game.
IC: team rancor is suitable.

[ZDG]

That battle lasted too long, it's time for you to cast some kickass spell!

THUNDER

storm?
What?
Lousy godamn energy supply! Leaving you alone in a moment like this!

[polarBipede]

DHLDFHDFLUGHDGD
BLUH BLUH HUGE FAIL

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help

GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down
GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.
aL: Thx for all that I will get on to getting the hell out of here
aL: I just need to use the card to cut a shape on the oblong thing
aL: And then shove that in the alchemiter right
aL: Hey my orb thing just floated out the door
aL: I will check up on it latter
aL: Before I go I think our team name should be something which describes us as individuals
aL: And shows why each of us is valued
IS: Ithinkmyprevioussuggestionfillsthat.
IS: YoGDI'llfillyouin.
IS: Prototypingiswhenyousticksomethinginthe
IS: Littlespazzyfairything
IS: Anditchangeswhattheenemieslooklike.
IS: Andyouhavetoputupwithwhateverthespriteturnsinto.
IS: Hahaha!
IS: Icanseeanimpdownstairs
IS: Justwalkedintoawall!
IS: Whatthehell? PxC
GD: w3ll, al, 1f 7ha7's 7h3 way 17's suppos3d 7o b3 don3, 7ha7 sounds l1k3 wha7 you should do.
GD: good luck w17h 7ha7.
GD: also, 1 7h1nk 1 und3rs7and wha7 you m3an, 1s.
GD: so...
GD: wha7's som37h1ng good 7o pro7o7yp3 w17h?
GD: 7ha7 1mp ac71on sounds k1nd of w31rd.
GD: as for a 73am nam3, um...
GD: 1'm no7 sur3 wha7 qual1713s w3 all br1ng 7o 7h3 7abl3, 7hough you all s33m...
GD: 3n7hus1as71c.
GD: "73am 3n7hus1asm" sounds l1k3 a bunch of p3opl3 1'd l1k3 7o hur7.
GD: n3v3rm1nd.
GD: go1ng f1nd 7h3 card 7h1ng and 7ak3 wha73v3r com3s ou7 7o 7ha7 "alch3m1z3r."
IC: here is the card.
IC: as for the name of our 2team2, i don't think it entirely matters what we call ourselves.
IC: as long as it isn't something completely ridiculous, i really don't care.
IS: TeamFilibuster
IS: Sincewedoalotoftalkingbutdon'tachievealot.
aL: Erm ok if you realy want to call us that
aL: And IC the name should matter as its what other people will identify us as
IC: ...what 2other people2/
IC: were you not paying attention to the meteors/
IC: everyone else is either dead, going to die, or playing their own session.

GD: 7hanks for 7h3 card.
GD: 1 7hough7 1 m1gh7 hav3 m1splac3d 17.
GD: also, 1 appr3c1a73 7h3 s3n71m3n7, bu7 w3 could 3nd up l1k3 "3v3ryon3 3ls3."
GD: bu7 1 suppos3 1f AL wan7s som37h1ng s1gn1f1can7 or f1771ng or som37h1ng r3pr3s3n7a71v3 of us...
GD: 73am Rancor?
GD: probably jus7 as dumb as 7h3 las7 sugg3s71on...
GD: anyway, 71m3 7o g37 7h1s s3ss1on s7ar73d for r3al.
GD: afk.
IS: FortherecordIquitelikeTeamRancor.
IS: AndICpeoplewillneedtoknowourteamname
IS: Forwhenwebreezethisgame
IS: AndournamesarewritteninthepagesaofAlternianhistory
IS: Amongstalltheothergreatvictors
IS: AstheultimatebestSgrubplayersinthehistoryofever.
IS: Anditwillbebadass.
IC: your optimism is irritating.
IC: though, at the same time, i do not intend to die playing this game.
IC: team rancor is suitable.
IS: Yeahscaredmyselfforasecondthere.
IS: Sunnyorangeblooddoesstrangethingstoatroll'shead.
IS: Imeantitasoptimisminthemostaggressivewaypossible.
IS: Whoathatlastsentencelooksamuddleeventome. /:C

[villidan]

You find your self still standing within a clearing inside a forest. Something seems to be different.
aL: Hello
Hellohellohelloelloellollollolololoooo
aL: Thats pretty neat
Thatsthatprettyatsneatprethatettyeatatttyeattyatye atyyt
It seems whatever you say is repeated back to you from all directions, slowly falling in volume untill it is imposible to hear.
You wonder if sound ever realy fades here, or just keeps getting quieter and quieter.



You decide to check on the progress of you teammates.

--idleShutter [IS] opened memo on board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

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IS: IneedICandALonherenoooooow!
IS: ALhasrobbedthedisksfromanemptyhive.
IS: Whatabadman.
IS: Gettoacomputer.
IS: ICisconfusingmewithhismagicgameknowledge.
IS: AndImayormaynothaveanewdentinmyroof.
IS: Fantasmo.
aL: I did not rob the disks I looted them
aL: To rob implies I took them from someone that hive was empty
aL: And for your information I am already at my laptop
aL: So what do I just stick these in
aL: Ohh there you go I got a loading screen
aL: Right now how do I connect to you
IC: there should be a connect option right there.
IC: al, you should probably hurry. i'm not sure how much time we all have.
IC: also, we should be trying to recruit a fourth player.
IC: according to my 2source2, we need an even amount of players. i'm not sure why that's so important.
IS: TellmewhenyouhavetheserversetupsoIcanconnecttoit.
IS: Soweneedatleastoneotherperson.
IS: Ifwecanfindanybody.
IS: AndnobodyrecruitsomeassholethatIwillhavetokill.
IS: OverTrollian.
IS: BecauseIcanandwilliftheneedarises.
aL: Hey other person nice to meet you
aL: I got it
--[aL]Became the server for[IS]--
IS: Ohshityou'respyingonmenowaren'tyou?
IS: Don'tscrewupmyroomlikeIscrewedupIC's.
IS: Whichwastotallyaccidentalbytheway.
aL: There you are and your hive
aL: There are lots of buttons up top
aL: One lets me click things and another has what looks like work benches or something
aL: These are probably important
aL: So what do you want first
--aL lifts up IS's recuperacoon and drops it splashing sopor slime everywhere--
aL: Woops sorry about that im trying to clear some more room
IS: SWEETTROLLJEGUSFORTHELOVEOFGOG
IS: Yougotthecrapeverywhere!
IS: MYPICTURES!
IS: Ahhellno!
IS: Whyareyousoineptatthisit'snothardImeanItoreagreats teamingchunkoutofIC'swallbutcomeonIhavealotofimpor tantcrapinhereandnowit'sallscrewedupandIhavethisda mnslimeeverywherenowandit'sgonnahavetostaytherebec ausewithallthismeteorlogicalshitgoingdownIamneverg oingtogetachancetocleanituporanythingandbythenit'l lhavesoakedinorcrustedoverorwhateverthisshitdoeswh enyouleaveitspashedalloveryourgogdamnhiveIdon'tkno wit'sneverhappenedbeforeprobablybecauseI'veneverpl ayedarealityalteringvideogamewithacompletemoronbef ore!
IS: Whoeverwegettoserveyouisgoingtogetsomeseriousinstr uctions.

aL: Whoa man slow down I said im sorry
aL: Any way here is all the machine things that I can afford with the points/money that I was given
aL: There wasnt enough space to place the alchemiter so I put it on your roof
aL: I hope its not important
aL: Brb im going to check on my lusus he went out towards my cluckbeast pen
IC: ...
IC: just... get it over with. both of you.
IC: i am \not\ having a good day.
IS: Phooooo.
IS: I'mchillI'mnotbutI'mgoingtosayIam.
IS: YoICyouokay?
IS: Youseempissedwhenyou'renottheonewith
IS: Aslimesplashingmoronservingyou.
IS: Whatyoudoingnowanyway?
IS: ALhelpmeouthere.
aL: Im back although confused one of my cluckbeasts is missing
aL: I will try to look for it when in not busy helping you
aL: You trying to open that thing
aL: I cant interact with it apart from picking it up
aL: Let me try something
aL: Sorry again
aL: At least I got the lid off
aL: Whats in that thing anyway
IS: IAMREALLYUNFUCKINGAMUSEDRIGHTNOW.
IS: WEAREGOINGTOHAVESERIOUSWORDS.
IS: NowIgotslimeandsmashedbitsofshiteverywhereandahuge gapingholeinthewall.
IS: Aces.
IS: Ahshitthere'saspazzyorangething!
IS: Itcameoutthemachine!
IS: It'snotdoingalotbutit'sputtingmethefuckoff.
IS: Igotthecylindertoo.
IS: Didyoudeploymycard?
IS: Iprobablylooktherightestcrazyfuckerdon'tI?
IC: the 2spazzy orange thing2 is a kernelsprite.
IC: find something and put it in the kernelsprite.
IC: don't just grab anything, this is an important decision.
IC: although my source isn't telling me why.
IC: ...again.
IS: Thisdamnsourceofyoursagain.
IS: I'llbite.
IS: Whereyougettingallthisinfofrom?
IS: Andwhatdoyoumeanbyimportantdecision?
IS: Whatdidyouputinyours?
IS: Ican'tseeyours.
IS: Heyit'sgoingdownsstairs.
IS: I'mgonnachaseit.
aL: Cardcardcard
aL: Here we go
aL: You put stuff in that squiggly thing
aL: Maybe you should use something important to you
aL: Like I of the pictures
aL: Im going to try some of these other options
aL: I promise to be careful
aL: Just give me a shout if you need me
IC: is, wait.
IC: i, uh.
IC: ...
IC: nevermind.
IC: it's nothing.
IC: as for my source... to be honest, i'm not sure who he is.
IC: he seemed trustworthy enough.
IC: until recently.
IS: /:C
IS: ALyougetitoutofhimwhileIdealwiththis.
IS: Uhhhh.
IS: Itlike.
IS: Mergedwithmylusus.
IS: Thisismadness.
IS: Idon'tlikethis.
IC: i'm sorry.
IC: i'm trying not to hide information but i'm not used to this.
IC: this was much easier before i had to communicate with other people.
IC: alright. fine.
IC: my source is called 2linking-loop2. he's not going to join us in our game, because according to him, he's done it before.
IC: i don't know anything else about him. he contacted me about a month ago and eventually convinced me to do this.
IC: and as for what my sprite is...
IC: ...
IC: my horns... broke a long time ago. i've kept them and it felt like the right thing to do. somehow.

aL: Aww thats so sad
aL: Both of you guys
aL: Dead resurrected pet and broken horns
aL: I love my horns well the right I
aL: The left I is a little strange but its ok
aL: And I dont know what I would do without wolf
aL: Hes always been there for me
aL: IS do you like you new stairs
aL: I thought I would make use of the hole in the wall
aL: They go up to your roof where the Alchemiter is
IS: Ifaninteriordesignerevergotalookatthisplace
IS: Hewouldshithimself.
IS: Nojoke.
IS: Don'tgiveupyourdayjob.
IS: NowifIcanclimboverallthisshit.
IS: I'mgoingupstairs.
IS: ApparentlyIhaveanewupstairs.
IS: Ohwegottheaceplacementuphereandall.
IS: Welldone.
IS: OkayI'mdoingthis.

IS (with much frustration and swearing) uses the card and dowel to create the item for entering the Medium.

IS: Fuck!
aL: So are you save now or what
aL: Where are you anyway
aL: Do we still need someone to server me or is that fine aswell
IS: IthinkI'mgoodnow.
IS: Idon'tseeanymeteorsanymoreregardless.
IS: Justthesewierdglowingbugs.
IS: I'mnotsurewhereIam.
IS: Prettycoolthough.
IS: Actuallyno.
IS: Theair'sfullofsporesfromallthesedamnplantseverywhe re.
IS: Bluhbluh.
IS: Butareyouseeingmeteorsyet?
IS: Youshouldfindaservernoweitherway.
IS: Grabanyonethat'snewtothis.
IS: That'swhatIdidmwahaha!
aL: That was not very nice
aL: Do you think there are any plants there that we can eat
aL: Im always looking for more crops for my garden
IC: my source has decided to be supportive for a short amount of time.
IC: there's something that, according to him, i need to do before entering the gate.
IC: apparantly there is yet another object we need to complete the game, but we do not yet have the resources to create it.
IC: i'll go gather said resources and get back to you.
impossibleCoagulation [IC] is now OFFLINE

--aL has invited HH to join the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--
--HH has disconnected from the board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

aL: Well that was quick better start looking again

IS: Idon'tthinkICwouldhaveappreciatedhavingaredbloodon theteamanyway.
IS: Speakingofwhich
IS: Woulditbeoutoforderformetosabotagehisroomwhilehe's out?
IS: Idon'twanthimflyingoffthehandleoranything.
IS: Asfunnyasthatwouldbe.
IS: I'mgonnahavealookaroundtoo.
IS: ButI'mtakingmycomputerwithme.
IS: Likeanormalperson.
IS: KeepattherecruitingAL.
aL: Erm I dont think its a good idea to do anything to drastic
aL: Maybe make some more room
aL: Looking at the machines still on the list there are a couple more to go
aL: Which I cant afford
aL: Be careful while exploring you dont know what you may encounter
IS: BroIamalwayscareful.
IS: Carefulislikemymiddlename.
IS: Imeanu8y]itfdrrsdfgh
IS: Sorryaboutthat
IS: Justfelldownthestairs.
IS: Butit'stotallycool.
-- idleShutter [IS] is now an idle troll! --
IS: HeyguysIfoundathing!
IS: Andbludgeonedthesucker.
IS: Thenitexplodedintosomecolourfulshit.
IS: I'mfeelingquitethebadassrightnow.
IS: Anyoneelsekickingass?
IS: What'stakingICanyway?
IC: i'm back.
IC: the 2colorfulshit2 is some kind of resource.
IC: apparantly we need it to succeed.
IC: speaking of which, i think i have enough of it to place one last item.
IC: is, could you please do that/
IC: put it downstairs, though. there's not enough room in here.
aL: Good going there
aL: Still looking for someone to server for me
aL: Ermm guys
aL: I think I may be in trouble
aL: Hold on
--[aL] is now idle--
aL: Back
aL: And I think I found someone to server for me
aL: Lucky thing to as I just looked out side and guess whats out there
aL: A meteor heading straight for me

--aL has invited GD to join board BLUH BLUH STUPID GAME--

GD: 1 can'777 b3l13v3 1 r3ad all of 7ha777...
GD: bu777 a777 l3as777 1777 g1v3s m3 som3 1d3a of wha777 1'm do1ng.
GD: 7h1s 1s no777 7h3 gam3 1 should b3 br3ak1ng my onl1n3 gam3 ch3rry on.
GD: oh w3ll.
GD: b3773r 7han burn1ng up 1n som3 sor777 of f1r3y apocalyps3.
GD: okay.
GD: 1 hav3 "acqu1r3d" 7h3 sof7war3, and 1'm s3771ng up.
GD: conn3c71ng 7o AL h3r3, now.
GD: so, 1f w3'r3 do1ng an 3v3n 7h1ng, do3s 7ha777 m3an w3 jus777 hav3 7h3 f1rs777 guy conn3c777 7o m3?
GD: um...
GD: y3ah, f1ng3rs cross3d h3r3.
GD: lo7s of crap 7o bu1ld, 1777 s33ms. AL, you b3773r g3777 cull1ng so 1 can bu1ld all 7h1s junk.
GD: n1c3 w3apons cach3 by 7h3 way.
GD: you l1k3 7rollBrom?
aL: Until I went and looked that up I had no idea what it was
aL: So therefore I have no opinion on it
aL: If there isnt enough room in the cave just dump some outside on the lawn
aL: But dont crush the crops
IS: Nicethatwe'vegotsomeonetosaveALandall
IS: Butreadinghistextmakesmybraindiealittle.
IS: AssumingGDisahe.
IS: You'renotoneofthoseassholebluebloodsareyou?
IS: CosifyouareIwillkillsomeone.
IS: AndIholdingaheavymachineinIC'shouserightnow.
--idleShutter has deployed the Punch Designix in IC's house--
IS: Downstairstoo.
IS: Iamsodamnresponsible.
IC: welcome gd. i would be honored to server you.
IC: unless anyone has anyone specific they wish to join the chain/
IC: ...i suppose not.
IC: alright then. i'm connecting to you now, gd.
IC: just confirm the connection and i will attempt to guide you into the medium.
GD: all r1gh7, 1 gu3ss you'r3 conn3c73d 7o m3, 1c.
GD: you can probably 73ll b3773r 7han 1 can anyway.
GD: 1s, brows1ng wha7 you say, y3ah, 1'm a h3.
GD: no777 7ha7 17 r3ally mak3s much a d1ff3r3nc3 a777 7h1s par71cular po1n777 1n 71m3.
GD: unl3ss a dron3 follow3d you 1n7o 7h3 m3d1um.
GD: 1s h3 knock1ng a7 your door shou71ng "f1llll 7h3 buck3777?"
GD: anyway, 7h3 crops ar3 7h3 plan7s 7ha777 ar3 s3777 up 1n som3 b1zarr3 d3f1anc3 of 7h3 na7ural chaos of 7h1ngs, r1gh777?
GD: 1'll avo1d 7h3m.
GD: 1 can'777 say 7h3 m373ors w1ll show 7h3m 7h3 sam3 cour73sy.
GD: okay.
GD: d3f1n173ly go1ng 7o hav3 7o go ou7s1d3 for 7h1s.
IS: Hahaha
IS: Nodronesheredude.
IS: JustaswellbecauseI'mtooyoungtobeculled
IS: Becauseofsomeemptybuckets.
IS: Butanyway
IS: Ignoringmorepressingmatters
IS: Ifwe'reclosingthischain
IS: Canwepickateamname?
IS: AlltheotherSgrubteamshavecoolnames.
IS: I'mthinking
IS: TeamOfCrabbyIncompetentOr7SpammingLosersLeadByTheT heirStupendousLeaderIdleShutterAsTheyBattleThrough AStupidVideoGameThatDefiesAllTheLogicAllOfIt.
IS: Themovietitlestyleiscooladmitit.
aL: Might need the rest of those machines now GD
aL: The forest is staring to burn
aL: And im right in the middle of it
aL: And yes those lines of plants are my crops
aL: Hold on a minute somethings coming out of the trees
GD: okay. sk1mm1ng wha7 1s 1s say1ng, y3ah, 1 don'7 car3 wha7 7h3 nam3 1s.
GD: mos7 op3ra71onal nam3s don'7 3v3n hav3 any7h1ng 7o do w17h 7h3 7ask a7 hand.
GD: 7h1s 7h1ng bar3ly f17s b37w33n your b1rd hu7 and your corps3.
GD: bar3ly.
GD: and 1 k1nd of wan73d 7o drop 17 on on3 of 7hos3 7h1ngs af73r 7ry1ng 7o plac3 17 jus777 so.
GD: 7h3 o7h3r 7h1ngy, 1 7h1nk, f17s okay h3r3.
GD: so now wha7?
GD: your s7uff 1s 7h3r3. 1s 7h3r3 som37h1ng 3ls3 1 can b3 do1ng for you?
GD: ...
GD: go1ng 7o mak3 sur3 7h3r3's spac3 around h3r3.
GD: 7h3r3.
GD: p1ck3d up all 7hos3 crappy ax3s and cl3ar3d ou7 som3 floor spac3.
IC: okay. i'm placing the items now.
IC: very soon this room will be very crowded.
IC: hm.
IC: not really enough room for the alchemiter here.
IC: anywhere else i could put it/
GD: 7th1s 1s such a b3au71ful s1gh777.
GD: n3v3r aga1n w1ll 1 b3 bo7h3r3d by an uns1gh7ly cocoon.
GD: oh happy day.
GD: l37 m3 7ak3 you on a 7our of my hous3.
GD: 7h1s 1s 7h3 room 1n wh1ch 1 no long3r sl33p...
GD: follow m3...
GD: and 7h1s 1s 7h3 3normous cl3ar1ng 1 l1v3 1n.
GD: 1 3v3n hav3 room 7o s7or3 a d3ad lusus or 7wo ou777 back.
GD: 1n cas3 7h3y d3c1d3 7o sudd3nly ch3w an 3x7ra h3ad off and bl33d ou7.
GD: qu173 handy.

aL: Gog dam I hate all this
aL: Just get me to somewhere I can relax
aL: First I need to open this thing
aL: Seeing as how dificult it was to open ISs
aL: Would you mind doing the honours GD
IC: my apologies, gd.
IC: but to be frank, this is more important than sleep at the moment.
IC: if you need any help, let me know.
IC: i'm going to try and get some more information out of my source.
IS: Whoopscompletelylostrackofwhateveryonelseisdoing.
IS: Gotcaughtupwithallthesedamnimps.
IS: ICwhatthehelldidyouprototypewithdude?
IS: Honestly...
IS: OkaynotmuchelsetodosoI'mheadingback.
IS: Hey...
IS: There'sathingabovemyhive.
IS: I'mgonnaneedsomemorestairs.
aL: Can I get back to you
aL: When I dont have a meteor
aL: Preferably somewhere with less fire
IS: FiiiiineI'llamusemyself.
IS: NotlikeIwantanymorestairs.
IS: I'msatontheonesIhavenowhalfwayuptomyroom.
IS: Whydididothis?
IS: Itwasasillyidea.
IS: GuessnowIknowwhyI'msuchafriendlesshermit.
IS: Allthesedamnstairs.
IS: Noonewarnedme.
IS: Can'tactuallyrememberthelastimeImetanothertrollfac etoface.
IS: Huh.
IS: Bluheveryoneignoremyangsting.
aL: I told you bro
aL: I will sort out your bordem as soon as im safe
aL: This dam lid isnt comeing off
aL: And I havent heard from GD since he told me to man up
aL: And leave the corpse of my lusus
aL: What could have hapend to him bettween then
aL: And me saying I needed some help

GD: 1 s33 7h3 "alch3m1z3r."
GD: 1'v3 ch3ck3d 7h3 crux7rud3r.
GD: 1t s33ms 1 hav3 a b17 of t1m3 b3for3... w3ll, wha73v3r 17's coun71ng down
GD: your "crux7rud3r" 1s op3n and a 7h1ng cam3 ou777.
GD: do som37h1ng abou7 7ha7.
GD: 1 b3l13v3 7h1s card 1'm dropp1ng a7 your f337 1s 1mpor7an7.
GD: do som37h1ng w17h 17.
GD: d1d 1 m1ss som37h1ng 1n 7h1s m3mo?
GD: wha7 1s 7h1s pro7o7yp1ng?
GD: damn 1 r3ad 7oo slow.
GD: w3ll, 7o b3 7ru7hful 1 only g37 abou7 3 words 1n 13 7ha7 1S sp3w.
GD: bu7 h3 d1d say "pro7o7ype."
GD: som3on3 3xpla1n. us3 small words.
aL: Thx for all that I will get on to getting the hell out of here
aL: I just need to use the card to cut a shape on the oblong thing
aL: And then shove that in the alchemiter right
aL: Hey my orb thing just floated out the door
aL: I will check up on it latter
aL: Before I go I think our team name should be something which describes us as individuals
aL: And shows why each of us is valued
IS: Ithinkmyprevioussuggestionfillsthat.
IS: YoGDI'llfillyouin.
IS: Prototypingiswhenyousticksomethinginthe
IS: Littlespazzyfairything
IS: Anditchangeswhattheenemieslooklike.
IS: Andyouhavetoputupwithwhateverthespriteturnsinto.
IS: Hahaha!
IS: Icanseeanimpdownstairs
IS: Justwalkedintoawall!
IS: Whatthehell? PxC
GD: w3ll, al, 1f 7ha7's 7h3 way 17's suppos3d 7o b3 don3, 7ha7 sounds l1k3 wha7 you should do.
GD: good luck w17h 7ha7.
GD: also, 1 7h1nk 1 und3rs7and wha7 you m3an, 1s.
GD: so...
GD: wha7's som37h1ng good 7o pro7o7yp3 w17h?
GD: 7ha7 1mp ac71on sounds k1nd of w31rd.
GD: as for a 73am nam3, um...
GD: 1'm no7 sur3 wha7 qual1713s w3 all br1ng 7o 7h3 7abl3, 7hough you all s33m...
GD: 3n7hus1as71c.
GD: "73am 3n7hus1asm" sounds l1k3 a bunch of p3opl3 1'd l1k3 7o hur7.
GD: n3v3rm1nd.
GD: go1ng f1nd 7h3 card 7h1ng and 7ak3 wha73v3r com3s ou7 7o 7ha7 "alch3m1z3r."
IC: here is the card.
IC: as for the name of our 2team2, i don't think it entirely matters what we call ourselves.
IC: as long as it isn't something completely ridiculous, i really don't care.
IS: TeamFilibuster
IS: Sincewedoalotoftalkingbutdon'tachievealot.
aL: Erm ok if you realy want to call us that
aL: And IC the name should matter as its what other people will identify us as
IC: ...what 2other people2/
IC: were you not paying attention to the meteors/
IC: everyone else is either dead, going to die, or playing their own session.
GD: 7hanks for 7h3 card.
GD: 1 7hough7 1 m1gh7 hav3 m1splac3d 17.
GD: also, 1 appr3c1a73 7h3 s3n71m3n7, bu7 w3 could 3nd up l1k3 "3v3ryon3 3ls3."
GD: bu7 1 suppos3 1f AL wan7s som37h1ng s1gn1f1can7 or f1771ng or som37h1ng r3pr3s3n7a71v3 of us...
GD: 73am Rancor?
GD: probably jus7 as dumb as 7h3 las7 sugg3s71on...
GD: anyway, 71m3 7o g37 7h1s s3ss1on s7ar73d for r3al.
GD: afk.
IS: FortherecordIquitelikeTeamRancor.
IS: AndICpeoplewillneedtoknowourteamname
IS: Forwhenwebreezethisgame
IS: AndournamesarewritteninthepagesaofAlternianhistory
IS: Amongstalltheothergreatvictors
IS: AstheultimatebestSgrubplayersinthehistoryofever.
IS: Anditwillbebadass.

IC: your optimism is irritating.
IC: though, at the same time, i do not intend to die playing this game.
IC: team rancor is suitable.
IS: Yeahscaredmyselfforasecondthere.
IS: Sunnyorangeblooddoesstrangethingstoatroll'shead.
IS: Imeantitasoptimisminthemostaggressivewaypossible.
IS: Whoathatlastsentencelooksamuddleeventome. /:C
aL: Oh man wherever I am its allot like where I just was
aL: The meteors gone now so thats good
aL: Erm you want those stairs now IS
aL: Also I agree that team rancor is a good name
aL: Lets go with that

[TCFoo]

TEAM RANCOR it is!

More to follow in that thread. Send me links to images that should go in that first post!

[Bramzter]

You have Found a sudden bust of inspiration
What will you do

>Waste it

New Troll Here:



>Be The Complainer (Bluh Bluh)

Your Name is Agustin Cease, You have a variety of Interests like BUILDING AWESOME VEHICLES and COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING!
You have a strange AFFINITY FOR 8-BIT TECHNO MUSIC. and Like most other Music.
You like to work alone and in peace and really really CANT STAND ANNOYANCES. Your an cynical and sarcastic person and tend to lash out at people for their optimism.

Your a blue blood and BELIEVE IN THE CASTE SYSTEM, but he does not feel really superior than others. Yet he inst so fond of red bloods.

He inst a social person and an general feeling of disinterest come trough in his conversations. He is also kinda paranoid and would likely threaten to kill you by leaving you behind than helping people out.

His lusus is a Giant Hermit Crab and WHO KNOWS WHERE HE KEEPS GETTING NEW SHELLS FROM

His Fetch Modus is Toolbox and his Strife Specibus is Explosive kind.

His Trolltag is cynicalMechanic AND he regulates BETWEEN CAPS and normal LETTERS QUITE frantically


tl;dr
Name: AGUSTIN CEASE
Blood color: Midnight Blue #191970
Symbol: Three Gears
Pesterchum?: Yes
Text quirk: regulates between ALL CAPS and normal LETTERS QUITE Franticly
Personality: A cynical and paranoid troll, very unfriendly and his text is always dripping with sarcasm.
Interests: VEHICLES, MUSIC and BEING ALONE
Strife specibus: Explosivekind
Lusus: Giant hermitcrab

[Red Pen]

Crossposting because GOSH DARNIT I AM PROUD.

[S] Najash: reunite with your loving mom and brother.

[catchTwentythree]

D: That mother doesn't seem very loving at all!

[chimericWilder]

Shush, dont spoil the moment!

Kudos to you, Red

[scintillatingMoniker]

Every time I post my little artsy things I'm like Yeah look at how awesome my art is

Then someone else posts their artsy things and I'm like AUGH LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THEIR ART IS

translation: Red Pen you are awesome.

[polarBipede]

My god your videos
HNNNGGG 33

[villidan]

My brain has asploaded through awsomeness.

[topsyTurvy]

Those are pretty neat

[Doctor Tess]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU

OH GOD I AM SO SORRY GUYS. I disappear for a week or two and then BAM NEW TROLLS EVERYWHERE OH GOD I GOTTA ADD THEM ALL AAAAAAGH


Okay guys, I have TWO REQUESTS.
First is for everyone with separate threads for their sessions to please post the links again! I didn't save them all when scrolling through the thread.
Second, please don't spoiler your trolls' profiles! These several-page catchup sessions are happening more and more often for me and if a new profile is spoilered there's a good chance I'll miss it! And please don't hesitate to let me know if I have!

Alright I'ma go add this crapload of new trolls to the list now. Bluhhhhh.

e: ALSO RED PEN YOU ARE COOL

[mediokreKarapase]

Right then. Here is Team Paradox, as requested.

It consists of blacksheepDaydreamer --> copperheadRhythm --> cantankerousGeode (and activeBeauty too) --> breviloquentBuilder --> mediokreKarapase --> blacksheepDaydreamer.

EDIT: Just realized that's the reverse order since you go server --> client. In that case it's BD --> MK --> BB --> CG (AB) --> CR --> BD

[villidan]

Team Rancor

Order: gnosticDirge --> ancillaryLupis --> iddleShutter --> impossibleCoagulation

[Aerok12]

Team Super Long Name
You know who's in it.
(also we haven't actually done anything yet besides fool around <:V)