>Jack: Break down the door.
Don't be ridiculous. You've been planning this moment for a year. A loud noise could alert the guards and ruin the entire plan. You just can't throw out an entire plan JUST to look cool.
???: Your majesty. If you're bored, maybe we could go over our future plans to...
QoH: No. That's sounds boring too. How about we trick some of Spades' men into a suicide mission? We haven't messed with them in a while.
???: I hardly think The Ace of Spades would like that.
QoH: That's WHY we're doing it. It's a healthy reminder that we're not afraid of him. Besides, then he'll know which of his men are worth keeping. The one's that come back alive are CLEARLY better.
???: I'm afraid of him.
QoH: That's just because you haven't know him as long as I have. He may have his fangs, but he'd never kill one of the Flush. We're too valuable to him. But fine, if you don't want to do that then think of something else. It's not like something fun is just going to come right to me.
???: Uh... Someone appears to have lodged the front door in our wall.
QoH: Oh hey. Jack's here. Perfect.
On second thought. That was just too fun to resist.
Jack: The door was unlocked. So, I just let myself in. Hope you don't mind.
QoH: Oh course not, Jack. You know you're my favorite plaything. You're ALWAYS welcome. So. What brings you here today?
Jack: Oh, you know. The usual. Bring you the mail, chat a bit about politics, maybe have a cup of tea, and shatter your pride and dignity like it's made of crystal.
QoH: Sounds delightful, but do you really think a harmless little insect like you can honestly take me?
Jack: A broken heart is not something to be underestimated. You should know that of all people, your majesty.
QoH: Ah. So you found out about that, huh?. It's revenge for the girl then, is it?
Jack: Not revenge. Closure.
QoH: I'll be sure to ask you the difference after I'm done beating you into submission once again.
What do you do next?