Homestuck Quotes for my Yearbook

[Karhs12]

[name]: Level up for slaying the homework.

[rampantVariable]

"HOPY SHIT THIS DIPLOMA IS HUUUUGE!"

"Spades Slick? That has a nice ring to it, but I know my own name, and it's [YOUR NAME]."

"You enter something predictably derogatory and I get fed up with your shit in record time."

"Shithive maggots" Because NOONE will get it AT ALL.

"Bro, the roof, bring Cal, were doing it man, WERE MAKING THIS HAPEN!"

[Couch_Radish]

Don't move or the yearbook gets it!

[Yukari]

This thread makes me disappoint that I graduated last June and put a shitty Einstein quote

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Not quite a yearbook, but I managed to sneak "In the immortal words of Sweet Bro, Where doing it man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" into my cast bio for the musical a few weeks ago. They corrected the spelling of "hapen", however.

[awsgames]

They didn't fix the where's?

[godFish]

Put. The. Diploma. Back. In. My. Hand.
or
Put. The. Quote. Back. In. The. Yearbook.
or
japanese fetishes are the worst.

[ShyGuy]

"You waste more than four [years] on this tomfoolery"

and of course if no one suggested it (chronic laziness kicking in again):

"You rocket up the ECHELADDER to the dizzying heights of the vaunted BOY-SKYLARK rung!!! Your new feather is hard earned and well deserved. And alarmingly fashionable."

[appleMechanicist]

"YOUR NAME IS ZOOSMELL POOPLORD"

[DaR]

I'm not sure if anybody suggested this, but...
"[Insert name here]: ENGAGE GRADUATE MODE."

[Temperencia]

Throw down Graduation Hat in Disgust.

[Wraith8]

I WILL GO ON TO LEAVE SCHOOL
READY FOR ME TO LEAVE SCHOOL?
HERE'S ME, LEAVING SCHOOL
OK, HERE GOES
WHAT I WILL DO WITH MY LIFE IS AS FOLLOWS
AS SUCH
AND THUSLY

or

Why Is It That When The Subject Of School Is Broached Your Sparing Human Intellects Instantly Assume The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable

[Differential]

My highschool didn't let us do yearbook quotes... :c

I don't think they trusted us. Probably rightly so.

[inexpediency]

and there he goes
the big man....
HASS the diploma

[Crumblehop]

HAHA. How HIGH do you even have to BE to DO something like this?

[SenorEverClever]

What exactly was the purpose of bunping this thread after 4 months..?

[Regy Rusty]

Well we are coming up on yearbook season...

[mortalcreator]

One funny one might be "It begins to dawn on (you/me) that everything (you/me) just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
>End School Year."

Or...
"I don't know who it is, but I know what it is.
It's done.
Ever do baking, (insert derogatory school stereotype)?
Then you know EXACTLY what to do with something that's done.
You stick a fork in it.
LIKE THIS~~~"

[Dudemaster47]

I'm amazed no one has done this:

> [YOUR NAME]: Boggle vacantly at this graduation

It begins to dawn on you that everything you have done in the last four years may have been a colossal waste of time.


Or possibly something less depressing.

[Icetailgreg]

"He then proceeded to have the best graduation in the history of paradox space."

[Kaleb702]

"They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire.
They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew.
They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land.
They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib."

Doesn't fit graduation-ness, but meh.

"Maimed clown. Undead cat. Impaled crow. Omnipotent dog. These four shall be held in reverence for the eternity they serve to cut short."

Same meh.

That Rose quote from page 2 is best though. Hard to beat that.

[Blaperile]

"> End of Act 1" could be a good one.

[ImperatorMortis]

We did it man. We MADE THIS HAPPEN.

Alternative

[smograth]

Obviously:
"Pelvic thrusts shall be my exclamation points."

[The_Unoriginal]

"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo"

-John Keats