> Rivers of blood: Flow through outer space and into the atmosphere, causing a plane to crash in the exact same desert Greggory and his friends are
> One of the passengers: Be named McGregory
Moley Mole: Accidentally drop one of your IDs that says "Gregorry!" on it.
Bird: Arrive, and divebomb the mole for stealing your identity.
Greggory!: Convince Moley Mole everything will be alright
Oh, what a gullible group of goons. You would love to mooch some money from these mindless morons! It would bring you nothing but sickly sweet satisfaction to swiftly swindle such stupid suckers!
However, your boss explicitly explained that you surely shouldn't succumb to such unnecessary urges. After all, you two were hired to hunt them, and he needs you to help lead them into his trap.
POOR LITTLE GUY! DON'T WORRY!! IT'S GONNA BE OK MOLEY MOLE!!!
OH CABBAGEHATS! Seems you've dumbly dropped your nefarious name tag! You can't have these lunkhead losers learning that your name isn't really "Moley Mole".
YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR TRUE NAME! Whilst leaping at the name tag to conceal your lies, you briefly ponder in midair why a mole such as yourself would even need a name tag.
Hmmm... Is that a name tag? Hmmm... Although you've never seen this particular name tag before, something about a name tag with almost your name on it is stirring up memories. You decide to add this to your Recordecodicon.
Well, that's odd. It seems that the memories connected to the concept of "name tag" are very powerful ones.
Unfortunately, you haven't gathered enough information for this memory to remember it; even if you could remember it, you can't actually read it since the Recordecodicon is an imaginary game construct that metaphorically represents your mind and memories.
>Greggory!: Ask the sun what you should do, maybe he'll be more friendly today.
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Hey everybody, I added a mirror to the MSPAFA Website! Although the process was tedious, I enjoy the sort of format and pacing it adds.
Hey Mr. Sun! What do you think we sh-
STOP TALKING TO THE SUN!!!
Why does this stupid giraffe keep talking to random things?! Clearly it wasn't a good idea to accept a job over the internet from an anonymous employer for fifty dollars. You're beginning to regret the decision already.
>Choose a random direction and begin walking.
Sun: Talk to the lizard. Mention something from the job offer.
You insist that the right route to tread towards is to the west. Although the lowly lizard loudly laments your choice of direction, the moronic mammal dumbly decides that it the course could correctly lead all of you to freedom. What a dimwitted dope!
You lead these stupid saps west, directly into the treacherous trap your boss has set.
YOU'RE SO SUPER SNEAKY SMART!
Holy dang! Looks like following your new friend Moley Mole's directions has lead you right to this yummy looking cake! What a smart guy!
>Greggory!: Eat the entire cake in one bite, candle included.
What is this idiot thinking?! Isn't it just a little bit suspicious that a random cake has appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the desert?
You don't know what Allana is saying, but the food level on your Satisgraphtion chart just gained -1.5, putting it at a measly .5! You need to eat something soon, or else!
The Food level has gained a massive +5.5 on your Satisgraphtion chart! This puts it at an amazing 6! Your Drink level gains +0 and remains at 5. Unfortunately for you...
Your Energy levels gain -3, dropping down to zero!
Greggory! the Giraffe has passed out! The player can no longer control Greggory! until he wakes up. Until then, the player can only give commands to Gregory and Gregorry Allana and Moley Mole.
>Allana: Slap Greggory! to try and wake him up.
Moley: Complain that your cake only put him to sleep and didn't kill him.
>Sun: Try to wake Greggory up.
Alanna & Moley: Discuss what to do.
Oh my! What is a single lizard gal to do during hard times such as these? Maybe you should ask Moley Mole. Yes, that is what you decide to do! He'll knows what actions to take!
Wow, this scaley stooge still doesn't get it! You explain to this bumbling blue buffoon that she is an ignorant idiotic ignoramus. You lead them to this booby-trapped baked-good on purpose. Wow, now she's asking about your false family! You tell her all about how you fibbed ferociously about your "wife and kids" so that you could pull a ploy on her and the quadruped. What pinhead punks! Now that the ginormous giraffe has finally fallen, you and your boss can finish this jumbo-sized job!
WHAT?! That sweet-looking hole-digging mole Moley Mole was actually a treacherous double-crossing mole the whole time?! HOLY MOLEY!
Well, if that traitor thinks he can take you down easy just because you aren't as gargantuan in size as Greggory!, then he is dead wrong! You're may be just a lizard, but you sure as hell aren't going to go down without a fight!!!
>Allana: Fight Moley.
Boss: Appear and beat down Allana.
Sun: Have an actual role in the story: Deus ex machina!
Moley: try to dig away, but realize that you're completely lost.
Sun: Reveal yourself to be the boss, and have trapped all three of them here for nefarious purposes. Laugh, and then disappear.