Robots Can't Be Heroes

[Lankie]

Ductor City is a lovely place (and this is Ductor with a U)! Ice cream is eaten, friendships are made at a rate of a million a day, Paper is...shreaded? Thats a thing humans like to do isn't it? Anyway you're getting off track, Ductor City: Lovely.



Or is it?

OR IS IT?!

(the answer is no.)



In actual fact, Ductor City is a very unlovely place! There's like, bombs and stuff! Villains of the super variety prowl the street like some kind of terrifying death puma! Everyone dies all the time!

...ok it's not that bad. Take the first description of Ductor City and mix it in with this and you've got a sort of but not really accurate statement of the place. The general gist is that evil is afoot!

But where evil is afoot...



YOU too are...afoot? Blargh, this dramatic speech needs a redo or twelve. You're the good guy ok?



You are Epsilon #265 Aero model! But that name is silly and silly again, so you're name is actually Cil!

You're currently watching over the city and ignoring you're communicator. It's probably just someone trying to sell you vacuum cleaners, it's definitely NOT your creator/boss/father. Nope. That would be silly to the highest degree. *Simulated cough* (you're a robot you see.)

It's actually been very quiet today! This is surly a good thing! You don't want to tempt fate, but you think everything's going to be totally great, forever.

What do you do? :> _:

[TheBoyd]

this is hilarious! Congratulation!


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> Fly

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Reading that made me think this might be a megaman reference.. he's a robot right? .. I dunno, I haven't played that game.. series)

[zebtrestalala]

>Fly around with wild abandon

[Phevnil]

Attempt to arrest your communicator for disrupting the peace.

[Fusion the Cat]

Now get out there and prove that topic title wrong!

[Pereza0]

Use your powers to steal from a bank/or maybe in a more legitimate manner, then open up an ONG to supply third world robocountries with basic supplies.

Or you might prefer to stop small times muggers from robbing ladies, like all other super heroes and really, not helping more than the average policeman

[Fengar]

>Walk down to the ground, no need to blow your secret identity right away.

[retroArchivist]

Check the bleepy noise! Maybe it's your built-in cellphone!

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Locate a Thesaurus so you can work on your Heroic Speech!

[Aryogaton]

>Recite specs of self.

[Lankie]

Or you might prefer to stop small times muggers from robbing ladies, like all other super heroes and really, not helping more than the average policeman

LOGICAL COMMAND IS LOGICAL! You robo-giggle at the thought!



Aww sugar. Now your other communicator is going off. Though this one is booping, not beeping. As we all know, there is a MASSIVE difference between the two. Shame you forgot said difference.

Man, all this bloopery and beepery is cramping your roof standing!

What do you do? :> _:

[Aryogaton]

>Tell us about yourself and what you can do.

[Bloddyredcommie]

>Answer the Bloops. The Bleeps can wait.

[Phevnil]

Answer both by holding the receiver of one to the transmitter of the other.

[Pereza0]

Take both, put one on each ear and keep up with both conversations with any sort of trouble.

Your brain its like a computer or something right?

[SleepingOrange]

>Ignore both communicators. Enter some sort of tournament. But you'll need a team! Maybe some other cool nonhumans... Like a golem and a ghost!

[Pereza0]

Answer both by holding the receiver of one to the transmitter of the other.

Oh yes

[Gustave]

>Since everything is great forever take the day off. Go pick up some robochicks.

[Deceptive]

Do the robot to the music of bleeps and bloops.

[Fengar]

Answer both by holding the receiver of one to the transmitter of the other.

Oh yes

This!

[Lankie]

>Tell us about yourself and what you can do.

Oh man you love going over your own back story! SO basically you were just a normal robot, minding your robo business when suddenly(exclamation mark), an asteroid with volatile SPACE RADIATION cam crashing down! I was bonked on the head, but since that day on I had amazing powers! Like shoot death rays and make ducks float and do long division and...*



Robo-sigh. You guess you got to choose one of these communicators...

Take both, put one on each ear and keep up with both conversations with any sort of trouble.

OR DO YOU!?!?!?!!?

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Prof: Cil! Where the hell are you!? I've been ringing for 2 hours!
Police: Attention all units! I repeat, attention all units! Unknown hostiles attacking Ductor City National bank!
Prof: What's that? Do you have the police radio on?
Cil: I'm doing the impossible Doc! I'm LIVING THE DREAM!
Prof: Damn it Cil! Get back to the labs right now! Some serious letters came in and-
Police: Hostiles are considered armed and extremely dangerous, all units report ASAP!
Cil: Did you here that Doc? ASAP! That means I gotta go!
Prof: NO! don't! The police don'#t want you there, just get back here OK!?
Cil: But I have to save the day!
Prof: Someone else will save the day, just get here now so I can bollock you in person!
Cil: Thats sounds very unfun! I'm gonna go to the Bank!
Prof: CIL I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T COME BACK HERE I'LL T-

Cil terminated the call

...hmm, the Doc sounds angrier than usual. Maybe you should go back to the labs.
But the Bank heist! You're a SUPERHERO golly gosh damn you got to save the PEOPLE!
Blarg you're so conflicted!

What do you do? :> _:

[Gustave]

>Professor Buzzkill can wait. There are banks to rescue!

[electricAssassin]

Go to the bank and help the police!

[retroArchivist]

Save the day!

[Dfaran]

>Send your Detachable Remote Unit (DRU for short) to the lab while you attend the bank heist in person.