Trollslum2: Team 'Beat everyone else and win first'

[The One Guy]

--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.

[loner-kid]

--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.
EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG

Asphit flashed his hand across the screen, clicking at the name without even attempting to see if it was online. He didn't care, he had to know that he was okay. Yeah, Lakshmi had never really accepted him as a moirail, but he'd always been there to pick him up when he screwed up. To keep him alive when he screwed up. And he'd failed him.

--egregiousLarcinist [EL] began trolling viciousVivisector--
EL: HeY!
EL: We'vE FuckeD UP
EL: DeaaR ChrisT We'vE FuckeD UP
EL: ComE ON!
EL: SaaY SomethinG DaamniT!
EL: YoU Caan'T BE DeaaD YeT YoU CreepY BaastaarD!

[The One Guy]

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.

EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?

[The One Guy]

Anyone? It's been an entire week.

[loner-kid]

(yeah, my bad)

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.

EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?
EL: I He'S NoT OnlinE...
EL: AanD EveN IF HE WaaS
EL: I Don'T KnoW HoW TO BegiN TryinG TO DO ThaaT
EL: There'S NO SettingS, NO SaavE NO ReloaaD
EL: ...
EL: He'S DeaaD Isn'T HE?

[The One Guy]

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.
EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?

EL: I He'S NoT OnlinE...
EL: AanD EveN IF HE WaaS
EL: I Don'T KnoW HoW TO BegiN TryinG TO DO ThaaT
EL: There'S NO SettingS, NO SaavE NO ReloaaD
EL: ...
EL: He'S DeaaD Isn'T HE?
ML: How the hell would I know?
ML: I've never even talked the guy!
ML: ...
ML: I've got a feeling you're →, though.
ML: Either that or doomed.
ML: Crap.

[loner-kid]

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.
EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?

EL: I He'S NoT OnlinE...
EL: AanD EveN IF HE WaaS
EL: I Don'T KnoW HoW TO BegiN TryinG TO DO ThaaT
EL: There'S NO SettingS, NO SaavE NO ReloaaD
EL: ...
EL: He'S DeaaD Isn'T HE?
ML: How the hell would I know?
ML: I've never even talked the guy!
ML: ...
ML: I've got a feeling you're →, though.
ML: Either that or doomed.
ML: Crap.
EL: FuturE ME CaaN DO IT...
EL: IF It'S AalL TruE AanD I DO GeT PowerS OveR TimE
EL: I CaaN ComE BaacK AanD SaavE HiM

[The One Guy]

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.
EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?

EL: I He'S NoT OnlinE...
EL: AanD EveN IF HE WaaS
EL: I Don'T KnoW HoW TO BegiN TryinG TO DO ThaaT
EL: There'S NO SettingS, NO SaavE NO ReloaaD
EL: ...
EL: He'S DeaaD Isn'T HE?
ML: How the hell would I know?
ML: I've never even talked the guy!
ML: ...
ML: I've got a feeling you're →, though.
ML: Either that or doomed.
ML: Crap.
EL: FuturE ME CaaN DO IT...
EL: IF It'S AalL TruE AanD I DO GeT PowerS OveR TimE
EL: I CaaN ComE BaacK AanD SaavE HiM
ML: Perhaps.
ML: I don't see how, but then, I don't know how this game works.
ML: We have time to figure something out, but I just hope his disappearance isn't a sign that he's already predestined to die.

[loner-kid]

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.
EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?

EL: I He'S NoT OnlinE...
EL: AanD EveN IF HE WaaS
EL: I Don'T KnoW HoW TO BegiN TryinG TO DO ThaaT
EL: There'S NO SettingS, NO SaavE NO ReloaaD
EL: ...
EL: He'S DeaaD Isn'T HE?
ML: How the hell would I know?
ML: I've never even talked the guy!
ML: ...
ML: I've got a feeling you're →, though.
ML: Either that or doomed.
ML: Crap.
EL: FuturE ME CaaN DO IT...
EL: IF It'S AalL TruE AanD I DO GeT PowerS OveR TimE
EL: I CaaN ComE BaacK AanD SaavE HiM
ML: Perhaps.
ML: I don't see how, but then, I don't know how this game works.
ML: We have time to figure something out, but I just hope his disappearance isn't a sign that he's already predestined to die.
EL: CaaN WE TaalK AabouT SomethinG ElsE?
EL: JusT AanythinG PleaasE
EL: BaatlE PlaaN!
EL: WE NeeD TO OrgaanisE WhaaT We'lL BE DoinG FroM NoW ON!

[The One Guy]

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--memeticLaugher [ML] began trolling egregiousLarcinist [EL]--
ML: Hey, so apparently I'm supposed to talk to you.
ML: Future you told me so.
ML: Wait, did you even know future you was here?
ML: You were gone for a while; just how far out of the loop are you @ this point?
ML: Why were you even gone in the first place?
EL: OkaaY GreaaT
EL: HaaS EveryonE TaalkeD TO FuturE ME?
EL: NicE TO SeE I'M LookinG OuT FoR MyselF IN ThE FuturE
EL: AaS OpposeD TO JusT LeaavinG PaasT ME TO RuN AarounD BlinD WithouT AA HusktoP
EL: YeaaH GO ME
EL: ...
EL: ThiS IS GettinG US NowherE
EL: JusT...
EL: TelL ME Whaat'S BeeN HaappeninG
ML: Um, →.
ML: Where to begin?
ML: While you were out Vlinda ... er, PB & I both made it into the medium.
ML: Unfortunately we both lost our lusus in the process.
ML: I don't know if she knows I know, though.
ML: Even more unfortunate was that WT randomly died on us & I had to *t completely over.
ML: In the mean time future you *ed messaging me & he, well, you helped me find a replacement player for WT.
ML: You should probably hear from him soon.
ML: ...I think that about covers it.
EL: WaaiT...
EL: AA ReplaacemenT FoR WT?
EL: Waasn'T HE YouR ServeR?
EL: WhaaT AabouT VV YoU RetaarD!!
EL: ShiT ShiT ShiT ShiT
EL: AanD I JusT ConnecteD TO AG
EL: We'vE CompleteD ThE Chaain
EL: I Caan'T GeT HiM IN
EL: FucK!
EL: ThiS CaaN NoT BE HaappeninG
ML: VV?
ML: Who's VV?
ML: I don't remember talking to a VV.
ML: Let me √ my conversation history.
ML: Nope, I don't see him.
ML: Wait...
ML: Was he the guy who responded real late on the initial memo?
ML: ...
ML: Yes he was.
ML: Um...
ML: Well, this is awkward.
ML: Maybe you can reconfigure server-client settings or something?
EL: I He'S NoT OnlinE...
EL: AanD EveN IF HE WaaS
EL: I Don'T KnoW HoW TO BegiN TryinG TO DO ThaaT
EL: There'S NO SettingS, NO SaavE NO ReloaaD
EL: ...
EL: He'S DeaaD Isn'T HE?
ML: How the hell would I know?
ML: I've never even talked the guy!
ML: ...
ML: I've got a feeling you're →, though.
ML: Either that or doomed.
ML: Crap.

EL: FuturE ME CaaN DO IT...
EL: IF It'S AalL TruE AanD I DO GeT PowerS OveR TimE
EL: I CaaN ComE BaacK AanD SaavE HiM
ML: Perhaps.
ML: I don't see how, but then, I don't know how this game works.
ML: We have time to figure something out, but I just hope his disappearance isn't a sign that he's already predestined to die.
EL: CaaN WE TaalK AabouT SomethinG ElsE?
EL: JusT AanythinG PleaasE
EL: BaatlE PlaaN!
EL: WE NeeD TO OrgaanisE WhaaT We'lL BE DoinG FroM NoW ON!
ML: Yea, um, so what's our status?
ML: My hive is apparently in the middle of a forest, & I thought I saw imps ↓ there.
ML: Vlinda seems to be in some sort of spring littered grassland.
ML: That's about all I know, except I think we're supposed to get to some gate or something.

[The One Guy]

I get the feeling everyone's lost interest.

[loner-kid]

Yeah, it was pretty much just me and you keeping this going, but i suppose i should have officially closed it down but i never got around to it. It was good while it lasted though and it's a shame it fell through.

[The One Guy]

Yea. I wish we could have continued this; there was definitely potential for a good story and, believe it or not, this was actually my first online roleplaying experience. Oh well.

I suppose since we're closing this down, I might as well share my character's backstory:

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When he was barely more than a grub and his hive was yet to be built, Sgrub came out and he wanted to play, but everyone said he was too young. Determined, he tried to sneak into a session, but ended up glitching the game and getting himself and his lusus stuck in a pocket dimension with a time loop. Constantly repeating the same timespan over and over again, it took him almost a sweep and a half (from his perspective) to figure out a means of escape. He finally managed to escape into one of the universes created by Sgrub, specifically the human one. Somehow, he ended up with a copy of Sgrub and two troll-internet (whatever it's called) connections; one connected to the time he left and the other connected to a time significantly before his own birth. Through the first one, he witnessed Sgurb's destruction, but was unable to do anything about it. He grew up and developed on Earth, but since he was obviously not human, was forced to live in an isolated location and could only communicate with humans through indirect means, such as the internet. As his second connection to the troll's universe approached the release of Sgrub, the human universe he was in approached the release of Sburb, so he was forced to either obtain a copy of Sburb, or make use of the grub of Sgrub that he still had. He went with the latter, but was having no luck joining a session until he stumbled across one particular memo...

[loner-kid]

lol, that's pretty good. I had all kinds of plans for the plot direction, most involving time travel shenanigans.

I'd been drumming a fair bit of foreshadowing into the idea that future Asphit was being pursued by something and at the same time heading towards something inevitable that had to happen to ensure a stable timeloop. I was going to kill future Asphit. Relatively soon in the linear timeline, but i was planning to milk it for all it was worth. Ya see, he thinks he's on his last life anyway (he never had a dreamself while playing the game) so he knows this is a suicide run but he's also trying to buy time for his friends (see other players) by distracting the big bad and while dying sending that bastard careening through time as far as he could send him. Techniquely his future self just stole the dreamself before Asphit or anyone else ever woke up, but this is a moot point as no one would have known that. I was actually going to have him die in PB's land, preferably in front of her.

The memo thing was another time travel plot hook, but mostly in that i was going to have the up and coming big bad hijack a computer and use Asphits 'battle plan' memo as a means of knowing what they're up to and generally screwing everyone over until they worked it out.

The big bad itself was only partially thought out though, i needed something that would be too difficult for our characters to fight but we weren't going to get anything game breaking like a first guardian prototype. I think i was toying with the idea of a character who managed to get his hands on both queen rings or was receiving outside help from somewhere. in terms of personality i was probably going to wing that as it came.

[The One Guy]

I see that you also put some thought into this. That could have been fun.

Personally, I hadn't really planned out what Snargoss would do in the future, it was going to primarily depend on what the other characters did. While the details were going to be left to chance, however, there was one major plan I had for him:
You may have noticed how he has a tendency to hide things, putting on a front of being confident and calm (his blood is blue, but his text is red, he doesn't tell anyone about the destruction caused by Sgrub and keeps his backstory to himself, and he often is shown having worries and fears that he keeps completely to himself). The game was going to force him to reveal these secrets, and ultimately force him to realize that he's even been hiding things from himself. If you noticed from his backstory, he essentially doomed a game session, he was stuck for a very long time in a time loop, and not only would he have to struggle to survive and somehow escape, but having no prior experience with time travel, he would likely have more than a few dead selves lying around the place, and finally when he escaped, he was forced to live entirely on his own (aside from his lusus). All this happened at a very young age. He was understandably traumatized and he shut the horror of that experience way back in the back of his mind. Even his love of the fantasy genre stemmed from a desire to escape reality. Forced to start revealing his secrets, among witch being his backstory, and also forced to once again deal with time travel, he was going to essentially dig up and face with the horror he had hidden away. I'm not sure how well, or even how, I was going to do this, but I was going to give it a try.

It's actually kind of interesting the way he has come to be what he is now; originally when I made the character, he was just intended to be an average internet geek, with a few similarities to myself. Heck, I was even thinking of having jokes revolving around his "kismesis type fetish for cats." All this stuff about inner trauma that I've written here came entirely from the single line in his description, "Due to interuniversal time travel shenanigans, you have gained access to the HUMAN INTERNET," and I only had a faint idea what his backstory was going to be like when we started this thread.

Edit: Well I suppose there isn't really any reason for me to check this thread anymore; goodbye.