>Everybody: Make other users' quotes hapen in a different context

[MegaRock35]

[04:17] PP: Sixth boner

That was the plan...

[aPawnAscending]

Unless you're peeing fire on a trio of birds.
Because that's kind of weird.

even with context...

[muffinz]

I think it means dogs are going to bite your genitals.

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[PriffyViole]

MS PAINT KICKING HEARTS BOXCARS IN THE NADS

KANAYA HAS A CRUSH ON WV

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[xqz]

OH SHIT

(oh shit)

OH SHIT

[A chorus line dances its way from stage right, singing "OH SHIT" as they kick their legs towards the audience]

[Whoopie Goldberg in a nun costume takes center front stage and sings a song where all the lyrics are replaced with "Oh shit"]

at least 3 characters.

[Troll Nac]

Perhaps my mind is so rotten I can't read this is a not-perverted-way.

Like, I don't want to be assaulted by one Dark Hole after the other, but I feel it's also something one should be prepared for.

[ThunderJolt]

its like all "WOAH HEY THERE I'LL JUST BE IN THE SHAPE OF A DEMENTED ICECREAM CONE!"

3 characters needed etc.

[The One Guy]

Should have an extra set of eyes, with half of them wonking.

System.out.println( this.getWittyComment() );

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

Hey Rin, can you do me a favor and stand over there right next to the half dozen other people who've said the exact same thing? Yeah right there..... A little more to the left..... Perfect.

*Projectile vomits all over everyone*

Wasn't sure whether trimming this one down was a good idea or not.

[Schazer]

MOD EVENT ALERT
~Please shut up while we deal with the situation~

I'm not sharing any butt that Blazer's had a turn with.

ENM stop trying to divide by zero
that is my job

MV I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE
I CHOOSE YOU, BLAZERC'S ASSHOLE

I accept. GO, GRANOLAMAN'S SWEET HAIR!

ALSO JESUS CHRIST A MINSTREL ASSASSINATE IT WITH A BANANA

I sort of want to be a lawful valkyrie, but I don't want to get mauled to death by one of the warriors currently wielding ice cream or oranges.

THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT

...

*sigh*

STORM OFF BACK TO MY ROOM WITH THE PLASTIC REPLICA OF SCHAZER'S HEAD

It's been a fruitful D3 in the Extreme Trainwreck thread.

[MegaRock35]

so, my friend knocked j off stage with an orange faygo.

Best story

[Kíeros]

Once upon a time, there was an annoying cat who would not shut up at night. Then the cat was modkilled the end. At the moment, this story is fictional, like all good bedtime stories. Don't make it non-fiction.

PARANOIA IS NOW GODNOIA. BOW MORTALS.

✰ Kieros is a jerkface ✰

I mean seriously last night was bad enough because I try and get a little revenge and nooooooooooo can't target granola 'cause he's elsewhere so I'm left with a shitty night action that does nothing of note hence I wait with fingers crossed hoping I can inveigle another rung on the ladder come the morrow

[B]GRANOLA GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN STRING YOU UP AND SHANK EVERY SINGLE TENTACLE CLEAN OFF YOUR HIDEOUS HIDE ONE BY ONE THEN I'LL EVISCERATE YOU AND DONATE YOUR ORGANS AS FOOD FOR STARVING ORPHANS AND AFTER THAT MAYBE I'LL FORCE WHAT REMAINS OF YOU THROUGH A BLENDER SO I CAN USE THE DIFFERENT COLOURED FLUIDS AS INK WITH WHICH TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER ENTAILING YOUR MANY FAULTS THAT I'LL SEND TO YOUR FAMILY ALONG WITH THOSE OF YOUR BONES THAT WERE A BIT TOO BIG TO FIT IN THE BLENDER NO MATTER HOW HARD I SHOVED SO WHAT WITH THEM BEING SO CUMBERSOME AND ALL I DON'T WANT TO STICK THEM IN THE GARAGE SO YOUR RELATIVES CAN HAVE THEM FOR THE FUNERAL BUT SINCE YOU DON'T DESERVE A FUNERAL I'LL GATECRASH IT WEARING YOUR SKIN WHILST WAILING LIKE A GHOST POSSIBLY EVEN WAVING A KNIFE AROUND IT DEPENDS WHETHER OR NOT THE WEATHER'S TOO WARM TO BE SENSIBLY DRESSED UP IN ANOTHER BEING'S SKIN ACTUALLY THAT PROBABLY ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA SINCE IT'LL STILL BE AWFULLY SLIMY INSIDE THERE AND I SUPPOSE I COULD CATCH SOMETHING ALSO HAVING ALREADY SEVERED THE TENTACLES I'D HAVE TO STITCH THEM BACK TOGETHER IN ORDER TO BE CONVINCING AND THAT WOULD REQUIRE ACTUAL EFFORT SO MAYBE NOT

Is... is that lemon chiffon?

Sorry Mayans, we still cool?

And just to make sure the "I'm in space thing" grants immunity to Daykills and the sort I won't kill Granola I am just going to continue threatening Schazer. Nyeh heh heh evil moustache twirl. Your fair lady is in distress Granolaman what are you going to doooo?

Trainwreck...

[MegaRock35]

you cannot fornicate internet

. . .

[muffinz]

Won't create a picture of the most American man riding the most American bird but will create a picture of the most American blowjob.

the most american white text

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

I'm gonna' go make myself a sandwich on Rose now.

you people are insane

[The One Guy]

The entire post:

nothing else needs

Also:

Well, they did both die... Does that count as a break up?

[liquidMountain]

If I were to ever have a baby and it looked like that, there wouldn't be a baby anymore.

"...I never did find out which orifice it was, but on second thoughts I'd rather not know."

[crepuscularDissembler]

Visceral in the knowledge that he feels the town is 197. what? there is much suffering in the flesh. I do not know why he is a fool.

Sotek is very good. in particular, with the sharpness of her I like her. Time response makes my brain feel pain. Visceral, HATE YOU! 203 only the knowledge is not evil ones, but Vic is not famous for. Vic never will be famous.

I approve of sexual information in the 206 and 207. Sharpness of the Sotece are very advanced.

Vic, do not lose your TROUSERS. sack of magic are not good. But, if you adopt, you should take one whole share.

thanks to the gods, a man whom he had seen Eliotem out!

hmmu

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

EVERYONE IN ONE GIGANTIC ROBOTIC CLUSTERFUCK

RNDFIA is rapidly going downhill.

[MegaRock35]

I'm crying into your fur now Wesley. The tears are getting all over the keyboard. It's getting hard to type. The tears are making my fingers sticky and I'm getting your fur on my hands. And now as I typed that previous sentence a few hairs were affixed to my keyboard. Will you look at that. The hair is woven perfectly under the C key and below the space bar. It's beautiful. The unity of words and hair. A metaphor so rich I have to wear shades. Fudgesicles! I screwed that up! I am a loser. I'm crying tears now. Not the same tears as earlier this post though. Different ones. Tears of joy. Fudgesicles the second! Is there anything I do that's not just typing in inaccuracies into my keyboard all the time? Turns out the answer is no. The other type of tears. Listen up and listen good. But you can't. Because this conversation is happening through text and nobody is speaking aloud. So I guess I win again, because you are incapable of listening up. Checkmate.

yop

[06:33] TF: Yes, I'm an automanoromantic, I did not want you to find out this way U_U

[autoglassmasterclass]

Where the fuck is the chatter thread?

It fucking sucks.

the end of a legacy.

[unbridledExüberance]

But Bleach can't be poisonous. I mean Bleach is mostly Water, and humans are Mostly Water, so Humans are Bleach.

Logic at its finest.

[The One Guy]

The best way to defeat a criminal is by throwing a police station at their face.

Can't argue with that!

[Kíeros]

Overreacting is me going out, stalking them, and then killing the three of them while playing in their entrails pretending to be Shuu while singing Paradichlorobenzene and wearing a Saw-style mask. I didn't even think of that until now so it isn't overreacting.

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[The One Guy]

Yeah sorry... we just got into a bit of a bananargument there.

banana-nom do do-do do do