TROLLSLUM: Team Paradox - I ship it.

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Tribor did all the drawing cause .....

I just told him my idea and stuff. He did all the work. I blame school, the fact that I can't animate, and the fact that I'm terrible at drawing anything that's not humanoid.

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[SPRITELOG]

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Ursasprite: Tolero, why are you wasting time at your computer when your respiteblock is such a mess.
Ursasprite: I am only dead for a few minutes and you destroy everything.--Such a disrespectful child.
Tolero: Ursa,-this-is-important.
Ursasprite: So important that you can't bother to tidy up your things.
Ursasprite: Do you enjoy living in squalor, Tolero.
Tolero: Ursa,-I-haven't-had-time-to-clean-it!-I've-been-busy!
Ursasprite: Soon you will be even busier.--You should clean up after yourself now, while you still have time.
Tolero: {|(
Ursasprite: I won't have you disgracing The Medium with your unholy clutter.
Tolero: The-Medium?
Ursasprite: Yes, the realm you've entered is called The Medium.--You will be seeing much of it on your journey.--Be sure to do your hair up nicely before you set out; I won't have you disgracing the family name and looking like a grub nobody takes care of.
Tolero: BUT-NOBODY-TAKES-CARE-OF-ME.
Ursasprite: That's not an excuse to look like a vagrant.
Tolero: My-hair-is-fine.
Ursasprite: No, it is terrible.--Here, let me fix it.
Tolero: Augh,-Ursaaaaaaaaaaa!!-I'm-not-a-grub-anymore!
Ursasprite: Then why do you persist in acting like one.--No matter, you will be forced to grow up soon enough.--It is the duty of you and your friends to build upward through the Seven Gates, toward the battlefield on Skaia, so that you may defeat the Black Royalty and preform the Ultimate Alchemy.
Ursasprite: Apparently.
Tolero: I-do-not!-And...-wow,-that-seems-like-a-big-job.
Ursasprite: And yet you must succeed.--The Dark Kingdom seeks to destroy Skaia.
Tolero: What-is-Skaia?
Tolero: No,-wait,-lemme-get-a-notebook!-I-have-to-tell-the-Team-this-stuff!
Ursasprite: A dormant crucible of creative potential.--Apparently.--These answers all seem decidedly pointless and unhelpful.
Tolero: Well,-it's-better-than-knowing-nothing.-Can-you-tell-me-more-than-that?
Ursasprite: Let me think.--It seems that through prototyping your Sprites before Entering, you and your friends have the power to Warp and Change the Battlefield on Skaia, breaking the two Kingdoms out of their eternal Stalemate.
Ursasprite: I'm fairly certain several of those words did not deserve special attention.
Tolero: I'm-sure.
Tolero: So...-I'm-assuming-that-everyone-is-going-to-end-up-here?
Ursasprite: Yes.--You and your friends have been chosen by The Medium: the Child of Time, the Guard of Gravity, the ERRORFILENOTFOUND, the Knight of Space, the Emissary of Secrets, and the Harbinger of Dust.
Tolero: Child-of-Time?
Tolero: Is-that-me?
Ursasprite: Apparently.
Tolero: So...-wait,-what-is-a-Child?-Some-kind-of-title?
Tolero: Nevermind.
Tolero: So...are-we-doing-this-for-the-Fate-of-Alternia?-Defeat-the-Black-Kingdom,-save-the-World,-something-like-that?
Ursasprite: No, your planet is doomed.--How nice of the game not to wrap that one up in a comforting riddle for you.
Ursasprite: I don't seem to have any particularly useful information.
Ursasprite: Now allow me to spend several hours describing the many excruciating details of your coming quest in increasingly poetic and cryptic riddles that will no doubt turn out to be rather pointless in the grand scheme of things.
Tolero: Go-ahead.-I'm-sure-the-Team-won't-notice-my-absence.
oh god why.

[EXILE-LOG]

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look, kid.
there's a great big shiny blue thing in the sky. limitless source of untapped power, that kind of thing.
these light and dark kingdoms she's talking about have been at war over it forever.
white loses, black wins, you gotta stop black, done deal.
whatever you win for doing that isn't my problem.
can we move on.
Tolero: Thank-you-for-the-info,-Game-Mech,-but-I-need-to-learn-more.-We-can't-win-without-the-information-we-need.
kid
i just told you everything you will ever need to know about this game.
and if you sit there and listen to her
it means i have to sit there and listen to her
and that ain't gonna happen.
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dammit why are you still sitting there
Tolero: Ugh,-will-you-shush.

Yeah, there's pretty much no way you're gonna sit around and get lectured about stuff you've already lived through.



Oh god not her. Not this. Not yet.

[EXILE-LOG]

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==->==->==-> tolero you don't have time for this.
Tolero: What-makes-you-say-that?
Tolero: Ursa-seems-to-think-we-have-enough-time-for-her-to-whine-about-how-I-take-care-of-myself.-So-obviously-we-have-time-for-this.
because your idiot friend is about to do something more idiotic than usual.
Tolero: And-this-is-a-shock-to-me-how?
since you're so desperate to talk to her, why don't you get back to your computer and TELL HER TO STOP.
Tolero: Stop-what?
Tolero: You're-going-to-have-to-be-more-specific-when-you-tell-me-to-do-things,-otherwise-there-might-be-a-miscommunication-and-I-might-screw-up.
just
Tolero: {8?
goddammit just do what i tell you
Tolero: How-am-I-supposed-to-stop-her-if-I-don't-know-what-I'm-stopping-her-from-doing?!
STOP HER FROM PROTOTYPING HER SPRITE
Tolero: Huh.
Tolero: Why?-Don't-they-need-to-be-prototyped?
you idiot goddamn brat it's like you're actively trying to sabotage everything just for once can you do this one damn thing for me without spending half the game arguing about it
Tolero: Fine,-fine!-Geez,-get-the-stick-out-of-your-ass.-Pardon-my-language.
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[Metaflare]

Oh my god i love Ursasprite so much

Also impatient jack is hilarious. JACK YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE ==> KEY THAT WAY

EDIT: oh shit i just noticed the glitch

[mediokreKarapase]

Grablegleh SO COOL!

I absolutley love that picture of Ursasprite there. She looks so angelic with Eminence Rey's wings.

And cliffhanger! Grah! Suspense!

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>Red: 1up everybody ever forever

[mediokreKarapase]

> Marnix: Wake up

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What happened? How did you end up here?

> Marnix: Survey surroundings

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This is different.

It is very purple here.

Also you can fly. That's new too.

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Ninja'd by Marnix.

>Marnix: be awesome
>Beep: fondly regard post

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CR: Hey Tronno? Quessstion.
CR: Where'd you put my big platformy lassser death thing?
CG: wat?
CG: oh DAT ting
CG: uhh
CG: ah dont tink ive PLACED it yet
CG: hehe OOPS!!
CR: Well ssslap that thing down sssomewhere; I've got pinwheelland to adventure through!
CR: Um
CR: But I feel like maybe I ssshould ssspecify here, jussst ssso we're clear.
CR: Keep it away from my front door.
CG: okayyyy
CG: ah tink ah found a GOOD spot!!
CG: yay!!
CR: M'kay, asss long asss it'sss not in front of the door. Or anywhere near the ocean.
CR: Or pretty much any other place that could oh my god I'm turning into Tolero.
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT
CR: PUT IT SSSOMEWHERE TOTALLY CRAZY AND INCONVENIENT.
CR: You and me, Tronno.
CR: We're gonna play thisss game on HARD MODE.

CG: ah was GONNA put it somewhere CONVENIENT
CG: but den ah realized dat was BORING
CG: so PREPARE yaself
CG: fer da HARD MODE!!!
CG: dis is gonna be soooo FUN
CG: wait
CG: lemme try dat AGAIN
CG: oops
CR: Okay ssso I sssee that the platform thing isss now in the ocean.
CR: You ssshould leave it there!
CR: And it will be an awesssome race to enter the game before it EXPLODESSS!
CG: yeah!!
CG: its a TIMED PUZZLE
CG: ya gotta go FAST or yas gonna DIE
CG: GO NAJASH GO GO GO!!!
CG: JBD

[Red Pen]

I lol'd so much, MK.

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CR: Hey Tronno? Quessstion.
CR: Where'd you put my big platformy lassser death thing?
CG: wat?
CG: oh DAT ting
CG: uhh
CG: ah dont tink ive PLACED it yet
CG: hehe OOPS!!
CR: Well ssslap that thing down sssomewhere; I've got pinwheelland to adventure through!
CR: Um
CR: But I feel like maybe I ssshould ssspecify here, jussst ssso we're clear.
CR: Keep it away from my front door.
CG: okayyyy
CG: ah tink ah found a GOOD spot!!
CG: yay!!
CR: M'kay, asss long asss it'sss not in front of the door. Or anywhere near the ocean.
CR: Or pretty much any other place that could oh my god I'm turning into Tolero.
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT
CR: PUT IT SSSOMEWHERE TOTALLY CRAZY AND INCONVENIENT.
CR: You and me, Tronno.
CR: We're gonna play thisss game on HARD MODE.

CG: ah was GONNA put it somewhere CONVENIENT
CG: but den ah realized dat was BORING
CG: so PREPARE yaself
CG: fer da HARD MODE!!!
CG: dis is gonna be soooo FUN
CG: wait
CG: lemme try dat AGAIN
CG: oops
CR: Okay ssso I sssee that the platform thing isss now in the ocean.
CR: You ssshould leave it there!
CR: And it will be an awesssome race to enter the game before it EXPLODESSS!
CG: yeah!!
CG: its a TIMED PUZZLE
CG: ya gotta go FAST or yas gonna DIE
CG: GO NAJASH GO GO GO!!!
CG: JBD
CR: Yesssss, I am ssso looking forward to flirting with death today.

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>Marnix: Do a barrel roll

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[catharticCarnifex]

Haha, oh wow, this adventure is quickly transcending excellent and approaching... Double Excellent! What does it mean?

[Metaflare]

It means were the motherfuckin batman

[Sarcredsleuth]

No, more like Deadpool-batman.

[Metaflare]

That would be The Best Thing

[Sarcredsleuth]

Yes. It would

[mediokreKarapase]

>Marnix: Do a barrel roll

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> Marnix: Do a barrelroll

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Weee!

[Metaflare]

mK you are amazing and you should feel proud of yourself.

[BassicGuy]

Dang, you all get a lot done, when i look away.

@ Red: Tolero's exile is awesome.
@mK: Ya, spinning.

[Cevaztyen]

>Marnix: Do a barrel roll

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> Marnix: Do a barrelroll

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Weee!

This is now the best thread. Without question.

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CR: Hey Tronno? Quessstion.
CR: Where'd you put my big platformy lassser death thing?
CG: wat?
CG: oh DAT ting
CG: uhh
CG: ah dont tink ive PLACED it yet
CG: hehe OOPS!!
CR: Well ssslap that thing down sssomewhere; I've got pinwheelland to adventure through!
CR: Um
CR: But I feel like maybe I ssshould ssspecify here, jussst ssso we're clear.
CR: Keep it away from my front door.
CG: okayyyy
CG: ah tink ah found a GOOD spot!!
CG: yay!!
CR: M'kay, asss long asss it'sss not in front of the door. Or anywhere near the ocean.
CR: Or pretty much any other place that could oh my god I'm turning into Tolero.
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT
CR: PUT IT SSSOMEWHERE TOTALLY CRAZY AND INCONVENIENT.
CR: You and me, Tronno.
CR: We're gonna play thisss game on HARD MODE.

CG: ah was GONNA put it somewhere CONVENIENT
CG: but den ah realized dat was BORING
CG: so PREPARE yaself
CG: fer da HARD MODE!!!
CG: dis is gonna be soooo FUN
CG: wait
CG: lemme try dat AGAIN
CG: oops
CR: Okay ssso I sssee that the platform thing isss now in the ocean.
CR: You ssshould leave it there!
CR: And it will be an awesssome race to enter the game before it EXPLODESSS!
CG: yeah!!
CG: its a TIMED PUZZLE
CG: ya gotta go FAST or yas gonna DIE
CG: GO NAJASH GO GO GO!!!
CG: JBD
CR: Yesssss, I am ssso looking forward to flirting with death today.
CG: tell him ah said HI!!!

@Marnix: Who's awesome? You're awesome.

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

PFF- MK you are amazing for that. I just hope he doesn't throw up. :x

Also, Red, that Shiv there that you drew? Desktop'd.

You are all amazing and super-special-awesome and don't you forget it. Seriously.

[mediokreKarapase]

> Marnix: End spin cycle

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You immediatley regret doing that. Never again.

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Hey, how's it going?

[Pokolo]

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Hey, how's it going?

Did I mention this whole thread is awesome and everyone and everything in it is also awesome?

[Red Pen]

...Did Marnix just barf in front of the queen? Way to make a first impression!


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CR: Hey Tronno? Quessstion.
CR: Where'd you put my big platformy lassser death thing?
CG: wat?
CG: oh DAT ting
CG: uhh
CG: ah dont tink ive PLACED it yet
CG: hehe OOPS!!
CR: Well ssslap that thing down sssomewhere; I've got pinwheelland to adventure through!
CR: Um
CR: But I feel like maybe I ssshould ssspecify here, jussst ssso we're clear.
CR: Keep it away from my front door.
CG: okayyyy
CG: ah tink ah found a GOOD spot!!
CG: yay!!
CR: M'kay, asss long asss it'sss not in front of the door. Or anywhere near the ocean.
CR: Or pretty much any other place that could oh my god I'm turning into Tolero.
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT
CR: PUT IT SSSOMEWHERE TOTALLY CRAZY AND INCONVENIENT.
CR: You and me, Tronno.
CR: We're gonna play thisss game on HARD MODE.
CG: ah was GONNA put it somewhere CONVENIENT
CG: but den ah realized dat was BORING
CG: so PREPARE yaself
CG: fer da HARD MODE!!!
CG: dis is gonna be soooo FUN
CG: wait
CG: lemme try dat AGAIN
CG: oops

CR: Okay ssso I sssee that the platform thing isss now in the ocean.
CR: You ssshould leave it there!
CR: And it will be an awesssome race to enter the game before it EXPLODESSS!
CG: yeah!!
CG: its a TIMED PUZZLE
CG: ya gotta go FAST or yas gonna DIE
CG: GO NAJASH GO GO GO!!!
CG: JBD
CR: Yesssss, I am ssso looking forward to flirting with death today.
CG: tell him ah said HI!!!
CR: I'll let him know!
CR: 'Caussse me and death; we're like the sssweetessst of matessspritsss, man.
CR: We get each other.


Elsewhere in paradox space...

[Cevaztyen]

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...Did Marnix just barf in front of the queen? Way to make a first impression!


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CR: Hey Tronno? Quessstion.
CR: Where'd you put my big platformy lassser death thing?
CG: wat?
CG: oh DAT ting
CG: uhh
CG: ah dont tink ive PLACED it yet
CG: hehe OOPS!!
CR: Well ssslap that thing down sssomewhere; I've got pinwheelland to adventure through!
CR: Um
CR: But I feel like maybe I ssshould ssspecify here, jussst ssso we're clear.
CR: Keep it away from my front door.
CG: okayyyy
CG: ah tink ah found a GOOD spot!!
CG: yay!!
CR: M'kay, asss long asss it'sss not in front of the door. Or anywhere near the ocean.
CR: Or pretty much any other place that could oh my god I'm turning into Tolero.
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT
CR: PUT IT SSSOMEWHERE TOTALLY CRAZY AND INCONVENIENT.
CR: You and me, Tronno.
CR: We're gonna play thisss game on HARD MODE.
CG: ah was GONNA put it somewhere CONVENIENT
CG: but den ah realized dat was BORING
CG: so PREPARE yaself
CG: fer da HARD MODE!!!
CG: dis is gonna be soooo FUN
CG: wait
CG: lemme try dat AGAIN
CG: oops

CR: Okay ssso I sssee that the platform thing isss now in the ocean.
CR: You ssshould leave it there!
CR: And it will be an awesssome race to enter the game before it EXPLODESSS!
CG: yeah!!
CG: its a TIMED PUZZLE
CG: ya gotta go FAST or yas gonna DIE
CG: GO NAJASH GO GO GO!!!
CG: JBD
CR: Yesssss, I am ssso looking forward to flirting with death today.
CG: tell him ah said HI!!!
CR: I'll let him know!
CR: 'Caussse me and death; we're like the sssweetessst of matessspritsss, man.
CR: We get each other.


Elsewhere in paradox space...

Oh gog, so much win. It'd be hilarious if that door led to Problem Sleuth's universe instead of Alternia.

[Pokolo]

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You guys basicly barf up awesome stuff constantly. but wait...Doesn't that door lead to PS world?