Greggory! The Giraffe (Hiatus is OVER! Begin Day 3!!!)

[GEMPadre036]

>Greggory!: Wake up and notice that Moley is unconscious, decide that Allana attacked him for no reason.

You would love to wake and have misunderstandings, but you are currently trapped in a rainbow nightmare torrent of pain and suffering that won't be ending any time soon.
For the time being, you can only give commands to the angry lizard and the mutinous mole.

Author's Note:

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For an approximation of what Greggory! is going through, please watch this and/or listen to this.

[Kgummy]

Moley Mole: Remember that you have to deal with the newer victim who is being tricked into bailing out of an airplane. Plan to pin something on them to impress that lovely lizard. No matter what.

Victim: End up being an inanimate object that was attached to a parachute, instead of the real victim.

[GEMPadre036]

Ggreegory: Bail out of an airplane with a parachute

You are now Ggreegory, the most poorly named scientist at Harvard Yale Community College. You are flying into Hollywood to be a scientific consultant for the upcoming film Rock VI vs. Predator. Or rather, you were until you saw smoke and bailed out of your flight.



Poor fools. Why aren't any of them jumping out of the plane like you?



Well, that sucks.

Victim: End up being an inanimate object that was attached to a parachute, instead of the real victim.

Wait wha-



You are now a carrot.



A very small carrot.



The carrot has been slain; Moley Mole wins! Moley Mole gain +5 β-carotene!

[Fengar]

>Sun: Speak to Moley in his dreams.
Allana: Start smacking Greggory! to wake him up.

[GEMPadre036]

Allana: Start smacking Greggory! to wake him up.

Ummmm, that didn't work so well before, and you already fell bad enough for doing it once.
Poor Greggory!...
Poor, stupid, Greggory!...

[Fengar]

>Allana: Scout out the area as you wait for Greggory! to wake up.

[Kgummy]

Carrot: Grow. Expand. Explode.
Purple Dog: Appear in the middle of Nowhere, freaked out.

[eerr]

Make sweet sweet love to this manly giraffe!

What better way to blow off steam in this desert?

[PepperYena]

(oh.. my gosh, Poor greggory. I don't know what to say. I watched both of those.
....Wow, I... I'm really shocked. )

[Ed]

> Plane: Crash

[GEMPadre036]

>Allana: Scout out the area as you wait for Greggory! to wake up.

You begin to notice that the sun is getting pretty close to setting. If you were some crazy giraffe fellow, you might even say that it appears to be making a beeline for the horizon. You suppose that journey through the desert and subsequent battle took longer than you thought.




Now that Moley Mole is out cold, you can figure out what to do for shelter until Greggory! wakes up. Yep, you have all the time in the world. Definitely no problems about to happen in the near future at all. Nope. Nothing at a-




Definitely didn't see that coming!!! No amount of foreshadowing could have prepared you for this SHOCKING TWIST!!!!!! SURELY THE LORD AMIGHTY HIMSELF COULD NOT HAVE SEEN THIS STORYTELLING CURVEBALL HEADED STRAIGHT TO YOUR NARRATIVE FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!!




Whelp, so much for being conscious.




It seems that every member of your party is unconscious.
Wow. Nice going, dunderhead. I guess that means Day 2 is over.
Whoopie.



End of Day 2.

Author's Note:

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Sorry about the big wait everybody. Unfortunately, I've been quite busy with college shit. There was originally going to be a gif in here, but I decided to cut it and save it for the epilogue. Anyways, I won't be able to update for the next few days since I'm still hyper busy, but go ahead and leave suggestions for the curtain so I can cook up a good intermission for the next update.

[Znex]

> Curtain: Open up on the janitor as he's cleaning up the events of the previous act
> Curtain: Open up on an opera singer
> Curtain: Open up about your life

[Fengar]

>Curtain: Come out of the closet.

[Ed]

> Curtain: Be the new protagonist

[Fengar]

>Curtain: Wake up.

[GEMPadre036]

Author's Note (READ THIS):

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Sorry for the slight hiatus my peeps. Finals were intense, and other personal issues piled up as well, leading to some unfortunate neglect for Greggory!. Anyways, In the interest of moving the plot forward, I've decided to skip over doing another intermission and day 2 epilogue. I ended up losing the gif for the epilogue due to computer BS. I may eventually go back and add an epilogue in later, but it didn't really add anything to the plot, other than showing some more crosshairs and seeing the plane Ggreegory was on get blown up by whatever weapon those crosshairs were attached to. Basically it was mostly to show how ruthless this mysterious mercenary that Moley Mole worked with is.

As such, I am moving straight into Day 3, which may or may not be the final day depending on how the plot flows. Needless to say, I have a couple ideas for potential adventures to do after G!tG is done. Some of these ideas would be spinoffs, while others would be mostly separate (Save for a cameo or two!). I know this sounds like I'm trying to rush through Greggory!, but it's more that I'm unsure of how much longer I can string out the plot. I've known how I wanted to end this since I started, and we're to a point where that end will logically fall into place. Thanks to all of you who have supported this adventure with your suggestions! I hope that you will all enjoy Day 3 as much (or more than) you enjoyed Day 1 and Day 2.[/dramadramadramaramblerambleramble]

Begin Day 3:

>Curtain: Wake up.

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WHANOWHAT?!?!?!




Whoa... Wait a second... How did you get here?! Why are you tied up with Allana and Moley Mole?! Wait, they're asleep? Stranger still, judging by the position of the sun, yesterday has come and passed! How long were you out?! And what was with that cake? And... THOSE DREAMS!!! If you can even call them dreams! More like rainbow nightmare torrents of pain and suffering!!! Ughhh, whatever. None of that is important right now. Right now you need to get your buddies and you untied before whatever tied you up gets back. What will you do?

[Riou]

Gnaw on the ropes.

[NitroGlyde]

Simply step out of the ropes, they aren't tied that tightly.

[Fengar]

>Bend over and eat the ropes.

[Dmabster]

Reveal knife and cut way out.